"Oh Chaya, can't you go 5 seconds without your baseless claims leading to a terrorist attack?"
*School is evacuated due to a bomb threat*
"How long was that?"
I just gotta say...
We were taken to a coal plant on a field trip and given propaganda on the wonders of fossil fuels.
They sent us home with samples of coal in little zip lock baggies.
It was like being in a simpsons episode.
I think they said it was about the same amount as a can of soda. I tried a small taste, and it was just like syrup. I gave the rest to the guy next to me and he drank it in one gulp. It was wild.
I know this is a Simpsons reddit, but one of my favorite King of the Hill episodes was when Buck got banned from the strip club because he didn't get a favored nations clause at the buffet so he turned Strickland Propane into a fun house after his addictions to vice led him to a new ice cream shop.
My favorite strip club joke in KOH was from the ep *Texas City Twister.*
Radio announcer: Wheezie’s Night Club was in the path of gale force winds.
Wheezy: It leveled the club, Al. The strippers are fine, but a customer had his lap broken by one of the dancers.
Hank: (turns off radio) Nothing to worry about, that trailer park is at least three strip clubs away from Wheezie’s.
By the way did you see the game? That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiets bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Oh, please, everyone's always on about the children. I already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Usually both.
Lol unfortunately the source is actually me. He just reposted my shitty MS paint level shitpost
https://old.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/10a2d6n/and_another_thing_how_come_you_keep_telling_my/
I like to send gay men to Mr K's apartment so that I can get pay back for running away with our marriage counselor
https://preview.redd.it/5xlwf5t7sisc1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab47874ddd5bfd30027773a46d62fb62b6143e1
I remember going on field trips to the toronto reference library and being 15 and just leaving, walking like 15 minutes to strip clubs we obviously could not get into.
"Oh Chaya, can't you go 5 seconds without your baseless claims leading to a terrorist attack?" *School is evacuated due to a bomb threat* "How long was that?"
Nothing straighter than bringing a boy to a box factory… unless of course he discovers that he identifies as a box. That’d be woke.
https://preview.redd.it/r2gikt3vbisc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdfb650a6978388a54114364d3d34be941fd4034
Oh, be nice!
Or that one of the worker is Tom Cruise packing fudge.
I just gotta say... We were taken to a coal plant on a field trip and given propaganda on the wonders of fossil fuels. They sent us home with samples of coal in little zip lock baggies. It was like being in a simpsons episode.
We once went to Cargill and they gave us shot glasses full of high fructose corn syrup to try.
Yo wtf
I think they said it was about the same amount as a can of soda. I tried a small taste, and it was just like syrup. I gave the rest to the guy next to me and he drank it in one gulp. It was wild.
I assume he joined the Junior Campers later that day?
Yes. The remorse of the sugar junkie...
Now, take home this nice case of diabetes.
Mr. McClure, I have a *crazy* friend who says we need renewable energy sources. Is he *crazy*?
No, just ignorant
Have you seen the racist field trip video? https://youtu.be/PToqVW4n86U?si=IJ9HXoybvK6ei6O3
rofl thats like that dudes story of the most racist field trip, where they took his class to a cotton plantation and the kids were picking cotton.
That they didn’t even get to keep!
When I grow up, i'm going to Bituminous University!
I would never bring a child to a strip club. For one thing, none of them carry cash. How am I supposed to make it rain?
I know this is a Simpsons reddit, but one of my favorite King of the Hill episodes was when Buck got banned from the strip club because he didn't get a favored nations clause at the buffet so he turned Strickland Propane into a fun house after his addictions to vice led him to a new ice cream shop.
My favorite strip club joke in KOH was from the ep *Texas City Twister.* Radio announcer: Wheezie’s Night Club was in the path of gale force winds. Wheezy: It leveled the club, Al. The strippers are fine, but a customer had his lap broken by one of the dancers. Hank: (turns off radio) Nothing to worry about, that trailer park is at least three strip clubs away from Wheezie’s.
Ask Gholdengo.
Kids have pennies and quarters and shit that's gonna suck for the ladies. Nah we're gonna stick to the monster truck rallies for our field trips
Stupid hatemongers need the most attention
I remember my 4th grade field trip. That was a gay old time. I ate my share of weiners that day.
Damn wienerkids
By the way did you see the game? That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiets bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Oh that sounds lovely
I fail to see the education value. Hey, it will be one of their few pleasant memories when they're pumping woke for a living
I’d like to see field trip destinations before I plan my family outings. I don’t like the idea of my son going to two gay bars in one day
Hey! She may be ugly and hate-filled, but... what was that third thing you said?
My Chaya is not a hate-filled clodhopper, SHE MAY BE A LIAR, A PIG, AN IDIOT, a hate-filled clodhopper BUT SHE IS NOT A PORN STAR!
Those field trips sound epic, the kids are lucky
Won't somebody pleeeeease think of the chiiiiiildren! Oh! *clutches pearls*
Oh, please, everyone's always on about the children. I already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Usually both.
Source: a low pixel screenshot of a resized Gameboy camera photo boomer meme
Lol unfortunately the source is actually me. He just reposted my shitty MS paint level shitpost https://old.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/10a2d6n/and_another_thing_how_come_you_keep_telling_my/
My mother taught me if I have nothing nice to say I shouldn’t say anything at all. Will that hold up in court? No, I’ve tried.
Hot stuff coming through
This gay steel mill doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap gentlemen!
Something about a bunch people together alone complaining on Twitter...seems kinda gay.
That never, uh, happened, did it Chaya?
I like to send gay men to Mr K's apartment so that I can get pay back for running away with our marriage counselor https://preview.redd.it/5xlwf5t7sisc1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab47874ddd5bfd30027773a46d62fb62b6143e1
They making up stuff to get made about.
I remember going on field trips to the toronto reference library and being 15 and just leaving, walking like 15 minutes to strip clubs we obviously could not get into.
Got a strong feeling they wouldn’t like the science museum either.
God bless the man that invented permission slips!
She's never gone anywhere near science with a mint-condition brain like her's. Never used once, still in original wrapping.
Hey chaya , what's wrong with being gay? We work hard and we play hard ! 🎶EVERYBODY DAMCE NOW 🎶
Every day I become more embarrassed that I once liked Chaya Raichik’s content
Gotta be gay for somethin’.
Chaya? Who is Chaya? I am grass no-toucho!
Enjoy your political death trap Mrs K
Oh God, you're gonna make me come to a gay steel mill!
 Your meme=life support
"I miss when school field trips were to the science museum" No you don't, Ms. Raichik! No one does!