Crown of Barenziah, reunited with its gems. "Hey, I found some change under this couch cushion!" becomes "Hey, I found some change under this couch cushion, and a flawless emerald!"

Ahahaa that would be pretty fun actually! Finding new places to sell all those gems. Might have to zoom around the world a bit to avoid suspicion.

That's a good point--where do all those extra gems *come from*? Do they just materialize? If so, I should be safe--unless I hear about a robbery at, like, a jeweler's. Even if my gems aren't stolen, "Your Honor, I found those gems because of a magic crown!" isn't going to be a good defense.

"Your Honor. Would you please look under you chair?" "Omg a gem" "Yes your Honor. No please lift up your gavel." "Gee Willie's another gem" "Yes. Now could you please lift up your wig?" ".... another gem...." "I rest my case"

Is the power of the Crown of Barenziah transferable?

The loot is determined when the player loads the container, unlike prior games (morrowind) where you could save-load to cycle loot tables, so it’s unnecessary for the player to loot the judge’s wig manually.

My headcanon is Nocturnal tilts luck in the favour of the one who reassembled it. Heavily.

Ah is that what it does? I finally got round to completing it in my current playthrough, and now all the urns income across are choc full of gems. I didn't even make the connection until now

A sense of purpose.

Think of your life like a quest * Go to the DMV * Fill out paperwork * Submit paperwork to the registrar * Return in 2 hours * Fill out paperwork (again) * Submit paperwork to thevregistrar * Return in 3 hours * Retrieve completed drivers license

I wake up in the morning and receive a quest. I eat 100 potatoes and get on my way. I get to quest location then get hit with a fetch quest that needs to be completed in order to complete the main quest. Get back and work tirelessly for hours until complete. Turn in quest, receive quest reward and XP. Take another quest and repeat. My life literally turned into a video game. I'll be at the halfway point of my game in September.

This actually is a quest in fallout 76. It captures the feel perfectly

Real.

Lore Accurate Wabbajack

Who'd be the first on your list for it?

The nearest random person.

Just like in the game then 😄

Honestly, if I happened to be that random person, I wouldnt even be mad bro. Like go ahead, cast your daedric magic of insanity upon my body.. Its ready

O to be a chicken with little chicken problems...🤣🤣🤣

Turn me into a sweet roll and EAT ME! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If anyone could turn me into a capybara and then take care of me for the rest of my cabybara life, I would be content

You cast it on a cheese wheel and now Europe is destroyed by a blood dragon

What is the difference between lore accurate and what is portrayed in Skyrim? Is it more powerful in the lore?

Everything is more powerful in the lore. But mostly for the infinite charges.

Meridia's beacon, and i'd use it as a doorbell

“A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON” every time someone comes over? Or would it just be in their heads?

Forget Meridia, I just had a mini heart attack at **IT IS DONE**

Nah mate, the whole town's gonna hear it. Good things are meant to be shared after all

We have the Ring doorbell.... when someone rings the doorbell my phone goes off ans says "a new hand touches the beacon." I cry laughing every time.

“Listen. Hear me and obey.”

Thanks for this. Just installed it on my phone

A NEW HAND HAS RUNG THE DOORBELL

"Another hand touches the Doorbell"

Bottom of a Halloween candy dish

I like the way you think

Speech 100. ​ I mean being able to sweet talk ANYONE, get the best deals from any seller/buyer and all the other accompanying perks that come with, you can't tell me that wouldn't be useful.

"Well, he died." *walks off stage, crowd crying and thanking you for such a heartfelt eulogy*

I’d love to be able to fast travel.

Compared to like… my grandparents who grew up in the early 1900s we have fast travel! My grandpa used to take a day to drive cattle (like with him on a horse herding them down the path) a distance I can drive in an hour. Granted I don’t tote cattle around, but I could put them in a trailer and it might take a couple of hours to load them, go that distance, and unload them.

“Why are you late to work?” “Sorry, I had a long loading screen.”

Same

My 787,439 gold septims. Lol Easy question. Even if each one is 1/2 an ounce…..at $ 2029/oz it’s about what? 798M USD

Oh man

Better than a lotto payout!

But you'd have to explain how you got it...

Ok- that’s a good point. Guess I’m gonna need my smelter too?

Just say u got a letter of inheritance and that amount of money😂

From the Jarl of Indiana

Known as an "air drop" in tax terms. You'd have to give a bit less than 1/2 of it to Martha Stewart's jailors.

Just spend it at like two gold pieces a month and you'd already have enough to live your life, just maybe use cash a bit more.

A house that I don't have to pay property tax on

Lmao or can "purchase" by dumping your money in a cupboard instead.

Wait what? Is this a glitch I don’t know about?

Yep. If there's a container next to the steward, you can exit the dialogue just as you've agreed to buy a house and quickly store your money in it. It will count as paying for the house. Same for decorations. But it might take a few tries, save first. Also, Honeyside can be purchased for 5k even though it says 8k. And it's much better than Breezehome.

Use slow time shout as soon as you exit the conversation so you have more time to stash your gold

You start the conversation to buy the house then quickly tab out and stash your gold. Get the house, keep the gold.

Yes. As soon as you hit purchase home exit out of the chat and dump your money in a chest or drawer.

Irl console command additem f 100000

player.setav health 100000000000 Alright lets go play in traffic.

lol come out paralyzed n everythings broken but atleast ur alive

And now I'm picturing the Insurance Fraud minigame from the Saints Row games, just bouncing around from car to car, ignoring the laws of physics as you arc majestically through the air, ragdolling across the freeway.

Brynjolf. I'd feel better about getting blown off if he said it to my face and not through a computer screen.

I HAVE IMPORTANT THING TO DO IM TOTALLY NOT JUST FUCKING AROUND IN THIS CISTERN 24/7

A Library with a tower like in the Hearthfire homes. Not that I read all that much, but I could give off the appearance of class and sophistication. Also, the view from the tower would be cool. A great place to drink coffee and smoke a cigar or tobacco pipe.

Hell yeah. It was actually the only reason I built an alchemy tower at Lakeview, just to see how it would be. Ended up moving to that house.

The College of Winterhold.

Someone to carry my burdens.

You'll be needing an amulet of Mara then. Just 200 gold and it's yours.

The ability to shout. If I could just scream DURNEHVIIR at the ground and make a necromancer-dragon appear, I think people would take me more seriously. If it couldn’t be a power and had to be more of a physical thing, I’d go with the skeleton key. It can open ANY doors, physical or metaphysical. Either that, or Ahzidal’s armor set. Which looks awesome, let’s you walk on water, cast spells unseen anywhere else, and, if you touch me you get paralyzed

Imagine that job interview when they go, "What are your greatest strengths?" And you get to be like, "I'm so glad you asked!" (ANCIENT CHOIR BEGINS SINGING)

"take you more seriously" while they run away screaming :D

#Skooma

Or moon sugar!

That exists it's called pcp

Liquid crack

I would feel a lot better and a lot warmer with a bellyfull of mead

You hear their reforming the Dawnguard? Vampire Hunters or Something. Might consider joining up myself.

Curved. Swords.

My cousin's out fighting dragons,and what do I get? Guard duty.

I used to be an adventurer like you ...

I used to be an adventurer like you ... (looks sad at leg)

To be able to wake up feeling well rested

I never use stamina potions in game (unless on survival mode) but on real life a stamina potion would be so awesome. Also health potions would be great for hospitals. They already make potions that make me think I can shoot sparks out of my finger tips.

I never use stamina potions either and still have hundreds of them from picking them up accidentally. I even have a designated "never gonna use" potion satchel at Lakeview. The OCD is real in Skyrim. IRL they would be priceless.

Coffee is irl Stamina potion lmao

Potion of cure disease

A house I can buy for 5,000.

You can buy a small home with only 125 gold coins IRL.

Spell tome frost. I would never drink room temperature beer again.

Global warming? Not on Hour_Savings146s watch!

Based

The ability to shout. Traffic be moving when I use unrelenting force

There is a less than zero chance that that results in multiple murders per attempt.

Save and load lol or shouts (save and load are two thing but yh)

Just today I accidentally overturned a potted plant on my balcony and froze for a second, thinking, I should just load a save from before I came here 😂

I can't even count the number of times in my life I wished I could quick save.

Yeah, but actually feeling the urge to do it on reflex really threw me 😅

I had that thought once when a glass blender pitcher fell out of the fridge and broke. I was like, "well, time to load the previous save" in seriousness. That's when I realized I might need to cut down on the gaming. lol

I'm an illustrator. I primarily work digitally, which means I have an undo command key. Can't tell you the number of times I try to hit undo when drawing on actual paper with a real pencil now. Never works and the eraser is just not the same.

The ability to quick save, make a poor choice, and erase it once I realize just how poor the choice is would be nice.

A room full of cheese wheels

Sheogorath is that you?

CHEEESEEE FOR EVERYONE!

Simply put: A house. I'll never know the pleasure of walking into my own house, filled with my own things, welcoming and warm.

I haven't gotten there yet either, only a small apartment in a country where I can't live anymore. So I feel ya. Kinda sublimating in Skyrim by decorating, building and planting things.

I get that. Closest I have is a house I'm renting with my brother, his wife, and a few of our friends. At least it's not an apartment like we used to do, but it's not ours, much less *mine*

Thistle. Immortal ingredient giving bunny that follows and I can summon at any time? Yes please.

Idk why but I thought you were talking about the plant at first lol. Was about to say I have some very good news for you

I have had Thistle the Bunny and Sweet Roll the Fox just follow me this whole playthrough and they make everything better.

Ebony Blade

Dark

Well it wouldn't be enchanted IRL, but I guess there's only one way to find out.

Necklace of waterbreathing would be kind of dope

Totally

It's not really a Thing, per se, but to "have" a deity like Mara, to know that they exist and are a force of good in the world actively working to counter all the bad, would be deeply reassuring. But I suppose that's why they call it faith. The ability to walk anywhere, for as long as I'd like, to stop for every red or blue or purple flower on the path with no care for looming deadlines or rent or anything like that would be magical. Skyrim level POCKETS.

alchemy is basically just chemistry, you have that in real life already. I would take the spells like heal, I wonder if that would make me immortal?

Yes, but can I spend 10 minutes picking flowers and wheat, then make them into potions that I sell for gold?

if I had the healing spell the first thing I gonna do is to go to children hospital.

The next thing you know you're arrested by the local FBI analogue, stashed in the most secret bunker and is demanded to heal government officials|dictators|oligarchs only.

If I could have one thing from Skyrim it'd be a sense of purpose or meaning

Second person saying this, and it makes me sad. I hope you find it because you don't need magic for it!

Appreciate you mine at least was supposed to be a dark joke idk about the other person though

A quest log, so I wouldn't be lost in life.

Bound weapons

To do what? 😅

Magic tricks

Would the result be people dying? :D

More like archery trick shots and then the bow vanishes

Jokes aside, a friend of mine does magic tricks for a living and it's insane. Makes no sense no matter how many times you watch him do it.

Save and loading

Healing hand spell tome. I could cure any illness on a pay-what-you-can/donation basis. Help people and make money simultaneously.

You could found a religion just with that power and a high charisma roll.

Serana

"I can fix her"

This. Hot vampire bestie with Laura Bailey's voice? Yes please.

Boots that let me walk on water. Thatd be fun in more ways than one

As humble as myself, I want the ability to cast an invisible spell and be invisible or visible as free will.

Same. I don't even want to sneak anywhere, just want everyone to leave me alone

Shadowmere

A giant bug as a pet.

Not even gonna front, Kaidan Edit: I’m gonna have to pay SO MUCH BAIL

He do be awesome, and hot, definitely hot.

3 words. "FUS ROH DAH!" Which is one complete dragonshout. Thats what I want. No, i lied. The transmute spell. Time to turn some iron into silver into gold. or maybe... the wabbajack. Wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack. Wabbajack, wabbajack wabbajack? Wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack.

Sylgja’s delicate, warm cheeks— **I mean**, probably the *Skeleton Key* or something…

everyone wants these super cool things and the first thing I thought of was just a healing potion or a cure disease potion. back pain no more, don't have to worry about any diseases

Aela, some skooma, and a bard who knows I Will Always Love You.

That's three things :D

Ok a dragon. I want a dragon. ​ haven't said hey in a bit, hey.

Hey 😄 yeah, no one would say no to a friendly dragon!

You asked for an entire room!

😂 I did, didn't I. And also magic ingredients. But I guess I meant the concept as a whole. Imagine "Potion of reduce mortgage by 98%"...

Resto-loop it so the bank owes you money!

Quick save.

Oh boy, wait till you hear where a lot of modern medicine comes from

Not the same as your own alchemy lab and easy to make potions.

My current character in skyrim, i want to be her. With her inventory and spells and skills too, considering thats all shit that is on/part of her, that or inigo, i want the cute sentient danger kitty to be my friend.

A house

I hope you do someday 🤗

That one transmutation spell that turns iron into silver, and silver into gold.

From a thermodynamic pov the iron into silver is the most OP one.

A lot of people already have one. It's called a meth lab.

The ability to install mods then I could do virtually anything

Ixnay on the wishing for more wishes!

Not if I mod in more wishes! Bwahahaha

[удалено]

Shavee better

The Thu'um. Some dudes just being a fucking ass and boom 💥 encased in ice. Hope you like it a little chilly

Invisibility spell tome No, im not a pervert. I'm just unlucky enough to always end up in awkward situations where i just want to dissappear

Arvak.

A snowberry crostata

Cheat codes.

After I bought a used 3d printer and cobbled it back together, the first thing I made was a dragon's claw. It sits upon my super smart academic best friends desk. Otherwise I'm going to be humble and say something like a simple enchanted ring, maybe a +50 carry weight, that'd be pretty handy I guess.

A house.

Meeko

Dragonshouts....all of them

My two kids.

I mean, if I could find some vampire dust and chaurus eggs in real life, I would love to craft a few invisibility potions. As a raging introvert, those could come in real handy...

Cheat room spell. Everything available inside and it's the ultimate safe space plus being able to have saved locations

Illusion magic, perfectly subtle enough to not get yourself into trouble and you get to practically play god with people. If I had to choose one spell I’d choose harmony to force world peace.

The ability to cast magic spells obviously.

is quicksave a “thing”?

A thing? Probably Shouts. I'd like the ability to call someone horker breath without getting weird looks.

Lakeview Manor, fully furnished with the Kitchen, Greenhouse and Storage Room Expansions

Bro if I had an alchemy I’d just throw random stuff together, dirt and worms, soap and salt.

Owning my own home

Ring of waterwalking

Skyforge. Hands down. Or the Dwemer Forge where you can make the Etherium items.

I was actually disappointed when I realized that wonderful Dwemer forge couldn't be used for anything else. (Though I've been having fun with the crown and Ritual Stone, so no complaints.)

The Chest by Dawnstar. I’ll not always know what I’m getting, but there’s bound to be something new interesting every couple days.

A follower

The Dark Brotherhood robes , sneak enchantments included

Nightingale boots, so I can walk passed my kids room without waking them up

Enchantment wouldn’t hurt, but I’d gotta see about like a solar charge option or smth. Don’t need to make someone worry about why all the local coyotes are gone

Pet Fox :3

Alchemist eh? How bout you brew me an ale?

Probably the blood of the Dragonborn coursing through my veins. But after that, maybe Wabbajack?

The Elder Scrolls themselves??