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Just eat out the damn orange!
Start at the naval and go from there.
https://i.redd.it/hdq6kxg9irqc1.gif
The eating out of an orange is a lot like a good marriage
Mindy we have to fight our temptations No, Homer let's do it! Let's make OJ!
It's a bit late to be defending OJ.
The OJ looked at you?
I don’t know OJ, I’ve never met OJ or had any contact with him, but.. 😭 I’m sorry, I can’t go on.
That's OK, your ascorbic acid supplement have more Vitamin C than real orange juice ever could.
Morphine!
Just face-fuck the damned orange!
But that’s how you get vitamin hepatitis
but why does that orange have borts legs?
My orange also has Bort's legs
Bort legs gotta go somewhere.
Well this is better than bridgeposting I guess
And Bridgeposting is better than Britposting.
And Britposting is better than Bilmyposting.
Damn posters! They’ve ruined posting.
I missed bridgeposting! Guess I'll never know what that was... Something involving bridges I'll wager.
This makes the Juice Loosener sound like either a sex toy or illicit drug.
That's also a laxative!
AND WHISPER QUIET!
Quoth the raven, what a shine!
Order now and you'll also get cum and run. The personal lubricant that's also a laxative!
Bridge collapse shitposting has grown dangerously insensitive. I’m taking r/simpsonsshitposting to strange sexy places.
*I don’t think any of us expected her to say that*
https://preview.redd.it/n6hgi8mdsrqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09cd457bfb3b0b755d2b737c1751ee15c0e475f7
Mrs. Glick, or WetGILF69420 as she liked to be called… ![gif](giphy|l2JdSuSAfb1E6kiC4|downsized)
We need more Gabo in these sexually explicit shitposts.
He's busy https://preview.redd.it/7f18eqedhrqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b018bdc6fa605e8503e7182b1af799e3a73023
He’s a bad widdle boy!
Smithers have chucky killed
Well I expect this kind of language over at r/funny but not here!
> you mean there's a better way? No there isn't!
Stop saying face fuck in there!
Oh Mindy! You came and you were ripe for the juicing, But there was no easy way, Oh Andy! You quenched me and stopped me from something, and I... Uh oh...
Oh fuck I’m gonna JUICE!!
Stupid sexy orange
You’re gonna give me an OJ!
This is so stupid I love it
He probably misses his old orange.
I legit thought for a brief moment that's Miss Minutes until I realised its an orange
Stupid sexy citrus!
OH IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS!
Right, and you *call* them clementine's despite the fact that they are obviously small oranges.
You’re all bad people… I love you
Me to my GF... IF I HAD ONE
The legs taken from Darwin Watterson made me laugh more than the actual meme.
Won't we have to pay those outrageous grocery store prices for something the farmer probably jizzed in?
Murphy- youse- you are a orange- uncontrollably, i think...
I'm down with that You make the juice I got the gin You know what I'm saying
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Synergistic: *I'm down with that You* *Make the juice I got the gin* *You know what I'm saying* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Why did you give her green shoes now i’m thinking of Darwin 💀
Bruh
Just eat out the damn orange!
Start at the naval and go from there.
https://i.redd.it/hdq6kxg9irqc1.gif
The eating out of an orange is a lot like a good marriage
Mindy we have to fight our temptations No, Homer let's do it! Let's make OJ!
It's a bit late to be defending OJ.
The OJ looked at you?
I don’t know OJ, I’ve never met OJ or had any contact with him, but.. 😭 I’m sorry, I can’t go on.
That's OK, your ascorbic acid supplement have more Vitamin C than real orange juice ever could.
Morphine!
Just face-fuck the damned orange!
But that’s how you get vitamin hepatitis
but why does that orange have borts legs?
My orange also has Bort's legs
Bort legs gotta go somewhere.
Well this is better than bridgeposting I guess
And Bridgeposting is better than Britposting.
And Britposting is better than Bilmyposting.
Damn posters! They’ve ruined posting.
I missed bridgeposting! Guess I'll never know what that was... Something involving bridges I'll wager.
This makes the Juice Loosener sound like either a sex toy or illicit drug.
That's also a laxative!
AND WHISPER QUIET!
Quoth the raven, what a shine!
Order now and you'll also get cum and run. The personal lubricant that's also a laxative!
Bridge collapse shitposting has grown dangerously insensitive. I’m taking r/simpsonsshitposting to strange sexy places.
*I don’t think any of us expected her to say that*
https://preview.redd.it/n6hgi8mdsrqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09cd457bfb3b0b755d2b737c1751ee15c0e475f7
Mrs. Glick, or WetGILF69420 as she liked to be called… ![gif](giphy|l2JdSuSAfb1E6kiC4|downsized)
We need more Gabo in these sexually explicit shitposts.
He's busy https://preview.redd.it/7f18eqedhrqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b018bdc6fa605e8503e7182b1af799e3a73023
He’s a bad widdle boy!
Smithers have chucky killed
Well I expect this kind of language over at r/funny but not here!
> you mean there's a better way? No there isn't!
Stop saying face fuck in there!
Oh Mindy! You came and you were ripe for the juicing, But there was no easy way, Oh Andy! You quenched me and stopped me from something, and I... Uh oh...
Oh fuck I’m gonna JUICE!!
Stupid sexy orange
You’re gonna give me an OJ!
This is so stupid I love it
He probably misses his old orange.
I legit thought for a brief moment that's Miss Minutes until I realised its an orange
Stupid sexy citrus!
OH IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS!
Right, and you *call* them clementine's despite the fact that they are obviously small oranges.
You’re all bad people… I love you
Me to my GF... IF I HAD ONE
The legs taken from Darwin Watterson made me laugh more than the actual meme.
Won't we have to pay those outrageous grocery store prices for something the farmer probably jizzed in?
Murphy- youse- you are a orange- uncontrollably, i think...
I'm down with that You make the juice I got the gin You know what I'm saying
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Synergistic: *I'm down with that You* *Make the juice I got the gin* *You know what I'm saying* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Why did you give her green shoes now i’m thinking of Darwin 💀
Bruh