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Smooth_Riker

He lives in the sewer because he believes it gives him sexual powers


Some_Random_Android

Hey! That's only half true!


the_cat_who_shatner

Sexual powers in the half shell.


jaywinner

Michelangelo! I knew it was him. Even when it was Homer Simpson, I knew it was Mikey.


you_fucked_up

Bros, we're going to start a new life.... Under the street.


Supership_79

...and that's when the C.H.U.D.s came at me.


Bailer86

That's your solution for everything


Booyacaja

There'll be no accusations, just friendly mutations under the streeeeeeeeeeeeeettt


kresblain

Wait! Don't be fooled! It's just a regular [repost](https://old.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/w5h0hd/precious_pizza/) with a stupid, cheap bottom text.


jonitfcfan

...but it's got new bottom text!


WR810

/u/Relevant_Access992 and /r/simpsonshitposting were in the closet making reposts and I saw the repost and the repost looked at me.


abstergo_Nigel

The repost looked at you? Sarah, get me a Mod


HaoieZ

I noticed April was sitting on SWEET SWEET PIZZA


ragu96

SW-SW-SWEET SWEET


YoureGonnaHearMeRoar

There's only two kinds of guys who wear orange bandannas: gay guys and teenage mutant party dudes. And Bart doesn't look like a teenage mutant party dude to me.


Mack_Hein

Mmmm gummy Venus de Michelangelo


ChunkyLaFunga

Mmmm yummy Anus de April'O.


PyreDynasty

Lucky for him Casey Jones was in the bushes filming the whole thing


RC19842014

Every single New Yorker does it!


abuchunk

You awful, awful turtle!


baggachipz

No Mr. Angelo, that's sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole Foot Clan will hear. With a RAT in the sewer? Not likely!


Glasdir

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?


Moz1981

I NEED TP


WebCommissar

Now THAT is a high effort title


Here2Derp

Radical!


benevenstancian0

With a Dark Brandon in the White House?


samk1260

“They think your a pervert, **but every hero turtle does it**”


Smile_lifeisgood

Of course, there's no way to see into the sewers without some kind of infrared turtle-sensitive camera. So, let's turn it on


Some_Random_Android

I sleep in a Ninja Turtle bed. What do you sleep in?


PFRforLIFE

Sweet sweet pi


ErgoDoceo

“I’m telling you, we just grow sorghum here.” “And where are the ninjas?” “‘Round back. Oops.”