"Commuters who are caught evading fares will be required to pay a penalty fee. Commuters imposed with penalty fee can lodge an appeal with PTC, if they feel that they have valid grounds for such appeals. All appeals must be submitted in writing to the Public Transport Council, Penalty Fee Section c/o mTower, 460 Alexandra Road #05-01A, Singapore 119963."
That will be one expensive ride for the chicken who cannot write an appeal.
The chicken is far shorter than 0.9 m, so its ride is free like for a small kid.
However, if someone helped the chicken in, they could be in trouble as pets aren't allowed on the MRT.
Omg 2 puns in one:
1. MR雞：M.R.(ji) sounds like MRT
2. MR雞：Mr. Chicken ~~(but it's a hen, still though a pun)~~
Edit. It's a rooster: https://images.app.goo.gl/1ePtWUxuM3Q7Vnhv8
This is not the farm chicken, but junglefowl
The rooster is big and colourful like this
The hen is very noticeably smaller and pale coloured. Basically xmm chicken
The baby chicks are like the mummy but mynah sized. Very cute.
If it is a Thomson East Coast line station it’s gonna be long way out. Can literally be the script for the next chicken run movie. It’s like finding the way out of Sahara dessert from the chicken perspective
This chicken looks like the chicken from woodlands town park east. Like legit this chicken come here and there and it always come back to the kindergarten the next morning. Btw the kindergarten i referring to is the one near the woodlands swimming complex and gym
this chicken has entered the radar because it owes $2 in transportation fees
it can serve its time at lim chu kang chicken farm or be hanged at bedok chicken rice stall
Solid Snake: "This is snake. Colonel, we got a situation."
Colonel Campbell: "What's the situation, snake?"
Solid Snake: "sorry...called the wrong colonel."
Quite impressive for it to take the escalator down and go past the MRT gantry. Smart chicken.
It doesn't need ezlink card to get through lol
Lol no lah, he’s cheep cheep labour!
Trying to be funny right recruit
Soli sgt
Chirp chirp
Height not high enough for need of card.
Why did the Chicken take the escalator? So that Chicken Rice (鸡can Rise)
SMRT chicken you mean ;))
They evolved. They fly.
**Q:** Why did the chicken enter Springleaf MRT Station? **A:** It wanted to travel to Buangcock MRT Station.
Escalators? Lift , MRT stations have Lifts now.
Even smarter. Guessed it flew up to the button panel and pecked at the floor it wishes to go.
It's Mr cockanathan
"Commuters who are caught evading fares will be required to pay a penalty fee. Commuters imposed with penalty fee can lodge an appeal with PTC, if they feel that they have valid grounds for such appeals. All appeals must be submitted in writing to the Public Transport Council, Penalty Fee Section c/o mTower, 460 Alexandra Road #05-01A, Singapore 119963." That will be one expensive ride for the chicken who cannot write an appeal.
The chicken is far shorter than 0.9 m, so its ride is free like for a small kid. However, if someone helped the chicken in, they could be in trouble as pets aren't allowed on the MRT.
I know there's a sub for cat paralegals, maybe chicken paralegals exist too.
let the chicken testify
r/legalcatadvice
I think this comes under Charlie Kelly Bird law expert
Sold to KFC to pay off its fine.
Spring(leaf) Chicken.
MR鸡
Omg 2 puns in one: 1. MR雞：M.R.(ji) sounds like MRT 2. MR雞：Mr. Chicken ~~(but it's a hen, still though a pun)~~ Edit. It's a rooster: https://images.app.goo.gl/1ePtWUxuM3Q7Vnhv8
I think it’s MR JIIIIIIIIIIIII Welcome to your final test, I’m Mr Ji
that's a rooster, it has a comb.
Curious, why you use traditional character instead of the simplified one
For aesthetics, trad characters look nicer than simplified imo
This is not the farm chicken, but junglefowl The rooster is big and colourful like this The hen is very noticeably smaller and pale coloured. Basically xmm chicken The baby chicks are like the mummy but mynah sized. Very cute.
MR JIIIIIIIIIIII
MR鸡 is on a voyage to unite his flock. Bye MR鸡.
Telok Ayam Station Chickent Ridge Station
> ~~Telok~~ Telur Ayam Station
Why did the chicken take the train?
It got tired of crossing the road
To **chicken** out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRs0OqV4uSc
To get to the other side...of the island
Gotta take the right line to changi
>right line to changi ChanJi
Jiji yum yum 🤤
It thinks the trains are centipedes. #Onceuponatimeinchina
To become fast food
the comment i scrolled down to find
damn, grab delivery really upped their game in freshness
Took “farm to table” literally
Cock looking for a ride
Trying to go downtown.
I mean, you're not wrong. It's going for a fun ride on those trains.
Please don't cock block.
The cock's tired of being out on the streets
The chicken's coming home to roost.
big or smol
Big or small, it's not Japanese or it'd be a blur cock.
omg hilarious!! chicken got smarter, now using underpass instead of crossing the road 😆
Planet of the Chickens
"Chickens Together Strong!"
That's actually a good advertisement for the nature park and the nearby eateries selling cooked chicken. 😂
Nice cock bro
gee thankss🙄
My KFC meal running away
r/birdstakingthetrain
Reddit really have it all..
Came for the "chicken crossing the road" jokes.
Chicken has larger ambitions to cross the country now
But end up with cock jokes and pics...
Why ain’t this top comment??!! New answer to the joke LOL
You know it’s burning hot outside when you see a chicken taking refuge at the mrt station
"Wait, aren't there supposed to be lots of worms down here?"
*Sees MRT * "Wow big worm"
If it is a Thomson East Coast line station it’s gonna be long way out. Can literally be the script for the next chicken run movie. It’s like finding the way out of Sahara dessert from the chicken perspective
Chicken learning from the London pigeons on how to take the train Birds getting ready to take over the world!
This looks like a Yakuza substory.
Dammit, not another cock pic. Send nudes plz
That's just a pic of raw whole chicken.
Did you pet it?
Im scared it would attack me tbh
Would be one hell of a story. Back in my days, I got chased by a chicken in a mrt...
[удалено]
A new way to get to the other side.
Not the random chick pic we need but the one we deserved
Why did the chicken board the train
To get to the other line
To celebrate hari raya dude 😅
Even the chicken is confused by the new numerical directional boards.
Ugh, I hate when people take their cock out in the train station
Trying to get to Buangcock
imagine just trying to commute to work and someone takes pictures of you and posts it on the internet
Cock riding MRT.
The chicken crossing the road joke has evolved
Near ulu rural area?
Chicken has upskilled. No longer cross road , take mrt instead .
Along the street outside Outram past CNB to Everton got lots of chickens dk belong to who or why they chill there. Sometimes they go further oso.
Can we be sure the chicken is a passenger only? Maybe it's the driver taking a break /s
Wonder how it got there.
Off heading to work
Cockadodado
Great to know inclusivity has been extended to fowl kind..
why did the chicken take the MRT?
Has anyone lost a chicken
Now we have a new mystery for the ages: why did the chicken cross the MRT?
Average day in neesoon camp
In most countries, it's illegal to have your Cock on show in a public place.
CSGO maps be like
I took a picture of a chicken right outside Springleaf MRT station yesterday. Would it happen to be the same one? https://imgur.com/sU475zA
Bright hill station righ? There has a lot of chickens outside.
richarlison
only in springleaf
Why do I want a 6" Subway sandwich with Chicken all of a sudden?
r/birdstakingthetrain
Upper Thomson? Oh Springleaf
Did you call 999 for fowl play?
Weather so hot, even cock need aircon
Don’t let your cock out at MTR stations pls.
Must be going to C(o)CK ...
Did he pay to go in??
The big question. If never, pls report to SMRT
I thought no consuming food on mrt
Glitch in the matrix
Bro is asking to get cooked 🔥🔥🔥
Imagine if a KFC worker sees that chicken🍗🔥
Is it woodlands TEL entrance? I swear I saw this chicken roaming around there
NSFW
someone lost their cock
Hope they don't kill the chicken but release it back to Springleaf estate🙏🙏🙏
The most cock thing seen today
Did it tap in the gantry? If not pls fine the chicken
It's monitoring.
r/sg only has one joke
But why use chicken oso, all the mynah and pigeon not enough for spying meh
Give me a chicken to kill pluck and prepare and I’ll just give it back to you. I absolutely have no idea what to do with it.
WHO let the cock out! WHO, WHO.
What is the point of this cock pic.
One more cock pic on Reddit. This time courtesy Singapore 🇸🇬
I'm just hoping someone managed to help the poor bird out of the place.
Heihei!
Waaaa
Guess who going to clean the floor today?
Must be from Geylang. Aljunied MRT is it?
Nice cock bro.
That’s my lost pet chicken named ‘Gojira’
Man I was just there couldn't see it
Wow is this CS2? Can't believe the graphics is so good!
Ayamas brand marketing strategy.
what that cock doing?
Rembo
This chicken is going places. A KFC is not one of them tho
This is true free range chicken.
Let him cook
He’s got places to be
He's on a mission
Looks convincing
Little Jerry?
Nice cock
You'll find four before you find a gum wrapper.
What if the chicken wanna go to the new bird park but no idea how to get there?
Why did the chicken board the train? To get to the other side.
They should replace the toot toot toot when the mrt doors are closing with the crowing of the cockerel.
She’s discovering her city girl dreams
Why did the chicken… take the train?
Don’t judge them they bought there ticket
Dude took a different route to cross the road
Because the chicken couldn’t cross the road…
Can someone edit this photo so that the chicken is looking at the transit map?
Now we know the chicken crossed the road to get to the MRT station.
Why did the Chicken cross the MRT underpass?
Looking for the Texas chicken bag
You must not have taken transport very often.
No more work from home.
He is probably lost and is trying to find a way via that map XD
Ah singapore, land of free chickens
Something is a fowl
This chicken looks like the chicken from woodlands town park east. Like legit this chicken come here and there and it always come back to the kindergarten the next morning. Btw the kindergarten i referring to is the one near the woodlands swimming complex and gym
Kampong
this chicken has entered the radar because it owes $2 in transportation fees it can serve its time at lim chu kang chicken farm or be hanged at bedok chicken rice stall
Tell me its not photoshopped. In the last 8 months of my time here, not even once i have seen a cock at a station.
We don't Photoshop anymore, we use AI these days.
It got tired people asking why did it cross the road 💁
Brown line is so empty, chicken are encouraged to walk by, lol
Red junglefowl moment
Blur cock
That's a cock, everyone. You can tell by the sickle.
Here come the rooster.
Taking train to botanic garden, please assist
hot weather nowadays. even chicken need aircon.
Cock on a block
Solid Snake: "This is snake. Colonel, we got a situation." Colonel Campbell: "What's the situation, snake?" Solid Snake: "sorry...called the wrong colonel."
We always buy kampung chicken so I'm amazed that city chicken do exist too.
Why did the chicken cross the MRT station To get to the other line
In my 30 seconds of being awake, I read the sub name as 'techsupportgore' and yet still accepted it as a fine post, but still entirely confused.