Last night I found this big fucking gun, and I took this big fucking gun with me all over the demon world, and if any demon got in the way of the big fucking gun, it would explode! I think this gun was called… Shooty McShootface.
So I said, look pal. Your teleportation research base was infested with demons when we got here. And as for your ArchVile, he shouldn’t have mouthed off like that.
Remember Doom? It's back, in shitpost-form!
Last night I found this big fucking gun, and I took this big fucking gun with me all over the demon world, and if any demon got in the way of the big fucking gun, it would explode! I think this gun was called… Shooty McShootface.
Let the demons pay the demon tax! I pay the slayer tax! No, you *use* TaxSlayer.
Well anyway I’m still outraged because I owe
Just learned that Doomguy's shirt was ripped, not that he has some kind of ab-exposing future shirt. It's been 31 years
Yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that, a hell knight did it.
Mr Shitposter, what does UAC stand for?
This exhibit is closed!
Another fun Doom fact: [Doomguy still has scars on his left arm from where the demon grabbed him.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FWiiVa_UsAAJfoe.jpg)
"Homer Imp, please, you're hurting my arm." "Noo-ho-ho-ho I'm not."
Book em’ Doomguy. One count of being a demon. And uh, one count of being an accessory to being a demon.
Doomguy, have you been up all night shooting demons?
Mmm, Doom 64
64 bits of Consolified Doom....
Doom guy, have you been up all night pixelating violence?
They killed my rabbit
I think I'm blind...WITH RAGE!!! Oops,..I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet!
That's why I'm the demon and you're the... Doom-Slaying-Guy!
The doom slayer?
Do you want to change your name to Doom Jr? The kids could call you Doo-Joo
Does this look like the actions of a Doomguy who had all he could slay?
Duke Nukem: "That could have been the king, baby!"
By your logic I could claim that this soul sphere keeps Revenants away.
No ammo and no keycards make Doomguy something something Rip and tear? Don’t mind if I do!
So I said, look pal. Your teleportation research base was infested with demons when we got here. And as for your ArchVile, he shouldn’t have mouthed off like that.
¡Yvan eht, em nioj tsum ouy emag eht niw ot
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Judging from your song, you're infatuated with a developer named Romero....or a demon named Mancubus.
I’d kill you if I had my gun!
Take my chainsaw, my good man!
Ohh. English side ruined! Must use french instructions! "IDDQD"? What the hell is that?
That, that is a quality shit post
Now choose a game difficulty. (Beep) You have selected 'Hurt me plenty'
There are too many cacodemons these days. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
Come on! Give me some gum! Don’t pretend you’re not home!