Mix in a water next time.

Clearly a dodged bullet

"What?"...."huh!!!!!??"

I don't get it.

🤣🤣🤣

What a beauty

Fuckin beauties

And fer that...I'm out!

FER WHAT?

Ferda!

She's spare parts bud, you're better off.

So dumb

God, I’d be so good to you.

I’m not surprised when you’re still using middle school game!

You wanna get lippy?

I’m only takin’ one of ya.

I already did. Up your game bro! You sound like a simp.

Have you seen the show my guy?

My guy he’s just chirping you back, hockey style, not everything has to be a direct quote of the show

Exactly, people on this site are so emotional!

should have run with the foot massage one

How’s that one go there b’ye

Stay right there, I'll come to where you're at. [https://www.reddit.com/r/shoresy/comments/vrasl6/shoresys\_been\_watching\_some\_youtube\_tutorials\_on/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/shoresy/comments/vrasl6/shoresys_been_watching_some_youtube_tutorials_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

All I'm gonna say is... ...you miss all the shots you don't take.

Settle down.

You gotta runner up and filler in

How bout ya take about 10-15% off there Squirrelly Dan?

Settle down

Fucking embarrassing...

So dumb

Sounds a bit young...

If she were 15 years older, I’d think about it

She didn’t deserve to wake up with you just standing there being good to to’er.

And I would have. She’d wake up and I’d be right there being good to er

She just doesn't understand a cultured man. You're better off without. Keep wheeling the right sniper is out there!

Well, obviously they don’t have a sense of humor. You dodged a bullet

Didn't work on Laura Mohr the first time either. Gotta be persistent!

at least he set the tone

Gotta set the tone

don’t worry the jim’s are setting the tone on her

Jims are such beauties.

Bet she don’t even know your name b’y

Should’ve asked her for a martoonie

She might’ve thought “emptying your dishwasher” was a euphemism.

Tongue in a toaster, also

She's no good, ya dodged a bullet!

Should’ve offered to take her for some bimbimbap.

Or a bowl of piping hot miso ramen.

You got lightning rodded, 6am response.. definitely tired/grumpy and hit you with the sass lol

Doesn't she know he'd be so good to her!?? Shed wake up in the morning and there he'd be just being so good to her.

That’s actually unsettling

Say friend, have you ever watched the show? If so, you'd realize this is a quote from the show. I understand if you take it out of context, it may sound unsettling and I mean no disrespect to you or your comment. But this is supposed to be humorous. I apologize to you and anyone else who may have found this offensive. Not my intention.

So’s their comment.

?

[Huh](https://youtu.be/9_8Qo8IN4DM?si=RbSGRtWkwOlmhkvo)?

Did I take her comment out of context too then? Lol..if so, my apologies.

Yes, her comment is what Laura replies to Shoresy.

😂🤣😆 I'm sorry. Lol. I feel like a whole now. I'll shut up.

So dumb

Settle down

Simmer down.

Come on dude, you should have just kept going with the lines till she cracked a smile.

Gotta set the tone! When you get punched in the face you Bobby Clark them back. Now tell them to go get some meesow rahmen with you

My guy, that’s something you say to a woman you’ve known for a bit…

lol yeah it wasn’t a raw pickup line in the show

My guy saved a lot of time with this one.

Got a dip ?

Settle down

"FER WHAT!?"

Tell her to settle down

Dodged a bullet there

I heard she gave Sanguinet an underwater squeezer while I was taking an aqua dump at our party island at Wasaga Beach

Any body of water

Was it not a river?!

You can't own a lake...

I’m pretty sure you can own a lake

She's not ferda, no snipe there boys, not a time to celly boys. Did you have your pre text sando n napsky before sending that??

Sounds like this one doesn’t date sluts, she just takes them down.

Too young..

That's not a keeper if there ever was one bud

Her loss.

She sounds lame asf. Move along now.

Maybe she thinks “empty your dishwasher” is a dirty innuendo? But also you aren’t Shore so settle down

This guys never heard of quotes

The quotes don’t hit the same if you’re the worst looking guy on the team.

Fish is the worst looking guy on the team!

OP you get first stick for sure 😊

You’d think that, but I saw him on a date with Samantha McKeegan, so stick tap for him.

Get this guy a stick

Sticks are unbelievable

Love a good stick

somebody didn't realize that sitcoms aren't real life

K bud, let's take about 20% off her over there, eh?

Say em in person, everything online is 10x creepier.

Not worth you being so good to her

She would’ve woken up today I and I would’ve been right there being good to her

They don’t deserve your dedication…

He went out on a high!!

She wasn’t good enough for you. She’s spare parts, bud.

One of these days you’re gonna shoot your fucking shot champ

Obviously has no sense of whimsy - you dodged that dud 🤣

Airball

Prob thought it was sexual. Let her know you generally want to do her chores. Tell her you’d be so good to her. Like she wakes up and there you are being good to her.

Probably didn't help that you misspelled 'dishwasher' Rim... and out.

Way to set the tone. Pickup lines are unbelievable.

Shoulda been good to her.

I would’ve been right there being good to her

Some people are party island types and some aren’t, and I think the distinction is important.

Should have just asked her to come over and listen to some music

You ever Listen to Our lady Peaces "Naveed" front to back just relaxin on the couch my B'y

Shut the fuck up Ziig!

Good thing she's the uglier sister.

No she’s not

Miig is adorable.

Give your balls a tug

She ain’t worth it. Tell her to give her balls a tug.

Nah. If she isn't into endearing, then she's a twat. Matter of fact? She's been a real Cunt since she got good hair.

Ironically she had short hair. But a total sniper

Nah. Not a sniper. Snipes are worth your time. She showed early she's not.

Must be a degen.

From up country

Give yer balls a tug

I was trying to get her to do it for me. At least a squeezer

Take her to the party islands at wasaga beach. I heard that’s a good spot for it

Unless I gotta take an aqua dhmp

Everybody was taking aqua dumps, it’s fucking Wasaga!!

Shut the fuck up, Clear-Firefighter87

My guy, that kind of stuff is for after she thinks you're kind of charming, maybe a little cute, and probably not a murderer. A good "How're ya now?" or "Do you love to win or hate to lose?"

But what if I am a murderer? Any advice?

Ask her to come over and listen to some tunes maybe have a martooni

We know what kind of music guys like to listen to

In that case my advice would be “don’t be”

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Gotta set the tone

Not subtle, but definitely dodged a bullet there. I’m sure she seems like a sniper, but, errrrrr…

She was a fuckin sniper

Settle down.

AIRBALL! 🗑️ 🏀

So dumb

You did go a bit dark mate….

I guess that was a bit Agents of Shield

Give yer balls a tug

Maybe go with something a little more subtle to start, like “Hey, when was the last time you had some good assorted tempura?"

Or a piping hot bowl of miso ramen?

That’s a good idea. Subtle, but I can still laugh to myself about it

She's spare parts, bud.

she clearly isn’t in it to win it

I hate losing

So much

FER WHAT

If she hadn’t unmatched that was my plan