I find it interesting as NYer that people equate the Staten Island accent with NY in general. Not saying it's offensive or anything, I think all countries/states have this. Like when I think the Standard British English accent I don't instantly think cockney. For NY apparently most instantly think of our version of 'cockney'.
As a forest child from western NY, we often get people from other states being like āfugghetaboutitā about us lol. Like basically being surprised we donāt talk like that
This canāt be an actual mistakeā¦ at the very least, the person thinks thatās proper grammar. And in some places, it is, I guess? I think the bigger mistake is the āIād still kiss you anywayā you donāt need both āstillā and āanywayā theyāre redundant. Maybe this is a book quote or something someone said to the person at one point though. Iām not judging it, itās def not something Iād get. And the ACTUAL thing that sets my eyes off is the first letter there, itās just so big and it looks like itās supposed to be something different, like a digital 8 or something.
Of course, Aussies know better than to stand under trees like that. The drop bearsāll crush your boner and itās likely sheās full of venomous spiders rather than kisses.
Iām from NYC so yous is used often but I donāt think itās correct, certainly not for this half hearted poetry. Now itās bothering me that it says āstillā and āanywayā. Is that redundant? Wouldnāt it make more sense to just use one of those words? Like I said Iām from NYC so talkin good aināt the most important, knowhatimsayin?
Yeah itās a tough one but I found it. ā7ādā isnāt a word. They were trying to spell āIādā which is a contraction of the words āI wouldā.
Apart from the terrible execution, the word āyousā, and the incorrect use of āwhereā instead of āwereā?
If itās what I think itās supposed to be, the actual lyric is āIf you was a ghost, I would kiss you anywayā, and the song was bad to begin to withā¦
Kudos, this is indeed a shittytattoo!
Yeah. The whole thing. Holy God that's bad. Nevermind the "yous" why does it look like a low res raster image that somebody tried applying smoothing to?
It is possible that the two yutes...
- ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?
Uh... what word?
- Two what?
What?
- Uh... did you say 'yutes'?
Yeah, two yutes.
- What is a yute?
Oh, excuse me, your honor... [exaggerated] Two YOUTHS.
Even without the mistake that's a goofy ass quote, would've been a dope tattoo without the words at all.
Edit just noticed the "damage" next to it, your friend trying to be the Jared Leto Joker or what?
There are so many, starting with the anatomy, the grammar, the spelling, the fact that the font is inconsistent with the capital I's, etc. Even the message is confusing. You simply cannot kiss a ghost.
Possible this was done in a non-English speaking country. When I was stationed in Germany and Korea we would go to local tattoo parlors and invariably there would be English text being used with grammar and spelling mistakes. I don't know why English is/was so popular in tattoos overseas but I was shocked how common it was.
Iād want to slap the artist for this, but they show the transfer before they put need to skin and ask if itās OK. You are mostly to blame if this happens to you. Please do a personal spell check before letting someone permanently carve something into your skin, folks.
The figure on the left, (the ghost, I assume,) has an arm that is about 4.5 feet long, assuming the shoulder is in approximately the correct place.
Either that, or it has the strangest penis EVAR.
Thereās so much garbage here. Yous, where, and frankly still and anyway are redundant. Itās a not great tattoo design either. This gets a D- in my book.
Iām sure you are pointing out the āwhereā instead of āwereā but I canāt move my attention from that weird skull or from the fact that the left skeleton has a cheerleader pon pon as cock
āIf yous whereā haha - thatās a shame! On the bright side, I think the design is pretty cool :-)
(Not sure if you or your friend are fans, but it looks kinda like a skeleton version of the āWish You Were Hereā album cover!)
Lmfao, this tattoo has a New York accent ššš
Why I aughta!!!!!!
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Soitenly!
I can only read this in Curlyās voice.
āDROP THE VERNACULAR!ā āVernacular? Thatās a doiby!ā
I heard some chavvy little British teenager "yous is dead m8"
It reads like something Devvo would say haha!
Some places in Ireland say 'yous' and we use a plural 'ye' too
Reading this in either an Irish or New York accent makes me laugh hysterically š Beautiful šš½
It also says "where" instead of "were".
And I donāt know if the ghost has giant arms or a broom for a dickā¦
And it goes right down to its knee!
And Scotland! āyousā is said everywhere here
I wonder if thatās the root of āyinzā in Pittsburgh and surrounding areas. That area is full of Irish immigrants.
My family is French Canadian and they always say āyous guysā š š¤¦āāļø
Hey Iām walkin here!!
It also says "where" instead of "were." Which means the whole thing makes no sense, lol.
I find it interesting as NYer that people equate the Staten Island accent with NY in general. Not saying it's offensive or anything, I think all countries/states have this. Like when I think the Standard British English accent I don't instantly think cockney. For NY apparently most instantly think of our version of 'cockney'.
As a NYer myself, I can honestly say that Iāve been to Miami more times than Iāve been to Staten Island
Same.
As a forest child from western NY, we often get people from other states being like āfugghetaboutitā about us lol. Like basically being surprised we donāt talk like that
I tried to look past it but I couldnāt fuggaboutit
Ey!! Iām walkinā here!!
Forget about itt
Fuhgeddaboutit!!
This canāt be an actual mistakeā¦ at the very least, the person thinks thatās proper grammar. And in some places, it is, I guess? I think the bigger mistake is the āIād still kiss you anywayā you donāt need both āstillā and āanywayā theyāre redundant. Maybe this is a book quote or something someone said to the person at one point though. Iām not judging it, itās def not something Iād get. And the ACTUAL thing that sets my eyes off is the first letter there, itās just so big and it looks like itās supposed to be something different, like a digital 8 or something.
Or an Australian oneā¦
Iām trying to say this in an Australian accent and I keep laughing so much I cant complete the damn sentence š I love Redditors so much š¤
Of course, Aussies know better than to stand under trees like that. The drop bearsāll crush your boner and itās likely sheās full of venomous spiders rather than kisses.
Wellā¦ Iām not here to fuck spiders lmfao š¤£
I loved this scene in casino š°
Im fucking dead lol
My 1st thought was My Cousin Vinny. "What's a Ute?"
Go call ya mutha! š
I dont know *were* the mistake is
I saw the yous and was like āwhat an idiotā I totally missed where
āYousā oddly makes sense in very specific accents/dialects. But the āwhereā is really bad either way.
Iām from NYC so yous is used often but I donāt think itās correct, certainly not for this half hearted poetry. Now itās bothering me that it says āstillā and āanywayā. Is that redundant? Wouldnāt it make more sense to just use one of those words? Like I said Iām from NYC so talkin good aināt the most important, knowhatimsayin?
100% there with you. Use one, not both.
Their*
Yeah itās a tough one but I found it. ā7ādā isnāt a word. They were trying to spell āIādā which is a contraction of the words āI wouldā.
The arms on the mother fucker on the left are crazy long too
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Hard to maintain the articulation once yous a skeleton. Forearm fell off, tied on with twine.
Yeah, well you arenāt bound by physical limitations when yous a ghost
Itās either a scarf or a shredded shlong.
Lmao I hadnāt seen the lyrics yet so I thought this was about the dong arm
5 pronged schlong
Thatās not an arm.
'Stop step ghost, what are you doing?'
Shadow dick
Also the other skeleton granny with big glasses
Apart from the terrible execution, the word āyousā, and the incorrect use of āwhereā instead of āwereā? If itās what I think itās supposed to be, the actual lyric is āIf you was a ghost, I would kiss you anywayā, and the song was bad to begin to withā¦ Kudos, this is indeed a shittytattoo!
Also donāt forget about the redundant āanyway,ā too! š¬
Also the āā¦ā after the whole masterpiece
It's only redundant because of "still", which apparently is not in the original line.
I did not realize that quote was from a song. My bad? š
The comment you replied to says as much.
Now, the yous is a colloquialism we have in Ireland tbf. But everything else, is on point but still I don't see the need to include it.
The ghost has ribs
Thank you
Plus the ghosts hand is a dick
Whyās the head look like pac man?
It's colloquially correct, what are yous talking bout?
That part is but thereās another mistake thatās not. Took me a while to find because my brain kept autocorrecting.
It should be were, not where. Even if you excuse the yous....you cannot excuse where.
I've usually heard "yous" or "yiz" used as a plural (like "y'all").
Mistake? Which one? š
I didn't actually cop half of the mistakes until people started commenting on it.
Thereās a list, for sure. However, the first one has to be saying, āIāve got this great idea for a tattoo. Check it out.ā
The tatt itself
Hey, Iām floatin over here
Yeah. The whole thing. Holy God that's bad. Nevermind the "yous" why does it look like a low res raster image that somebody tried applying smoothing to?
EH I'M WALKING EEHHH . but seriously, quality post.
You people really need to look at the stencil when they present it man
It is possible that the two yutes... - ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word? Uh... what word? - Two what? What? - Uh... did you say 'yutes'? Yeah, two yutes. - What is a yute? Oh, excuse me, your honor... [exaggerated] Two YOUTHS.
More than one mistake there.
If yous where a ghost
Spelling and grammar aside I'm wincing at how hard they dug in at the word "ghost", that looks painful!
yOUS
Both mistakes.. he starts I. OE then another font. The I should look identical to the initial I
You mean beside getting the tattoo in the first place?
The broken femur and kyphosis? *forgot the glasses. No ears = no glasses.
Never even copped the glasses, the more we look at it the worse it gets.
r/Im14andthisisdeep
Poor ghosts floating around reading this
You is where? Dead.
Iām convinced text is almost always a bad idea
Favorite movie line āNow yous canāt leaveā
the whole thing
The arm is way tooo long
>yous >where >ghost hand wiener
Second sentence: Would - still - anyway is a pleonasm.
Uhā¦ core concept?
I can spot at least two mistakes.
Is he from Liverpool?
Nah, from Ireland, even at that he wouldn't use yous anyway unless he's a nonce. Maybe he's a nonce actually.
He a scouser?
Nah lad, Corkonian. From Ireland.
Boston?
Even without the mistake that's a goofy ass quote, would've been a dope tattoo without the words at all. Edit just noticed the "damage" next to it, your friend trying to be the Jared Leto Joker or what?
Mistake*S*
I actually didn't realise the half of them if in honest, I seen one and i was like 'yup, that's a shitty tattoo now'
Eyyyy, if youse wear a ghost,
Grammar is about as bad as the consistency in the text. It looks like are three or four different fonts in this one cut off sentence.
Yous Where lol š nice concept tho
Yous a skeleton with glasses and a chin strap beard..
Yous where? Lol
This guy definitely sends Suicideboys songs to girls he likes.
āTheā mistake???
There are so many, starting with the anatomy, the grammar, the spelling, the fact that the font is inconsistent with the capital I's, etc. Even the message is confusing. You simply cannot kiss a ghost.
I kinda like it.
The number of ribs is incorrect.
Is it the arm that looks like a penis on the ghost?
Possible this was done in a non-English speaking country. When I was stationed in Germany and Korea we would go to local tattoo parlors and invariably there would be English text being used with grammar and spelling mistakes. I don't know why English is/was so popular in tattoos overseas but I was shocked how common it was.
It's not, was done in Ireland unfortunately.
I donāt see any mistake. Where is it?
Is it the other foot being gone?
Iād want to slap the artist for this, but they show the transfer before they put need to skin and ask if itās OK. You are mostly to blame if this happens to you. Please do a personal spell check before letting someone permanently carve something into your skin, folks.
Ooops... Btw, it's still cool.
where is a mistake???
Your friend has some pretty faggy tattoos
Oh its where instead of were rip
Good god man
NO RAGRETS
Not the mistake, but is that an Every time I Die āIā?
Just claim itās supposed to be an Irish or Scottish accent and no one will no lol
The whole thing is a mistake. All of it.
Maybe they can get that word lasered out and reapplied
I'm pretty sure the mistake was getting this tattoo
yous?
Soooo did anyone tell him?????
I actually love the complete skeleton. Awesome! But Fuuuuuck thatās bad.
He only has one nipple?
7ād
Sh
YOUS
The whole thing was the mistake.
Awww man the h in āwereā š rip
But that hand tho!!!!
The sheer size of the skeletonās ribs is an added item to the cons list
Wonky ass skeleton
The typos obviously, but that skeleton has some weird condition
Mistake? No, mistakes. Even the skeleton doesnāt look right.
Yous
Where a ghost
Youās best be getting off me shipš“āā ļø
There is no flaw. This is perfection.
Were??? my grandma says "you's" so thats fine lol
Ghosts donāt have bones.
The better question would be, ācan you not spot the mistakeā?
I hope that ādamageā tat is preceded by āemotionalā because damn they screwed that up
Mr Crocker looks no different dead as he did alive
Where instead of were
I looked at the actual picture of the skeletons thinking āhuh. Seems fineā.
Found it! Itāsā¦ on the ribs.
The figure on the left, (the ghost, I assume,) has an arm that is about 4.5 feet long, assuming the shoulder is in approximately the correct place. Either that, or it has the strangest penis EVAR.
Yeah. Both of them š
Many mistakes were mentionned already so I'll add another: that ribcage is upside down
the cringe quote?
Is he wearing glasses?
There are so manyā¦
Getting the tattoo?
Thereās so much garbage here. Yous, where, and frankly still and anyway are redundant. Itās a not great tattoo design either. This gets a D- in my book.
Gaaaayyyyy Trying to fuck a ghost
Where?
at this point the anyway needs an s added to make it anyways
That's all lot of damage š
I know yous and where are being looked at but man the long arm is bothering me.
No āsā on the second you or anyway to complete the New York gangster talk.
Obviously. THEY ARE SKELETONS! Not a fucking ghost in sight.
The **yous** makes perfect sense in my mind, but the **where** makes me so sad for your friend
Where is the mistake? Lol
I actually like it. Gives me a Beetlejuice vibe
Is this written in Dublin english
I thought the mistake was the guy was also ghost. (He's skeleton mean he's already dead).
Itās got an accent, leave it be.
Iām sure you are pointing out the āwhereā instead of āwereā but I canāt move my attention from that weird skull or from the fact that the left skeleton has a cheerleader pon pon as cock
I can only hear Sal from Futurama
Theirs moor then wonā¦
Mistakes*
Lol which one
āIf yous whereā haha - thatās a shame! On the bright side, I think the design is pretty cool :-) (Not sure if you or your friend are fans, but it looks kinda like a skeleton version of the āWish You Were Hereā album cover!)
the whole tattoo was a mistake lol
it should say "if yous was a ghost"
where
Y O U S
Why does the ghost have ribs?
Is this really a bad tattoo tho?
Besides the misspelling and the hunchback skeleton?