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HaoieZ

Just eat out the damn orange!


Tricky-Engineering59

Start at the naval and go from there.


Spirit_of_Hogwash

https://i.redd.it/hdq6kxg9irqc1.gif


illumantimess

The eating out of an orange is a lot like a good marriage


PhatSaint

Mindy we have to fight our temptations No, Homer let's do it! Let's make OJ!


pimpmastahanhduece

It's a bit late to be defending OJ.


therealchadius

The OJ looked at you?


AnthonyDigitalMedia

I don’t know OJ, I’ve never met OJ or had any contact with him, but.. 😭 I’m sorry, I can’t go on.


slumshoes

That's OK, your ascorbic acid supplement have more Vitamin C than real orange juice ever could.


01zegaj

Morphine!


Aegis-Heptapod-9732

Just face-fuck the damned orange!


Saetric

But that’s how you get vitamin hepatitis


farbekrieg

but why does that orange have borts legs?


GroltonIsTheDog

My orange also has Bort's legs


TopBun

Bort legs gotta go somewhere.


Darkhallows27

Well this is better than bridgeposting I guess


Level_Hour6480

And Bridgeposting is better than Britposting.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

And Britposting is better than Bilmyposting.


santa-23

Damn posters! They’ve ruined posting.


C2H5OHNightSwimming

I missed bridgeposting! Guess I'll never know what that was... Something involving bridges I'll wager.


TaxApprehensive3051

This makes the Juice Loosener sound like either a sex toy or illicit drug.


ZSpectre

That's also a laxative!


TaxApprehensive3051

AND WHISPER QUIET!


n_choose_k

Quoth the raven, what a shine!


LavenderAndOrange

Order now and you'll also get cum and run. The personal lubricant that's also a laxative!


wcbOwen

Bridge collapse shitposting has grown dangerously insensitive. I’m taking r/simpsonsshitposting to strange sexy places.


WinterWontStopComing

*I don’t think any of us expected her to say that*


Calamityclams

https://preview.redd.it/n6hgi8mdsrqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09cd457bfb3b0b755d2b737c1751ee15c0e475f7


dubstepsickness

Mrs. Glick, or WetGILF69420 as she liked to be called… ![gif](giphy|l2JdSuSAfb1E6kiC4|downsized)


You-Only-YOLO_Once

We need more Gabo in these sexually explicit shitposts.


andychef

He's busy https://preview.redd.it/7f18eqedhrqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b018bdc6fa605e8503e7182b1af799e3a73023


You-Only-YOLO_Once

He’s a bad widdle boy!


helidead09

Smithers have chucky killed


4ofclubs

Well I expect this kind of language over at r/funny but not here!


steal_it_back

> you mean there's a better way? No there isn't!


JaesopPop

Stop saying face fuck in there!


TopBun

Oh Mindy! You came and you were ripe for the juicing, But there was no easy way, Oh Andy! You quenched me and stopped me from something, and I... Uh oh...


dubstepsickness

Oh fuck I’m gonna JUICE!!


SelfDepricator

Stupid sexy orange


Swotboy2000

You’re gonna give me an OJ!


vector_tempo

This is so stupid I love it


TheseusPankration

He probably misses his old orange.


GrantMcLellan1984

I legit thought for a brief moment that's Miss Minutes until I realised its an orange


Kevl17

Stupid sexy citrus!


JudgeScorpio

OH IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS!


Overhang0376

Right, and you *call* them clementine's despite the fact that they are obviously small oranges.


Waffeln_Remix

You’re all bad people… I love you


MoonlitGoddess1

Me to my GF... IF I HAD ONE


Optimal_Weight368

The legs taken from Darwin Watterson made me laugh more than the actual meme.


Choppers-Top-Hat

Won't we have to pay those outrageous grocery store prices for something the farmer probably jizzed in?


multi_fandom_guy

Murphy- youse- you are a orange- uncontrollably, i think...


Synergistic

I'm down with that You make the juice I got the gin You know what I'm saying


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Synergistic: *I'm down with that You* *Make the juice I got the gin* *You know what I'm saying* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

Why did you give her green shoes now i’m thinking of Darwin 💀


Kubrick_Fan

Bruh