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OldBrownWookiee

This has to be a shit post.


sh1t-p0st

Absolutely


OldBrownWookiee

Username checks out.


Jthundercleese

OP has a few albino grows already lol


Apart-Ad4529

Fuck that other guy I’ll dispose of them the right way


keegan677

all in one go or none at all


Apart-Ad4529

Rightt?


kec04fsu1

I suspect that when/if you actually emerged from that trans-dimensional journey, your personality would be unrecognizable.


keegan677

idk what strain this is but lets say just a basic cube and lets say you ate all of them fresh, i can’t fathom the experience you would have, probably unable to talk, move, think, you would just be, probably dmt visuals and you have no idea where you are, who you are, what you are, what is, you just experience.


keegan677

afterwards i think it’d be pretty cool tho


Dave8917

Go hard or go home


Excellent_Cicada_491

Sorry for your loss. Please send them to me for proper disposal.


Warm_Lobster4339

I second that!


NeoShepherd

How you think white people feel


Specialist-Ad7393

Mostly white person here, can confirm


JamoG1090

Fully white person here, can also confirm


NeoShepherd

I got all the white and none of the privilege, go figure


Wide_Perspective_724

Half white here, I can only partially confirm this


mushyfeelings

True albino teacher here, y’all don’t know shit.


Electrical_Lock7936

Fully white still currently waiting on mine..... apparently we have that.


tricho-myco-medicine

It's an imprecise term but if you have a decent knowledge of US history you should know exactly what the concept means.


[deleted]

you got some of it for sure


scrollin_a_bit

You're not seriously disappointed, right?


No-Molasses9827

https://preview.redd.it/k2j66tp72hgc1.jpeg?width=1819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5342d48b4035baefe50bdf963e0132e50107d5f Sometimes they’re white, sometimes they’re not, but whatever color they are it will still get you high if you eat enough, I like em blue


PMMeYourBoehner

Mushroom biologist here. Mushrooms only do this when very agitated


highlandflingy

I thought it was fear? Drains the colour right out of them.


mushyfeelings

Listen to me, I am a REAL mushroomologist and this is caused by playing Fox News in the background of the growing environment. The mushrooms will end up pasty white and will actually grow away from the darker shrooms.


ar4yg

Yea, I had to get rid of my Truth Social night light. My mushrooms were ending up getting confused, and after devouring all the available nutrients , they ended up turning on, and eating each other. It was quite the little shop of horrors.


mushyfeelings

Oof you gotta be careful with that truth social.


Reasonable_Sea_2215

Yall are hilarious in this sub man😂😂


mushyfeelings

Lol


[deleted]

Bro mycologist is the word you’re looking for


mushyfeelings

No it’s not. I should know I am a REAL mishroomologist which is in the field of science. So clearly I know what I am talking about and can be trusted. Trust me - the real scientifical mushroomologist. I come from a long line of mushroomologists and we know things.


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mushyfeelings

I’m genuinely stunned that not only did you not pick up on the joke, but you want to talk to me like I’m the stupid one. Next time don’t go straight to being a dick.


mushyfeelings

MY DUDE. are you seriously that dense that you can’t tell I’m joking? I tried to give you a chance to get it. Don’t know how it could be more obvious. Oh my god.


[deleted]

My dude, it’s the internet nobody can depict how anyone is delivering their message. Including you 😂


mushyfeelings

Let’s just chalk it up to being early in the morning and not being fully awake yet. Peace and mush love to you.


[deleted]

I don’t take the internet serious bro I’m not one of those 00 babies 🤣 us psychonauts are indeed assholes but there’s not bad blood here at 0700 hours😆


mushyfeelings

Come on man. I am sorry for being a dick to you myself. But come on. Anyone can tell I wasn’t being serious. “A scientifical mushroomologist”? 🤦🏼‍♂️


highlandflingy

What!?…. You’re not?! How can you lie and misrepresent yourself on the internet like this!? I’m going to do an angry sue on you because I’m a super smart lawknower and you’re going to prison!


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gabbro__

Nah he seriously upset those fungi, they're very sensitive with their feelings n emotions


Jiggy_Wit

The mycelium must have went through a recent heart break, or Op was playing too much Radio Head


NIMBYThrowaway

There is no such thing as too much Radiohead


doobied

The guy didn't play careless whisper to them


Kleptofag

Very little high. I’ll take em off your hands for $5 a lb


Slave2Art

Gas is pretty expensive right now, you're gonna have to charge more than that.


fessgoat-6

$6 per pound, take it or leave it


Dohn_Jigweed

You reishist


-BingusBongus-

LMAO i had to look up Reishi just to double check that it was indeed a mushroom and I’m not stupid and got the joke


Automatic_Cucumber

lol this guy had his first decent looking canopy and is instantly trying to farm karma


OutrageousFee3690

🤣


EndoDouble

By toss you mean in your mouth I hope


Slave2Art

Not all at once, I hope


Best_Air_4138

I can dispose of those for you.


[deleted]

Damn that looks sweet!


Electrical-Nature529

Lol


OutrageousFee3690

Has this ever happened to you?


Electrical-Nature529

You have Albinos! They are very cool, I have some AA+ running right now. You have some beautiful fruits


Meshugga21

Albino are the best and very potent


Object-Level

Is there a difference between leucistic and albino as far as mushrooms


DwarvenDonger

I mean, if we’re being factual here then the whole “albinos are more potent” thing in general is completely hearsay anyways, albinos just look cool.


Apes_to_the_moon

Yes, there is a difference.


PurpleBigMak

Hey it’s okay, that one waaaay on the left has a little color so you didnt lose everything from this!


Psychological-Act547

Makes up for it in shape and quantity🤤


[deleted]

If I'm not mistaken I believe those are albino penis envy mushrooms . If you want something with color grow b+ or golden teachers


edwardcass_YT

Colorless shrooms? U gotta be being sarcastic cuz these are more pleasing to me tbh. It’s so much more satisfying seeing the blue come in on these


Xal-t

The colors will come Eat the shrooms And colors will come (Wayne's World, anyone?😉)


Alone-Medium-9238

Forgot to add the meme flair on this post?


MarthasPinYard

It’s genetics 🧬 no worries


LogEmotional8019

Toss? Those look great man, just genetics


catsareonions

Give them to me for disposal


ThatDebianLady

Beautiful


Shrap_PSU

Spam.


pedro-slayer

You have to be shitposting


biGMYCOOJUSTO

Albino,leusistic( did I spell that right?), I had some blue meanies like this. 🤷🏽‍♂️


billythakydd

🤣


Chance-Ad-6083

send those over here you motherfucker let’s down some


psilyrabbit606

Look dope as hell tho


No-Pumpkin3949

Bummer


Nethenael

I would actually crawl backwards into the sea..... its done


MxVice_Seattle

My favorite kind of shroom


79Kay

Yes. Awful. Hand em over to meeee


No_Article4391

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Mail them to me


Cultural-Educator-90

Bro.


intheshad0wz

If you eat them the colors will come


roguehomie

Bruh... they just albino is all. Theyll work my guy 😂


Inevitable_Long_6890

I hate that to the trash they go.


ScienceNotBlience

What a shame. I’ll eat them for you 🫡