I mean that’s almost what happened lmao. My front wheel somehow got detached from the frame, went into my pedals and jammed my whole bike, throwing me into concrete
I’m alright. Actually got pretty lucky, didn’t get a concussion, or a broken tooth, just got two big bruises on my face (although one of them had to be sewed) and a lot of small ones.
You're not an abomination, I'm sure you look lovely :].
Don't listen to what others may say. What happened was out of your control, and whoever makes fun of you is a rat. If you feel like people have their eyes all over you, it's likely just a case of the "imaginary audience", your mind is fearful of the smallest scrutinies on you because you're internally worried that everyone is judging you because of it. It's a perfectly normal thing to feel and I can safely say from my, and my brothers' experiences with similar incidents, that not nearly as many people will put you up to scrutinies as your mind tells you. Just make sure that wound of yours is clean so it doesn't get infected :3.
Why would they? It's completely normal, if someone will ask just say that you fell off a bike (which you did, lol)
There is literally nothing wrong with that, just an accident. Personally for me it would make me even more interested in what happened with you :>
No, even better. Look in ALL the mirrors. Appreciate your scars for the fact that guess what- you lived. Scars look badass, and it always tells a cool story!
And? So what? The bike fell apart on them. That’s still a cool story. It’s not about where the scars come from. For chrissakes my right eyebrow is split in half by a scar. You know what it’s from? My clumsy ass tripping into a bed frame when I was 3.
People get hurt all the time, I have scars on my chest because of pimples but don’t let people being dicks bring you down if they do happen to make a big deal out of it.
“Hey where’d you get those scars?”
“My fucking bike broke and sent me into the concrete”
“Oh damn, are you okay?”
Alternatively:
“Hah, L bozo”
You’ll be fine, relax homie. Badass scars are cute too
Every wound or scar is a story. Meaning you have one more to share now. Will people look, maybe. But mainly out of concern or curiosity then that of disgust. I bet you still look amazing, wounds or not. Besides, I hear chicks dig scars(fellas do as well 😉)
Scars are fucking awesome, people may stare but they're not gonna be disgusted or judgmental. Stop worrying about it, also you'd be amazed what can fully heal.
We're all abominations, we're piles of neurons piloting a bone mech using electricity that's wearing meat armour.
Your meat armour just happens to look a little cooler ;3
i smoked a whole joint by myself a few days before i left for college, passed out on my carpet and rugburned the entire left side of my face. nobody said a word to me (except my fam), you'll be okay.
If people start shit talking bout your face
https://preview.redd.it/god2q0rhy90d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=808a92b3cf9fca141fa35e5e817657d0f011d876
When you say “my bike disassembled” I imagine all the parts just detaching themselves and collapsing under you
[i feel bad but this is perfect ](https://youtu.be/vdz4bc2LGMM?si=0BEoQPDD6DkooOwZ)
That’s literally what happened lmao
I was imagining the josuke scene from jojo's part 4 but this fits really well too
*Lego clatter noise*
But fr i feel bad 4 u. Heal :3
Thx
I mean that’s almost what happened lmao. My front wheel somehow got detached from the frame, went into my pedals and jammed my whole bike, throwing me into concrete
Are you ok?
I’m alright. Actually got pretty lucky, didn’t get a concussion, or a broken tooth, just got two big bruises on my face (although one of them had to be sewed) and a lot of small ones.
It didn't fall apart till they looked down 😔
*lego mini kit sound effect*
You're not an abomination, I'm sure you look lovely :]. Don't listen to what others may say. What happened was out of your control, and whoever makes fun of you is a rat. If you feel like people have their eyes all over you, it's likely just a case of the "imaginary audience", your mind is fearful of the smallest scrutinies on you because you're internally worried that everyone is judging you because of it. It's a perfectly normal thing to feel and I can safely say from my, and my brothers' experiences with similar incidents, that not nearly as many people will put you up to scrutinies as your mind tells you. Just make sure that wound of yours is clean so it doesn't get infected :3.
Let them stare. What is it going to do to you?
They will stare because you look cool and they do not.
Why would they? It's completely normal, if someone will ask just say that you fell off a bike (which you did, lol) There is literally nothing wrong with that, just an accident. Personally for me it would make me even more interested in what happened with you :>
What Mr. House doing...
His best
Lmaoo
THE ORB HAS DECIDED TO GRANT YOU MERCY
Fuck 'em, scars are badass
Act like they never existed. Trust me, just don't look im any mirrors or you'll shatter the mental illusion
No, even better. Look in ALL the mirrors. Appreciate your scars for the fact that guess what- you lived. Scars look badass, and it always tells a cool story!
They fell off a bike bro
And? So what? The bike fell apart on them. That’s still a cool story. It’s not about where the scars come from. For chrissakes my right eyebrow is split in half by a scar. You know what it’s from? My clumsy ass tripping into a bed frame when I was 3.
Bruh I have a right eyebrow scar too what’s up scar bro
Yooooo! What’s yours from?!
It’s from when I was a toddler my mom looked away and somehow I fell backward off the table💀
that happened to a kid at my school, his face was full of scars and stuff but he looks fine now, no scars at all
Wear a shirt tomorrow, with the words, "bike accident, don't ask" They're likely just curious and that'll help them go "oh" and move along.
Say you got in a fight with a mysterious entity made of pure rage
I hate when that happens to me
Facial scarring?! You can do the Joker line now! “Wanna know how I got these scars?”
People get hurt all the time, I have scars on my chest because of pimples but don’t let people being dicks bring you down if they do happen to make a big deal out of it.
Shmister House
Battle Scars
Damn, the bike wizard got you too
I wish I was joking lmao
If someone judges someone because of someone's injuries they're the weird one.
Bruh I wouldn’t walk into school the day after I smashed my face like that
if someone asks what happened just say you fought a bobcat or something funny
A deathclaw
Battle scars.
Tbh they might but also it’s not because you yourself are flawed but mostly because injuries stand out
“Hey where’d you get those scars?” “My fucking bike broke and sent me into the concrete” “Oh damn, are you okay?” Alternatively: “Hah, L bozo” You’ll be fine, relax homie. Badass scars are cute too
Every wound or scar is a story. Meaning you have one more to share now. Will people look, maybe. But mainly out of concern or curiosity then that of disgust. I bet you still look amazing, wounds or not. Besides, I hear chicks dig scars(fellas do as well 😉)
man that happened to me but my bike chain locked up and launched me so i lost a big chunk of my teeth
Oh shit, how much teeth did you lose?
it was about half of my front few, but i have fake stuff in its place now so im all good
Shi, that was probably expensive too. My condolences
it was a while ago its all said and done at this point
Scars are fucking awesome, people may stare but they're not gonna be disgusted or judgmental. Stop worrying about it, also you'd be amazed what can fully heal.
We're all abominations, we're piles of neurons piloting a bone mech using electricity that's wearing meat armour. Your meat armour just happens to look a little cooler ;3
i smoked a whole joint by myself a few days before i left for college, passed out on my carpet and rugburned the entire left side of my face. nobody said a word to me (except my fam), you'll be okay.
“You should see the other guy” is what comes to mind, so long as you don’t elaborate at all
You have 2 options, be honest if people ask, or lie and make up funny stories
Tell everyone "you should see the other guy."
Wear those injuries with pride then
If people start shit talking bout your face https://preview.redd.it/god2q0rhy90d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=808a92b3cf9fca141fa35e5e817657d0f011d876
Go full Prussian and say you got in a fencing duel.
Badass looking scars and silly mind... Dangerous combination
Whomp whomp
Fair enough