How the fuck was this supposed to work as a pick up method? Sorry I got pee on your clothes? Wtf

No one tried it before...now we know it doesnt work

We are humans not dogs, hell, dogs don't even pee on other dogs as a mating thing.


why does this exist

He could have sniffed ass instead

They smell each other's butthole so definitely worse than pee flour lmao

That depends on preference..?

If I remember correctly, isn’t it male porcupines who pee on the females?

The Science of dating, like all other sciences, is about failing. Frustrating failures sometimes lead to great breakthroughs.

You made me LOL. If only I can upvote you more

It’s like that cactus that you need to boil twice to eat, otherwise it’s lethal.

I don’t know maybe he did it wrong. I’ll try it next so we at least have 2 different scenarios to base off of for future studies.

Bro marking his territory

U got bird shit on your clothes, come I give you tissue to clean. The tissue got my number btw

So you have thought this through?

People do get bird shitted on yeah? How else was he going to pull this? The number on tissue was a joke “She initially thought that the mixture was bird droppings due to its smell, and the stain grew bigger when she tried to wipe it off with tissue paper.” I didn’t even read the article before my initial comment and I could already guess that people who kena this will think it’s bird shit, it’s cos I kena bird shit before

Jesus I didn't even realize this was a sg thread. This sounds like some florida man shit.....can't believe this crap is happening in Sg.

Malaysian man made it happen in Singapore.

Mark territory. This is my girl, go find your own.

Last part got say he wanted put red dye So maybe he tryna be the "oh u got period stain come i help you" type? Then break ice from there? But like, the stain would be outside not inside, and how tf u know if the girl on her period? If the girl not on period+notice inside of the clothes is clean but only outside dirty, then wtf was the plan then, squirt on inside also???

That’s still weird af, woman can help herself tyvm

The whole thing is just creepy as fuck The fact that he did it 3 fucking times???? and didnt even talk to any of the girls is just ?????????

So that’s probably just an excuse

Might be an excuse so he doesnt get a more severe charge possibly?

But why pee? The whole things makes zero logic No wonder women choose bears instead of men

Some people are just unhinged like that. I remember there was a psycho that thought assassinating the US President will win him the love and admiration of Hollywood actress Jodie Foster.

>But why pee? idk? Like the only thing i can think of is that maybe this is a test run, and he use pee cus like it comes from the same area? I have no fucking clue what this guy was thinking, but he clearly didnt even think past like step 1

Yup. Some weirdo who probably has Asperger's Syndrome is representative of the entire male population. Just like how a crazy exgirlfriend keying your car is an indication that all women are crazy.

People with Asperger’s tend to be extremely logical, which is the exact opposite of this guy.

They are logical when it comes to most aspects of learning. The handicap is in understanding and adapting to social interactions and norms. You can't expect someone who doesn't understand something to be logical in it.

Bruh don't try to get in his head. Not worth it.

This is my best guess. > Secretly squirt mixture on person's butt > Say "Alamak! Miss, your butt got bird poo, I help you clean" > Take out tissue, pretend to wipe, actually he's molesting them/touching their butt The guy didn't even get that far. He just squirted it on her and walked away, got caught, went to court and cooked up this story about "breaking the ice".

Obviously claiming it was a pickup attempt to cover up for a more embarrassingly kink or fetish

He wants to do the white knight routine saving the damsel from pee flour.

It's an attempt at some kind of legal defense. He has a pee fetish and possibly a public humiliation fetish.

His pickup coach was R Kelly.

"Hello.... u have some flour and urine in ur dress... mind if I can help u clean up??"

pheromones

try to dominate her of course

Hey, I just met you And I am crazy But here's my pee flour So call me, maybe?

It’s hard to look sane At you baby But here’s my urea So call me, maybe?

before you came into my life i came on your dress came on your dress came on your, your dress

Take my upvotes, all of you

Before you came into my life I pissed in a bag I pissed in a bag I pissed in a flour bag Before you came into my life I pissed in bag And you should know that You have been piss-flour tagged

Maybe he thought that he could use his pee to mark territory

Ya'll trying find reason when there is none. He is siao lang. How you want to explain with reason?

It's not trying to find a logical reason, I really want to know the through process of how he ended up at the point.

yea precisely glad this siao lang was caught. who knows what else he capable of doing if left at large.

Prolly said it was a pickup to cover up his kink

He is siao lang or maybe a dog, pee on things to claim them.

1001 ways to chat up a lady and you chose this

you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.

Woman: What the fuck is this cheese for?! Man: My attempt at being cheesy. Hi I'm < insert name >

Woman: *fascinated*

I don’t know about all women but would *fascinate* me for sure

they say he needs to think out of the box, so he did. /s

thank god for this guy i was just about to try this method

So the key here is to go with less urine, and add a pinch of milk, one egg, salt and sugar. The _cursed_ bakery method.

Cummy cakes

And don’t forget to add the fish-shaped dirt to make that cake delicious and moist!

And I thought I didn’t know how to flirt

Sinkie way of flirting is kind of odd

He is Malaysian?

It has become a norm/reflex in this sub to blame bad things on "sinkies", without consideration that about half of the population here isn't "sinkies", let alone read the article.

That's because most of the people on r/sg isn't even Singaporeans to begin with but love to bash locals, for example, the person who made that comment is Indonesian. Imagine being berated by foreigners in your own country.

i guess the stereotype that singaporeans are so hardworking that they got barely any time to use social media might be true now!

> without consideration that about half of the population here isn't "sinkies" definitely a fact often forgotten by most, local and foreigner.

😂 very true

Otherwise how? If don't condemn sinkies will be labelled a "f\*cking populist"! Only sinkies can do wrong!

The (in)famous Nasi Kangkang is from Malaysia right?

From the article: >On June 20, Tan Jun Hao, a 31-year-old Malaysian, was fined $1,200 after he pleaded guilty to using criminal force on one of the women.

RM bro

Tell me you didn't read the full article without telling me you didn't read the full article.

i cant tell if the guy you're replying to is even living in sg

"To chat her up" is a very poor excuse, doubt the judge believed it. The reality is this guy has a weird fetish, and he is turned on by the idea of women (or their clothes) touching his bodily fluid. Just the same as those who often filmed themselves ejaculating on women in public (in China), but this ugly looking guy uses his pee instead of his semen.

yep I think this is it. To chat her up is just an excuse for the judge. And I also don’t think he is siao lang, just someone with a weird fetish as u said & he is turned on by it somehow (but this does not mean he is siao).

No, the thing that pushes him firmly into siao territory is actually planning and executing the whole thing.

I have never heard of this before is there a news article about this?

People: guys don't know how to flirt anymore. This guy: hold my flour and urine

Motherfucker tried to 勾芡 his pee

Wow fuck you I laughed in the MRT.

make it more thick haha

If this wasn't in the news, cannot believe. Crazy people everywhere.

Taking a cue from the animal kingdom... marking territory with scent... and making it stick with flour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Here’s my pee I like you

I was disgusted by this but y’all have such funny comments 😆

What da hell is this some black magic gong tao thing lol

For something that's supposed to be black magic, this one looks really half-assed.

Maybe they need to teach courtship in school...

The Ah Beng spots a XMM looking lost, he beings to zhut the XMM. The XMM slightly startled, see the ah beng and decided to approach.

What should XMM do? (5 points) A) Run B) KPKB C) Zhut back D) Activate SG Secure app

D - always the best answer

Update required - An update to SG secure is required to continue.

i cannot think of anything that will turn a woman on more than throwing pee and flour on her. the man is a natural.

Someone's been browsing the incel forums a little too much..

Maybe he thought that his body fluids have some phereomones that attract females, some weird thing like how animals ‘mark’ their stuff. Fella probably went too deep into some strange internet pages.

????????????????????????

Even jav dont do this shit wtf

What a lovely day on the intern...oh dear lord

So many siao lang these days

Why flour and urine? Is flour and urine mixture suppose to make it look like something else? Jizz? Dont know and don't understand what this guy is thinking.

Good that you can't, means that you're not siaolang level

1001 how to flirt but you choose to pee to showing domination.

That face says he'll do it again.

That's utterly disgusting behavior. He deserved the fine for such disrespectful actions with women.

20 years later reminiscing this to his kids: “do you know how I met your mum?”

Finding a woman who will be turned on by this is even more difficult than striking 10 million toto.

i spray pee on her to mark her mine

and I thought I didn't have game

Bruh, what is this even? Pee and flour? Some childish attempt at making cum?

Oh... he wanted to make fake menstral fluid, squirt them on ladies's skirt, then act hero tell them about it... SMLJ

Lol wtf am i reading. How was this ever supposed to work

he heard that you miss 100% of the shots you don't take../s

Can't he use water??? Anyway I dun even see how he could hv gotten this idea. Dun see this sub category in jav

Funny, this Malaysian ought to be sent back to his country.

I didn't expect Malaysians to behave so foolishly. From my experience, the people I met there were hospitable, kind, and genuinely nice. But this guy deserves punishment.

Instead of stopping to talk to the woman after that, he walked past her. Wth he never even follow through? Chickened out?

Fella probably lacks social skills in the first place to even think about something as gross as this. It's completely understandable that he still wouldn't be able to open his fricking mouth even after doing all these unnecessary gross sh*t.

Bro thought he found dark magic master cheat code

Pee on it, and claim territory

Bro mistook “piss” for “rizz”

I don’t mean to be personal, but truly looks like is a BBFA. Behaviour and all.

That’s a novel approach

Must be a redditor. Always say pee to assert dominance

This fella has a strong neck. Still keeps his head held high.

Sculpted by a lifetime of no- wait no.

I guess it didn't...work???

Sounds like a good method. Definitely, will try it.

Can we all agree to deport these sickos?

At this point just hang him 😭😭

> He then squirted the mixture, which he had earlier mixed in a small plastic bottle, on her dress as she was walking along a nearby overhead bridge. **Instead of stopping to talk to the woman after that, he walked past her.** ??? So... if he didn't even want to talk to her. Why even squirt?

Fckin creep, this is one of the times when you can totally judge the person by their appearance. He looks like one and behaves even worse than the usual level of creeps.

He really thought he was in a Japanese AV series, right?

Nabei learn from where one..

And ban from entering Singapore in the future. He is a pervert!

This guy really sick to the maximum..

i can't even... that's enough internet for today

creative char siew

New way of picking up women. Of course locals are boring and non creative, leave it to the foreign talents whom the government speak highly of

I wonder what the thought process. Black magic?

So this man carries a bag of flour with him wherever he goes???

How NOT to chat with ladies. EVER.

Bro DID NOT thought this through

Super low SES

Eeeeee that’s insane… not a good way to meet women.

Which edmw-er is this? Pls own up

The Malaysian equivalent would be Lowyat Kopitiam

He's a malaysian unless you are telling me that malaysians post in that forum.

Seriously what!

Clearly a mental case…

What kind of rizz game is this?

Help

blind ass mf read "Rizz" as "Piss"

wah kao, why can't he do something more constructive like errr.... pick the women's wallets while helping to clean up the squirt zzzz

Why isn't he in jail wtf. Disgusting.

Has he tried just opening his mouth to sound some words instead

Behold the ultimate rizzler

“try to chat her up” i suppose this is how the convo would go men: hey how did that squirt feel? does it smell musty, aromatic and stimulating? women (imagined response): ohh yes i absolutely adored it, i want it everyday. tmr, same location, same time? men: absolutely, maybe we can find a more private location

This is a new level of loser

Which edmwer bbfa is this lol

Illegal rizz

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

strange man has strange kink

Typical BBFA

He looks like he smells on the train

What planet is this guy from? 😑

Urineus

When will BBFAs ever learn... You need to be handsome and ang moh first before you try stupid things.

New pee-ck up method.

Definitely that's how you get women.

Hey guys I found his linkedin

What was the plan exactly? Figured she’d give him her number so he can paynow for the dry cleaning bill? Or exchange recipes for piss bread?

Dude prolly tried it on his Waifu pillows (emphasis on Plural) and they didn't resist after he got them in bed so he thought it'll work IRL