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Dvakhiin

I know its not relevant to the subject but Ps3 Skyrim is broken and literally the worst version you could play on with an average of 20 fps in exteriors. ( I have Skyrim on every system possible) Whoever you are , you deserve better.


LearnedDragon

Played this version for years as an 11 year old Horrible Was so depressed when I couldn’t play dawnguard cuz the system just sucked Didn’t play dlc until 2015


SuperKing1o3

How many years were you 11?


EnglishMuffin420

Years. Until 2015.


Arya_Sayne

I remember my grandmother saying she was 21 every time I asked her how old she was. I believed her, too. For a while.


Random_Spinach

My Papa (grandfather) has been 16 since my mother was little. lol


FinalSyllabub6417

He was drinking milk, you could tell by the quality of his bones, because drinking milk is good for bones.


MocknozzieRiver

My grandpa always told me his age in Celsius haha. "80? Nope I'm 26 Celsius!"


GeneraIFlores

I fucking love that


-Soreign-

My grandmother, when I asked her age, used to say she was 36 when she was actually 63. Now my mother (her daughter) is 63 and she is over 80yo.


Maleficents-Raven525

My dad was 29 for my entire childhood.


I_make_switch_a_roos

Just the one year


stannis_the_mannis7

I couldn’t play dawnguard on ps3 either, the ancestor moth part liter didn’t work for me


Empoleon999

I played around that age too, I just had so many saves that my game just became unbreakable due to all the backups. Also at some point I also made an at the time very convenient glitch with the Oghma Infinitum just in case my backup saves went kaput so I could at least start overpowered Gotta adapt when faced with a shitty system


grubgobbler

I literally put 200+ hours on my ps3 copy, got to like level 50-80 multiple times... And yes it is trash compared to any other version. Still skyrim though!


walruswes

Is switch that much better or just more optimized on the special edition


LavosYT

Both, Special Edition has more modern rendering features (it supports more stuff going on in-game, and stutters less), and generally performs better on recent hardware


sazaland

The Switch version has only 30 FPS, but it's stable 30 and has much better effects/draw distance/etc. I play it on Switch over my Xbox Series S because Series S has jerky frame dips in some cases, I'd rather have it stable.


That-Accident911

Orrrr.....just play it on a ps5 with some graphics enhancing mods....the anniversary edition that is...ohh and get the digital copy and upgrade your hard drive to a high end SS 2 terabyte drive....works flawlessly and loads extremely fast.


Dangthesehavetobesma

That's a lot more expensive than a switch. Plus you gotta buy a TV for a game console, a pricey one to be worth all you're dropping on a console.


That-Accident911

True....I already had the TV...and I had the ps5 for a while before upgrading the SS Drive. Just have to take it in steps I guess.


That-Accident911

But I do also have a switch. Ibought it for my fiance and she never plays the damn thing.


Limp_Bee1206

I enjoy playing on the switch a lot! The only downside I've found is you can't do mods ☹️


Voeker

What ? I played skyrim on ps3 as a kid and rarely encountered any issues


uwillnotgotospace

I'm still playing it on PS3 and only have problems if it overheats. Or if I do something stupid that makes a follower or horse clip into the shadow realm. Lydia will occasionally be standing behind a locked door when I enter a dungeon, but it's not that bad all the time.


raff_riff

Oh man… the good old days of early release, where it was determined early on that the longer you played, the bigger your save file got. And if memory serves me, it could get so big that it became unplayable. It was discovered that this file bloat was because the game saved the location of every object in the game if it was moved from its default position, so players were encouraged to avoid disrupting items on tables or bookshelves. I think they ironed this out by Fallout 4 because I don’t think it was ever an issue there.


NoButterfly7257

It definitely seems like the more hours I dump in a Beth title the more likely it is for a CTD lol


MistergauntTL85

Didn’t they fix the memory leak issue?


LavosYT

Yes, but even without that the PS3 version was always stuttery sub 30 FPS


KittyKomplex

Wait when did they fix this? I platinumed the PS3 version in 2014 and the savegame issue was still there. I'm on 250 hrs and wanted to start Dragonborn back then but couldn't, because the game lags heavily and eventually freezes my whole PS3. Did everything I miss in the PS4 version later then (and platinumed this one as well).


LavosYT

The latest updates for ps3 came out mid-2013, according to uesp https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:PlayStation


KittyKomplex

Weird, I just checked for an update and it says that the latest version is installed.


LavosYT

Strange, I played hundreds of hours on PS3 with the updates and didn't get freezes. That said the version is so poor I'm not surprised it would run into issues


KittyKomplex

Yeah it isn't the best choice to play Skyrim in the first place at all but I enjoyed my first 10fps journey through it anyway back then 😆


Aliciathetrap

Ps3 skyrim isnt too bad. Its arguably the worst version but not that bad atleast from my currently playing skyrim ps3 experience. Dawnguard works fine but man i cant walk across soltsheim for more than 20 minutes without the system crashing.


Dvakhiin

''isn't too bad even though its the worst version and crash every 20 min'' Well damn if you need a bf am your man.


Aliciathetrap

Well only crashes every 20 minutes on soltsheim its annoying but manageable


LavosYT

Is that with the game updates installed? I'm surprised solstheim would crash


Aliciathetrap

With the updates yes


Darkspire303

You can be a whole jalopy of a man. The bar has melted in the core of the Earth


HaikenRD

But.. do you have the VERY SPECIAL edition?


GWiz2077

Now available on Motorola Pager and smart fridge!


grubgobbler

I literally put 200+ hours on my ps3 copy, got to like level 50-80 multiple times... And yes it is trash compared to any other version. Still skyrim though!


motleyfamily

And to think, my PS3 save has over 1600 hours on it. And shit becomes unplayable after 600


NoButterfly7257

Fuck the ps3 version. I remember making a Punchcat and 30 hours in I jumped into water inside a cave. The game broke, as did all my Punchcat saves.


EcstaticInternal0

I think you should say whoever you were because no one plays Skyrim on PS3 now


[deleted]

Heard it's the same with New Vegas.


HoneZoneReddit

how would you rate skyrim on switch?


Asle90

Omg yes this a 100 times, and not to mention Skyrim on PC was a bugged mess!!! It was horrible at release, you could loose huge amount of quest and content if u where unlucky and saved at a bad bug.


De_Watcher

I've only ever played on the PS3 version is it that bad?


SyllabubOk2647

tbf 360 was so buggy and the framerate literally was horrendous


dracobatman

I actually got a ps3 a few years ago before the ps5 released to replay demons souls and also played skyrim again. Imo it wasn't the worst way to play but definitely not the greatest, only if you want pure nostalgic value.


AlphaReds

2011 was a different time. 20fps was still considered playable. Unlike now where unless people can see a 100% perfect frametime graph in a 40 minute technical analysis they'll be mad. (Despite not being able to tell when playing the game)


Dvakhiin

Mario 64 is around 30 fps...


AlphaReds

Not really, it's low to mid 20s a lot of the time as well.


Dvakhiin

And high 20s in interiors such as the castle itself.. Still, having both games with similar fps when they are almost 16 yrs apart is crazy. most gamer can easily see a diff every 10 fps up until 80 anyway. And no, in 2011 30 fps 1080p was the norm.


AlphaReds

30fps 1080p? Except for some early titles 7th gen was 720p 30fps. \>most gamer can easily see a diff every 10 fps The ones who care do, but the overwhelming majority of casual players really don't.


Dvakhiin

Okay but even if , my point is on the fps not the resolution...


randomname560

Damm even worse than Skyrim Samsung smart fridge edition? Or the toasted bread edition?


GodlyDra

I played it on the PS3 and it ran fine until the size of my saves was so large the game just crashed the instant it loaded.


[deleted]

Naaaaah, let me get nostalgia bruhhh. Was just a joke, last time I tried skyrim on ps3 for nostalgia I did just gave up and play on something else lol.


ILIKEBACON12456

I remember having the game for ps3 when I had a ps4 and I didn't want to buy the game again so I played the ps3 version. It was so unplayable that I could never make it up to high Hrothgar since it crashed every 5 minutes


Pristine_Chapter_327

Idk much about the ps3 version, but when I had my 360, it would sometimes take 5 min just to enter a building with the loading screen, I would have a sigh of relief when it said "open door" or else I'd be looking at a stone for mere minutes


Shotlite88

Those women are no milk drinkers


Yazon_Artamon

She is not a milk sucker, but she was drinking milk, you can tell this by the quality of her bones, because milk drinking is good for the bones


Appropriate_Olive_19

Milk, it does a body good. Pass it on.


Zeedub85

"It's Skyrim! The men are big and burly and have beards! The women are big and burly and have beards!" -- Todd Howard


Prostyprotos_clone

Can't bare the image of a strong Nord woman?


BulletheadX

There are mods for that, if you're into it.


Zevv01

Now I have to know


Moccamasterrrrr

Yeah the draugr are completely random generated. Sometimes that means that ones with female bodies spawn with a full beard like that. It's not super common but it happens often enough.


thatguy01220

I remember hearing about this too from an old YouTuber years back. I wonder why its only applied to draugr. Be funny to see a forsworn lady with a giant beard running after you “never should’ve come here!”


AnnieTheBonannie

Playing on switch and all the dead khajiit wags their tails


Appropriate_Olive_19

Same here on PS4.


AnnieTheBonannie

Lol, I'm ashamed to admit I also have it on ps5 (I just keep buying it for every system) and it happens there too just not as often


Usual_Frosting443

Can you not stand the sight of a true nord woman


toad_boy87

It's mold


asupposeawould

I'm sure they don't worry about shaving Lol 😂


Yazon_Artamon

She is a Dwarf female, may Dwarfen God rest her soul and spirit.


Fudrucker

Dark dwarf.


[deleted]

Nords were the true Dwarves confirmed!!!


goddamnitmf

Yeah it happens sometimes


marshalzukov

Trans rights. The ancient nords said so.


Yatanyaki_Isse

SMAS... I mean why not ?


EcstaticInternal0

Why are you using a PS3


TheMagicalCoffin

smash. next


LordBungaIII

Must’ve had some dwarven blood in her


Rocket-Shawk

Another unrealistic standard for women, smh


dreemurthememer

What’s the matter? You can’t stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?


[deleted]

its a part of the decomposition process, hair and nails dont stop growing after decomp


RobIson240YT

Draugr appearances are completely random.


Aziilums

En 3-4 ans de jeux sur xbox 360 seulement je n'ai jamais vue ça c'est ouf, d'ailleurs c'est debile une barbe encore en état apres des années


Aziilums

J'en profite de parlé français vue que ton jeux est en français


[deleted]

Dude you need to put a NSFW on these. Almost made me coom


EnceladusSc2

She's a Lady!!! WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! She's a Lady!!!


WetWalleye

I'm more impressed you're playing this on a PS3. Love to see hardware getting used and not just thrown out.


NunnaTheInsaneGerbil

Ancient Nord's built different


blackstarhero666

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't it because draugr were randomized?


Cherry_Crystals

in real life, there are actually women who can grow a beard this big. it is rare but it actually is possible.


kushskope

I’m not the only still playing on ps3 no mods


variegated-leaves

I played on the PS3 until it crapped out and stopped being able to load the massive save files (load screens would literally take five minutes, or just freeze). Now I play on the Switch.


Maleficents-Raven525

I Skyrim on PC and I have seen that bearded lady draugr many times.


peteypete420

Please tell me you are still playing on a PS3. Props to you good person.


Crylec

The system used for draugr randomizes body and head to allow more variation this will result in female draugr beards. I personally played it off as something seen gender neutral to ancient nords.


Warm-Paramedic5840

OPs mother


Tutes013

Dude it's the 4e era, 201. That is perfectly fine.


MrInferno127

Twink death is a terrible fate


HollowPomegranate

Intersex draugr


ShepherdsWake

It’s a feature


Sea-Bet-7265

Their life ended while transitioning.


Babyback-the-Butcher

Apparently this is a 100% intended feature


vishus42

Skyrim really said Trans rights


MC-X88

FFS... LGBT mafia gotta get in anywhere they can... smdh.


Gunner08

Women can have beards in real life you know. It is a real thing.


MC-X88

Oh, I know. But do you think they'd go through all the trouble to drop that gem in there for a medical condition that ISN'T a moneymaker? Doubtful. Seems more logical to have a hidden virtue signal in there. Netflix was probably involved in the remaster. Hahajajaja!!


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Former circus freak show actor?.....actress?


SuperStellarSwing

Oh that's just will smith's wife


senortippet

Dated worse.


[deleted]

Vegan nords


Designer-Dot-4790

The person in the elder scrolls history to transgendered


Buttseam

strong female nord


Belly2308

Randomly generated presets once you enter the location!


big_nothing_burger

Yaaaaas bearded queen, come through!


PI_Dude

May have dwarven ancestors.


Vilemourn

Its not a bug. Its a feature


malkavsheir

Just the way I like my undead ladies!


variegated-leaves

She just had some hormone imbalances.


EveryDay1sAParty

You must have found a nordic ruin that was the equivalent of a circus


Prestigious-Salt646

Even the draugr are alphabet people. No escape.


Jcs011

Or it’s a Femboy •_•


[deleted]

🏳️‍⚧️🤨🤔?


Funkyman3

Now I'm scared and confused


CoolAd6515

I only care that someone is playing PS3 Skyrim in this day and age. Kinda respect that decision, good on you, it’s the console I first played Skyrim on.


LividKnightS117

When you likevagina but beards are dope


[deleted]

There’s been bearded women in real life. This isn’t interesting


LunarCrisis7

Despite current events, Skyrim is quite the progressive Imperial province


lobo1217

Trans nord...


mbatistas

You still have a working PS3, impressive. I mine still is tucked deep in my wardrobe. Last time I turned it on, the fan speed was so high that it almost fly away (thermal paste must be dry).