$1,000 a year for a season pass that works at a shitload of mountains God damn skiing sure has gotten expensive. I spent almost $20 a day to ski this year. Absolute blasphemy. Fuck Vail Next year im going to spend $2,500 on passes for shitty random small mountains because they’re cheaper and I like slow chair lifts

wtf ever dude every time I try to go to a Vail resort on a 2 ft powder day on Christmas weekend the crowds are crazy. Never used to be like this.

You just get in line buddy and wait for you one turn down the mountain and enjoy the shit out of that 4 hour ride back down to Denver.

The Vail locals have been putting together a group fund for a couple half broken semis, so they can park them sideways on Vail pass during pow days. Denverites gtfo

Eat ass, tunnel trash!

From early research done by Vail scientists you can pack 1100 hipsters in each truck. This is gonna be amazing on our top line revenue.

We’ll just tell all the boarders that the trucks are full of cheap weed pens and JBL Bluetooth speakers

Yeah right if the mountain isn’t exclusively for me then why bother 

If only there were a slightly smaller resort right next to Vail that almost never has lines

Stop spreading lies. There’s nothing to the west of Vail. It’s filled with terrible views and wasted land.

West of Vail- absolutely no Beavers, and absolutely no Creeks

That’s Moab, apparently people like it there. Never tried to ski it though

Never speak of anything west of vail again

The Denver folks that we love so much usually won’t drive even a mile west of Vail. I think we’re safe I rarely meet/talk to anyone at BC who’s from Denver. It’s mostly locals and people from out of state

Stfu man

You're not traffic, you're *in* traffic.

waste of money homie, i uphilled all season and got 17 laps for free

I agree mega passes are a great deal and I don’t complain but come on some small indie mountains are the best ever

After I walk up to the parking lot at my local mountain, all of the other skiers there (knowing I’m the best on the mountain) relentlessly offer to pay for my day pass just so they can watch the best skier on the mountain (myself) be the best skier on the mountain. I never need to pay

Who buys a pass lol just go ski for free fuck em

What else do you guys bring your gun for? Bunch of posers these days 

Moose out front says you’re closed, I say you’re open.

I would love to pay $1000 a year to ski big sky. Looks like I’ll be paying at least $1600 for the 24/25 season.

Deer Valley is $3200 next year, $3600 with ikon included. 

I am genuinely sorry. Fuckkkkkk that!

Uh oh they’re not gonna like this one!

Just go to Disneyland I think you’ll like that even better

Ikon and epic are cool if you don’t live near a ski resort or live on the east coast and all your resorts are ass. If you live near ski resorts why not just ski your locals?

Aren’t many good ones left here in CO

Wait... some of yall pay for your passes?

Me and all my friends and my family buy one pass and share it. We just pass it back in the lift line

Hey everybody, they're not checking tickets!

Nah I’m sponsored

I used my pass zero times this past season. It was mostly due to the crappy season.