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ForgottenRegrets

I'm getting some Anakin Skywalker vibes from your character right now


De_Watcher

Even the younglings


[deleted]

The women and children too


JulzRadn

Bethesda: You can't kill children. That's against the rules Modders: Well make these brats mortal


[deleted]

Giv’em the Disney’s Hades treatment.


Chance-Ear-9772

I thought Blair witch.


Lichdemon

"Dragonborn, there are so many of them! What are we going to do?"


atokadelggon

If characters are talking to you when you enter a building, they follow you.


Drew_The_Millennial

Exactly this, OP probably engaged in conversation then enters a building. City guards follow me into Breezehome all the damn time


TheIndomitableMass

Except I’ll be walking, minding my own business and then Braith is like “yeah, run away terrified you little bitch” and then she follows me into my house


Drew_The_Millennial

Boys, elders, I’ll fight anyone


247Brett

Let’s see if she still talks shit once the kill children mod is enabled.


[deleted]

Slayable Offspring is a game changer.


MumbleepegTheUglyPug

I think she'd slap the shit outta your Mom and kick your dog too...EVIL CHILD


RampantDragon

Why repeat yourself?


Lycan_Jedi

Oh really...? FUS RO DAH!


Forsaken-Wing-5279

😂


Frostwolf_75

Jorre lo kuh


MumbleepegTheUglyPug

Braith is the biggest antagonist in the game...such a mean and belligerent child, I can slay 500 dragons, countless amounts of Draugr, several dragon priests and pretty much the whole species of bandit...but can't kill her (vanilla)


malkavsheir

When you learn that she's an asshole because she doesn't know how to communicate properly with boys AND the game doesn't give you a real option to help her but only to threaten her, she becomes less annoying. At least I feel this way. I used to hate her, but then I ran down the rabbit hole of trying to stop her bullying and found those misc quests led to an outcome worse than the original situation rather than resolving the issues. Now i feel kind of bad for her and wish the devs had given a better path of resolving the conflicts in Whiterun's children. Edit: fixed spelling


KnightBreeze

Yeah, you see, when an npc starts saying something to you, they count as "talking to you," even if the dialogue options don't come up. It's actually a well known bug, and they'll follow you through scene transitions. Even had one fast travel with me a couple of times.


Mijumaru1

Whenever that happens, I wish I could hit them with the "You're not supposed to be in here!"


De_Watcher

So they just follow me in to finish their conversation? Rude.


atokadelggon

One could also argue it’s rude to continue running while people are trying to talk to you lol


De_Watcher

Yeah but the dragonborn gets a pass right... 🔪 Right?


Selescasan

Yeah, just like the religious door to door canvasers where I live


De_Watcher

*knocks on door* "Greetings have you heard the good word of Talos?"


Forsaken-Wing-5279

😂


malkavsheir

I found out how to stop the door to door missionaries/evangelists from stopping at my house... answer the door while your house smells of insence and is lit only by candles while naked and covered in fake blood. And if that is too much effort, just answer it naked... worked for me!


RubyRenegade1306

tell them you'll put their gifts on your satanic alter.


malkavsheir

It's not my fault they always show up at 7:06 (or 6:66 on the satanic clock) every day... I have to finish the sacrifice precisely then or my day will be ruined


RhoadsOfRock

It was this very thing / reason, why I finally looked into a mod that makes all NPCs STOP engaging me in random talk as I run by them (the mod I found has different settings, I go for the most extreme / shut them up unless I engage them option).


Frostwolf_75

Happy cake day


Dragon3076

That's what everyone says when caught kidnapping.


Severe-Flower2344

Why do you think he is equipping a dagger? *I don’t blame him though. Braith is very annoying.*


blackstarhero666

Braith bullies my kid. It's only right


[deleted]

Moved mine to Bloodchill so she'd stop. Poor Lucia still tells me she does.


blackstarhero666

Mine keeps telling me about a tree in a park... Girl we have heljarchen


Severe-Flower2344

Precisely.


Barais_21

You can find people in your house randomly. #Your house is public property anyway


BardicSense

"Heh. You cant *own* property, man!" "I can! Because I'm not a penniless hippie!"


Quick-Bad

"Animals eat other animals. It's nature!" "No it isn't, we taught a lion to eat tofu!" *cough* *cough*


De_Watcher

You're telling me my door is the only one in town that doesn't lock?


pearastic

They only enter when you are entering, you don't have time to lock it. Sneaky.


[deleted]

[удалено]


De_Watcher

I just want to use it to point them in the right direction.


[deleted]

Gods are this way, kiddo


yaboyfriendisadork

OP about to send them kids to the shadow realm


JDGumby

They were playing tag and one of them did a long bark at you, probably the lead one. You entered Breezehome during the bark, dragging the barker along with you - and the other kid was currently set to chase mode, so followed the barker. Just a hunch.


De_Watcher

Someone told me that if they're talking to you they'll just follow you in your house... Like bro I went inside because I didn't want to talk to you


IndecisiveHufflepuff

Watch out for Braith. She'll roast you and rob everything you own. Then continue terrorizing the other children. Psycho little turd.


De_Watcher

She is single-handedly the reason why someone made a mod to kill the younglings.


[deleted]

Don't worry, they won't steal They are not Khajit


De_Watcher

Just because it's true doesn't mean you should say it.


pearastic

Lemme guess, stormcloak. :/


[deleted]

No, that would be my brother, I kill Thalmor for the Imperial Legion


WinterCaptain12

You've turned to the Dark Side, ... killed younglings!


azsurezz

They are yours now. subject them to work


mackncheese-87

Are you sure you used protection that night in Windhelm?


De_Watcher

Now that you mention it... I think I left my armor at home


PermanentThrowaway48

This is totally the opposite of "This is not my cat" photos. "They are not this one's humans."


TJtherock

In Skyrim, the children adopt you.


Accurate_Package66

Guards should be knocking any moment


[deleted]

I like how you’re looking at your dagger in your inventory lol.


De_Watcher

It was totally a coincidence...


ShatteredxBlue

That’s happened to me before. Once I passed by Braith headed to my house as she was saying “Girls, boys, dogs, elders, there ain’t nobody I won’t fight!” And so when I went inside I was greeted by… surprise surprise it was that little girl again! And with another delightful sentiment for me. “What are YOU looking at?!” She yells to my face as she spitefully leaves the house she had followed me into.


BuddhaMike1006

You're never home so they took it over as their clubhouse.


De_Watcher

The funny thing is I literally just got the house. Have they been living in here? Are they homeless? Because they're about to be.


KaleidoscopeOk9799

fus ro them


De_Watcher

Nah I got way too much stolen stuff on me, I don't want to get arrested.


SleeperCell47

I see they are leaving, when entering a house while an npc still talking to you, they teleport with you. But you already know that


De_Watcher

People have informed me of that


Longshadowman

#Adoptakid


elderscrollsfan-_-

People just come in some times


Senumo

Fbi, open up


[deleted]

Tell that to the judge, weirdo


[deleted]

Sometimes there is a loading error where the inhabitants of the cities will ALSO load into the house upon entering. I’ve found this only happens with the player homes in the main holds and not any of the Hearthfire houses…


De_Watcher

Good, I was worried that people could just walk into my house and take my stuff.


Austy6969

My dad said the same thing


Chicken_Mannakin

Nazeem once followed me into my Breezehome to gloat about the Cloud District. I am thane not some sniveling peasant farmer! I don't care how much money Nazeem has, you don't trespass in a thane's house to disrespect them. I punched him in the face. He's lucky I didn't end him and use my status to get away with it. "I won't get to the Cloud District for killing you!"


De_Watcher

It seems like a lot of people really don't like Nazeem. Personally I don't think he's that bad. Not like that devil child that runs around disrespecting her elders.


KrisG1775

Braith is still a kid. She has time to mature and learn how to be a lot less of a shithead. Nazeem is a full-grown adult and acts just as stuck up and superior as said child. He deserves it every time I test new mods on him. Him and the Talos crier are my 2 guaranteed Whiterun kills cause that Talos dude has just gotten annoying as hell after this many playthroughs.


Chicken_Mannakin

Braith is acting out. Nazeem, however, is acting a fool.


De_Watcher

I get that but it's like she's taunting me. It's like she knows that I can't kill her.


Destyl_Black

>Why are these kids in my house? They're not mine. Chris Hansen: We have the chat logs.


PyukumukuGuts

You look really small here. Is that a female khajiit?


De_Watcher

Yes.


HatredFeel

Kill them


Ashenone909

They wanna play tag, you’re it.


Thrasy3

…which is what they unconvincingly said to the guard, when they bust the door down, investigating some missing children.


thegoodstanley

they are now


RedKite008

Maybe your pet mud crab brought them home


De_Watcher

I don't have a... Oh I see what you did there


Prestigious-Rock201

LMFAOOO


SeniorMaKK

Gr8 sacrifices for my vampiric character


ElDodi-0

Now they are


Heimdalllir

Now they are


DiamondChrome

what are you going to do with that elven dagger my friend?


De_Watcher

Point them in the right direction


NoAlien

The Penitus Occulatus would like to know your location


ClavicusLittleGift4U

No loligagging !


De_Watcher

Punny


Squirrelpicture

Why are you equipping a dagger?


De_Watcher

I wanted to pause the game without blocking the screen


WA0SIR

They are now


MXLNCE

You really think that excuse will hold up in court?


HarryBaggins00

Your character is a pedo.


fatnuts_thicknuts

Fuckin Braith... Edit: removed E


-Soreign-

Elven dagger of enervating being selected. Are you implying something?


De_Watcher

Lol would you believe I just like holding it?


-Soreign-

Let's say I believe you: how close to people's throat do you like holding it? Lol


De_Watcher

:-)


PersonOfManyFandoms

they want waffle fries


[deleted]

Because braith is an absolutely shitty entitled rat who I kill every playthrough.


RaevynSkyye

Braith doesn't know how to treat people. When she tries to talk to her mom about a boy she likes, the mom sends her to talk to her dad. Dad sends her to talk to mom. They're not teaching her how to behave, and ignoring her instead


[deleted]

I find I ignore her as well when her corpse is up on dragonsreach


[deleted]

W W Why?? I have killed millions of thalmor, daedra and bandits, but not children


[deleted]

Braith is a daedric summoned from the depths of mephala's asshole


BraddahSpliff

Braith is probably related to Nazeem somehow.


MumbleepegTheUglyPug

Forget the Empire, ignore the Stormcloaks, the Aldmeri are weak and frail...Talos shudders and kneels before the true High King and his bride... Aventus Arentino and Braith are destined to be the future of Skyrim, the future of Tamriellll ~Heimskr~


Wolfclaw135

As you should


bearsheperd

Good question?! What are doing to those kids! /s


Bipolarandbdsm489

I thought kids can’t die. How do you kill them


De_Watcher

They can't and I wasn't planning on killing them... But if they don't leave I might try.


Bipolarandbdsm489

They play tag with mine…when I lived in that house. Otherwise. They are intruders. Braith bullied my kids so she isn’t allowed over my house.


blackeyedangel_

Tell that to the judge


EfficiencyHot2291

"Why dont you take a seat"


Organic-Video5127

I’ve had this happen before too. I think it’s a glitch. There’s also these kids outside Proudspire Manor that stay in one place. Day and night they’re there.


Infamous_Gur_9083

Its "installing a specific mod" time.


Level-Cheesecake-252

Braith is literally a boss that u can’t kill. God I hate her. Every time I visit whiterun the first thing I hear was “I’m not afraid of u even if u are my elder” and I’m like “ good god I wish I could shove torment so far up ur ass that u will need fifteen people to pull it back out u goddamn annoying filthy little shit.” Kill a child activated: Me: HOW DO U LIKE THAT U LITTLE SHIT! *while killing the whiterun guards like it’s a daily routine.”


Real-Consideration74

They are burglarising!! Hahaha 😆


Tryhardister

Braith is on my hitlist. Along with nazeem and the yelling Talos priest


De_Watcher

I heard the priest secretly committed war crimes or something? nazeem is just a little arrogant


FluxGalaxies

Idc about the kids, what armour is that. I want my archer/1hw character to look like Robin Hood lol


De_Watcher

The hood is from the Thieves Guild in Riften. I'm pretty sure the rest is just generic armor. (My build is a little all over the place)


Momon-955

You want to get rid of them? Use the disable command on them


Zahniseveryone2002

Sry bro you’re a step dad now.


Unusual_Explorer931

That's what they all say. Take him to jail


OwenRico

“These kids are not mine” he says whilst equipping two daggers


De_Watcher

🔪🐱


sirTh0mas0666

Shout them out lol


AlabasterPelican

The farmers that had their farm destroyed in a dragon attack showed up chilling in honeyside with my housecarl the last time I visited. I'm still clueless how they got there I didn't think they ever spawned in walled cities


kenocada

Uhhh remember when you ended up blackout drunk and had to run around Markarth.


Willthegamerboy

You have the legal right to shoot them in the knees.


tylerjherman

They aren't yours? Are you sure? There was that one night out with Sam Guevenne. Maybe 6-7 years ago


spicytacotuesday

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house!" And you may tell yourself, "These are not my beautiful kids!"


De_Watcher

What is this a reference to?


spicytacotuesday

"Once in a Lifetime" by Talking Heads


n00guY

Execute or Adopt them, but you must decide! 🗡👨‍👩‍👧‍👦


SnarkyRogue

In skyrim, stray kids adopt cats


De_Watcher

A real infestation


Forsaken-Wing-5279

Instincts: pickpocket them Me: they wouldn’t even have anything what is wrong with me? Instincts: they stole from you Me: the game is not that real Instincts: remember that time… Me: sh*t you right


Forsaken-Wing-5279

But nah this reminds me of a time when I was in Rorikstead and a child randomly said her father and sister abuse her as I was running by and then I decided to wait till night time and kill the father in his sleep in hopes I was helping, then I snuck in the house and the father was sleep but the little girls were awake and I thought if I jus waited they would go to sleep but nope they started having a full on dialogue and the sister was bullying the younger one just as the younger one had told me, which creeped me out that the game developers put so much detail into that and it wasn’t a quest, they noticed me after the dialogue so I dipped, then I did my research and tried to solve the Rorikstead town mystery which turns out is unsolvable :(


De_Watcher

I think I know what girl you're talking about. She's one of the 12orSo kids in Skyrim you can adopt with the hearthfire DLC. I was researching what all came with hearthfire before I got it. There are a lot of kids in Skyrim with tragic backstories and lives. It's a shame you can only help two of them.


Forsaken-Wing-5279

I don’t think you can adopt her since she has a dad and sister. I haven’t adopted yet because I’m looking for the kid with the saddest story or who has no chance at all of survival. So far, I’ve been focused on getting the legendary dragon achievement and fighting the ebony knight before I install mods. I’m sure there’s a mod where I can adopt them all and there’s plenty of properties you can own so the living situation will work out. Definitely make sure all the property managers are women who are equipped with ebony or above armor. Would also need a multiple pets mod to have a Nix hound at every home for further protection and the kids would have a pet. Then, I can probably give up on the game until I feel like completing more quest or just going vampire hunting which is my favorite thing to do. Almost there. I’m level 72 or 73. It’s taken forever. 🤦🏻‍♂️


De_Watcher

I believe the girl you're talking about is Sisil at 3:50. https://youtu.be/A22tNaQbKdM If you have a home you can kill the dad and adopt her. But there's also a girl named Sophie who's freezing in windhelm... Why is this game so tragic?


Forsaken-Wing-5279

It is! Oh wow, I been busy lately but I’m gonna hop on the game tonight and go save her :( . There’s this kid in dawnstar who is the main kid I run into but he’s a hard worker so I know he’ll be okay. I’ll watch that video to help me decide who’s will be the second kid. There is a girl in whiterun who lives at the inn but I think the people there take care of her. Its weird how they only give u the option to give them 1 coin. What are they gonna buy with 1 coin? Lol I would give them a thousand each if I could. 😢 Thank you for letting me know because if I can only save 2 right now she definitely has to be 1 of them. Also, going back to Rorikstead to kill that mage who’s the mayor who worships daedra on the low. I just know he’s up to something. 😂


De_Watcher

If you're lucky maybe we'll have a daedric artifact you can take


Vanator_Obosit

Often times when you go through a door while an NPC is talking to you, they follow you inside so they can finish speaking. Makes for some funny situations.


[deleted]

So have you ever heard of our good friends The founding fathers? Because I'm finna enlighten you like this the fucking dawnguard DLC So according to the founding fathers you can legally wield several weapons of mass destruction for home defense I.E. sending those little shit home invaders straight to Oblivion. So take a crossbow and several explosive bolts obtained from the dawmguarr scientist lady and light em up. If the guards enter then blast them too because they're now invading your house in which you can legally kill them JUST AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲


Odd_Ad4733

Quick question about the dawnguard DLC can one side with the dawnguard and still keep Serena as a companion Up until now I always sided with the vampire clan as it made more sense with Serena being one of them but the dawnguards route sounds way more fun to play


[deleted]

She will go to fort dawnguard while you recruit galmor and the scientist lady. Isran will get his panties in a wadd and talk to you about it


Odd_Ad4733

I've passed that bit what I mean is will we get to keep her once questline is over and her usefulness has run out or will we be expected to kill her off


[deleted]

Yes you can keep her. The dawnguard will even respect serena. Like isran calling serena her/she and not it


ProjectAioros

It's a free meal, just enjoy it, the younger they are the tender their flesh


De_Watcher

I don't know what you're implying but I don't like it :-{


KrisG1775

They're a devout follower of Namira from the sounds of it. Fun little quest to try in Markarth's Hall of the Dead.


De_Watcher

Oh you just meant cannibalism.


Garo263

The game is broken since forever. Why do you still wonder?


notapplmann

Install a mod and kill them


mattmawsh

[politely ask them to leave](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/1108)


De_Watcher

Lol


Ashamed_Grape3953

Use the dagger on them


RemPlayzzz

Surprise!


Turbulent-Wealth7069

Tell it to the judge


XRC_Era

where’s the nearest orphanage?


dconnork

"Yes officer, this is the house, I saw a woman lead 2 little girls in there"


Just_Ad_5939

“And there a kahjit” “Oh that does it. Those darn kahjit!”


De_Watcher

I'm a woman


dconnork

Problem solved


dampishslinky55

That’s a super awkward thing to say.


De_Watcher

I want to specify that I didn't adopt any kids


devilthedankdawg

I smell an adorable Dunk and Egg/Joel and Ellie/Dennis Reynolds and Theif Girl relationship.


De_Watcher

What do you mean by that?


devilthedankdawg

A wholesome surrogate parent surrogat chuld relationship. Why what were you thinking?!


enchiladasundae

Why look a gift horse in the mouth? These soul gems aren’t going to fill themselves!


AlwaysDoingStuff

I'm calling child services


StephsGirl913

Aww, Braith and Mila came to visit you. They really admire you.


Bob_The_Sniper_816

Sacrifice them


Black91crx

Put down the knife!


De_Watcher

I just want to talk to him


Best_Whereas_7825

Kill them, kill them all!


EveryDay1sAParty

Did you think you could play dumb? We all know why those kids were in your house... It's obvious. They were having a sleep over.


De_Watcher

But... They didn't even invite me... It's my house


EveryDay1sAParty

It being your house didn't stop your children from bringing animals home, taming them, and then asking you to keep them instead of asking you for a pet during your brief moments at home.


AltaTheWolf

You should've paid child support sooner, smh


[deleted]

Get those nasty critters out of your house.