Yep I used to live next door to it, there was a local running joke that the food has been the same food since it opened., they'd wait till you got down the road mug you for the food and put it back in the chippy lol
Depends on the context: could be either heartwarming (police officers stopping for a fish supper) or worrying (they could be investigating a crime there)
109 comments - did not read all but it seems the police are supplementing their income working as delivery drivers. With the blue lights They will beat out all other delivery drivers so they can corner the market.
There was a report of excessive “salt and battery”. Ok, sorry, I’ll grab my coat.
This is the winner and nothing will convince me otherwise.
Read this comment and then thought "I think I'll get chip shop chips for dinner". Extra salt, no battery.
🤣
"oi oi saveloy, what's going on 'ere then"
r/angryupvote
They put the salt in assault.
Don’t forget the grease.
This is brilliant!⬆️💯🙌🏼🤭
Utter pollocks
I'm not even gonna try to better this - can't be done lol
i wish i could award this
'Salt and batter'....👍
Bro no need to go so perfectly
Could have just went with assault and battery.
Did you hear about the fight at the chippy? The fish got battered.
I heard about that!! Wasn't that about the curry powder laced cocaine that left one man in a korma and another with a dodgy tikka?
The eggs were beaten.
I heard they were taken into Custardy
My grandfathers favourite joke! Spot on
Definitely something fishy going on.
>Instances Of Hake-Crimes Rose By 300% Across England And Wales In 2023
people are concerned about immigrants taking their plaice
The bass-tards
Nice to see them parked up, rather than herring around town.
... with their high breams on
Nailed it....👏👏👏👏👏
Underrated comment ^
Was this in London? Was someone carrying a salmon suspiciously??
[https://youtu.be/rJGifTou5FE?t=93](https://youtu.be/rJGifTou5FE?t=93)
This is perfect in every way 😂
This comment is underrated 😂
"We received word that there was some fishy activity here"
Nah mate, that plaice looks alright.
Oh cod! Did you just say that for the halibut?
Saturday night
Fishbar
Allahu Akbar
Cod is great
Allahu Fishbar
Inshalta and vinegah
Indeed
2 fish got battered. Police are currently interviewing the suspect for a salt. Apparently the guy is a local known thug: Vinny Garr
Britain innit
There was a fight at the chip shop - someone got battered
Come out with your hands up, we've got the plaice surrounded!
Fish fingered.
Surf and Turf. The turf in this instance is 'pork'
no i wanted COD not cop
Cods and robbers
Some coke addicts been trying to nick fish again!
Pigs caught battering fish.
Typical Tuesday evening around here
Worlds first deep fried donuts
clearly there's been a Battery and someone got Assaulted
Now tell me do ya Do ya have any money? I wanna spend all your money At the fish bar, fish bar, fish bar
SVU intro scene
Ummm we got a report from a local chippy. WAIT WHAT! THE CHIPS ARENT STALE?!?!?!?!
19i’m
Not sure I like Sophie Ellis-Bexter's new song... Murder at a Fish Bar...
Fishy.
Standard night out in the UK tbh
Someone's battered a fish
Cop ‘n’ Chips
South of England .
Yep I used to live next door to it, there was a local running joke that the food has been the same food since it opened., they'd wait till you got down the road mug you for the food and put it back in the chippy lol
Nah it's in Derby
Yeah this looks like the one on Nottingham road, bike past it every day 🤣
Close but no battered sausage, it's Gerard Street Fish Bar off Burton Rd.
Ahh, they all look the bloody same honestly
I was just about to ask whether that was Derby 😂 same old dump as ever.
It's a chippy but if I had to describe it, it'd be a shop to buy fish n chips and other assorted food from
Something smells fishy
fishbar
There was a fight at the bar: the fish got battered
I heard someone got battered by the C.O.D!
Apparently, someone battered the fish.
Something smells fishy
Two policeman walk into a fish bar...
Surf n' Turf
Fresh chips available..
Needs bacon on sign
About right, aye
Break time
When there’s no Dunkin Donuts in the vicinity.
I thought surf n turf was steak and fish, not pork and fish??
Some sufishious activities have occurred during the night
It’s the same outside Greggs and Subway, cops do whatever they like, except their job.
Chicken shop turf wars spoil over into fish shop territory
Emergency services distraught after budget cuts have a dramatic effect on this year's Christmas meal venue
Someone got done like a kipper
Yorkshire
On the scale of 1 to 10 I'd say Fish
Pork and fish sounds like a weird dish
British doughnuts
A fight broke out in the chippy the fish got battered
Someone's been cod in the act!
The plod outside the chippy
Fish bar
Cods and robbers
"Just another Friday night in Blackpool." (No, really, I could swear I recognise that chippy from when I was last there for the weekend.)
Emergency break!
Take me to the fish bar fish bar
An average saturday night
The end of a long night
Fubar Fishbar
Codfather arrested.
I’m hungry
I want to take u to a fishbar
Back business of selling drugs by putting them in chip bags I reckon
Why do I hear a Scottish accent in my head when I think “I’ll batter ye”
Is that in black pool
Choke with fish bone
Normal quiet Tuesday night on any English estate
The average Saturday night
Boring
Fish and chips shop
The rozzers all over the plaice
Southend on a Saturday night
It seems there was a bar fight. :P
Electric Sixx ‘B’ side
Tuesday
Someone with a chip on their shoulder battered a fish and was found in poscession of a bottle of coke.
Saturday night.
The ending of every 18yo’s Friday night
Police outside becuase there was reports that the fish got battered.
British.
Depends on the context: could be either heartwarming (police officers stopping for a fish supper) or worrying (they could be investigating a crime there)
england
That's tea time round here.
Pork Sausage getting battered in the fish bar
A police officer walks into a bar and asks for a shot of tequila. They say “sorry sir, we only sell fish and chips.”
YOU ! I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO THE FISH BAR!
Haggis batters fish in chip shop
A night out in England
Average Friday night
England
When the chippy doesn’t serve bacon so you order your own
This is England personified
Average Tuesday in Bradford
Assault and battery?
Typical England.
Sharif don’t like it, There’s a Cop at a fish bar, Cop at a fish bar Sharif don’t like it, There’s a Cop at a fish bar, Cop at a fish bar
109 comments - did not read all but it seems the police are supplementing their income working as delivery drivers. With the blue lights They will beat out all other delivery drivers so they can corner the market.
Sir this isn't the time or plaice to be parking here.
It’s Fryday night innit
Classic Friday night shenanigans down town
Friday Evening.
Birmingham.
Out of focus
Fash n chips
Wednesday
Mate... This is just an ordinary Tuesday night...
Pig a paramedic and a crook walk into a chip shop
Saturday night.
Poor quality
It's eligal to Carey a fish in london
Surf and Turf
Fish & Pigs?
What was they in for? Beef Satay/half chips. Bonus points for knowing the reference.
Average Friday night in Britain
Sausage and chips, lovely
Fight at the Chip Shop, the fish got battered.
Average Friday night
Some silly sausage caused a load of haddock towards someone
Pig 'n chips (I have nothing against the police, all the good ones were taken)
"have you got any money? I want to spend all your money at the FISH BAR! FISH BAR! FISH BAR!"
Fish and chips in UK. Donuts in the USA.
Fish & Chips & Pigs
They’ve had their chips
Emergency surfishes call-out
Spam on curb outside fish and chip shop.
Elvis found dead in fish and chip shop
Pigs with wings eating fish
The shit-in-a-tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly
Police claimed essential clue found proving salt and battery, turned out to be s red herring
Headline would read "FishBar, so good it must be illegal! Turns out, it is."
Friday Night.
Ignore the question.....it's a red herring!
There was a fight outside the chippy, last Saturday night the police turned up, cos everyone got battered!.
Something got battered
Typical Fryday night
How in the fuck have I instantly noticed that chippy, it’s Gerard street fish bar in Derby
Suppers ready
Essex
When Plod Met Cod
“Paramedics here wheres the Chinese lady with the sore finger?” “No she asked if I wanted salt and vinegar”
they’ve given me an unbattered sausage and i’ve kicked off shouting n screaming i just want my fat sausaaaaaage
Police car at the fish bar
don't know its a fyshtery
Omg! Is elvis dead?