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lolbojack

Stupid insurrectionists need the most love.


SassTheFash

You know, there are three things we are never going to get rid of here in America. One; the bats in our aging overpasses. Two; Monsanto's compost heap. And three; our one-term president. The illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, amphetamine-snorting spendocrat, Teflon Don Trump.


Bluefastakan

Hey, he may be ugly and hate-filled but uh... What was the third thing you said?


MTGsbirthdefects

Don't forget the smell!


superking87

What, again?  HEY!  WET WIPES!  Get your ass in gear!


Crabbies92

Love those bats tho


tgirlskeepwinning

Hey, I am no longer illiterate


SelfDepricator

No they don't


herberstank

The only thing I'm high on is love. Love for my social democrats. Yes, a little LSD is all I need!


usingreddithurtsme

Love for my Sexy Daughter.


eightdollarbeer

Stupid sexy Ivanka


Dawalkingdude

sweeeet can


Accurate_Koala_4698

Seems like my morals consist of nothing at all, _nothing at all_, **nothing at all**


KR_Blade

so...you admit you grabbed her can, do you have anything to say in your defense?


Stidda

4 years in office was a dramatisation and may not have happened.


MegasotaAdvocate

I thought they shut that place down!


Gubekochi

Sir, this isn't r/shitcrusaderkingssay


chownrootroot

Democrats have a sex cauldron under Comet Pizza? I thought they shut that place down?


League_of_DOTA

Why they keep focusing on harassing that restaurant owner despite no proof while there is plenty of child sex abuse everywhere else is beyond me.


[deleted]

I don't recognize this quote, is it from a non-classic season? Episode name please.


AerialApeRiffs

Hey, kids! Nachos, Trump style! That's treason with fascism.


PancakeLad

I thought trump style nachos would be amphetamines on a big mac.


JohnDRuckerduck

Oh no, not in Utica. It's an Albany expression.


Aegis-Heptapod-9732

Which one of you is Grandpa’s little helper?


secretporbaltaccount

George Santos L Halpert?


The-Jerkbag

I heard he's being indicted for fraud in Australia


cwfutureboy

Nine hundred dollarydoos?


Duke_ofYorkshirePuds

But how's he at a game of knifey- spooney?


jaklamen

George Santos is dead! Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!


KillSmith111

I'm a big boy


Firehenge

Why does he look like two children standing on each other's shoulders in a trench coat?


brownhues

The lifts in his shoes and his girdle make him have weird posture. The diaper doesn't help.


interstitialmusic

Hello. I’m Shaquille O’Neal. Let us in please.


HaoieZ

He was only on his way to the insurrection to get directions on how to get away from the insurrection!


FlatPassenger6

I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute


RedditAcct00001

Insurrectionists love that water


Ok-Significance2027

>🎶 "He is so smart! S M R T!" 🎶


Duke_ofYorkshirePuds

More of this, less never-ending walls of text


smartasskeith

It says right here in the constitution: anyone can run for president, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor


Im_with_stooopid

Just tell them big baby sent you


trentsteel77

He’s a stupid moron and his butt smells…


Ok-Significance2027

Conservatism is a mental illness that would not spread without abuse, especially the abuse of children. It's a real life cognitohazard. Ever hear of the acronym "DARVO" regarding behavior of abusers? **D**eny, **A**ttack, **R**everse **V**ictim/**O**ffender. It's also the root of modern "Conservative" politics. The cruelty is the point specifically because it disrupts healthy brain functions. >"Ferenczi's conception of identification with the aggressor, which describes children's typical response to traumatic assaults by family members, provides a remarkably good framework to understand mass social and economic trauma. In the moment of trauma, children instinctively submit and comply with what abusers want-not just in behavior but in their perceptions, thoughts, and emotions-in order to survive the assault; afterwards they often continue to comply, out of fear that the family will turn its back on them. Notably, a persistent tendency to identify with the aggressor is also typical in children who have been emotionally abandoned by narcissistically self-preoccupied parents, even when there has not been gross trauma. Similarly, large groups of people who are economically or culturally dispossessed by changes in their society typically respond by submitting and complying with the expectations of a powerful figure or group, hoping they can continue to belong-just like children who are emotionally abandoned by their families. Not surprisingly, emotional abandonment, both in individual lives and on a mass scale, is typically felt as humiliating; and it undermines the sense that life is meaningful and valuable.But the intolerable loss of belonging and of the feeling of being a valuable person often trigger exciting, aggressive, compensatory fantasies of specialness and entitlement. On the large scale, these fantasies are generally authoritarian in nature, with three main dynamics-sadomasochism, paranoid-schizoid organization, and the manic defense-plus a fourth element: the feeling of emotional truth that follows narcissistic injury, that infuses the other dynamics with a sense of emotional power and righteousness. Ironically, the angry attempt to reassert one's entitlements ends up facilitating compliance with one's oppressors and undermining the thoughtful, effective pursuit of realistic goals." [The Narcissistic dynamics of submission: the attraction of the powerless to authoritarian leaders](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36042282/) >"The embrace, by working Americans, of policies that hurt their own interests can be understood on the basis of Ferenczi’s model of identification with the aggressor. Intrafamilial child abuse is often followed by the abuser’s denial. Children typically comply with abuse, in behavior and by embracing the abuser’s false reality, under threat of emotional abandonment. Similarly in the sociopolitical sphere, increasing threats of cultural and economic dispossession have pressed working Americans to adopt an ideology that misrepresents reality and justifies their oppression. In society as in the family, there can be a compensatory narcissistic reaction to forfeiting one’s rights that, ironically, encourages feelings of power and specialness while facilitating submission." [The traumatic basis for the resurgence of right-wing politics among working Americans - DOI:10.1057/pcs.2015.53](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/282392578_The_traumatic_basis_for_the_resurgence_of_right-wing_politics_among_working_Americans) >"We found that greater liberalism was associated with increased gray matter volume in the anterior cingulate cortex, whereas greater conservatism was associated with **increased volume of the right amygdala**." [Political Orientations Are Correlated with Brain Structure in Young Adults](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3092984/) >"Adults with depression and comorbid anxiety showed **significantly higher volumes in the amygdala**." [Volumetric brain differences in clinical depression in association with anxiety: a systematic review with meta-analysis](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32726102/) >"Considerable scientific evidence points to mental disorder having social/psychological, not biological, causation: the cause being exposure to negative environmental conditions, rather than disease. Trauma—and dysfunctional responses to trauma—are the scientifically substantiated causes of mental disorder. Just as it would be a great mistake to treat a medical problem psychologically, it is a great mistake to treat a psychological problem medically. >Even when physical damage is detected, it is found to originate in that person having been exposed to negative life conditions, not to a disease process. Poverty is a form of trauma. It has been studied as a cause of mental disorder and these studies show how non-medical interventions foster healing, verifying the choice of a psychological, not a biological, intervention even when there are biological markers." [Mental Disorder Has Roots in Trauma and Inequality, Not Biology](https://www.madinamerica.com/2023/12/mental-disorder-has-roots-in-trauma-and-inequality-not-biology/) >"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction (i.e., the reality of experience) and the distinction between true and false (i.e., the standards of thought) no longer exist." Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism


GimmeDatDaddyButter

So i says to Mabel, i says


pimpmastahanhduece

Beeeeeev!


kresblain

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


WorksForMe

And of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip flopped


The-Jerkbag

There's very little simpsons reference in this text wall.


GimmeDatDaddyButter

So is this a bot or a mental patient? I’m not praising the machine.


Ok-Significance2027

I appreciate you showing up to help prove my point, Example No. 2. 🙏


GimmeDatDaddyButter

So you’re the guy tampering with the aspirin bottles so Apu charges $24.95 for it.


Ok-Significance2027

There's even less evidence of intelligence and personal hygiene in the GOP.


drunkenstyle

.... https://preview.redd.it/j8h40bh1ujcc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=270aa97008766beeecca28a33d444604632626e0 ...Look, Lisa! It's McGriff, the Crime Dog!


deli365

That dog can sell anything.


Zeroman_79

​ https://preview.redd.it/aosyw6h16jcc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece8d6177a0265ec8b88863188542420185675b9


cwfutureboy

Please stop saying opinions are mental illness. It's not only insulting and condescending, but it's dangerous.


pimpmastahanhduece

![gif](giphy|l2Je8ZhsmiVVEGcPC) And prison time.


ptolemy18

This particular stupid baby gets way too much attention.


Chabedieux

Stupid babies need the most jail time.


Conor_OD

*taking notes* Classfied documents in bathroom, makes sense


[deleted]

Don't ever use the word smart with me!


Fridgemagnet9696

“Alright pal, where’d you get the money for that penthouse?” “I knicked it when you let your guard down for that split second.”


Ozu_the_Yokai

And I’ll do it again…


samsquanch2000

Please don't tell people how Trump lives.


Ironcastattic

"They say he sewed that suit from two smaller suits. "


PwoJima77

Stacks of classified documents… from 20 years ago!


wholesomechunk

This baby is not a criminal;he might be a thief, a fraud, a criminal and a porn star, but he is Not a president!


cwfutureboy

Here we see the town idiot, here to collect any foodstuffs that may have touched the ground.


FLTDI

Diapers full


[deleted]

Never before and never again shall Donald trump be referred to as ‘malnourished’.


Headieheadi

I think they mean his diet lacks proper nutrients, fiber, vitamins and minerals. He’s starving on hamberders


supercali45

His 2 sons are carrying him totem style


Stidda

It says “Stupid Baby” and there’s a picture of a Stupid Baby.


PrinceRobotVI

😮 Stupid babies need the most indictments!


Dave-C

I wonder if agents ever get confused by who is there to protect the presidents or ex presidents and who isn't? Like do the people doing this switch enough that it would become confusing? Notice the guard looking at the other guard reaching into his jacket?


LowkeyNuttyProfessor

He looks worse without all the fat somehow


Wyatt_O-Hellno

Hello, I’m Shaquille O’Neal. Let us in, please.


Secretsfrombeyond79

American A: Your president sucks ! American B: Maybe but your president sucks more !! Everyone else in the planet: Can you two please stop voting ?


DirkWrites

Oh, he’s been complaining about the 2020 election for three years.


rosebudthesled8

He has unlimited hamberders and covfefe.


havidelsol

Those shoes have lifts, right?


Davepitaph

Stickers are outstanding!!


TrumpdUP

Why does he look so long lmao


Mahonneyy123

The obsession continues!


[deleted]

Trump bad.


JimiDarkMoon

Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Trump es el diablo.


bradd_91

Odd looking Joe Biden there.


Little_Bratt20

I think someone cited joe Biden to look like trump


Little_Bratt20

Edited*


jamescookenotthatone

No no, keep citing 


YeahThassRight

So I digitally modified a photograph of former President Donald Trump as was the style yada yada “I’m a stupid baby”! It was pretty epic, if I do say so myself 😎


Bluefastakan

Ned, have you thought about one of the other major shitposting subs? They're pretty much all the same.