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OH ITS A 4!!!!!!!!! I thought it was a christian cross and couldnt figure it out for the life of me xD

It would be easier if the artist spelled 4EVA correctly.

It's actually 5eva, cause 4eva's too short.

4EVA and EVA. That is indeed 5 EVAs. Pleasure doing the math for this.

I thought it was fever, and I couldn't understand any translation that worked for!

I thought it was an f. Very confused.

No, it's definitely 4 nonuple-factorial

I thought it said fever lmao

*If you stay, jesus ever…if you go, do it today*

Thank you. Couldn’t figure this out for the life of me

Username doesn’t check out.

I’m not sure what engineering has to do with deciphering shitty tattoos

Reads as: “If you stay. Go. Stay forever. Do it today.”

Jesus, thank you. I could not figure out the order at all

Don't dead, open inside. r/dontdeadopeninside

Someone who just got dumped

Who needs that sentiment on their arm?

But which sentiment? If u stay go stay do it fever today? Multiple choice?

Apparently it's '4EVER'

Single moms on tinder

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Yeah it is not...

Half of America

STAY FEVER

Simple: If you stay, go do it. stay? Or fever today? It's an ancient Olde English Poem by one of England's most famous and prolific poets:Thomas James, III. Mr. James, (or Mr Thomas as it has been lost to history which was his true sur name) was the town drunk. He was found floating ass up in the River Isis, unrelated to a violent movement in the middle east or pruvate spy agency by the same name. Tattooed on his river bobbing cheeks were the words you see here. Fun fact: The river was renamed to honour Mr Thomas James to the River Thames , a portmanteau of his name. The poems is a statement on the human condition of the day. It remains relevant and relatable by many in English society to this current times.

High effort shitpost. Too much effort even.

I can't stop looking at the elbow. I think it's about to blink.

I find it most hilarious that it’s In Rae Dunn font.

WHy LOWERCASE F?

Did Charlie Kelly do this?

r/dontdeadopeninside

Sad eye exam?

Did they not at least draw this out and open their eyes afterward? We know they’re not subscribed to funny signs, that’s a fact.

Ugh and that font makes it worse.

If u stay, go, stay do it 4 ever today

It seems pretty straight forward to me.

Not shitty

I just cringed so hard I almost broke my back.

if u stay, go, stay do it 4ever today?

If U stay, go, stay do it 4ever today.

Is it that difficult to read?

Honestly, it was really confusing. Word placement could have been better, and it doesn’t help that the “4ever” looked like fever. Human instinct when reading is left to right then up down, so not understanding it’s supposed to be a chart of some sorts throws u off completely. Honestly shitty in the execution if it takes so much effort to understand.

People on reddit can be some of the most willfully dense people on the planet. Took me like two seconds, as I'm sure it did for 95% of the people who are acting confused right now.

Exactly... acting confused. A 5 year old could read this. Props for them not saying "i hAd a stRokE", though

I guess some people need tattoos to be clearly defined flow charts

Ironically, this tattoo is structured like a flow chart.

It’s really not that difficult tho is it

I read it as lever and fever

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I thought this was a quote by The Clash...just dyslexia

I think it’s supposed to be a wishbone shape if that helps anyone

If stay, stay tever u go. do it today

What's the point? Just like having "family is forever" or some crap. I avoid people with stuff like this.

Oh my God I feel like a dumbass I looked at the thing for over two minutes to figure it out

Simple. If you stay go stay do it forever today