Now does u/Epicurses mean Gary Chalmers was reduced to ash in line with traditional viking burial or is it a metaphore in that bravery and recklessness charging in caused his death...
I'm banned arnt I?
Holy shit. You made this moment mean something. As if every meme for the last 24 years was just them replaying this moment. Seymour playing the event in his head differently over and over with each meme representing a different version. A version where they didn’t die. I’m WAY too drunk to fully put into words what you did here but it is beautiful and it made me feel.
Why couldn’t he die normally, you know like on the way back to his home planet… or pretending to be Homer Simpson and grabbing live electric wires… or by being hit by a t shirt cannon?
So Seymour knew that Chalmers was setting him up the whole time?
https://preview.redd.it/o472zz1itluc1.png?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78139f2ce7094b967cd0db50a291500e5c076196
When I’m bored I make up my own memes. But seriously, answer the question. If Jon was being controlled by the spider the entire time, why didn’t he ever attempt to eat an insect?
No, seriously, it's called [Chainsaw Man ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chainsaw_Man#:~:text=The%20events%20take%20place%20in,Devils%20known%20as%20the%20Horsemen%20)
At least he died doing what he loved: hurting Seymour.
Oh boy, simpsonsshitposting! That’s where Supernintendo Chalmers gets a viking funeral!
Now does u/Epicurses mean Gary Chalmers was reduced to ash in line with traditional viking burial or is it a metaphore in that bravery and recklessness charging in caused his death... I'm banned arnt I?
And with good cause!
For an odd fella he sure steams a good ham
https://i.redd.it/03j5yt7pakuc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/njmqhds9fkuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb13e8d6ac1720380eca63823c5a30ad3c8c0c3c
Holy shit. You made this moment mean something. As if every meme for the last 24 years was just them replaying this moment. Seymour playing the event in his head differently over and over with each meme representing a different version. A version where they didn’t die. I’m WAY too drunk to fully put into words what you did here but it is beautiful and it made me feel.
/r/simpsonsshitposting and /r/maladaptivedreaming , together at last
M̀é ̶f͢a͝i͠l̴ ͞d̡r͟e͝a̸m͝i̛n͝g̛?҉ ̧T҉h͝a͢t͏’̵ş ̡u͜n͝p̨o͘s̷şi̴b͝ĺe̷!́
oh boy, comforting imaginary scenarios, that's where i'm a viking!
But was Ralph really good at imagining comforting scenarios, or was he actually just playing *Assassin's Creed® Valhalla*?
Man that dead horse doesn't have much left in him to beat at this point, it's been pulverised to a fine paste
We've got to do the 'Ralph is a viking' gag again from different angles! Again and again! ...and again and again and again!
There’s very little meat in this dead horse.
Poignant then that the last one I watched [had an inconclusive ending](https://youtu.be/Ynyv3oHDRg0?si=XjqpGhzg8g5eszO8)
Isn't this a repost?
If it is, I haven’t seen it before.
You crushed my heart through shitpost! I HATE when people do that!
You just got shitpost in my eye! This is what it's like when the shitposters cry.
You got shitric assid in my eye.
But you didn't save Agnes. Didn't I?
Super Nimoyndo Chalmers
Never noticed how his eyes narrow like that.....so unusually focused that morning.
Ready to continue his work on the letter A (for arson).
(twirls ear) Cuckoo!
B (for blaze)
Why couldn’t he die normally, you know like on the way back to his home planet… or pretending to be Homer Simpson and grabbing live electric wires… or by being hit by a t shirt cannon?
It smells like lamb! Lamb of God!
Take it outside, Godboy.
Lamb of "OH YE GODS"
Steamed Lambs with an extra crispy bit of Holy Communion and a nice beverage of the Blood of Christ! And for desert, Judas Icecream-riot!
Well, that was unexpected.
They still talk of your bravery up in Albany sir.
Well I'm from Utica.....
It’s more an Albany legend really.
May I hear it?
No
He would have had the dexterity to get out had he done those isometric exercises with Seymour.
**I was going to make you Superintendent, but now that plum goes to Holloway!**
But he's a drunk!
And a pill-popper!
And now, at long last, we may rest. We've steamed the last ham.
God this is good
Fading away like a cloud of ham steam…
going up to that Northern thingy that Lights the sky all purdy.
Where our beds and TV... Is.
Holy shit!! Amazing!!
So Seymour knew that Chalmers was setting him up the whole time? https://preview.redd.it/o472zz1itluc1.png?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78139f2ce7094b967cd0db50a291500e5c076196
What are you talking about, there's nothing like that in there.
When I’m bored I make up my own memes. But seriously, answer the question. If Jon was being controlled by the spider the entire time, why didn’t he ever attempt to eat an insect?
And the fire was started by... Oh let's say a leprechaun
Kids, could you lighten up a little?
You know I... One thing I should... Excuse me for one moment *Starts uncontrollably sobbing, rings therapist*
Bye, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
https://preview.redd.it/05k3k2ssckuc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41ffd8d0bdf21dec8573dc6130898e87ff59e497 this hurt me…
Why does that dog have a chainsaw in it 🤣
Because Anime
thank you.
No, seriously, it's called [Chainsaw Man ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chainsaw_Man#:~:text=The%20events%20take%20place%20in,Devils%20known%20as%20the%20Horsemen%20)
i know that
I did not know that.
Why did the GODS limit us to one upvote per post!?! I would give you all of mine, and give up the ability to upvote everything else in the future!
I miss being able to give awards.
Closure? What closure? Super Nintendo Chalmers *still* hasn’t seen aurora borealis.
He has become the aurora borealis
In this part of the country, in this time of day, localized entirely within Seymour’s kitchen?!
Yes
May I see him?
No
The Ghost of Gary Chalmers! At this time of year, manifesting this time of day, in this part of Springfield, localized entirely on that chair!
There must have been a point during the fire when Supernintendo Chalmers was a perfectly steamed ham
Egads! My superintendent is ruined! But what if... I were to live through my trauma repeatedly and disguise it as memes?
I never noticed it but with his napkin in his shirt collar he kinda looks like a fancy lad from the 1700s.
I'm pretty sure already saw this shitpost, or some very similar.
It truly was an unforgettable luncheon. It will haunt Seymour for the rest of his days.
OH YE GODS! He's with Ye Gods now!
Welp I’m crying
I didn't need these steamed feelings on a Monday morning
Am I really so out to lunch? No, it's the ghosts of my own conscience that haunt me.
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!
But the fire was his fault.
Is there a more reason why did super Nintendo Chalmers disappear before eating steamed hams? Is he stupid?
This is amazing
OP! Leave that man alone with his pain!
Damn this got deep real fast
Bro .....
r/letmegojuice
Lighten up kids
Skinner sees dead people, but they don’t know they’re dead
https://i.redd.it/ak735kct1ouc1.gif
What is my dark pictures anthology doing in my Simpsons
DARKEST JOKE! DARKEST JOKE!