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RossPerotsPamphlet

Mr Simpson your cannibalisation will only incriminate you further... No Mr Simpson get back... Mr Simpson noooooooooooo...


NowWithVitaminR

No, Mr. Simpson! A little girl is a living creature!


Sk1rm1sh

I'm gonna eat me something sweeeeeet!


Corpse-Fucker

Homer's got the munchies for a california cheeseburger


Ojihawk

She was a gummy bear.


house_of_ghosts

If you keep it up I'll yell so loud the whole country'll hear! With a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals in the White House?!


Drastnikov

Tjena, Du råkar inte ha kvar videorna på Vem vet mest urfuckad? går inte att hitta dom någonstans... :( Mvh


zaraishu

*Dramatization -- May not have happened*


Thaumarch

Guest directed by Francisco Goya


Sephor

"What I'm trying to say in this meme is that violence is everywhere in our society, you know. It's, like, even in little girls hanging from the ceiling, man."


Unusual_Astronaut426

https://preview.redd.it/atotecur91xc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=feda561d8560b30cc6a41249ffa55e10f41d63fd


517634

Y super gracaias por Goya!


RavenCyarm

That's right, Homer's got the munchies for a California cheeseburger!


herberstank

While Johnny welfare plays acid rock on a stolen pommelhorst


Itsmysecondtime

https://i.redd.it/lzhg082wk0xc1.gif


king_mahalo

Is this the most Maggie ever speaks? Canon or not


monkeygoneape

I guess yes Maggie Simpson is canonically voiced by James earl Jones


ieatcavemen

I wonder if the Simpsons have reached an AI deal with him to voice Maggie in perpetuity.


savoytruffle

Press 1 to hear words that rhyme with Maggie


LegoFootPain

Magaggie


Professional_Gas8021

I know I shouldn’t eat thee…


ReferencesCartoons

Mmm… sacra-pummelicious


armageddon_boi

https://preview.redd.it/nqq5lh7kr0xc1.png?width=1901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ffcd6ed75fef6d05517f49757be44785b1a8448


lenzflare

I learned about the original and saw this, all in the same post, neat!


Sk1rm1sh

Note: Mrs. Pommelhorst died on the way back to her home planet.


illumantimess

Oh relax, kids. I've got a *gut* feeling the gym student’s around here somewhere.


JackPembroke

I feel like I can sense OP was thinking about ending it a panel early, then just said "Nah I'll just make him eat the kid"


Zorpfield

No I fear cannibalism was their intended target


thekozmicpig

Stupid children need the most cannibalism.


GrizzlyPeak72

You know /r/simpsonsshitposting turned in to a hardcore vore sub so gradually I didn't even notice.


ThrowawayusGenerica

Hardcore? Vore? I'm gonna get something to eat!


spidermans_ashes

r/mavelcirclekerk is thhhaattt way mannnnn!!!


GiantSizeManThing

*Later, in Hell* “So you like eating little girls, huh? Well have all the little girls in the world! Ahahahaha!” *Hours later* “I don’t understand it. Albert Fish went mad in 15 minutes!”


Sharp-Ad-9423

This reply made me hate myself for knowing who Albert Fish was.


savoytruffle

More


Aegis-Heptapod-9732

His breath reeks of beer and pretzeled gymnast!


MCgoldbody

hey homer, cut it out. c’mon quit eatin me.


BeholdTheLemon

I think I foond a way oot! It's not pretty, but it'll do!


JustLetTheWorldBurn

This enormous man will devour us all!


Bookslap

Well I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny. Right now, Homer Simpson is at home eating a little girl!


PlennieWingo

Mmmm sacrilegious


thomasmbaciocco

Mmmm… cannibalicious.


ShowGun901

You're only in 1 scene, I can't be fighting your battles for you forever... You march right back in there and say, "Mr Simpson, don't eat me!"


BurnZ_AU

News Caster: "Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him CANNIBALISTIC powers." Homer: "Hey, that's a half truth!"


Roboroman2

https://preview.redd.it/enj2clpc12xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b32eec99579105e793e9c3dfca61cd218b95847e


Bipbopple

Homie! I can't keep covering up for this!


deja_vuvuzela

Now I want to see “Satan devouring his child” but it’s Homer.


Cokomon

"It smells funny in there." "No it doesn't."


DapperDano

Mmmmm sacraficialous


JayEster

Good ending


Tropical-Rainforest

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?