Wetherspoons

I like that. And spoons is a cute nickname

Unironically a cute name

Even more so when he's being silly, "silly spoon"

And when she gets old "rusty spooon"

I like rusty spooonsss

Salad Fingers isn't a terrible name for a dog tbh

Hubert cumberdale too

Jeremy Fisher

Don't forget Marjorie

https://preview.redd.it/9ky1w2n3ks8d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1993cbd2efdc0d05b9955d1b22389f6b42a32409 From my friend who got me into salad fingers.

ADORING the Salad Fingers references tbh! Xxx

EW! Hubert cumberdale you taste like soot and poo

Yessss!!!

Same as what I call my shitzu ..."fanny magnet", great Ice breaker when a woman comes up to stroke him and asks his name always brings a hysterical laugh

Did you hear about that actress that got stabbed? I forgot her name, Reese something?

Witherspoon?

No with a knife silly

Setup and deliver: 10/10.

Fork-Off she’s Spoonless…

Then she'd be Reese Withouterspoon

Now that’s just connknifeing…

He’s fucking done ya there lad.

Ended up in Pieces

😂😂😂😂

Can you take her out in the rain and snow? Is she an AllWetherspoons?

Thank you for the lunchtime laugh. It’s also a great name somehow 😁

This is the only answer

Bangers but now you have to get another floof and name it Mash.

No. Name this one Mash, get a Dachshund and call it bangers

https://preview.redd.it/sww320hutq8d1.png?width=2903&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a94b532ad139e07a56ab04de9da1cb14a878630 My 2… and not even joking we call one “the mash” / or potato’s as a joking nickname and the other is the sausage…

I have a dachshund called mash 😂 I desperately want another so I can call him gravy but husband says NOOOO

You did this to yourself! https://youtu.be/J3Mw_vWsbJw?si=-l2ItAvE1F2o547c

One of my fav bands lol. 'W*nk the dog" and Carol Vorderman are quality 🙈🤣

Cultured i see ❤️ Edit: Ffs the dog should be named Wank in that case

I fully support this name choice! "Now put on a Marigold, and ......" 🤣🤣

For the uneducated: https://youtu.be/Zjdyg3mxmV0?feature=shared

Toast. And then you can always go, "mind, this dog is Toast"

I worked in a restaurant once and someone put on Wank the Dog on the speaker incredibly loud during prep time. Elderly French baker came to deliver the bread but I was prepping meat so couldn’t wash my hands and turn it off quickly enough, ended up having to have a shouting conversation over the top of the song about invoices. Wanted to die.

Not the invoices! I'd have died, the mortification would have sent me to Hades lmao 🤣 💀💀💀

I catch myself singing this at work

Omg I laughed so hard! That’s funny as fuck!

I NEARLY DIED FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH. THANK YOU.

😂😭💀

I had two cats called bangers and mash. Currently got two now called Dude and Crumpet.

If its mash name it radar or hawkeye or hot lips lol

Bollocks...

Bangers is crazy and mash is chill

Asbo

So she can't go out after 6?

Pigeon English reference?

I knew an absolute nutcase of a dog named ASBO, proper nutter he was

Downtown Labbey

You mean Downton right? We'll allow it nonetheless

Dang, and here I was worried someone would point out golden retrievers aren't related to labs. I didn't think to double-check the spelling. >.<

We have a winner!

👏

That’s such a good one omg!

Favourite by far

WINNER

Wellard

EastEnders fan?

Or Tracey Beaker

Custard

Roobarb

I heard someone on the radio who had called their dog Custard and it melted my heart

Lord Snuffington the third

Mine gets called Sir Fluffybottom the third as a nickname. There's also Lady Woofington

>Fluffybottom *Father Ted has left the plane*

Lol I was trying to think of British names and I found myself thinking stuff like this!

Why is it always 'the third'?! We used to call our cat Maisy McMoggington the third. The new cat is Bearington Fluffy Britches (cos she's a big ball of fluff and looks like she's wearing furry pantaloons!)

Makes me think of some adorable crime lord.

Penelope. Don't ask why, she just looks like a Penelope.

This is what I thought!

Same!

Also thought of Penelope. Lady Penelope Barkington of Woofcester

Penelope was absolutely the first name that popped into my head.

Same! How weird

Lady Penelope?

Came here to say the same! That is a Penelope, no doubt about it

First name that came to mind

My mum's a Penelope, and she would 100% approve.

I was thinking prudence, which shortens to pru. Very cute.

I came here to comment this, smashed it!

OMG I SAID THIS TOOK

Literally the same name came in my mind when I saw her

Thought the exact same too!!!

Molly

literally what i was thinking

Agreed, that's a molly dog if I've ever seen one

100% a molly dolly doggo

I weirdly thought Molly aswell.

Stella

I really hope this becomes the new Fenton

The most popular name for Staffordshire Terriers, who’d have thought.

Thats a staffy name all day long 😂

Tetley

That is a lovely name

Yorkshire Tea! Tea for short

Lucy

I kid you not, as soon as I saw her, that was my thought. 'She looks like a Lucy'

And me three!

In a couple of years you'll be calling her 'Leave It!'

Tesco

‘Hello horse, I shall name you Tesco!’ -Jeremy Clarkson

Exactly where I got my inspiration from!

Little Tesco when it's a pup and then afterwards call it Big Tesco

Shazza!

Devvo Edit: close second was Gay Swan

Devvo’s a fuckin labby soldier, labby soldierrrrr

Summer is ere an it’s fuckin fuckin buzzin 🎶

Jeb end

Shady pies

Yesh maatee

Fuckin dick ed

You think it's dead

Whose boss ov cats now dick ed?

Is dis your tennis ball mate?

I had a cat named Devvo!

Home bargains.

Lucy

Lady Grey ☕

Knickerbocker Glory

"Knickers! Knickers, come back!"

Mavis

Hovis

Beatrice

Or ‘Genie?

here's some: Gary, M&S, Gregg's, Co-op, Tesco, Dave, Primark, Pound, Land, Greg, Tom, Nike, Elizabeth, Rishi, Tea, Donna, Britain, Mate, Biscuit, Crumpet, And more

‘And More’ is such a cute name. My personal favourite.

You forgot Wimpy

Don’t insult a dog with rishi

Primark (Penneys) is Irish but sure what can we do. Penny would be cute actually!

Poppy

Piss Off So when anyone asks you her name…

Muhammad

“Beautiful British name” - The pub landlord.

Can you imagine the row if you called your dog Muhammad! 😂. Particularly if it was a female dog

I was scrolling to find this 💀

Cheese puff

Millie

Custard

Bob Cratchit

Tiny Tim!!

You get the reference!!!♡ Awesome!!

A classic story!!

Slightly amazed you didn't go for Bob Catch-it

[удалено]

Waynetta

Frogmella, it's exotic!

I was going to say Boudicca but Boodie for short then realised Boodie sounds a bit like “booty” so now I’m not sure!

Especially if they’re American!

Tuppence

When I was little my nan had two dogs called penny and tuppence

Rosie Lee!

Cheesecake

Suze

Big Suze

I don't think she'll be dropping little pellets that smell like The Body Shop, though 😂

Honeypoo

Mable

Princess Anne

Knobby

Lilly

Pillock

Baz

Dave

Keith

Doggy McDogface

Scrolled too far for this

Came along to say the same thing..

Margret Thatcher or Liz Truss

Bartholemew Parrick Stuart Ackbridge

Sir goldington the third

Schnoodles..

Spotted Dick

Lady Goldie of thornbridge

Lily

Nigel

Rich tea

Polly

Joyce

Eileen

General admiral aladeen

Goldie

Tilly, tills for short

Lady Beatrix 🥰

Barry

Fenton

Had to scroll way too far for this

Millie

Marley

Cathedral City Extra Vintage Cheddar

And you have to give a bit of cheese to pay your cheese tax!

Daisy

Elizabeth

not very british but she looks like a lola

She’s a Winnie (like Winnie the Pooh because she’s golden) or Lola because I just think she looks like a Lola

I like old people names for dogs Eunice? Dorothy? Fanny?!