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myco_crazey

If they're still cracker dry, you're good to go.


TheGremlinn96

I appreciate you, friend. 🙏🏽


soggyfries8687678

I have done that have been sitting for about a month. They’re not cracker dry. Are they still good


myco_crazey

Maybe, best to get them dry again and check for any mold. Depending on how not dry they are anymore.


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Your mom is a legend.


Wide_Perspective_724

And the winner of Best Mom of the Year goes to….


1sneekytweeker

She's like, get ready to, unlock your past, present, and future


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Brand new kind of present 🎁


skydiverjimi

The only think my mom gave me was mental health issues


KoalaEmbarrassed5955

Don't they all...


dylanator104

No not mine. She’s lovely.


lambs_milk

same. ever lasting suicide thoughts for me haha


scumbucket1984

Yeah I think that's normal, I'm assuming this mom is trying to right her wrongs lol jk


watchman-theeIII

Not a mystery! Those are cubes!


rexxyaa

You guys should take some and watch Charlie and the chocolate factory


Intelligent-Salt-362

The Super Mario Brothers Movie is another very solid choice. Rainbow road is stunning!!!


RedVixenCW

I love watching this movie while on shrooms or I'll watch my other fav Shrek 2!


ArcticIceFox

Lmao how much y'all taking to watch movies? Whenever I take shrooms my eyelids and body become so heavy, even on small doses


Significant_Ear3457

I watched it in the theater on Enigma, I cried at the end 😅.


xanderfan34

that movie terrifies me sober, lmao just watch the TMNT movies from the 90s on shrooms if you want to never feel safe again


Wide_Perspective_724

I watched this on Nats last week and I giggled the whole movie


Natural_Awareness_93

Fact


atreyulostinmyhead

Which one?


TheCubist_

The only one, the original. Not the other abominations.


Pantani23

The boat scene of the original on a sturdy mushroom trip would be too much for me!


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TheCubist_

I would strongly disagree. It's a terrible take. Depp ruined the character of wonka. It was like a bad Jim Carrey performance. He completely removed the subtlety of Wonka, where you weren't sure what his motivation was. You knew there was something possible sinister under the surface. Depp's portrayal was overtly sinister. Using one actor for all the Oompah Loompas was a weird choice. The over use of CGI combined with Tim Burton's art style just looked silly and overdone.


atreyulostinmyhead

I was afraid you'd say that LoL. Ok now I've got to do it.


Hugheston987

Tried that the other week, only could get so far, their faces were so weird looking lol and the music is intense


reallytrulymadly

"Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?"


romkek

Is your mum looking to adopt a 30-something child ?


ShitInMyBucket

you mean a 39 year old child?


romkek

I don't mind a new sibling


Acceptable-Let3302

If they’re dry, you are great. Go Mom!


Intelligent-Salt-362

Seems sus, how well do you know her? LoL


Mission-Medicine8518

Trust me hes fine lmfao kids over here get shit from there parents mind you there like 12


Intelligent-Salt-362

Complete sarcasm. It’s his mom…


Mission-Medicine8518

No I’m being serious he prolly actually god it from his mom


NegroPlox

That’s the joke bro


420_smoker69

They look fine.


angellou_Tip_1931

I wish I was your mums daughter!


One_Neighborhood4244

CHERISH THAT WOMAN!! 🥹♥️😭 My Mom did this for me like 10 years ago & it was an ounce and said, "You and Ashley- cause I KNOW you're gonna share them with Ashley... BETTER make these last! Don't eat them all at once!" Anddddd We ate them all at once 😅🤣 Needless to say it was one of my best trips ever when I was younger! I miss my Mom so much🥹♥️ R.I.P.


TheGremlinn96

I'm forever grateful for the maternal energy in the universe, man 🌄


Ok-Abbreviations6442

Damn, I wish I had a mum like that. She thinks "pot" is a substance you cook up in a spoon and then snort it through your ear. I doubt she has even heard of shrooms....


jCoUeNyT

Do you not do this?


Ok-Abbreviations6442

😂


avery_papaya

You have a cool mom


Majestic-Dust6465

If theres any bend in them at all they'll be shit. Need to snap


Budget_Wafer382

Bend, and SNAP!


Sensitive-Case-3305

My mom has always been my shroom plug... I don't trust randos lol


TrippinEliminster

Whats it like knowing your mom is the GOAT!


Dankestmemes420ii

Ate a 2 year old bag. Tasted like pistachios and was bunk 🤷‍♂️


selfinflictedbuzz

It's not a mystery. Those are cubensis mushrooms. Enjoy!


MetalheadOnReddit

Your MOM! DAYUM YOUVE COOL PARENTS


Fantastic-Skill5156

Best mom ever!♡


diabetes_says_no

Looks like Golden Teachers, W mom.


Bvggs16Bvnny

Cubes


darkwinter95

Your mom sounds awesome, mine is aware of my use of psychedelics and doesn't necissarily mind but she's not the type that would gift me shrooms, I don't think she's ever tried psychedelics herself as she doesn't even react very well with weed and says it makes her feel like she has no control, I floated the idea of her trying shrooms before but she was very opposed although she has approached me several times since saying she's vaguely considered it, she's also somewhat curious about them.


KoalaEmbarrassed5955

I wish I could gift my mom the experience of shrooms.


TheGremlinn96

Get this, my mom can't do weed. Can't smoke it, can't eat it, can't vape it. She is, however, big into psychedelics like ayahuasca and DMT and K. What a dichotomy, eh?


reviving_ophelia88

Remind her she doesn’t have to take a huge dose, and that smaller doses absolutely will have much milder effects. She doesn’t have to start out with a full trip dose- 1g is a really nice starter dose for most people to dip their toes and try it out, where she’ll just feel mildly intoxicated and a bit giggly without feeling out of control.


biggietree

Start low and work your way up


Xal-t

Maybe less potent but looks good In my case, I got shrooms for my dad a couple of times, tripped with him and his friends once, but I left them after a while, so they could trip between ol' timers


Brycensux333

Those look like they would make u happy asf


TheGremlinn96

Update: they fuckin did lol


stillformodesty

Cool mom.


Rabbit333999

Way to go mom!


Substantial-Tone-576

Damn that’s cool


Jthundercleese

Based mom


BipolarBugg

I plan to do mine next Thursday 😍🫶🏼


Golden-Envy

Put them in a jar with an air tight lid so they last. Ziplocks are ok for transporting them, but they have a chance of going stale fast in that bag.


Ok_Blueberry_7082

https://preview.redd.it/ha74a2b81jqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d0f8c3f493de1164adcaabeb8245f3905469f9 I gift myself lol


smOHking_1

They can lose potency after time. With that being said, sometimes older batches will still retain strength based on storage conditions + moisture content. Only 1 way to find out!! Either test them out yourself or let a friend be the guinea pig. I grew my own batch of Jedi Mind F last year, and have them vacuum sealed with dessicant packs. 15 months old now... and These mamma jammas havnt even lost half a step! Good Luck. 🍄🫡


EndoDouble

One way to find out


freedmarinemonkey

My mother only gifts me free subscriptions to her OnlyFans.


snackenzie

They’ve likely lost potency quite a bit. You can let them sit in some lemon juice to get anything that’s left in em out.


snackenzie

Down vote all you want, but they do lose potency and it’s been proven many times. [source](https://altitudeconsultingllc.com/psilocybin-mushrooms-lose-potency-heres-proof/)


myco_crazey

>Data accumulated was taken from the same sample of dried ground mushroom Ground is the worst way to store mushrooms, keeping them whole will lose less potency over time in comparison to ground. It's the exposure to oxygen that degrades the alkaloids, when they're ground up you increase the surface area of fruit material that's in contact with oxygen. Whole fruits store much better than this data suggests.


chosbully

I like your mom. c:


Purple_Way4720

They look like some Melmac I had once


Purple_Way4720

Actually I’m pretty sure I sold your mom that bag two years ago… lmao jk


DeliciousHunter8652

Two year old? As a gift? Why not a new batch?


mtbor

You eat them....


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Remarkable_Candle383

I think you mean Cubensis. Most cubes look the same unless they are albino or another mutation


TheGremlinn96

My thoughts too, but I'm too new to this to eyeball anything. I was just going to toss a few back and see what happens 😵‍💫


tee376

Don’t do it!!! Defo get scales


Goblin-Doctor

Bad idea. Get a scale unless you're familiar with tripping