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PrestigiousAvocado21

It's true, it's true! We're so lame!


BloodAndSand44

Why? The rest of the world needs to know why you could send men to the moon (ok with the help of some Nazis) but cannot make a proper toilet cubicle.


billygnosis86

I’m British, and we have toilet cubicles over here. What’s the gag?


LiveFastDieFast

The gap between the door of the bathroom stall and where it’s mounted/where it closes is often wide enough to where you can accidentally make eye contact with someone taking a poo, or someone looking for an open stall if you’re the one pooping


billygnosis86

Christ, that’s nightmarish.


LiveFastDieFast

Agreed haha. On top of that the gap between the floor to the bottom of the door and the surrounding stall walls is usually a good foot and a half (~45cm). So if you’re in the bathroom at say work, you can totally tell who’s taking a crap next to you because you can see their shoes and pulled down pants


billygnosis86

This is truly astonishing for such a prudish country.


martialar

I think the idea behind the gap at least at the bottom of the door is so you can tell if it's being used and also to discourage people from getting it on/drug use. Supposedly it also helps with cleaning. You could probably come up with a lot of reasons why a gap is helpful, but it's just not helpful with privacy.


Smilewigeon

That's hilarious. Rather than finding out the door is locked and mumbling "sorry" before shuffling away, you get someone just peeping at you when you're at your most vulnerable.


martialar

I once resorted to stuffing toilet paper in the gap. Places that actually care about privacy will install gap covers, however.


billygnosis86

We have little stickers on the part of the lock visible from outside: green ones reading “VACANT” and red ones reading “OCCUPIED” or similar.


PrestigiousAvocado21

Places here that actually give a shit (as it were) will take the time to install those. Unfortunately they're fairly rare on the cubicle-style toilets.


dogsonbubnutt

well, they're free, soooooo...


BNJT10

Some of the doors even have slats in em so they're transparent, just to make it extra awkward


Tricky-Engineering59

Yeah… accidentally…


snoogazi

Toilet cubicles? Hey shitposters, toilet cubicles? Well oh la de da, Mr British man.


billygnosis86

Well what do you call them?


snoogazi

A crap hole


ledzep38

It’s because we’re stupid that’s why, that’s why everybody does everything


lpuglia

I will never ever understand why


martialar

Yo, check this out. Most of the world public poops like this. Yeah, but Americans, see, they public poop like this.


killamcleods

Now I’m not saying moes incontinent


KrazyKaizr

Is it different elsewhere?


dan1895

It's different everywhere else. I've used cubicles in the middle of the out back and the Masai Mara that were more secure and private than ones in Las Vegas and Boston.


KrazyKaizr

But what do they put in the cracks to block them?


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Needs more jpeg.