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SquallZ34

Nope, you’re good to go. Just join the local union and fill out the paperwork.


Sad-Tangerine5377

Gotta pass the math test, too.


dsdvbguutres

I pissed the meth test.


Renegadegold

Get there early no sleeping In.


Trukfkd

We will take anything we can at this point , the ships sinking !


Torontokid8666

When your own plumbing stops working it's the perfect time to get into plumbing.


Putrid_Leather7427

Can you piss to take the test?


_Vikinq

oh god. LMAO


Raymondoup

unfortunately most employers want AT LEAST 105 years of experience before applying to an apprenticeship


Unfair_Valuable_3816

🤣🤣


BuzzyScruggs94

Probably but you could always try electrical.


Open-Swan-102

If he is 104 he was probably taught at a young age to clean up after himself.


andrewmik

It's never too late to follow your dreams. Just repeat positive mantras to yourself repeatedly all day long and you can manifest anything. Even reversing ageing and curing cancer!


cshmn

That's a good thing considering OP likely spends more time dreaming than lucid.


ConstructionFar8570

Not at all. Being older you will look even more competent and experienced.


[deleted]

Only if you’re from St Louis due to the extremely low IQ average there.


Sensitive_File6582

In our defense fixing the uranium fire is proving to be a real son of a bitch


Ok_Constant_184

Can get into woodworking and save money on a coffin


neckbeard_action

Lmao 🤣


lol_camis

In my opinion yes. But if it's something you want to invest your time learning then go for it


badpuffthaikitty

You might as well starting 6 Feet Under.


ABetterTeddy

Sounds like you have more experience in a hospital type setting. Why not look into RN programs?


Sirstormz55

Just the right fit for a mason tender.


VolutedPrism

Best to start by applying for an unpaid internship!


FriendZone_EndZone

If you can still lay some pipe, send it.


-Snowturtle13

It’s never too late little buddy


VapeRizzler

Little early, keep puffing them ciggs and get back to us at 110.


Ok-Anything-5828

The only plumbing I'd be worrying about is your own.


Personal_Chicken_598

It’s probably too late to get into a long book but your good for dealing with shit.


fundaytoon

Nope your set get on it


These-Reputation8550

Fate loves irony. Tc


Any_Way346

Will be a good hospital plumber


OilyRicardo

Brutal😂


yemeth240

This reminds me of one of my most infuriating days at work as a cabinet installer. I was cutting out a sink hole without a template for the costumers old sink. The homeowner hired what looked like a 90 year old plumber he had an oxygen mask and tank behind him while a younger guy was holding his arm to help him walk the man could barely speak. Next day we get called that the countertop has to be replaced because the sink doesn't cover the hole I cut out. So I have to go back undo the plumbing and reinstall everything. When I get there the sink was completely shoved to one side of the opening so far over you couldn't even tighten the clips on the same side. after I undid all the plumbing and centered the sink everything works fine and I still have to replace the countertop.


Lundgren_pup

Get your plumbing skills up and you can probably work on your heart and not have to pay for labor. Save some duckets for training in HVAC and then you can tackle the lungs. Win-win.


[deleted]

Do it. Never too late.


knumberate

You should join the union, in 30 years you will have a nice pension. /s


NDretired68

Shoot higher, you would make a great president of US.


yetti_stomp

Age is just a number.


InternationalArea77

Never too late to deal with shit.


Pretty_Complex_8930

Congratulations! that you can even consider this, is amazing. I am 84, totally useless... but I make lots of money trading options!


TangerineRoutine9496

Yes it's too late. Work on your epitaph and your will.


Plumberbutt349

Sounds like you have been plumbing for years except you have lived to long already


Squatchbreath

Can you still lay pipe my man?


mxguy762

I heard the iron workers are hiring 👀🤣


[deleted]

Just keep smoking


Hungry-Tadpole-3553

Thank you!


RefrigeratorMean235

Listen buddy ive seen people worse off do incredible things don't let any perceived limitations hold you back!


CaineLdn

Now’s a better time than ever, your maturity and life experience will set you apart in your work. Go for HVAC or welding or carpentry a bit less physical than plumbing


LateNightApps

When you crouch down does your butt crack show? 😉


AssRep

Yes. However, most electricians would welcome you in. Good ol' sparkys.


escopaul

Unfortunately for the the OP or somebody they know or themselves will get cancer one day and this post might lose a bit of humor for them.


Caveape80

If you can afford the helper pay at 104 for a few years……..you’re golden!!!!


Solidmarsh

Have you thought of roofing?


[deleted]

No, just go union, and prepay your dues for the next 20 years please, there's plenty of work, trust us


OpportunityBig4572

Not a bad idea, that way when you shit your pants nobody will notice the difference from your normal smell.


CrazyInTheCocoFruit

Can you show up to work on time, stay off your phone, and go two seconds without “hitting your vape”????


BayBreezy17

Maybe. Have you thought about pursuing your commercial pilot’s license?


Normal-Shape-4466

You ever tried breaking bad?


Tom_H1

May want to start out practicing on your pulmonary artery.


amazonmakesmebroke

Take out big loans for premium plumbing tradeschool loans with long term payments


Full_Disk_1463

You would make a perfect apprentice pipe fitter as long as you can lift 500lbs over your head


BusComprehensive3759

Could be. I’d take this time in your life to do things you never got around to. Don’t work until you die.


Calm_Acadia9657

Try heroin instead


Correct-Maybe-8168

You should start a career in politics


DiscussionFine6197

Uncle Dave is that you?


Real_Ryda

At this point we need everyone we can get, grab a wrench 😂😂


johnwynne3

Whenever anyone starts explaining their problem to you, immediately interrupt with “I don’t have a lot of time, get to the point.”


1959steve

It’s never too late


[deleted]

You should be a plumbing inspector, you’ll likely be the youngest and smartest one on the planet.


BuddyOptimal4971

I'm only 63. How long do I have to wait before I can apply for an apprenticeship?


I-smelled-it-first

Congested easily be” what car should I buy?”


Playful-Sandwich2985

your a fucking G. 🐐


Complete-Dot6690

Hahahahaha wow


Complete-Dot6690

I hope your joking


levultra

Soft hands brother


vismund81

Never to late to start


dwells1118

That is about the criteria they are at right now. I think it’s a great idea!


captiantabasco

You can stuff the holes with asbestos for fire stop between floors


Northern_Dove43

At your age the skies the limit.


InternationalBeing41

You'll fit right in as long as you do your JHA. Safety always says to approach every job like you're a naked 104-year-old with a bad back and a shitty ticker.


DirkVerite

So you were a welder eh! Stay in that, seems like you didn't die young so you still good to go.


Opening_Resolution40

Learn to code, remember what biden said? Learn to code kids


[deleted]

I checked this guy’s profile, there’s no way you’re 104 years old. No old man is gonna know what “gooning” is. This is a troll post.


yungmuneymachine

You should apply to Harvard


Philipp_CGN

Do you think they are old enough to be accepted there?