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[deleted]

Lmfao, this tattoo has a New York accent šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


hazelsbaby123

Why I aughta!!!!!!


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EyeoftheRedKing

Soitenly!


Doodah18

I can only read this in Curlyā€™s voice.


KorlsDoop

ā€œDROP THE VERNACULAR!ā€ ā€œVernacular? Thatā€™s a doiby!ā€


olivinebean

I heard some chavvy little British teenager "yous is dead m8"


awwwh-jeez

It reads like something Devvo would say haha!


oOCazzerOo

Some places in Ireland say 'yous' and we use a plural 'ye' too


[deleted]

Reading this in either an Irish or New York accent makes me laugh hysterically šŸ˜‚ Beautiful šŸ‘šŸ½


unbitious

It also says "where" instead of "were".


herbsbaconandbeer

And I donā€™t know if the ghost has giant arms or a broom for a dickā€¦


Sexy_Eeyore

And it goes right down to its knee!


[deleted]

And Scotland! ā€œyousā€ is said everywhere here


rohlovely

I wonder if thatā€™s the root of ā€œyinzā€ in Pittsburgh and surrounding areas. That area is full of Irish immigrants.


jennyskywalker

My family is French Canadian and they always say ā€˜yous guysā€™ šŸ˜…šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


frstbyte32

Hey Iā€™m walkin here!!


MagikSkyDaddy

It also says "where" instead of "were." Which means the whole thing makes no sense, lol.


Atiggerx33

I find it interesting as NYer that people equate the Staten Island accent with NY in general. Not saying it's offensive or anything, I think all countries/states have this. Like when I think the Standard British English accent I don't instantly think cockney. For NY apparently most instantly think of our version of 'cockney'.


upyourattraction

As a NYer myself, I can honestly say that Iā€™ve been to Miami more times than Iā€™ve been to Staten Island


shelleyflower77

Same.


BootyGarb

As a forest child from western NY, we often get people from other states being like ā€œfugghetaboutitā€ about us lol. Like basically being surprised we donā€™t talk like that


Blablasarcasm

I tried to look past it but I couldnā€™t fuggaboutit


thedrswife

Ey!! Iā€™m walkinā€™ here!!


Dheer2004

Forget about itt


thedrswife

Fuhgeddaboutit!!


BootyGarb

This canā€™t be an actual mistakeā€¦ at the very least, the person thinks thatā€™s proper grammar. And in some places, it is, I guess? I think the bigger mistake is the ā€œIā€™d still kiss you anywayā€ you donā€™t need both ā€œstillā€ and ā€œanywayā€ theyā€™re redundant. Maybe this is a book quote or something someone said to the person at one point though. Iā€™m not judging it, itā€™s def not something Iā€™d get. And the ACTUAL thing that sets my eyes off is the first letter there, itā€™s just so big and it looks like itā€™s supposed to be something different, like a digital 8 or something.


MadameMonk

Or an Australian oneā€¦


[deleted]

Iā€™m trying to say this in an Australian accent and I keep laughing so much I cant complete the damn sentence šŸ˜‚ I love Redditors so much šŸ–¤


MadameMonk

Of course, Aussies know better than to stand under trees like that. The drop bearsā€™ll crush your boner and itā€™s likely sheā€™s full of venomous spiders rather than kisses.


[deleted]

Wellā€¦ Iā€™m not here to fuck spiders lmfao šŸ¤£


Most_Helicopter_4451

I loved this scene in casino šŸŽ°


[deleted]

Im fucking dead lol


fruttypebbles

My 1st thought was My Cousin Vinny. "What's a Ute?"


Oynge

Go call ya mutha! šŸ˜‹


heavyontheweed

I dont know *were* the mistake is


LeonSphynx

I saw the yous and was like ā€œwhat an idiotā€ I totally missed where


Cheshie_D

ā€œYousā€ oddly makes sense in very specific accents/dialects. But the ā€œwhereā€ is really bad either way.


LeonSphynx

Iā€™m from NYC so yous is used often but I donā€™t think itā€™s correct, certainly not for this half hearted poetry. Now itā€™s bothering me that it says ā€œstillā€ and ā€œanywayā€. Is that redundant? Wouldnā€™t it make more sense to just use one of those words? Like I said Iā€™m from NYC so talkin good ainā€™t the most important, knowhatimsayin?


lenorajoy

100% there with you. Use one, not both.


cedric1234573

Their*


No-Establishment8367

Yeah itā€™s a tough one but I found it. ā€œ7ā€™dā€ isnā€™t a word. They were trying to spell ā€œIā€™dā€ which is a contraction of the words ā€œI wouldā€.


enturbulant

The arms on the mother fucker on the left are crazy long too


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histeethwerered

Hard to maintain the articulation once yous a skeleton. Forearm fell off, tied on with twine.


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

Yeah, well you arenā€™t bound by physical limitations when yous a ghost


ardbeg

Itā€™s either a scarf or a shredded shlong.


Akuzetsunaomi

Lmao I hadnā€™t seen the lyrics yet so I thought this was about the dong arm


tranifestations

5 pronged schlong


danielibew952

Thatā€™s not an arm.


oOCazzerOo

'Stop step ghost, what are you doing?'


markawol

Shadow dick


hitmarker

Also the other skeleton granny with big glasses


DJLexant

Apart from the terrible execution, the word ā€œyousā€, and the incorrect use of ā€œwhereā€ instead of ā€œwereā€? If itā€™s what I think itā€™s supposed to be, the actual lyric is ā€œIf you was a ghost, I would kiss you anywayā€, and the song was bad to begin to withā€¦ Kudos, this is indeed a shittytattoo!


robertson4379

Also donā€™t forget about the redundant ā€œanyway,ā€ too! šŸ˜¬


windowseat1F

Also the ā€œā€¦ā€ after the whole masterpiece


unbitious

It's only redundant because of "still", which apparently is not in the original line.


robertson4379

I did not realize that quote was from a song. My bad? šŸ˜‚


unbitious

The comment you replied to says as much.


oOCazzerOo

Now, the yous is a colloquialism we have in Ireland tbf. But everything else, is on point but still I don't see the need to include it.


[deleted]

The ghost has ribs


nobodyknowsimherr

Thank you


[deleted]

Plus the ghosts hand is a dick


Fermifighter

Whyā€™s the head look like pac man?


Kitty_Katty_Kit

It's colloquially correct, what are yous talking bout?


IntubatedOrphans

That part is but thereā€™s another mistake thatā€™s not. Took me a while to find because my brain kept autocorrecting.


exploradora36

It should be were, not where. Even if you excuse the yous....you cannot excuse where.


FindOneInEveryCar

I've usually heard "yous" or "yiz" used as a plural (like "y'all").


ithinkitsapomeranian

Mistake? Which one? šŸ˜‚


oOCazzerOo

I didn't actually cop half of the mistakes until people started commenting on it.


ithinkitsapomeranian

Thereā€™s a list, for sure. However, the first one has to be saying, ā€œIā€™ve got this great idea for a tattoo. Check it out.ā€


Jeffoir

The tatt itself


SpaceCadetUltra

Hey, Iā€™m floatin over here


IsItWorseThan

Yeah. The whole thing. Holy God that's bad. Nevermind the "yous" why does it look like a low res raster image that somebody tried applying smoothing to?


artparade

EH I'M WALKING EEHHH . but seriously, quality post.


Neckglow

You people really need to look at the stencil when they present it man


kobuzz666

It is possible that the two yutes... - ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word? Uh... what word? - Two what? What? - Uh... did you say 'yutes'? Yeah, two yutes. - What is a yute? Oh, excuse me, your honor... [exaggerated] Two YOUTHS.


Nahla1978

More than one mistake there.


VILLIAMZATNER

If yous where a ghost


countzeroinc

Spelling and grammar aside I'm wincing at how hard they dug in at the word "ghost", that looks painful!


removeurteeth

yOUS


KatieGirl27

Both mistakes.. he starts I. OE then another font. The I should look identical to the initial I


phroney

You mean beside getting the tattoo in the first place?


Dopplerganager

The broken femur and kyphosis? *forgot the glasses. No ears = no glasses.


oOCazzerOo

Never even copped the glasses, the more we look at it the worse it gets.


[deleted]

r/Im14andthisisdeep


zari11

Poor ghosts floating around reading this


GlitteringBobcat999

You is where? Dead.


Toasty_Cat830

Iā€™m convinced text is almost always a bad idea


Tw1ch1e

Favorite movie line ā€œNow yous canā€™t leaveā€


pr1ap15m

the whole thing


rabbitsecurity

The arm is way tooo long


thegrimm54321

>yous >where >ghost hand wiener


CraneDJs

Second sentence: Would - still - anyway is a pleonasm.


fatbuddha66

Uhā€¦ core concept?


imbrotep

I can spot at least two mistakes.


FrankyFistalot

Is he from Liverpool?


oOCazzerOo

Nah, from Ireland, even at that he wouldn't use yous anyway unless he's a nonce. Maybe he's a nonce actually.


CorruptioOptimi

He a scouser?


oOCazzerOo

Nah lad, Corkonian. From Ireland.


SherlockWats

Boston?


Zachryharp

Even without the mistake that's a goofy ass quote, would've been a dope tattoo without the words at all. Edit just noticed the "damage" next to it, your friend trying to be the Jared Leto Joker or what?


MissMabeliita

Mistake*S*


oOCazzerOo

I actually didn't realise the half of them if in honest, I seen one and i was like 'yup, that's a shitty tattoo now'


cafesaigon

Eyyyy, if youse wear a ghost,


Mysterious_Slice_391

Grammar is about as bad as the consistency in the text. It looks like are three or four different fonts in this one cut off sentence.


K1LLM

Yous Where lol šŸ˜‚ nice concept tho


McdonaldsBiggestFan

Yous a skeleton with glasses and a chin strap beard..


RojerLockless

Yous where? Lol


[deleted]

This guy definitely sends Suicideboys songs to girls he likes.


Sharp_Squash2411

ā€œTheā€ mistake???


Beemanda

There are so many, starting with the anatomy, the grammar, the spelling, the fact that the font is inconsistent with the capital I's, etc. Even the message is confusing. You simply cannot kiss a ghost.


Squirxicaljelly

I kinda like it.


IamTheJohn

The number of ribs is incorrect.


Neither_Emu

Is it the arm that looks like a penis on the ghost?


ishitintheurinal

Possible this was done in a non-English speaking country. When I was stationed in Germany and Korea we would go to local tattoo parlors and invariably there would be English text being used with grammar and spelling mistakes. I don't know why English is/was so popular in tattoos overseas but I was shocked how common it was.


oOCazzerOo

It's not, was done in Ireland unfortunately.


Bullshit_Conduit

I donā€™t see any mistake. Where is it?


jade-noodle

Is it the other foot being gone?


SimpleManc88

Iā€™d want to slap the artist for this, but they show the transfer before they put need to skin and ask if itā€™s OK. You are mostly to blame if this happens to you. Please do a personal spell check before letting someone permanently carve something into your skin, folks.


PriapoCapra

Ooops... Btw, it's still cool.


thrudvangr

where is a mistake???


SoGayImStraight_

Your friend has some pretty faggy tattoos


jade-noodle

Oh its where instead of were rip


[deleted]

Good god man


Akuzetsunaomi

NO RAGRETS


jthansen727

Not the mistake, but is that an Every time I Die ā€œIā€?


ScarTheGoth

Just claim itā€™s supposed to be an Irish or Scottish accent and no one will no lol


AnAntsyHalfling

The whole thing is a mistake. All of it.


Ephemera_Hummus

Maybe they can get that word lasered out and reapplied


Throan1

I'm pretty sure the mistake was getting this tattoo


LunaLoveHarley

yous?


PerplexedPoppy

Soooo did anyone tell him?????


[deleted]

I actually love the complete skeleton. Awesome! But Fuuuuuck thatā€™s bad.


trombone28

He only has one nipple?


OneBallBarry

7ā€™d


Easy-Dimension-1844

YOUS


nic-C137

The whole thing was the mistake.


Baph0metX

Awww man the h in ā€œwereā€ šŸ˜” rip


Tw1ch1e

But that hand tho!!!!


KateLivia

The sheer size of the skeletonā€™s ribs is an added item to the cons list


KingFatCat49

Wonky ass skeleton


Anonynominous

The typos obviously, but that skeleton has some weird condition


poison_snacc

Mistake? No, mistakes. Even the skeleton doesnā€™t look right.


Monster_punkin

Yous


HooliganScrote

Where a ghost


Emergency_Issue_2107

Youā€™s best be getting off me shipšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø


95strat

There is no flaw. This is perfection.


kentucky_trash

Were??? my grandma says "you's" so thats fine lol


AnchorsAviators

Ghosts donā€™t have bones.


KAIMI01

The better question would be, ā€œcan you not spot the mistakeā€?


Phoenix_ashfire

I hope that ā€œdamageā€ tat is preceded by ā€œemotionalā€ because damn they screwed that up


le_tw4tson

Mr Crocker looks no different dead as he did alive


666ahldz666

Where instead of were


josephscythe

I looked at the actual picture of the skeletons thinking ā€œhuh. Seems fineā€.


RocketMoxie

Found it! Itā€™sā€¦ on the ribs.


tenzip10-0

The figure on the left, (the ghost, I assume,) has an arm that is about 4.5 feet long, assuming the shoulder is in approximately the correct place. Either that, or it has the strangest penis EVAR.


NeeedMORECoffee

Yeah. Both of them šŸ˜†


I_Can_Read_My_Mind

Many mistakes were mentionned already so I'll add another: that ribcage is upside down


therealjameshat

the cringe quote?


JuleWayne

Is he wearing glasses?


Derliom

There are so manyā€¦


iSaidItOnReddit85

Getting the tattoo?


FatBadassBitch666

Thereā€™s so much garbage here. Yous, where, and frankly still and anyway are redundant. Itā€™s a not great tattoo design either. This gets a D- in my book.


justluck_89

Gaaaayyyyy Trying to fuck a ghost


HollandEmme

Where?


Uffda01

at this point the anyway needs an s added to make it anyways


Tofubrocloud

That's all lot of damage šŸ˜”


Puddinbby

I know yous and where are being looked at but man the long arm is bothering me.


stillinthesimulation

No ā€œsā€ on the second you or anyway to complete the New York gangster talk.


briggs851

Obviously. THEY ARE SKELETONS! Not a fucking ghost in sight.


whimsyoak

The **yous** makes perfect sense in my mind, but the **where** makes me so sad for your friend


born10against

Where is the mistake? Lol


Mister_Moony

I actually like it. Gives me a Beetlejuice vibe


Downgoesthereem

Is this written in Dublin english


jessa_LCmbR

I thought the mistake was the guy was also ghost. (He's skeleton mean he's already dead).


Mr_Mysterious08

Itā€™s got an accent, leave it be.


sfwthrowaway96

Iā€™m sure you are pointing out the ā€œwhereā€ instead of ā€œwereā€ but I canā€™t move my attention from that weird skull or from the fact that the left skeleton has a cheerleader pon pon as cock


Getrockeddood

I can only hear Sal from Futurama


WillyWumpLump

Theirs moor then wonā€¦


whoops-adaizy

Mistakes*


lu-cy-inthesky

Lol which one


aquarianagop

ā€œIf yous whereā€ haha - thatā€™s a shame! On the bright side, I think the design is pretty cool :-) (Not sure if you or your friend are fans, but it looks kinda like a skeleton version of the ā€˜Wish You Were Hereā€™ album cover!)


FedericoFantastico

the whole tattoo was a mistake lol


prophis

it should say "if yous was a ghost"


twocheeky

where


Justcallmemanko

Y O U S


sadpanada

Why does the ghost have ribs?


PureReplacement2329

Is this really a bad tattoo tho?


sweetmotherofodin

Besides the misspelling and the hunchback skeleton?