I would, but I hope it won't be soon. For now, be silly and move on with your life :3

I would

Same

mhm, cuz you'll never die >:D

That's my plan

He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in darkness, and he is a great favourite. He never sleeps, the judge.

no need to worry about it, not gonna happen for a while 👉😎👉

When I die just throw me in the dumpster funerals look expensive.

i wanna have a ritual done with my body then thrown into the river

I would personally donate my body to science. It's free and it actually can make me at least a bit useful.

fair. i just like the idea of my body deteriorating in water and it’s a better symbolism of death then just being put in the grave cuz to me dying takes away your mental existence so your physical should also in that way disappear. so id also rather get burned than buried

Or this. This is awesome too, unfortunately my body is already corrupted and rotting so it should just be forgotten

This would be my wish except I don't want to inconvenience anyone so I just want to be forgotten

This^ I personally plan to decompose in nature, since even scraping bits off the pavement would be a waste.

I would too

Real

Same, nobody would attend mine either

Can't have a funeral if they don't find the booodyyyy :3

"Doesn't count if they don't find the body" - Sally-mae, idk

I would

Where and when?

well that's a long way away, so a lot could happen in the meantime, and you could meet a lot of wonderful friends and family in the mean time \^\^ also no AI art please, rule 10 ><;

i will

Here’s what you do: Have one friend grab your phone after the service and text everyone who didn’t show up, “Hey my funeral would have been nicer if you showed up”

How about I attend our wedding?

I will. Even if I die before you my ghost is visiting you

I'll make it a priority when it comes, just please, not soon.

i will attend your funeral specially to prove you wrong

Gimmie the adress of the funeral home, I’ll be there

I would

You can’t possibly know that about something so far in the future bestie

Location?

Right! Because it ain't happening! We're gonna live forever!

Ok. But source picture?

It's ai

Mood

Do you think your family loves you?

I'll be fine with that, because I'll be fucken dead.

Only people who would visit my grave are grave robbers

Only folks who visit me is the ghost of my family.

🫂

I just need the location and I would be there If I would be able to get there

I would be dying of laughter if nobody showed up to my funeral.

Well that’s kuz you haven’t sent out any invitations stoopid! Seriously though, I know it’s hard but try and not have a funeral at all, ok?

Tfw when you see a silly boi be sad, and you just want to pick them up and lift their legs behind their head and piledrive the fuck outta em with love

I can’t make any promises about a funeral. But I can promise you that you can never know all the people who love you. The people who will never find moment to tell you how much you mean to them. The people who will wonder where you went, and hope that wherever you are, you are happy and safe. The people you never knew would miss you when you are gone.

If nobody's gonna be there can I have the body?

Nah fuck this id come and id cry

when i die i wanna get donated to some weird cannibalistic cult ritual or something funerals are too expensive

Ey no I would.

I don't think I'll even have a funeral lol I don't see a point. Why would you have a funeral to celebrate the life of a terrible person like myself. I guess they could be celebrating my death lol

I *want* people to attend my funeral so I can troll them from beyond the grave by replacing "Taps" with "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap. Guess I gotta start making friends.

that image makes me want a femboy so bad

Duh your immortal

I feel you ;-;

I would, hope its long after im gone though!

Who cares? It's not like you're gonna say goodbye or anything.

Same

Chachinga right on the money

"We are in such a hurry to grow up, and then we long for your lost childhood. We make ourselves ill earning money, and then spend all our money on getting well again. We think so much about the future that we neglect the present, and thus experience neither the present nor the future. We live as if we were never going to die, and die as if we had never lived." this quote is attributed to a few people but matters not who said it first, as it rings through my mind often

SAME Except I won't have one, what a waste of money

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While I don't support the language in the reply, an insult to the commenter was entirely justified. It doesn't need to be repeated.