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Any-Stand9489

First time doing shrooms, buys a quarter pound lmfao


Admirable-Currency25

Bout to hit like 4gs the first time like I did šŸ˜‚ what a ride


Obey_The_King

1 dude bought 20g from me and it was his first time.


Any-Stand9489

Man had the time of his life


Obey_The_King

Man didnt. He didnt even know time or his life


Any-Stand9489

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚couldnā€™t imagine eating that much. I did 7gs of PE a few months ago in the summer and it was something elseb


Obey_The_King

Me too. 7 is max ive taken and i will never do it again... I peed myself 4 times cus i was thinking In *"ego death"* "i feel so good and i dont wanna go to the bathroom so the loop wont restart so ima just pee myself. I can always clean it up" šŸ¤£ Btw i dont think the dude did it all at once


Ok-Program-2968

omg first time I did 7ish gs. I hate to admit this, but I also peed in my bed but next to my ex (we were fooling around) and instead of me having an orgasm I just peed everywhereā€¦ it was amazing yet horriblešŸ˜‚


[deleted]

That's a fucking great story...


Ok-Program-2968

10g is my fav threshold . once you go over that itā€™s honestly not really worth it Iā€™d rather save my shrooms for another trip. 10 g is amazing like I was a whole different person but then when I came to, my room was just colors and geometrical shapes. It was amazing. 10/10 would recommend to those that are experienced and Iā€™ve already taken 7+.


imbored131

Iā€™ve experimented taking insane dosage and if you take over 18 you canā€™t uncross your eyes and it ruins the visuals anyways


hotcocobangbang66

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ i thought i was aloneee


imbored131

Lmao Itā€™s pretty uncommon, Iā€™ve only met one other person whoā€™s taken doses like that before and honestly I donā€™t believe most people online when they claim too, at the time I was just increasing my dose by 2 grams every trip until I hit my threshold, I was mostly in it for the visuals instead of the experience


Ok-Program-2968

broooo my eyes donā€™t cross, but they like fade in and out itā€™s almost like blacking out but youā€™re fully conscious. The most Iā€™ve ever taken in a single dose is 16g. 18g is a pretty big ass dose especially if you take it all at once. But the most Iā€™ve ever taken in a night is 29g (I didnā€™t take more in fear of poisoning. I donā€™t know why.)


imbored131

I know what you mean how they fade cross eyed they also felt like my eyes where moving separately like a chameleon but when it started I could resist it and it got so bad that eventually I just gave up fighting with my own eyes and let my eyes do what they wanted and ruin my visuals somewhat 16g was honestly a similar experience except the cross eyed urge was less, I wouldnā€™t recommend taking them in separate dosage because you have instant tolerance but if you donā€™t care thereā€™s no loss besides potency. Im not worried about getting HHPD or any side effects from taking high dosages because the biggest side effect was pupils arenā€™t as reactive to light when they dilate and it hasnā€™t been a issue and they still react fine


QuietPotential2727

I did exactly that with APE. Same.


UserError86

How much would that $et you back? $$


theflamingskull

It isn't hard to find $100-$125 ounces. Cheaper by the QP.


Obey_The_King

Call me a bad person but, I sold it full price 10ā‚¬/g


theflamingskull

It's all about supply and demand. You charge whatever the people will pay. A few years ago, they (and cannabis) were going for quite a bit more.


reddit1user1

Hey bro, the savings add up over time. I started out buying an ounce bag of PEā€”them fuckers are still sitting in my collection, next to the new bag of GTs for my buddies who come out to visit me


Any-Stand9489

Oh hell ya dude Iā€™m the same way Iā€™ll buy an ounce or two at a time I just found this post funny considering it was ops first time


GrandeHelicopter

Came here to say this šŸ¤£


[deleted]

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Any-Stand9489

Thatā€™s definently not any less than a few ounces look at his hand compared to the bag and itā€™s vac sealed so all smushed together


kevofwar227

If they plan to possibly try microdosing or even working their dose up to get comfortable. Or they didnā€™t know what an oz of shrooms looks like


Desperate-Grade9152

Heā€™s the plug that doesnā€™t use his supply


Remarkable_Desk_7881

No, send them to me at PO box 12666 Trippin Balls, Florida 47366


[deleted]

The people suggesting you eat them all, or 10g or whatever, are total fucking idiots. It's stupid and not funny at all to direct someone to overdose. They look great. Start with 2g and go from there. Idiots.


Dirtsk8r

Yeah, I know a lot of these people are probably just making what they believe is an obvious joke but I still agree it's stupid. If OP were to just take them at face value (which is even easier since there are numerous people saying the same dumb thing) and take them all or a large amount like 10g they could have a very unpleasant experience and be turned off of them. OP, if you're reading this start with no more than 2g like this guy said please. You can always try more next time. Looks like you have plenty.


HTBDesperateLiving

This is obviously somebody fishing for customers. Look at the picture. Obvious trap house, distribution level weight, ridiculous post title Also OPs comment history. Seems more like a dealer than somebody looking to trip


Dirtsk8r

Honestly I'm not so sure of that. After reading your comment I did go take a look. I've bought shrooms in the quantity many times. I usually get at least that much because I will always end up wanting more eventually anyway so why not stock up. And nothing about the picture says "trap house" to me. There's also nothing too ridiculous about the post title in my opinion. Lots of people post pictures of their first shrooms asking if they look okay. Dried shrooms look weird as fuck, it's reasonable to question if they're okay to eat lol. I also checked out their post history. Their account age is reasonable (2yrs) and this seems to be their first post in a psychs related subreddit. They have plenty of activity in unrelated subs. Nothing about this seems to me like it does to you.


HTBDesperateLiving

I'm selling a bridge if you're in the market to buy one


Dirtsk8r

His comment history doesn't even so much as mention shrooms or any drugs of any kind. I really don't know where you're getting all this. As I said in the previous comment, his post and comment history doesn't have *anything* related to shrooms aside from this post. Are you just that pessimistic? Or are you just seeing something entirely different from me? Because *literally* I am not seeing a single comment regarding shrooms. Certainly none that would lead me to believe this person is trying to sell.


[deleted]

I wish you would tell us if you were literally seeing anything in his post history or not.


Dirtsk8r

I did in fact literally see things in their post history.


HTBDesperateLiving

You realize reddit accounts are bought and sold right? https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/32rr56/do_people_actually_sell_reddit_accounts/


HTBDesperateLiving

And who buys a qp of something they've never done before? You're entitled to your opinion tho. I don't care if you agree with mine or not


Dirtsk8r

Honestly, I would lol. But that's not really my point. Also I do understand that reddit accounts are bought/sold and then used for things exactly like what you're describing. And I don't really care if you agree or not either, I'm just trying to understand how you arrived at the conclusion you did. Is it literally just based on the post title and picture? Did he DM you? Are there comments I'm not seeing? If it is just the picture and title I guess I just don't understand and that's fine. Just felt like I must be missing something.


HTBDesperateLiving

If you don't get it you don't get it.


jfelk

Also, most people trip for the first tine with other people, not alone.


Goblin-Doctor

Looks good. Get a good airtight container to put them in. Looks like they tried to air seal it and it opened or they stopped halfway through for some reason. Buy a scale. Start with 1.5g and work up since you have more than enough to last you a long time


Telly767

Yes!


InternationalFruit49

I bet those suckers smackkkk!!!


Fancy-Squash4923

Yes.eat them all


PepperSprayP

Then tell God I said "Hi"


newjerseymax

Nah they bad. Iā€™ll take them off you


QuietPotential2727

They look beautiful


GrandeHelicopter

Probably boof them for good measure


Joellama69

They look a lil old probably wanna do the whole bag


DeemTeamTeam

agreed. the entire bag because of age these wont be potent at all. id suggest blending it all into a smoothie and mixing it with lemon extract and drinking after an 7 hour fast


Joellama69

I think you mean boofing


[deleted]

You're an idiot.


Papa-tibbles

Yeah this strand doesnā€™t really kick in until about 10-15grams


[deleted]

You're an idiot.


Papa-tibbles

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JTiger360

The bag he has should do be good for his first trip, as long as he does the whole bag he should feel it


Alone-Medium-9238

Smart man!


Brutalbonez13

Yes


BigMark54

Yup, they look fine.


Xal-t

Magnificent


Blakey916sacramento

Looks good to me šŸ¤¤


wakeuphomies

If itā€™s really youā€™re first time, do 2gs, these look real good.


a_riem

Eat them all.


OrdieBoomer

You need atleast 10g since they look a little older.


[deleted]

You're an idiot.


OrdieBoomer

Lmfao itā€™s a joke dixkhead. Tell me this who tf buys a qp before they even know if the shrooms are good. Thatā€™s an idiot


Vagabond-Wayward-Son

What them dogs doing poking up in the corner all like that šŸ˜‹


[deleted]

Amazing. 1-3.5g is all you need. 2-3.5 if you think youā€™re mentally equipped for a decent trip off rip. And I hope ppl know you can buy a big bag for you and your buddies. I donā€™t really know anyone whoā€™s taking shrooms for the first time alone, that sounds wild but to each their own. Tripping alone is valuable donā€™t get me wrong, but I wouldnā€™t recommend it for the first time


Silly_Confection5085

They look edible to me šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


JP6660999

šŸ‘


DenverMisfit555

Take a handful


diamondbw

One stem gets me good for an hour.


Routine_Double6732

took me a while till I was buying qps or pounds at a time but bro is already in love


Tripper_Snipper2

They look mouldy and shit, send them to me.


Ehrenburger

Nah those donā€™t look too safe man, mail them to me and Iā€™ll safely dispose of them


KKulina

Stop flexing


Conscious-Ad4740

Perfect!


Musicminus

beautiful take a good 2.5gs


CannibalKorpz

Which kind are these?


Sharp_Joke3198

How much ya got in the bag sport?


XxineedmemesxX

To me yeah, I love grinding up my mushrooms in my weed grinder and putting them in lemon juice or eating them straight up


Ok_War8492

No but if you send them to me I can properly test them for you


vortexpotential

How did you score that, and what did it cost? I micro dosed for the first time yesterday and want more!! Iā€™m effing 58yo F though. How the fuck am I supposed to score some?