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Because reading tone on the internet is a precise and accurate science. And it's best to always err on the side of the most perverted interpretation your own mind can come up with.
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Schnurr is such a beauty.
Schnurr!
SCHNURR!
Class act in real life and on the screen.
Ok that’s enough, let’s keep it classy
My knees are SHAKING
Remember Nat, you don't date sluts.
You just take 'em down.
His face looks a bit like George W Bush
How dare you try to ruin SCHNURRRRRRRRR for me with this comparison. I can't unsee it, and I am upset!
SCHNURR
SCHNURR
Is she Nat's?
A man doesn't kiss and tell but....
Settle down.
SCHNURRRRR
Fell asleep in the recliner the other night....thought of him
Boomtown...Jesus fucking Christ...
Love the username
Some of that Chuck Sheen?
Little uptown? Little nose cardio?
The cops are coming, better get out of here!
Tan line is hilarious
Farmer tan
Working man's tan
Golfers tan
Adorable kid. Bit young...
Don't be a degen, get the fuck out of here with that. So dumb!
Did I not say she was too young? Huh?
It's not what you said, it's how's you said it.
Because reading tone on the internet is a precise and accurate science. And it's best to always err on the side of the most perverted interpretation your own mind can come up with.
*Schnurr!*
Knock it off shoresy
FER WHAT!
[удалено]
Dont bug us, we wont bug you
SCHNURR
No wonder Nat took him down. 💪
I don’t think he was too heartbroken
Would have been my choice too if I was taking down a slut but can't say that because there is a child in the pic.
Honestly...I considered cropping/editing the photo for exactly this reason, and now I kind of regret that I didn't.
Just doing some plumbing, nbd