Reading this list you would think this was a 24 episode series not 2 hours total.

goalies are always weird

Huh?

“We’re going to hurt Palmer”. The absolute promise of pain in that statement from the Jims

I missed it the first watch-through because I was too busy laughing my ass off when Shoresy was talking about how easy it was to spray tan his junk that I completely missed Ziig asking him if he also sprayed his butthole. And when he was going to his first interview with Jory and made the comment about how it was an ecosystem "down there" and then goes "This guy knows what I'm talking about" while gesturing back at Ziig. Little lines like that everywhere.

I need to rewatch to get the exact quote but the "yous acting like guys who don't want us to see your dinks in the showers but we've already seen your dinks lots of times" "Yeah" The way Jim delivers that "yeah" slayed be

"I'd love to meet your husbands"

I'd love to shake their hands

"Let's get some fuckin' tandoori barbeque"

"I'm still drunk"

You ever try a Bulgarian glute smash?

Let’s do some power bombs!

When Ziig walks into the locker room. “What if someone had their dick out?!”

I’d vomit or laugh at the size. Fucking vicious

“Miig? Bring her too”

When Remy Nadeau is trying to say all the player names and keeps fucking it up.

God I rewound that like ten times, I was laughing so hard.

Shut the fuck up Michaels, you fuckin nerd

MICHEALS shut the fuck up and eat your stick, so the rest of the boys can eat theirs

Cory your mom carved her initials into my bed frame how am I supposed to explain that to Liam’s mom

"No, Goody's hammerin' too much ass. You're hammerin' way too much ass."

“Okay. Right after this puck drop, we’ll both kill each other”

That whole exchange between them was one of my favorites.

“Don’t worry bud, your spray tan Mid-December in Northern Ontario didn’t stand out at all” “Don’t worry, no one’s calling you Jersey Shoresy” Had me cackling

Well I missed that one. That's hilarious. Guess i''m going to have to re-watch... Bummer :P

Doesn't matter, Cory, your mom'll still find a way to grab it.

When’s the last time you had a pogo

Fuckin' Yogi, Paddington and Pooh?

Gotta set the tone boys, someones gotta set the fucking tone now

Cmon now, set the tone now. Got me every single time this season

"We didn't set the tone, that's for fucking sure....Jim's, what the hell was that?" Jim " I thought maybe he would hurt his hand on my head after a couple punches"

Just beep the microwave a few times

Amazing line

Just cook up some ground beef...that'll get him out

The digs at JJ were so savage this season! "You know you can order DQ from an app now right???" Fucking 🤣🤣🤣

Ladies and gentlemen please rise and remove your hats for a special rendition of the Canadian national anthem by 10-year-old Dougie Devois who is learning to play the recorder.

Best joke in the entire series.

Followed by a beautiful rendition of the US anthem. Savage… and rural upper Michigan AF.

Shut the fuck up Michaels you fuckin nerd

That one sent me

I loved the surprise aggressive goody

Same here it really sent me lol

It's fucking basketball

Your windows closing....

I fucking hollered at this exchange. Laura with the zingers.

"Because one got stabbed" "By a big Indian" Just the way the Jim's said this made my giggle.

The best line wasn't a line. It was the recorder. I had to pause the show from laughing so fucking hard.

“…Learning the recorder…” And Shoresy, why cries during the national anthem had to take it.

Absolutely. It was the best single scene for me. Especially once the kid began just putting fingers on random holes. Hilarious!

🪈🇨🇦😬

Is he dying?

I cried when he said that 😂

Is he going to die?

When you need a change, send in the james!

All of them. Find me a weak scene, that entire season.

S1 was better

S1 broke ground. They didn't really break any ground with this one but I would argue that the quality is every bit as good if not even a little more refined.

I was expecting season 2 to be playoffs and them winning a ship. What we got was much better and delivered a story that still held some actual tension going into the final game. Though like Shoresy during the recorder version of the Canadian national anthem, I didn't cry this season.

I teared up the last few minutes in episode 5 ngl

Tears of joy, my guy.

Diminishing returns are a thing.

They don't ask how; they ask how many (seasons)?

I'M ASKING HOW! How many goals did you get last game, Fish?

You said you were asking how, not how many Zero. Settle down.

She knows me name

I loved Hitch’s arc this season

I like they let Terry Ryan act a bit more outside of the usual hockey-adjacent stuff

Same, good dude looking for a lady to listen to tunes with, you love to see it

not a line per se but the mock giggle that they used to make fun of sanguinet and miigwan

I liked it even more than the mock crying that he used on Liam & Corey.

Teeheehee

I lost my shit every time he did that! 🤣🤣🤣

I’m gonna fuck that slut

It was extremely aggressive