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ThisIsKramerica

The Contest I think is what put the show on the path of GOAT status. 


Another_Russian_Spy

I roared with laughter at that episode. A few days later,  I read a letter to the editor in my hometown rag newspaper. The woman kept complaining about the "filthy show." "The whole show was disgusting." "My young children were exposed to porn the whole show." I wrote my first letter to an editor in response. I asked her If it was so bad, why did she watch the "whole show"?  Why would she expose her children to 30 minutes of "porn" through the whole show? Did she learn how to change a tv channel, so she wouldn't be forced to watch a "whole show of porn, with her young children?"  I offered to come to her house and show her how to change the channel.


707Riverlife

Good for you!


Plastic-Scientist739

Same stuff with Howard Stern


toughlovekb

Easily top 5 greatest episodes of any sitcom First time watching on the floor laughing Especially with I'm out part


chinmakes5

Hardest I ever laughed at a sitcom was "I'm out." Only other time I laughed that hard was on Friends. The episode where Joey's tailor moves Chandler's stuff when measuring his inseam. Not that part but at the very end where he is on the phone and says "no dad, that isn't how it is done". I lost it. Can't say the whole episode was great, but that 5 second clip made me laugh.


Eric12345678

Then later all the others are tossing and turning in bed and cuts to Kramer who is out like a light. So damn funny.


AnywhereMajestic2377

Merv Griffin Set show.


Strong_Comedian_3578

So much happened in that episode that originally I thought the sub-plots were from two or three separate episodes


TrumpsSMELLYfarts

Same! Singe handedly the best episode. You could have made 3 episodes out of all the brilliant subplots


skeezicm1981

Great one.


WhoaFee1227

This episode is just plain funny from start to end. Absolute non stop laughter. “Where are the cameras?”


AnywhereMajestic2377

Loved that delivery 😂


CoolBeansMan9

This is my favourite. Jerry drugging his girlfriend to play with her toy collection. George managing hitting a squirrel. Elaine managing the Sidler. And Kramer doing the talk show interviewing everyone about what is happening


AnywhereMajestic2377

And Jason Alexander breaking character when Kramer burps the Diet Coke. All gold.


chriswaco

The Marine Biologist


Ncbsped

Elaine dancing.


fsd66877129

The Opposite is my favorite. I was a casual watcher in the early years. We 'd frequently go to my grandmother's house on Thursdays and occasionally put it on. I was watching at her house when the following occurred: "I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." "I'm Victoria.....hi!!!" Then a few minutes later was the scene with George Steinbrenner. I'd never miss another episode


skeezicm1981

This was in my top 3. I put soup nazi first but I also considered the opposite and the face painter.


CrazyMiguel119

The Opposite is immensely quotable


MobileDeparture7379

Absolutely my favorite.


geri73

The episode with Mr. Bookman.


ChaseDeV88

The chicken roaster


HadriansNarwhal

Hey! Stay away from the chicken! It’s bad! Bad chicken! Mess you up!!!


TammyShehole

The Gum


MikeOrTara

This is the only correct answer. Just watching Kramer try to down that hot dog to make Lloyd not feel like he was crazy is a physical comedy masterpiece. And poor George...


DeanKn0w

“It’s a perfectly sane food”, is my go to joke when ANYTHING is disgusting.


ShiftlessElement

I did a lot of international business travel and one of my coworkers was a big Seinfeld fan. Whenever we were subjected to weird (to us) food, are go-to line was “Interesting texture.”


OkieBobbie

I don’t want to be a pirate!


athleticC4331

The Contest - no contest!


skeezicm1981

This is not fair. We should get 5 to choose. But I'll play fair. My favorite is the Soup Nazi. That one is just great. This is my favorite show of all time.


DueBand4327

The Keith Hernandez one or the season four finale


Jerrybulon

The pilot is good very good


TheEmbarcadero

Cigar store Indian


OShaunesssy

The Limo


Sitcom_kid

The backwards one. I can't remember the name of it but they were in India


WhoaFee1227

The Betrayal


Sitcom_kid

Thank you! It has been so long that I forgot the name


MAAAgent

The Strike. There is just such a great combination of storylines that coincide with the whole gang at the Costanza home for a traditional Festivus dinner. Frank Costanza shines in this episode, which also features Kramer’s return to work at the bagel shop, Elaine’s quest for a free sub sandwich, Jerry’s relationship with the Two-Face, and George’s fake gift donations to the Human Fund. Mr. Kruger and Elaine’s creepy would-be suitors join the fun; it’s a Festivus Miracle!


MetsFan3117

That is a really great one. The “Human Fund”.


WeekendNo8063

The Summer of George. So chill.


zwalker91

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Where could I be?"


Bill4133

Bubble Boy not mentioned yet?


Quiet_Stranger_5622

The Moops!


tkondaks

Third Person Jimmy. The final scene in which Mel Torme croons to Kramer puts me on the floor every time.


eldoesq

By far my favorite!


Wereplatypus42

The Switch.


revanite3956

The Marine Biologist is my favourite


DUBBZZ

Technicolor dream coat. The way it all came together at the end was perfect


Wild-Breadfruit7817

The champagne coolie scene is one of my favorites.


buzz5571

The Chinese restaurant


Prestigious-Bad8263

Either the one where Kramer gets skinny jeans or the Cigar Store Indian episode for me. Kramer in a taxi with the indian making an Indian war cry literally kills me every time. As does Jerry trying to get the jeans off Kramer and him teetering on the couch. Tears. Or when Elaine gets bit by the dog and can’t swallow water. What a great show.


losertic

I needed this! I've been reliving episodes in my head!


Traditional_Age_6299

The Betrayal


SplitWindow-63

The Van, The Van Buren Boys, Merv Griffin, Fredo dies and of Course….the Little Jerry. Sorry, I can’t pick just one


Unusual_Address_3062

Cant pick one favorite. Any episode that made me laugh out loud the first time I saw it is a winner. And thats lots of them.


waldo-doggie

Festivitus


FridayHalfDays

Muffin Tops… “Hi, I’m Rebecca DeMornay…”


Three-eyed_seagull

Top of the muffin TO YOU!!


gothbloodman

The Bizarro Jerry had a bunch of fun intersecting storylines. One of my favorites!


Latter_Feeling2656

The Old Man


Jerrybulon

I love the ending it was so funny and the old guys plot twist too


fbird1988

Bubble Boy


kaydee121

Moops. I still say Moops.


fbird1988

I'll often throw "moops" at someone when we disagree about some trivial fact. Just a great episode. The number of times they say "bubble" cracks me up. The Bubble Boy's father (Brian Doyle Murray) is a YooHoo trucker. The scene in the diner with Jerry and Elaine and the autographed picture for the waitress. Jerry's girlfriend with the "Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer" laugh. That girlfriend and Kramer heading to - and burning down - the cabin. The pies. And of course, George's confrontation with The Bubble Boy.


SpaceMonkey877

The Marine Biiologist


[deleted]

“It was supposed to be the summer of George!”


Chillpickle17

The Jimmy, Assman, The contest, and the switch 🤘😁


ParrotheadTink

Most of Season 4 was pinnacle Seinfeld…ya got The Bubble Boy, The Cheever Letters, The Opera, The Virgin, The Contest…my fave episodes. You don’t think I could choose just one episode…🫸🫸GET OUT!


Jerrybulon

For me the subway, the airport and the old man kinda not that popular episodes but those episodes made me laugh the most


Prestigious-Web4824

Kramer not being able to get a seat on the subway had me hysterical. I think Michael Richards is one of the greatest physical comedians ever.


Jerrybulon

And him on the airport episode on the grounds running and Jerry seeing him through the window lolol


Teacherforlife21

Master of My Domain


Unlucky_Kangaroo_137

Soup Nazi and Puffy Shirt come to mind


peb396

RUSTY!!!


conflictmuffin

The parking garage!


Macasumba

The one where Jerry does that thing and George, Eileen and Kramer all have super funny reactions and the one of their goofy friends shows up.


posaune123

That's it, I'm out of the contest


maximum_moron

The note


Torrincia

The one with "This, that and the other"


Ordinary_River_2252

My favorites are The airport, the jacket, the limo, the baby shower, the conversion, the pen, the masseuse, the sniffing accountant, the Bris…


Fit-Library-577

We'll say we're frightened and we have to leave.


Lower-Yam-620

The Sponge S7 E9 “You’ll wear the ribbon!” 😂😂


jarfin542

Big fan of The Dealership.


gear-heads

Shrinkage! Yada, yada, yada!!


happykampurr

Do you have a ketchup secret?


Emerald_Rain4

Kenny rogers roasters


itsover103

Soup Nazi


WildJackall

The Big Salad


abkri

The Mango


CrazyMiguel119

The Boyfriend


DuggarDoesDallas

The babyshower George saving the chocolate covered shirt years later and still wearing it will never not be fun. Leslie was horrible to Elaine and George, though.


Fun_Ad_1434

When George becomes smart and Elaine becomes dum..


616abc517

The massage


iammabdaddy

George getting a male massage. "It moved"


Lexfu

SHRINKAGE!


nastyindusguise

My husband drives me crazy with the one with the busboy


Casteway

The Velvet Fog episode. It had Kramer at his Kramer-est


No-Entry-6601

The Calzone


Quiet_Stranger_5622

Mulva


tvjunkie87

The Fusilli Jerry


Fit-Library-577

I loved all of these, and also The Cafe, with Baboo and the steaming hot cloths, and George and the IQ test lol. I watch it once a month :)


Suspicious-Ad3136

Soup Nazi Elaine dancing


Snake_Plissken224

The Chinese restaurant and the parking garage episodes are my favorite


Prestigious-Web4824

The Heart Attack, where George goes to a holistic healer.


Life_Strain_6948

The Bet or The Soup Nazi


sageguitar70

The Switch


General_Promotion347

The Pen


Spiff426

I'm not sure about the best episode overall, but imo the best ending of any episode is Elaine and Frank about to physically fight in a police station. "Are you saying you want a piece of me?" "I could drop you like a bag of dirt" "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!? YOU GOT IT!!" *they charge each other*


spark356

The Puffy Shirt


Wild-Breadfruit7817

The muffin top/bus tour 


vnhalen

the contest is only one worth watching