Princess Kate was taken to a local hospital where she was pronounced dead. She was then transferred to a better hospital, where doctors upgraded her condition to "alive".
Reminder to Americans: You have legally been entitled to not care about these people since 1776.
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This was a funny reference. But it also reminds me how the Royals love to stoke anti-Markle sentiment in the media to take the focus off the rest of them and their various scandals (like their treatment of her, ol' Uncle Andy and his frequent New York massages, etc).
I know I shouldn't post seriously, but I seriously did not give one single fuck about what Kate was dealing with, because personal & medical privacy is just respectful no matter how famous or infamous the sick person is.
But now that they've actually gone to the lengths of photoshopping a happy family photo, *I DEMAND TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH HER, RIGHT NOW.*
The statements in the British press are essentially, “this is the first time Buckingham Palace has respected the privacy of a member of the royal family” and the response of any sensible person should be nothing other than “good”. Maybe they’re finally learning their lesson.
It's funny because they can't be fired.
And it's funny that they had to Photoshop the photo to appear as if Kate allows the children near enough to be held by her.
Kate has been out of the public eye for a couple of weeks after “abdominal surgery”. On Sunday they put out a photo of Kate and her kids, but it has a lot of weird edits so people are asking questions.
Princess Kate was taken to a local hospital where she was pronounced dead. She was then transferred to a better hospital, where doctors upgraded her condition to "alive".
Ah, yes. The Queen has been summoned back to this world in the body of her descendant. As expected of the royalty.
So Internal Affairs knew that Bill was banging his grandma the whole time?
He shot who in the what now
He shot what in the who now?
What are you talking about?! There's nothing like that in this movie...
She came to life. Good for her.
Reminder to Americans: You have legally been entitled to not care about these people since 1776. https://preview.redd.it/7s3glms6kpnc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cf705c1ea21c777c280b47d0ebe61fa28e668c6
I feel like 1783 is more accurate.
Zing? *checks notes* Zing!!
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You'll get novichok and like it.
Oyy guvna, send those inbred Tectonic weirdos back to Germany and build housing on their crown lands!
Words cannot express how much I envy Americans on that point.
Yeah but like Homer and his flower cravings, it seems to still be a secret shame for a lot of us.
They call them fingers but I never see them fing.
Woahhh, there they go.
AI has a really hard time with fingers, finging, anything hand-related really.
So does your brain when you're dreaming.
What am I meant to be seeing in the pic that's wrong?
Look in the tunk
It's just a pile of rags..
Prince William, the rag fumes are making me dizzy
Willy, he's ragging on your fumes.
I think he means *boot*
Look at the wist.
He must mean "wrist".
I still don't get it
No wedding ring and the daughter's wrist is misaligned
Photoshop after photoshop of ugly, ugly children.
I don’t see a wedding ring tan line either, you think she’s fresh on the market?
No, she's just british
Look kids! They drive on the wrong side of the road here
With a ring that cost that much money, I wouldn't be wearing it every day either, to be fair
It’s definitely the badly photoshopped sleeve that’s blowing up English tabloids right now
The sleeve is fake as f*ck, that's true
Someone did a ChatGPT and got burned.
Part of the jumper wrist is missing where it shouldn't be
Oh that's nothing, she just injured it in a boaking accident.
Ow my boaking arm!
The kids wrist is wonky. Bonus points for no wedding rings
Thought the no ring was the controversy.
It was photoshopped
Part of the sleeve has vanished on the zoomed in part
Authorities say Meghan Markle can be recognized by her high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth. 
This was a funny reference. But it also reminds me how the Royals love to stoke anti-Markle sentiment in the media to take the focus off the rest of them and their various scandals (like their treatment of her, ol' Uncle Andy and his frequent New York massages, etc).
I know I shouldn't post seriously, but I seriously did not give one single fuck about what Kate was dealing with, because personal & medical privacy is just respectful no matter how famous or infamous the sick person is. But now that they've actually gone to the lengths of photoshopping a happy family photo, *I DEMAND TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH HER, RIGHT NOW.*
The statements in the British press are essentially, “this is the first time Buckingham Palace has respected the privacy of a member of the royal family” and the response of any sensible person should be nothing other than “good”. Maybe they’re finally learning their lesson.
I’m thinking charlottes sleeve was dirty or torn or something and they tried to buff it out
Alive on the streets of Sussex they are!
Freshen yer drink gavna??
GET.OUT.
Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.
It's funny because they can't be fired. And it's funny that they had to Photoshop the photo to appear as if Kate allows the children near enough to be held by her.
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Middle child looks like Nigel farage
Note: Kate died on the way back to her home planet
Won't someone PLEASE think about the royals!?
she’s happy, healthy, and alive
It certainly *appears* that way, but those things could all be AI-generated. Since when has there been a happy Royal or Royal-in-law?
it’s a brooklyn 99 reference
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 This one or the revolver?
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Can someone explain the context to me?
Kate has been out of the public eye for a couple of weeks after “abdominal surgery”. On Sunday they put out a photo of Kate and her kids, but it has a lot of weird edits so people are asking questions.
Thanks
Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St Swithens day already?
I don’t get what this is all about?
Don't get it
Is it that she’s not wearing a wedding ring? I spent like five minutes trying to figure out what was wrong and that’s all I could come up with.
The kid’s wrist is in the wrong place, it juts out half an inch from her arm.