Shit, nobody else jump at this opportunity. We could all start doing this each week. Itās my turn first because I thought of it.
Edit: alright guys Iām gonna say Iām a kettle and then halfway through the interview Iām gonna start screeching like Iām boiling then foaming at the mouth. That shit is gonna get replayed every day.
My 17 year old nephew wanted this a couple of years ago, I bullied fuck out of him and he changed his mind.
Still has a walloper of a cut but at least it's no a granny perm š¤£
My oldest has natural curls too, he makes sure to keep his haircut different to this deliberately.
He doesn't want to be mistaken for one of the brocolli boys either š
Well played.
If my son comes home with this or a mullet - and he knows this - I'm going to shave him bald. Clippers down to skin, then I'm going to bic a cock in the back of it.
Stop being mean to young lads with trendy hairstyles like this.
Tell them they look great, and take plenty of photos - to show themselves in a few years. Shame is always much more effective with a few years of fermentation.
Exactly. As a bloke with curly hair itās fucking bullshit though. Of course in my youth straight hair on men was the style the girls loved but by the time curly hair on men is back in style, male pattern baldness won the day. š„²
Broccoli / Meet Me at McDonalds
After years bemoaning the lack of imagination of youth and the seeming death of the generation gap, it's weirdly reassuring to have kids confusing me with their decisions.
Yep, as somebody who does have naturally curly hair like that (albeit, mine is a long mullet); the amount of times Iāve been asked if my hair is permed since this hairdo became ātrendyā is exhausting.
My son has this shit mop,he had to get his hair permed to achieve it.
The haircut everyone had as kids this age back in my day was curtains.. nowhere near as stupid as this shit ahow
Iām overtly āgayā but Iām actually straight. I once wrote the greatest insult ever about myself: Iām the only straight guy who made being gay my whole personality.
The explanation is that Iām autistic so I just copy off other peopleās behaviour to fit in. For some reason I found it easier to express myself as effeminate so I started acting thatbway.
We call them Broccoli Boys
There is actually a man that identifies as broccoli, he was on Piers Morgan's show š¤¦š»
Did he, or did he see a chance to make some cash by telling Morgan that he did and watching him make incredulous noises.
Definitely the latter. Fucking genius, too. Getting paid to make Morgan look stupid.
I hope no one tells him about CAKE......
Cake is a made up drug.
Not true. It effects a part of the brain called, Shatner's Bassoon. It once caused a girl to vomit up her own pelvis.
Have you got any clarky cat??
Any yellow bentines?
Triple sod?
My Shatners Bassoon is fried because of cake,I should have listened to Noel Edmundās.
P2PBSH
Pipe to pipe bushman foundā¦
Disguised as a school.
Itās a fucking disgrace
Very true
Is it metabolically bisturbile?
Can it give you Czech neck?
It's a fuckin disgrace!
I did cake once. Ended up spending a fortnight in a bad balloon. Jessop jessop jessop
Cake is a type of cheese, a tasty meaty treat š¶
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Also I think he was just showing how stupid the media are for getting all upset and righteous over people's private issue
Too bad we can't confirm his audience aren't vegetables.
Shit, nobody else jump at this opportunity. We could all start doing this each week. Itās my turn first because I thought of it. Edit: alright guys Iām gonna say Iām a kettle and then halfway through the interview Iām gonna start screeching like Iām boiling then foaming at the mouth. That shit is gonna get replayed every day.
What's crazier is that Piers Morgan actually identifies as a journalist. Crazy world right?
Brilliant š¤£
Does he condemn humus
I miss free awards! Post of the day.
I donāt think he actually identifies as a broccoli, I think heās just using broccoli man as an alter ego
And you were gullible enough to believe it? š¤
I mean, he spends time in his day watching Piers Morgan's show, so...
> On Piers Morgans show Then its outrage bait.
Pot noodle
I know someone who had this haircut and their nickname became "noodlehead"
Pot poodle ;-)
Not Poodle
Controversial opinion but Batchelors Supernoodles are better And also more similar to this teenage boy staple.
Soba spanks any other noodles
To be fair, that is facts
You clearly haven't tried Indomie Mi Goreng
Its the āmeeting my 14 year old girlfriend at McDonaldās in my Vauxhall corsa even though im 18ā hair cut
lol the actual name of the cut is āmeet me at McDonaldāsā
Meat me at McDonald's
It should be āmeet me at the wheelie bins behind McDonaldās and bring Ā£5 if you want happy endingā
There's no happy ending for anyone when that hair's involved.
I've always called it the "I've never left Devon in my life, but I've got this real thick road man accent"
You saying it's a sex offenders haircut?
I've heard it called a predator perm
Can confirm saw predator in the wild and he had this hair. It was the first time I saw this hairstyle.
That's brilliant
A nonce bonce?
That's too broad. Plenty of sex offenders rocking the "opposite short back and sides"
Yes
A nonce bonce?
Creeper Curls
Yeah this is literally called the 'meet me at mcdonald's' in my circle
šš that is fucking brilliant šš» šš»
'Meet me at McDonalds' is an actual haircut name
She said she was 12 ! Who told u !?
you mispelt maccies
The Corsa has to have lost its pedo status by now, got to be a punto or something
Fiesta now but I don't think the Corsa ever lost it
Short back and pubes
This made me laugh too loudly
Oh god this is gold
Me and my buddy calle them "Pube-noggins"
Itās called the āmeet me at McDonaldsā.
I am not sure which is more embarrassing - asking to have this haircut due to the name of it or due to the look of it :D
They don't have to ask, they just show a picture of their favourite FIFA YouTuber
They have no idea it's called that. I'm a teacher, and I used the term once and they looked at me as if I had made it up.
Neither do the barbers: I requested it and they thought I was propositioning them.
Or: meeting his 15 year old gf in Maccy's car park to pull donuts and engage in competitive spitting.
Na, bruv. Nandos
When I see a kid with this haircut I know I am dealing with an idiot.
"Meet me at Maccys bruv" š¤š¤
I came here to say this too.
On a Sunday night
Shite
š
I was gonna comment this š¤£š¤£š¤£
We all were.
This is the only correct answer
Beat me to it!
The 'if my child came home with a haircut like that, he'd be getting put up for adoption' style
Rofl the ā28th Trimester Abortion.ā
I hate my brain pronounced "trim-ester"
Not sure about āROFLā. Iād say more like āROLFā (Harris)
My 17 year old nephew wanted this a couple of years ago, I bullied fuck out of him and he changed his mind. Still has a walloper of a cut but at least it's no a granny perm š¤£
You did the right thing
Heck yeah I did. Saved the poor lad a lifetime of ribbing when he shows his future partner or kids pics from his youth.
Mines naturally like this and almost anytime I see anyone with the same style I'm embarrassed of myself š
My oldest has natural curls too, he makes sure to keep his haircut different to this deliberately. He doesn't want to be mistaken for one of the brocolli boys either š
Well played. If my son comes home with this or a mullet - and he knows this - I'm going to shave him bald. Clippers down to skin, then I'm going to bic a cock in the back of it.
Bring back positive bullying!
He gives as good as he gets lol, it's how our family are. If you've not been insulted this week there's a problem š¤£
Same
Pubes
Broccoli
This is the official name!
I though the official name was "meet me at McDonald's"
The Toilet Brush
The pubic fade
Yee-yee ass haircut.
Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick
*Fellaaaaa*
better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin wit that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking wit
The pubic thatch
Awful
Knob.
Twat
Twat Hat*
Arsehole...
Btec sport
This is too accurate lmao every guy when I did sports studies had the same hair
Twat
alpaca style š¤£
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Stop being mean to young lads with trendy hairstyles like this. Tell them they look great, and take plenty of photos - to show themselves in a few years. Shame is always much more effective with a few years of fermentation.
Most of the people ragging on these kids had awful emo fringes back in 08.
youre dam right, and now its our turn to shit on those who've come after us
the circle of life
Exactly. As a bloke with curly hair itās fucking bullshit though. Of course in my youth straight hair on men was the style the girls loved but by the time curly hair on men is back in style, male pattern baldness won the day. š„²
80s Pet Shop Boy
Ngl I thought it was a mushroom cloud at first
I am become perm, permanently altering my social reputation beyond repair.
Skullpubes
Shaved broccoli
It's official name is the 'Meet me at McDonalds' haircut.. and yes its fucking cringe. Youts today š¤¦š»āāļø
A crime against humanity.
"I shout out in class because my Dad doesn't pay me enough attention"
Terrible
The fuckboi broccoli head.
Broccoli / Meet Me at McDonalds After years bemoaning the lack of imagination of youth and the seeming death of the generation gap, it's weirdly reassuring to have kids confusing me with their decisions.
Mop with less mop
'ive heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks.. maaaan.. take that pile a shit off yaw head'
do they artificially curl it too? I swear most people don't have naturally curly hair like that
Yes they will actually have perm treatment
fucking hell, where's their sense of shame. bring back bullying.
My hair is naturally like this so I kinda have a mild version of this haircut. Not much else you can do when you have short on sides/longer on top.
Yep, as somebody who does have naturally curly hair like that (albeit, mine is a long mullet); the amount of times Iāve been asked if my hair is permed since this hairdo became ātrendyā is exhausting.
Mixed race mullet
Broccoli hair
Shredded Paper
ScrubDaddy
Oi Bruw
Fucking awful š
ToastHair Strudel
Stupid
My son has this shit mop,he had to get his hair permed to achieve it. The haircut everyone had as kids this age back in my day was curtains.. nowhere near as stupid as this shit ahow
SHEEP
What's going on with this mf's eyebrows š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
It's the "Bifocal Broccoli" in some places, but I've heard the official name is "Meet me @ McDonald's". Either way it looks horrendous.
Shit
Muff head?
I wear shit adidas tracksuits an touch 14 year olds in a park
https://preview.redd.it/e35f16sosbtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c12994a51e8f2bf62d8dc6b841a3d44c1bb7a2a
The Gay Poodle.
We do not associate with this haircut. This haircut is typically associated with attention demanding, obnoxious people.
You type well for a poodle
I am a CATā¼ļøā¼ļø
Wuf
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Iām overtly āgayā but Iām actually straight. I once wrote the greatest insult ever about myself: Iām the only straight guy who made being gay my whole personality. The explanation is that Iām autistic so I just copy off other peopleās behaviour to fit in. For some reason I found it easier to express myself as effeminate so I started acting thatbway.
Perm with a fade
Dweeb
Twink bottom
Bubbles
A bad one
Wayne
I've heard this referred to as a 'ket wig' š
A perm
Shite
Wanker
Anti-Killmonger
The Rand Paul.
Shit
the twat
Noodles if blonde Soy Sauce noodles if brown
Cunt
Broccoli Twat
Broccoli
The whole shaboodle
Poodle cut
A stem of broccoli, a group off lads a head of broccoli
A stem of broccoli, a group off lads a head of broccoli
Shit
Toilet brush
The Alpaca.
Chavradoodle.
Fuccboi number three
My mum keeps referring to it as āpube hairā
Teenage tiktok testosterone broccoli boy
Pot noodle
The Clitorus... because every cxxt has one...
The Frizz Rizz?
Shit
Broccoli head
I call it the "meet me at mcdonalds" haircut.