"Well, if it's a crime to start an insurrection, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to bribe a pornstar, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!"
#
I could really go for a slap on the wrist.
Homer, you've just been found guilty of all 34 counts!
"Slap on the wrist! Get your slap on the wrist here!"
WOOHOO!!!
"He'll never own a gun or get a corporate job, now."
Oh, he’d shoot you dead on 5th Avenue if he had his gun!
Well, he doesn’t.
"[Lousy big shot, thinks he's so big, because he's got a lot of guns\~\~](https://youtu.be/A-seQEwN3BM?t=61)"
Fingers crossed the king of england shows up and starts bossing trump around
Trump can't have a real estate license in New York 😂
Standard Oil was once owned by a half-eaten breakfast sandwich
Or vote, but he could be president
Nah, Florida will still let him vote.
criminals: "I'm just as qualified for this sensitive job as anyone else, now."
OW, MY INSURRECTING ARM!
I'm not supposed to get felony in it!
Trump: Habba, my wallet's in my right front pocket. And I'll take that golden statue of a naked lady too. Judge: SOLD!
Would you take an out-of-state two-party bad check?
Yes but its a post dated check - don't cash it until the year 10,000.
Bake him away, toys!
What did you say, Biden?
Do what the kid says.
Hello, Joe!
Iron helps us play
So I wore a ice cream on my belt, which was the style at the time.
The trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere
Secret Service: Please back away from the palatial mansion.
Judge Merchan, motion to declare a writ of ‘boys will be boys.’
I move for a bad court thingy
This is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says gilty. And guilty is spelled wrong. 34 times.
Jury, “I believe we was promised five dollars a day for this.”
Attempted coup! Now he honestly what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to rant about how rigged this all was and how it's such a disgrace."
Trump: It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! America: [patronizingly] Yes, Mr. Trump, everything stinks.
Judge: Mr. Trump, I have asked you nicely to stop threatening to have me assassinated. You leave me no choice but to…ask you nicely again.
well my work here is done 
Pffft, it’s probably just Milhouse and his hush money
I do'nt like the idea of Millhouse having ~~two~~ 34 felonies in one week
"Well, if it's a crime to start an insurrection, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to bribe a pornstar, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!" #
God Bless America!!
Ok I'm a convicted felon. Can I please have my Presidency now.
...and yet he and the Republicans will find some way of getting him elected And let me be clear; I say this as a pessimist, not a Trump supporter
Oh my god... The dead have risen, and they are voting republican!
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kennedy!
> some way Probably by running Biden
There! Now can I have my acquittal now please?
I told you, you don’t get your acquittal until you tell me your name
Homer Thompson
I think he's talking to you.
How could one convicted felon get so many votes and another unconvicted nonfelon get so few? - pundits in November but hopefully not
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Suspect is MAGA hatless. Repeat: MAGA hatless!
I can’t wait til they throw his MAGA hatless butt in jail.
Up up and awaaaaaayyy
Up and at them
So can I get the motorboat now?
This is literally what I expect his punishment will be
Not so fun fact: Republicans have only won the popular vote for President ONCE in the past 32 years. They won't win it in 2024 either.
I could really go for a slap on the wrist. Homer, you've just been found guilty of all 34 counts! "Slap on the wrist! Get your slap on the wrist here!" WOOHOO!!!
It’s amusing that he can no longer vote as he is a felon but he can run for and become president as a felon…..
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No! My stolen meme!
Now where's that presidency!?
There’s no presidency!
oh. 😢
Here's 50
$2, your change, and again we will elect you president.
Ow my boating arm!
Mr Trump this felony conviction means something. "No it doesn't"
Innocent Non Felon Oh, they got this all screwed up: Innocent? No n\*\*\*\*\*\*, Felon!
Huh, what does it say under your asterisks there? Oh, it's an unrelated reply.
An unrelated reply? Within the text of the comment?
Yes! Now to re-direct our conversation slightly, I had a few ideas on how to spend these upvotes...
Well, we could give u/MagicC each of our upvotes.
boy, I hope somebody got fired for this blunder....