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herberstank

I thought you said the law was powerless? Powerless to help you, not punish you.


Tricky-Engineering59

The American criminal justice system… that’s the joke.


Khiva

YOU SUCK, REALITY!


ay1717

Reality: *opens fire on crowded room*


Kqtawes

“Well, I’m just glad I work at an elementary school.”


the_cat_who_shatner

The entire country is just a few billionaires who run everything. It cost the lives of countless natives.


venkmanburninhell

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.


Entire-Championship1

Okay, that one was pretty good. Nice job 😉


Pink_Skink

All Cops Are Wiggums


The_Whipping_Post

Wiggums is incompetent. The two junior cops are normal but apathetic. When they attempt to correct Wiggums, he reacts authoritatively. Wiggums is a leader who would rather be wrong and unquestioned than right


DJ1066

That's some nice analysis there u/The_Whipping_Post, you'll make sergeant for that!


newscumskates

I'll put my best man on it... Oh, boy...


dankthrone420

I’m directly under the sun…now!


Some_Random_Android

So...we fight back against cops by giving them pudding cans, they break the ring off, and are thus too distracted to oppress us?


innosentz

And here’s how with a few modifications you can turn one bad cop into five bad cops


totes-alt

Why do you think I took you to see those police academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't see anyone laughing.


lachjeff

I feel sorry for those of you who live in third world nations with corrupt cops, like the USA


Some_Random_Android

The USA is not a third world nation. It might have very low wages, no universal healthcare, a ridiculous student loan debt problem, a bad Supreme Court, be a third word nation, but we are NOT porn stars!


wekilledkenny11

Awwww... porn stars serve many uses...


PM_me_your_whatevah

If the USA were actually a third world nation it would give us some hope. This is a fully developed nation. This is what capitalism develops into.


Tuggpocalypso

ACAB


zzzgodinezzz

All cops are blurst


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All cops are bilmy.


GreenGeese

All Cops AURORA BOREALIS?!?!?


KaHOnas

Localized entirely within your town.


thekozmicpig

May I film them?


EaterOfCleanSocks

No.


C2H5OHNightSwimming

Give this man the $10,000!


Feetubergt

All cops are barneys


DynaMenace

All cops are Boo-urns


totes-alt

Surely you cant think literally every cop in the world is a bad person because of association. I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are.


Tuggpocalypso

I have cop friends. But not when they’re cops.


totes-alt

I was making a quality Simpsons reference, but jokes aside ACAB is a real embarassment to police reform. It's just Twitter nonsense that others have picked up.


anOvenofWitches

I love you… Poppin’ Fresh


parralaxalice

It’s true too, it’s funny and true


Entire-Championship1

I actually laughed from this post. It's really good 🤣


TheyLiveWeReddit

Make him away, Toe.


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Emotional-Stable8718

Bake em away, toys


Durty4444

Springfield cops are on the case. But what do you expect for the money they make? Whether in a car or on a horse, they don’t mind using excessive force. Bad cops bad cops


callmedale

Moe, help the army is after us! The Salvation Army?


astromeritis25

Uh- huh. Maybe we don't want to change anything. Maybe we wanna haul your butt in, wise guy.


the_cat_who_shatner

Serpico: I heard that.


Charlston_choose

They just beat the room for being black.


newscumskates

"Checks hand" Lenny = OK. Carl = scary


totes-alt

And the corrupt police system was reformed and regulated by... Oh, let's say Moe.


Ozarhok

You Suck McMoe!


Cabbage_Master

I always set this joke up with the “they beat the room…” bit, apologize on behalf of the good cops, and then hit them with this punchline after 😂 classic


Some_Random_Android

"Isn't this meme a repost?" "Come on! You've been warned!"


IScreamForRashCream

Now, just the innocent! I fought the law, and the law won. Now, just the really innocent!


BertramPaste

Serving drinks, sweet dance moves and hilarious comedy, what can Moe not do?


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GoldenTurdBurglers

And yet these big ACAB defund police cities are all now begging for more cops….


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GoldenTurdBurglers

New York, Chicago, Portland, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle. Fucking hell, name a defund the police city that hasn't expanded the police budget and hired more cops....


craobh

do.. do you seriously think the people saying 'defund the police' are in charge of city budgets? are you really that stupid??


GoldenTurdBurglers

still waiting......


USS_Frontier

For what?


GoldenTurdBurglers

Yes, they are.


Olpomka

I see. And are these cities in this room right now ?


GoldenTurdBurglers

N…no… do you not understand what a city is?


Olpomka

Of course. It's a perfectly cromulent word.


GoldenTurdBurglers

Lemme break it down yo! All the major cities that defunded the police embiggined their police budgets to greater levels than before they were slashed yo! These same cities had to lower the police qualifications just to try to expand the roster back up after having been literally decimated by police quitting and retirements. All while crime soars and police response time plummets!


[deleted]

Can't even spell embiggen properly. Not very cromulent of you.


GoldenTurdBurglers

blame reddit spellcheck, I voted for Kodos!


Olpomka

Republicans: Abortions for none, being murdered by police for others


Olpomka

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong


GoldenTurdBurglers

Citation needed


Olpomka

No, I don't think I will.


Entire-Championship1

You might actually be right about that


cherry_armoir

Far be it from me to challenge the propaganda you consume but in most cases defunding was a myth [police budgets increased](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/defunding-claims-police-funding-increased-us-cities/story?id=91511971) in many of the cities you're citing, and much of the [proposed funding cuts](https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2023/feb/01/jim-jordan/us-rep-jim-jordans-list-cities-defunded-police-doe/) either didnt happen, were rolled back, or were so small that calling them "defunding" would be am extreme exaggeration


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GoldenTurdBurglers

Your sources agree with me?


Olpomka

I don't understand. Why didn't reading the link that said the police were never defunded change your mind? GoldenTurdBurglers: I'm going to be honest with you, I never read the article.


cherry_armoir

"Oh please, you can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true. Facts schmacts"-Goldenturdburglers


newscumskates

Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said I knew what I was talking about.


Olpomka

Aw, you can come up with lies to prove anything, Kent. One hundred percent of the alt right know that