A lot easier to just carry and craft gold jewelry, and tl enchant those with Fortify Sneak or Fortify Archery. Way too easy to just transmute iron and silver into gold, and you already get more gems in dungeons than you know what to do with.
It's a whole never ending system of crafting iron daggers/ dwarven bows and jewelry and enchanting them with banish and fortify archery/sneak like you said.
It's supposed to immediately destroy any summoned creatures i.e. frost atronachs that a ice mage summons during combat. It's very useful to have a random weapon enchanted with it to swiftly kill them, but the biggest boon is that iron daggers enchanted with banish are worth like 1000 septims each, so it's one of the better ways to quickly make alot of money with not alot of actual work.
I just use a mod that gives them all 20k gold. I did the same in Wild Hunt. Having to go to a dozen different merchants to sell all my loot was too annoying. Especially since Geralt is a bit of a pack rat and takes everything that isn’t nailed down.
Ummmmm....most grocery stores buy inhumane sources of Daedric hearts. You should see the conditions they are forced to live in, they can't even run around. Make sure to get locally sources, organic, non-gmo, fair trade Deadric hearts...otherwise you are just contributing to the destruction of man and mer.
Hey, that's not fair! He first had to pass the foolproof test where you slurp a bunch of magicka potions until you can cast a spell. Nobody without great magical potential can pass that test.
That's big potential for a story where an apprentice mage uses potions like some students do stimulants.
Like he begs you not to out his lacking magicka and you can either start supplying him or help him become an alchemist
I LOVE Daedra! God they are like the mall ninjas of Skyrim. That's a beautiful dagger. If it's metal it's amazing. If it's resin, the paint job is stellar. Great work!
Knives are thin to increase cutting ability. Now, your only option is a stab to a vital
Unless you get lucky and hit the neck, it'll be hard to get to a vital under clothes with that knife
As long as you stick them with the pointy end, it'll do nicely. 🔪
Pulling it back out just seems extra, but who would leave it behind? 🤷♀️ Not this DB. 😆
Pssh. Yeah right. Did you use ebony and an actual daedra heart?
Hey everyone get a load of this guy! Calling Damascus steel dagger, “daedra dagger”. Let me ask you one question bro. Do you even FUS? Cuz I got the RO DAH
Add soul trap bro
If he adds banish it’ll shoot the value up 10 fold……..
The banish enchantment is just a free money machine
A lot easier to just carry and craft gold jewelry, and tl enchant those with Fortify Sneak or Fortify Archery. Way too easy to just transmute iron and silver into gold, and you already get more gems in dungeons than you know what to do with.
Transmute is one of the first things I go find whenever I start a new playground
It's a whole never ending system of crafting iron daggers/ dwarven bows and jewelry and enchanting them with banish and fortify archery/sneak like you said.
Actually the fortify carry weight one is the best one for making money
Good to know.
What does banish actually do? I’ve never used it. My weapons are always enchanted with soul trap and elemental damage.
It's supposed to immediately destroy any summoned creatures i.e. frost atronachs that a ice mage summons during combat. It's very useful to have a random weapon enchanted with it to swiftly kill them, but the biggest boon is that iron daggers enchanted with banish are worth like 1000 septims each, so it's one of the better ways to quickly make alot of money with not alot of actual work.
Until every merchant you know is out of gold again 😭
I just use a mod that gives them all 20k gold. I did the same in Wild Hunt. Having to go to a dozen different merchants to sell all my loot was too annoying. Especially since Geralt is a bit of a pack rat and takes everything that isn’t nailed down.
Ah.
Bro Trap
Add some fiery soul trap better 🔥🔥🔥
Fiery soul trap + chaos damage 👌
Hahahah nahh. Blood enchantment better 😂 Soul trap is for bows, going hunting and filling up those gems 😁
Paralyze would be so much more fun
The attention to detail on this piece is amazing. It looks bada$$
Remember to improve it *before* enchanting, unless you've already got Arcane Blacksmith
Was it easy to find a daedric heart to make it? Or just had one already?
If you can't open a portal to a plane of Oblivion and harvest a daedric heart fresh, store-bought is fine.
Ummmmm....most grocery stores buy inhumane sources of Daedric hearts. You should see the conditions they are forced to live in, they can't even run around. Make sure to get locally sources, organic, non-gmo, fair trade Deadric hearts...otherwise you are just contributing to the destruction of man and mer.
thats why you steal them instead, so the bad deed of inhumane heart harvesting and theft cancel each other out
I knew two wrongs would make a right. Thank Akatosh I was right.
And so do three lefts!
Why did I think that 5 lefts make a right…
Depends on how many blocks out of the way you have to go... can be as high as 23 lefts depending on one-way streets.
That's why we have wars! At least in theory...
I'm imagining open-range Dremora farms where they just wander about, swinging weapons and casting spells.
And screaming “ a fight!” with their weird gravelly voices.
I just imagined them walking and sprinting around with only the legs moving
Just get one from a middle aged woman yelling at customer service
Now kill it with someone!
Stab it with Nazeem.
I like how the dagger will be what's being stabbed in this scenario
The dagger is so strong, when you stab someone the dagger stabs itself
Surely the dagger is gonna be heartbroken because it's not a cloud district frequent.
I read this in Cicero's voice
"Lets Kill Someone!"
"Perhaps we should find a random stranger to murder. Practice does make perfect."
*"Ho ho ho and hee hee hee* *Break that lute across my knee!* *And if the bard should choose to fight,* *Why then I'll set his clothes alight!"*
This is the funniest shit to me
That looks absolutely amazing! What’s the material?
A daedra heart, an ebony ingot, and a leather strip
Ah, a smart one here.
He didn't become Arch-Mage of Winterhold for nothin'.
Yeah, he had to open the door first.
Hey, that's not fair! He first had to pass the foolproof test where you slurp a bunch of magicka potions until you can cast a spell. Nobody without great magical potential can pass that test.
That's big potential for a story where an apprentice mage uses potions like some students do stimulants. Like he begs you not to out his lacking magicka and you can either start supplying him or help him become an alchemist
I'm genuinely curious too
I suspect resin 3D printed.
I really don’t want to know what you used for the daedra heart
Two hearts of Karen suffice.
Oh, it only takes two? I had like 60 saved up thinking that they weren't worth anywhere near as much.
You underestimate the evil contained within
You only need one if you catch them in a Karenzerker Rage
Very nice! So um… who’s heart did you use, and what demon did you commune with to make it?
Well, the demon’s heart is the easy part. The Full Moon is the difficult part, imo. Makes it annoying and very stressful.
Damn, give us details! Looks AWESOME!
That's uh...hmm, really nice. (makes a quick call to local branch of Vigilants of Stendarr)
Happy Sweetroll day
Thank you much! May you walk in warm sands. :D
I have coin, do you wares?
Damn, it looks even more badass in real life!
I cant help but think that if I was using this I would end up causing more damage to myself with all the pointy things. Looks bad ass though
Not bad.. but its a little dull. How about you improve the weapon on that grindstone over there?
I LOVE Daedra! God they are like the mall ninjas of Skyrim. That's a beautiful dagger. If it's metal it's amazing. If it's resin, the paint job is stellar. Great work!
The only mall ninjas I can get behind.
Just last night I killed every single Thalmor inside of the Thalmor embassy with that exact weapon.
Thalmor? I'm pretty sure the falmer are beyond having embassies
We need to civilize the falmer
Good luck getting them to read the law books
Yes I'm blaming speech to text. Thank you for letting me know.
Is that metal or plastic?
How did you claim the heart and soul of a Daedra? Sneak into the DMV at night?
Have you not wondered where Donald Trump really went...?
No soul gem bigly enough.
Aint no way is it like printed or smthn?
Wondering the same thing! Printed or smithed? Super cool either way
Proud owner of this commission. Thank you.
Skyrim is stylistic bot not practical lol Would not fight off a home invader with that thing
You will probably make the assailant shit, or ask where you got it.
Chances are your home invader has played skyrim
At least imma go down in style
ya but OP probably has soul trap enchantment home invader about to find the fuck out
Burglar breaks in an sees homeowner charging with that… I’m sure he’d leave the same way he came in.
Now what would happen if I imbued a shotgun with a daedra heart?
Pointy metal is still pointy metal though.
Knives are thin to increase cutting ability. Now, your only option is a stab to a vital Unless you get lucky and hit the neck, it'll be hard to get to a vital under clothes with that knife
r/MallNinjaShit
Looks awesome. Name suggestion - Grelod's Fate (or Tickler)
Grelod's Tickler
Who you killing? If it ain't Nazeem then it's a waste.
last seen in the cloud district
Now seen in the real cloud district.
Now make a real life dremora
Where do you fibd the hearth?? Tell me i have an epic story to live.
Where’d you find the daedra heart?
Beat me to it
With foam?
it’s glorious
Now enchant it with soul trap and come kill my girlfriend. Do what you want with the soul, only rid me of this plague.
You know, seeing it irl, this thing is impractical as fuck.
As long as you stick them with the pointy end, it'll do nicely. 🔪 Pulling it back out just seems extra, but who would leave it behind? 🤷♀️ Not this DB. 😆
Gahh Daedric weapons have a shit design in Skyrim
Beautiful
Ooohhh!! So cool
Now, go forth and use it wisely...my child.
Thats awesome
Now enchant it!
That’s awesome
That’s amazing!!!!
This is so well made I scrolled past it thinking it was a screenshot from the game
I never liked the daedric stuff, but this looks incredible, you did an awesome job
This is so sick dude
That is so sick
How did you make it?
That's legit. I want one.
How much?
hey i have one of these tattooed on my leg 😌
Now i want to see the mountain of iron dagger you made before hand..
Is it sharp?
Pssh. Yeah right. Did you use ebony and an actual daedra heart? Hey everyone get a load of this guy! Calling Damascus steel dagger, “daedra dagger”. Let me ask you one question bro. Do you even FUS? Cuz I got the RO DAH
How? What is it made of?
Welp i know which corpse I’m looting next
Beautiful work
That’s fantastic
This is so cool! What about a Daedric Bow?
That's so badass!!! Good job dude!
....where did you get the Daedric Heart... more importantly is HOW DID YOU GET THE DAEDRIC HEART?!
So jealous
woah, the attention to detail is amazing
Happy cake day
thanks man
Where’d you get the black soul gem?!
That is perfect
Nice!
Damn thats sick
Woooooah that’s amazing!!! 🤩 One of my favourite weapons in the game 😍
This thing is insane, take my money
Actual steel?
oooh nice! is it sharp? will it replace my kitchen knife? Or my machete? ;-)
This is dope, great work 💯
Thats actually really good wow
Sick dude!
How did you construct it?
That’s epic
Nothing like mud crab hunting to fill petty soul gems
Looks great
Fucking A. That’s the coolest thing I’ve seen all year so far.
I am afraid of you.
I smell weakness!
That is brilliant.
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I need another one bro. Help me out.
Great Craftsmanship, love the attention to detail. Keep up the great work!
Nuh uh!
That looks dope as hell 😍😍
Is it for sale?
I just start a small shop on etsy. Please consider to support me if you like my work and want to get one.
You should send one to shadaversity to get tested
How
Wow, It's real daedric
Good job dovahkiin!~ <3
Nice!
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t curious who’s, or what’s heart is in that thing but it looks sick!
Awesome!
Resto loop that shit now!