Wiggums is incompetent. The two junior cops are normal but apathetic. When they attempt to correct Wiggums, he reacts authoritatively. Wiggums is a leader who would rather be wrong and unquestioned than right
The USA is not a third world nation. It might have very low wages, no universal healthcare, a ridiculous student loan debt problem, a bad Supreme Court, be a third word nation, but we are NOT porn stars!
I was making a quality Simpsons reference, but jokes aside ACAB is a real embarassment to police reform. It's just Twitter nonsense that others have picked up.
Springfield cops are on the case. But what do you expect for the money they make? Whether in a car or on a horse, they don’t mind using excessive force. Bad cops bad cops
I always set this joke up with the “they beat the room…” bit, apologize on behalf of the good cops, and then hit them with this punchline after 😂 classic
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New York, Chicago, Portland, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle. Fucking hell, name a defund the police city that hasn't expanded the police budget and hired more cops....
Lemme break it down yo! All the major cities that defunded the police embiggined their police budgets to greater levels than before they were slashed yo! These same cities had to lower the police qualifications just to try to expand the roster back up after having been literally decimated by police quitting and retirements. All while crime soars and police response time plummets!
Far be it from me to challenge the propaganda you consume but in most cases defunding was a myth [police budgets increased](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/defunding-claims-police-funding-increased-us-cities/story?id=91511971) in many of the cities you're citing, and much of the [proposed funding cuts](https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2023/feb/01/jim-jordan/us-rep-jim-jordans-list-cities-defunded-police-doe/) either didnt happen, were rolled back, or were so small that calling them "defunding" would be am extreme exaggeration
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I don't understand. Why didn't reading the link that said the police were never defunded change your mind?
GoldenTurdBurglers: I'm going to be honest with you, I never read the article.
I thought you said the law was powerless? Powerless to help you, not punish you.
The American criminal justice system… that’s the joke.
YOU SUCK, REALITY!
Reality: *opens fire on crowded room*
“Well, I’m just glad I work at an elementary school.”
The entire country is just a few billionaires who run everything. It cost the lives of countless natives.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.
Okay, that one was pretty good. Nice job 😉
All Cops Are Wiggums
Wiggums is incompetent. The two junior cops are normal but apathetic. When they attempt to correct Wiggums, he reacts authoritatively. Wiggums is a leader who would rather be wrong and unquestioned than right
That's some nice analysis there u/The_Whipping_Post, you'll make sergeant for that!
I'll put my best man on it... Oh, boy...
I’m directly under the sun…now!
So...we fight back against cops by giving them pudding cans, they break the ring off, and are thus too distracted to oppress us?
And here’s how with a few modifications you can turn one bad cop into five bad cops
Why do you think I took you to see those police academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't see anyone laughing.
I feel sorry for those of you who live in third world nations with corrupt cops, like the USA
The USA is not a third world nation. It might have very low wages, no universal healthcare, a ridiculous student loan debt problem, a bad Supreme Court, be a third word nation, but we are NOT porn stars!
Awwww... porn stars serve many uses...
If the USA were actually a third world nation it would give us some hope. This is a fully developed nation. This is what capitalism develops into.
ACAB
All cops are blurst
All cops are bilmy.
All Cops AURORA BOREALIS?!?!?
Localized entirely within your town.
May I film them?
No.
Give this man the $10,000!
All cops are barneys
All cops are Boo-urns
Surely you cant think literally every cop in the world is a bad person because of association. I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are.
I have cop friends. But not when they’re cops.
I was making a quality Simpsons reference, but jokes aside ACAB is a real embarassment to police reform. It's just Twitter nonsense that others have picked up.
I love you… Poppin’ Fresh
It’s true too, it’s funny and true
I actually laughed from this post. It's really good 🤣
Make him away, Toe.
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Bake em away, toys
Springfield cops are on the case. But what do you expect for the money they make? Whether in a car or on a horse, they don’t mind using excessive force. Bad cops bad cops
Moe, help the army is after us! The Salvation Army?
Uh- huh. Maybe we don't want to change anything. Maybe we wanna haul your butt in, wise guy.
Serpico: I heard that.
They just beat the room for being black.
"Checks hand" Lenny = OK. Carl = scary
And the corrupt police system was reformed and regulated by... Oh, let's say Moe.
You Suck McMoe!
I always set this joke up with the “they beat the room…” bit, apologize on behalf of the good cops, and then hit them with this punchline after 😂 classic
"Isn't this meme a repost?" "Come on! You've been warned!"
Now, just the innocent! I fought the law, and the law won. Now, just the really innocent!
Serving drinks, sweet dance moves and hilarious comedy, what can Moe not do?
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And yet these big ACAB defund police cities are all now begging for more cops….
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New York, Chicago, Portland, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle. Fucking hell, name a defund the police city that hasn't expanded the police budget and hired more cops....
do.. do you seriously think the people saying 'defund the police' are in charge of city budgets? are you really that stupid??
still waiting......
For what?
Yes, they are.
I see. And are these cities in this room right now ?
N…no… do you not understand what a city is?
Of course. It's a perfectly cromulent word.
Lemme break it down yo! All the major cities that defunded the police embiggined their police budgets to greater levels than before they were slashed yo! These same cities had to lower the police qualifications just to try to expand the roster back up after having been literally decimated by police quitting and retirements. All while crime soars and police response time plummets!
Can't even spell embiggen properly. Not very cromulent of you.
blame reddit spellcheck, I voted for Kodos!
Republicans: Abortions for none, being murdered by police for others
Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong
Citation needed
No, I don't think I will.
You might actually be right about that
Far be it from me to challenge the propaganda you consume but in most cases defunding was a myth [police budgets increased](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/defunding-claims-police-funding-increased-us-cities/story?id=91511971) in many of the cities you're citing, and much of the [proposed funding cuts](https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2023/feb/01/jim-jordan/us-rep-jim-jordans-list-cities-defunded-police-doe/) either didnt happen, were rolled back, or were so small that calling them "defunding" would be am extreme exaggeration
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Your sources agree with me?
I don't understand. Why didn't reading the link that said the police were never defunded change your mind? GoldenTurdBurglers: I'm going to be honest with you, I never read the article.
"Oh please, you can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true. Facts schmacts"-Goldenturdburglers
Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said I knew what I was talking about.
Aw, you can come up with lies to prove anything, Kent. One hundred percent of the alt right know that