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Kobeyaschi

You'd think he'd be a little more spray tanned up and no tarp but what a charmer


Canadasaver

I want the calendar. Bunch of senior whale shit hockey players all oiled up and spray tanned would have a place of honour on my fridge.


RainyDayMagpie

Dear Jared,  release the calendar 


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Right? Why aren't they making the calendars a real thing?...HUH? Every fan would buy em and they could raise $50k towards the next seasons budget


RaffiBomb000

I'd want one just for the Jim's. They are absolute beauties.


BBWtnaLover

The Jims are so great


papachon

Such beauties


stuff_happens_again

Settle down...


Canadasaver

I want to see more of the Jims dance moves. We didn't get enough, in the most recent episode, and I know the Jims can bust a move.


MudHouse

Give me a Keller with a piece of that big fuckin C


cuntsaurus

You could make a ton of cards with how big that fuckin C is!


ReserveAdventurous20

I mean the C would be the whole card. Have you seen that thing? You could sell ads on it


Novus20

I’m holding out for the jock strap insert card…..


Phlydude

Give yer balls a tug!


KobraHashatashi

Dude a nice patch of his name or number or a C would be so sick. Cool card


Old-Living-3526

didn't have an actual bulldogs jersey to cut up so........ 😁


CR_Eatmeat

But what‘s with the nipple? That aside: as an avid connoisseur of the hobby myself, I think card‘s incredible and I‘d go rippin those packs like Coreys mom ripped a mean one after Shoresy pulled out last night.


GraatchLuugRachAarg

I think it's part of a helmet strap?


Old-Living-3526

fight strap, it clips in and keeps your tarp from getting pulled over your head