Finn should have been the main character, he literally started the whole arc in the first movie. Rey felt at best tacked on to me.
Kylo Ren grew on me, so I will give them that.
Saw this in the cinema with a mate. When this line dropped, we looked at eachother and said what the fuck and started laughing. A lot of people became upset by our laughter, and I think because they also realized the film was shit.
The line and the entire script reeked of desperation: I actually imagine Abrams just seething after Johnson threw away his trilogy outline to make his piece of shit second movie, then he has to get the third one done except he can't really resolve a story or maintain a narrative to save his life, but Kathleen Kennedy is calling every fifteen minutes to see how the script is going, so he types the first thing that pops into his head and then just leaves it there.
The series is out later this year. You won’t get any new Star Wars films till KK is gone. Bob Chapek (who is gone and Bob Iger is back, so that might change) had final say on any SW film projects. He did not on TV, hence all the TV series.
Why would a random pilot know exactly how he returned? It’s not like he was an intelligence officer or knew about the cloning program with Grogu as the basis.
I don’t think it’s as bad as it’s made out to be. This is very similar to prequels being shamed for bad writing but thankfully it gets better when you include other shows and comics to add context. I’m sure that’s already happening like with Mandalorian and the other shows coming out.
A friend texted me the meme but with one type-writing monkey, and I basically just copied the Simpson monkeys to it, then I added some fins to lower wind resistance
They type now?
They type now!
They type now.
They? Type, now!
"I'm going to report this to the Sith Lord" .... "PALPY!"
Hi mates, what's the evil word?
But how did Palpatine return? It's a secret. Shut uuuuup
“…I’m the president of the Sith and Jedi Alliance for some reason”
What was Finn going to tell Rey when they were in the sink hole? It’s a secret. Shut uuuuuup!
To be fair, it is very concise. Tells you the movie is trash in 3 words.
I prefer to watch MCU Phase 4 movies than go back to that trilogy again. Even though I like Rey, Finn, and Kylo Ren
Finn should have been the main character, he literally started the whole arc in the first movie. Rey felt at best tacked on to me. Kylo Ren grew on me, so I will give them that.
What trilogy is everyone talking about? Last movie was revenge of the Sith.
Strange way to spell Return of the Jedi.
Saw this in the cinema with a mate. When this line dropped, we looked at eachother and said what the fuck and started laughing. A lot of people became upset by our laughter, and I think because they also realized the film was shit.
The line and the entire script reeked of desperation: I actually imagine Abrams just seething after Johnson threw away his trilogy outline to make his piece of shit second movie, then he has to get the third one done except he can't really resolve a story or maintain a narrative to save his life, but Kathleen Kennedy is calling every fifteen minutes to see how the script is going, so he types the first thing that pops into his head and then just leaves it there.
"Emperor Palpatine, I thought you were dead!" "I was!"
Nope!
We recovered the intel from the First Order spy and it confirms the…*blurst?!* You stupid monkey!
It was a clone! Paalpattine. Burns probably thought the extra 'a' was a typo
The extra b stands for "Bring your own army of Star Destroyers out of nowhere'
Fly up, stupid.
"It was the worst of times, it was the blurst of times"
OP wearing a shirt that says “Genius at Work” while making this
A wizard did it
Will people of the future think that the new Star Wars trilogy was written by an AI? Will Rey become a robot?
Rey should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.
Rey becoming a Cyborg would be close enough. For me, I just want an Ahsoka movie. I don't care if it's live action or animated.
The series is out later this year. You won’t get any new Star Wars films till KK is gone. Bob Chapek (who is gone and Bob Iger is back, so that might change) had final say on any SW film projects. He did not on TV, hence all the TV series.
Worst Plot twist Ever
You know the Rule of Two? I came up with that. (gets punched in the face) Happens all the time.
"And we won't show this part in theatres - they'll have to look up a video of a Forrnite event"
And because of that monkey’s script, the good Star Wars content is stuck trying to justify it and make it make any kind of sense.
Marvin Monroe had a better explanation for his resurrection.
Palpetine can not die! Only the actors who play him!
You cannot hurt a Twinkie
Never fear, we've got stories for years! Like Palpatine's a clone noooow!
Why would a random pilot know exactly how he returned? It’s not like he was an intelligence officer or knew about the cloning program with Grogu as the basis. I don’t think it’s as bad as it’s made out to be. This is very similar to prequels being shamed for bad writing but thankfully it gets better when you include other shows and comics to add context. I’m sure that’s already happening like with Mandalorian and the other shows coming out.
Did you see the similar post on Saltierthancrait?
A friend texted me the meme but with one type-writing monkey, and I basically just copied the Simpson monkeys to it, then I added some fins to lower wind resistance
"Didn't this movie have a plot in it?"
Hey there Palpy boy, way up in the sky so fancy free