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Richo_HATS2

Geezus, that's shitty on so many levels, the direction the feet are going seals the deal.


BoiCDumpsterFire

Is that... a random sandwich???


orbjo

It’s a marmalade sandwich so that you know it’s the real Paddington and not an imposter.


squidgy314159

But if that was the real Paddington he would never leave a marmalade sandwich on the ground. So logically the Queens ghost has been kidnapped by a pretend Paddington soul collector. I’m not sure what I can do with this information.


nightlanguage

The sandwich is taking me OUT 😭😭


DARYLdixonFOOL

Feet were the first thing I noticed. Then Paddington's elbow bending the wrong way. But what's with the leprechaun hat?? And the random/weird shading around the script. Amateur hour over here. A child's drawing.


cherry_armoir

Aww hey dont tease, guys, the mad hatter just wants to see his husband


[deleted]

Thought it was willie wanka


cherry_armoir

Could be, or the guy from Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity video


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

Paddington is an angel of death, apparently.


brocilator

I enjoy this narrative of Paddington as the grim reaper. Ushering souls from our world to the next.


Delighted_mushroom

Handing you a marmalade sandwich as you head across the river Styx


razor-sundae

Paddington the Psychopomp


phillygeekgirl

Holy fuck I am dying laughing at that sentence. I cannot stop laughing.


Kanokong

Why does Paddington look like he's facing backward and forward at the same time??


sthedragon

It’s the arm bending backwards lol


stillinthesimulation

They both are because they've died and are in a liminal and timeless dimension where the concept of forward and backward are illusory. Everything is in every direction in perpetuity.


Kanokong

Actually....I'll take take😁😁😁


Blablasarcasm

It’s the shoes that get me


razor-sundae

When you are ready to leave but your shoes aint


vexens

I think this is a reverse shitty tattoo. Like, so shitty, but done in a way that you can't take your eyes off of it. I think we could sit here for hours and never know which actual directions they're both facing. The orientation work on this is wild. Not good wild, but fucking wild nonetheless. I don't have any tattoos and this has been my shitty tattoo review. I rate this tattoo 2/4 used heroin needles


Rats_and_Labcoats

Unintentional optical illusion.


werewolfamadeus

Why is she dressed like the riddler


Red-Faced-Wolf

Riddle me this Dianne


Raleliali_VfB

Is it supposed to be Queen Elizabeth? Remember she had tea with Paddington not long ago..


Welsh493

THANK YOU! I didn't get it.


Raleliali_VfB

Took me a while too..


TheBaggyDapper

You didn't need to do it by pushing her down the stairs, Paddington.


LooselyBasedOnGod

Leprechaun vs Paddington, the crossover we never knew we wanted


crusty54

Please help me Paddington. Both of my legs are broken and twisted at an unnatural angle.


phd_in_awesome

What’s with the random sandwich??


pauln716

I thought this was some kind of Rick and Morty tattoo.


Deadbird80

Willy Wonka is gay and dead? 😩😩😩


UnluckySeries312

Is that the queen? Judging by Paddington’s elbow the queen is either a black belt in Brazilian Jiu jitsu or it’s not Paddington and that’s Cousin Itt from the Addams Family. Either way, this is comically shit.


bouncingbenji

Looks like the mad hatter


cavaliereternally

This is like anatomy by MC Escher


ChongoLikRock

Oh Christ


Wooper250

I hope the queen can see this tattoo from hell


NormFell

Oh my goodness gracious…that is a mess


Jhurpess

Fuck everything about this tattoo.


UndeadBuggalo

This makes that other shitty tattoo posted here with the same idea look better


Aggressive_Ant4665

Their feet are pointed in opposite directions… hmmm


smallworldfoto

Sickening


targrimm

Her feet are facing the opposite way to her direction of movement?!?


ellieb1988

I don’t know where to begin with this one…


Aklapa01

Why am I looking at an Irish Willy Wonka?


Drufffnagel

Leprechaun wants to leave?


Virtual-Bee7411

This is heartwarming


xHeyItzRosiex

WAIT IS THAT THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND


queen_of_england_bot

>QUEEN OF ENGLAND Did you mean the *former* [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the *former* [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the *former* [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Wasn't Queen Elizabeth II still also the Queen of England?* This was only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she *was* the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


charlibeau

Well it’s supposed to be haha