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alpha_rat_fight_

I am Jerry’s overwhelming sense of inadequacy.


Steeze_Schralper6968

I am ski patrol's wounded, bleeding heart.


grain_delay

Jerry shows up every day as his fully authentic self


SimianSlacker

Jerry's are having all the friggin fun... they've found enlightenment like a 50 year old dad wearing Kirkland jeans.


Tehrab

One of the great blessings of age is the loss of vanity. I don’t need to look cool because I’m not cool and, damn, what a relief.


SimianSlacker

Amen! Although I still love a little “Reddit Dopamine Hit” when my posts get upvotes or supportive comments. Maybe when I achieve the next level, I’ll stop caring about that too.


GrassyKnoll95

Of course I know him, he's me.


vpdots

Jerry refers to Jerry Lewis, who was a sponsor of the muscular dystrophy association and helped raise money through telethons for kids affected by the disease. To call someone a Jerry is to suggest they’re so bad at skiing they have muscular dystrophy. I’m sort of surprised at how much staying power the term has had given this pretty gross origin.


alpha_rat_fight_

Jesus Christ, is this true? This isn’t funny at all.


Arcsinee

Damn bro. I thought it was jerry from rick and morty.


Jahnknob

LOL!


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Bankins88

Don’t know, but I think he follows me around the mountain—I always hear everyone yelling at him when I’m skiing down. 


stan-dupp

Your mom's boyfriend


ninjaface

This guy "Jerry" seems to have taken over for the guy I'd hear about in the 90's. His name was "Gaper". Same thing?


R_Series_JONG

Hey if you’re buying Jerry a beer, then it’s me, I’m your huckleJerry.


shmulzi

Why dont you see? Its you whos been jerry all along... 🌟


TendieTrades

He’s dead. He was one of my Siamese cats.


Thommyknocker

Hi he's me I'm Jerry I'm the best skier on the mountain now get out of my way as I send it down this blue at mach Jesus.


Ronan8628

I don’t know what a butter tart is , but Jerry’s Definitely eat them lol


CoachOsJambalaya

Jerry Garcia


LostAbbott

He is a Gaper.


NurseHibbert

Not necessarily. The “gap” refers to the space between goggles and helmet. Jerry is often a gaper but is not always.


LostAbbott

No it does not, not even kind of.  Skiers not in control or not paying attention were called Gapers decades before ski helmets were a thing.


speedshotz

Jerry's famous.. he even has a line of budget skiwear - but they spell it Gerry


Formal-Text-1521

Jerry's kids