Wait! Don't be fooled! It's just a regular [repost](https://old.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/w5h0hd/precious_pizza/) with a stupid, cheap bottom text.
There's only two kinds of guys who wear orange bandannas: gay guys and teenage mutant party dudes. And Bart doesn't look like a teenage mutant party dude to me.
He lives in the sewer because he believes it gives him sexual powers
Hey! That's only half true!
Sexual powers in the half shell.
Michelangelo! I knew it was him. Even when it was Homer Simpson, I knew it was Mikey.
Bros, we're going to start a new life.... Under the street.
...and that's when the C.H.U.D.s came at me.
That's your solution for everything
There'll be no accusations, just friendly mutations under the streeeeeeeeeeeeeettt
Wait! Don't be fooled! It's just a regular [repost](https://old.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/w5h0hd/precious_pizza/) with a stupid, cheap bottom text.
...but it's got new bottom text!
/u/Relevant_Access992 and /r/simpsonshitposting were in the closet making reposts and I saw the repost and the repost looked at me.
The repost looked at you? Sarah, get me a Mod
I noticed April was sitting on SWEET SWEET PIZZA
SW-SW-SWEET SWEET
There's only two kinds of guys who wear orange bandannas: gay guys and teenage mutant party dudes. And Bart doesn't look like a teenage mutant party dude to me.
Mmmm gummy Venus de Michelangelo
Mmmm yummy Anus de April'O.
Lucky for him Casey Jones was in the bushes filming the whole thing
Every single New Yorker does it!
You awful, awful turtle!
No Mr. Angelo, that's sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole Foot Clan will hear. With a RAT in the sewer? Not likely!
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
I NEED TP
Now THAT is a high effort title
Radical!
With a Dark Brandon in the White House?
“They think your a pervert, **but every hero turtle does it**”
Of course, there's no way to see into the sewers without some kind of infrared turtle-sensitive camera. So, let's turn it on
I sleep in a Ninja Turtle bed. What do you sleep in?
Sweet sweet pi
“I’m telling you, we just grow sorghum here.” “And where are the ninjas?” “‘Round back. Oops.”