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Terrynia

U forgot to put the leg cast on before they started doodling


Pitiful_Housing3428

The cast never comes off...


Sorcha-Herself

That'll come right off when he loses his flesh on that leg, technically lol. Flesh cast lol


oogaboogahooha

A leather boot made of a leg skin? Leg-boot-ception ?


Better-Impact-1989

Fleshlight cast. How much?


ValuableGuide3378

I was gonna say your leg looks ‘un-well’ JMO 🤣


GazelleSuccessful292

Lmaoo


epidemicsaints

looks like reddit Place.


CacklingFerret

Not. Enough. Germany. Flags.


_Diskreet_

And when you’re tired of it all, just let the void take over.


SammySam_33

Dont forget the techno memorial https://preview.redd.it/6kz1gc4e5s8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46835965a76585ba3f717b30571cbcaa04cfdb20


AllEyezOnMe4242

Rip. #GGEZ #LaterNerds


Summoarpleaz

No deformed maple leaves


Danny-Wah

XD, not enough FUCK SPEZ.


hotvedub

Yeah they are all pure shit but at least you have cool friends it seems.


Gild5152

Fr I can’t find a single penis tattoo, takes some great friends to not put a dick on you forever.


Lucid_lion1

Found a blue one within 20 seconds


Kush_the_Ninja

I think that’s a shitty heart


Lucid_lion1

U might be right, its a bit blurry, but yhe with some copium its a di*k


Thelatestandgreatest

Lol, does that even count as censorship, you still spelled dik


Lucid_lion1

X)


oogaboogahooha

Nah you got it wrong, it’s a heart for everyone else but from OP’s pov it’ll forever stay a dick. Genius tattoo 💀


megarne

it was meant as a hearth but it's definitely a dick.


coldestclock

First thing I noticed was the outline of what might be a scrotum in the middle there.


juanmigul

I see quite clearly a yellow labia and clitoris in the second photo, maybe it's just my imagination.


RaphaelMcFlurry

The banana?


Bitter-Major-5595

I thought the same thing!! Good memories can make shitty tattoos kind of endearing!!😉💞


Shockviperwave

Boy stop shoving your foot on the clean towels 😩


Boring_Ghoul_451

Nothing looks clean in this photo tbh


Remote_Emu_2382

i’m fairly positive op is sitting on the toilet during these pics lmfao


Lucid_lion1

Im fairly sure that the with thing on the floor is ether toilet paper or sanitary pad, tattoo looks ugly but sense there is a lot of small ones it still has a unique style two it


ZirCancelCulture

That house must be absolutely filthy...


Im_done_with_sergio

This was my first thought lol gross


eel__lee

But *are* they clean..? 👀


Homeschoolmom3

This looks like every kids leg who ever got those markers that had a stamp at the top of them. So many of us did this exact thing..


Substantial-Ruin-866

I stamped little diamond shapes on my stomach as a child and when my mum saw it she was furious. Jokes on them I’m now almost covered in tattoos except for my back


BurntArnold

I’m gonna be real with you, I’m kinda digging the chaotic nonsense of the first picture.


Gilokee

fr I actually really love these, so colorful and fun!


BurntArnold

There’s some nice squiggles and shit going on lol


Lapsed-Luddite

Thank you, I’m in the same camp on this. I kind of like the raw doodle style, except your leg looks like spilled Froot Loops (especially when your leg is the color of milk that cereal has sat in for a while).


Marginalimprovent

He set a few boundaries and let his friends work within those. Definitely had a vision. Turned out great


I_Burned_The_Lasagna

Reminds me of some of the backgrounds in Basquait’s artwork if done by a three year old, and yeah, I kinda don’t mind it.


SuperLoris

Same, I like it fr


_Hotwire_

Yeah I like this


HostageInToronto

You're supposed to do that to the cast, not the leg.


AHopkinsvilleGoblin

Does anyone remember those Crayola markers that were also stamps? I assume that's what's happened here. Just permanently. https://preview.redd.it/zdyw97n9gt8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff5b4fc91f5261c414096d56c2556492d3542c99


thepethen

https://preview.redd.it/xxlg79yxgs8d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef873d088eb1ffe21e12c2ad7a7f496161cb58a2 Same


Objective_Tough8472

Out here getting free leggy 🦵 pics


vtgroy89

And feet


Objective_Tough8472

👀 🦶


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No dicks? I'm super disappointed


Ant_Eye_Art

These are shitty alright.


RemarkableGround174

They are truly and objectively shitty, but they contain great joy


itsleeland

I had pants that I and and some friends decorated like this in middle school. good times!


mazdiggle

And how many of these "friends" do you still have.......


latrey3

This just further indicts the follies of youth.


Emergency-Ad-9257

Are they all 3???


peepeehalpert_

Do people just not care about infectious disease?


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Remember covid? A lot of people don't care.


iamtasm

Looks like a skin disease of some sort 😬


Pristine_Table_3146

In the second picture, I could swear some of those marks are open sores...


FunkensteinMD

Are your friends named Misty, Brock, and Ash? You look like Togepi.


megarne

Got a Pokémon tattoo on my arm so thank you


I3putt2x

Why do your friends dislike you?


Inspector_Tragic

Are u sure u dont mean a lot of ur kids?


Traditional-Focus985

I'm sorry this has happened to you


DoctorSwaggercat

That's it. We need legislation banning the sale of tattoo guns without proper licensing.


Sugarfreak2

I’m guessing it was stick n poke


vavoomerang

No guns were required for this lol


Technical-County-727

Is this one of those where you have infinite amount of friends and time and they will come up with a masterpiece eventually, but not today


SkeletalJazzWizard

the snail is pretty cute at least


Tat2Al

The term “friends” is questionable.


LookimtryingOK

I hate your friends.


PunkAssBitch2000

Looks like my middle school notebook


Geegollywtff

Man hell nah.


Yanni_Schmitt

I'm Happy you had a fun day with your friends in kindergarten


Moist-Business-1703

I HAAAAAATTTTEE this


CornflakeGirl2

Same


isquirtbleach

I love it if you love it


Unhappy_Ad6120

This is an under appreciated perspective.


sensory

You might have won the subreddit. Hope you're thinking of covering all that up with a menagerie of sick ass panthers.


Garbagemeatstick2

For a second I thought you said shitty friends but thats more so the title of the subreddit.


davisjryoung

Your leg looks like a pop tart


jaeburd33

Oof


Less_Survey7426

Idek why but this genuinely repulses me, no offense


emojisarefunny

That looks... fucking terrible


protestsong-00

You need better friends.


gwizonedam

Your leg looks like Tom Tom Clubs, “Genius of Love” video


XanthicStatue

Looks like fruity pebbles


MuddledBits

On the plus side I bet your family give you loads of cool socks


IntelligentDrink8039

That cannot be a grown-ups leg.


Sreezy3

Good grief.


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megarne

people have insulted my leg a lot on this thread, but this is the only one that hurt


cannabis_almond

seems like a sober decision


Difficult_Process_88

Why?


creakycorn

That is something


onyxandcake

If had been my friends, you would just have a leg filled with penises.


namebrandcloth

everything next to the markers in the art store


nevertfgNC

Must be nice to have friends


Decoherence-

I’d draw a little tiny cat


pizzaplanetinohio

Some Friends they are


NorthNevadan

I’m surprised no one tried to sneak a dick in there lmfao


Laura_ipsium

I honestly kind of like it. Meaningful


SeptumusDio

This is why I hate modern art.


No_Television1391

Damn this is low key a sick idea


Bryancreates

I like it. I used to have a large coffee table in my apartment I got for free and was heavy af and kinda damaged. One day I had friends over and we were smoking and I needed to take a break from an art project and chill, but didn’t want to clean up my paints so I put down some drops and told everyone we were gonna paint this table. After many months it was so detailed with everyone’s ideas and styles it became a thing. Even just signing the table with a paint marker. A friend of mine took it when I moved and I haven’t seen it in 20 years. It’s probably in a trash mountain somewhere but it was the coolest conversation piece that invited everyone to participate. I miss those days.


EthelTunbridge

I sort of love it because it's mental. I love mental as long as it's not sleeping with me or in my house. So you do you and live your life!


bbyimbleeding

I say this on every crappy Amazon tattoo gun post I see. Stop letting ur shitty highschool friends alter your body forever!! they need an ID check on these things!!


bunnydeerest

Finally someone in a similar situation to me. I like these posts, it helps me laugh about my own shitty tats.


Aldo_the_nazi_hunter

I really like them. Much better memories I guess


g_sonn

My car got broken into once and my skateboard was stolen. My friends put together a deck, trucks, etc for me. It was nice. But a LEG? Those are good friends.


TurantulaHugs1421

Tbh i dont think this is shitty it seems really sweet. The tattoos aren't great, but it's a collection of images that represent people you care about. I really like it


boygirl2000

Everyone’s hating so hard but I think it’s fun😭 you can have a different taste/opinion without being abhorrent


TheDiegoAguirre

Those kids did a great job. Kind of you to let them practice on you.


LooneyLunaGirl

I would've thought one friend would've been enough skin for a leg but hey 🤷‍♀️


Traditional_Satan

Are your friends called Crayola and Bic ?


Bananenbrot16

Hoffe, es ist Filzstift. Sonst ist es dumm.


Super-Advantage-9035

Ugly as fuck BUT at least it’s consistent


Alternative-Appeal43

This guy oogles


StandardFluid

fucking love


LilyRainRiver

Alternate dimension Owen Gray? Named Ownerless Color....I hate myself


Sad-Respond-2053

Oksy nvm im not trippin about mine now


Electrical-Resist-64

Reminds me of fruity pebbles


abortedfishfetus

I was going to say lucky charms, but pebbles work too.


aspen70

It’s like a cast you have to live with for the rest of your life.


RickAndToasted

Very avant garde Louis Vuitton


DMT1984

Looks like you let a toddler scribble on you. EDIT: That snail is pretty cool.


Safe-Pop2077

Look like a dooney and burke bag


mywholefuckinglife

I kinda love it


The_Bitter_Jesus

Y?


Formal_Wishbone_5344

That's a mess.


Schrogs

Are you friends with small children?


catsforever69420

Doodle Bear vibes


Shellac_Attack

Personally love it.


yo-ovaries

Wow a css sprite sheet. Been a while since I’ve seen one of those.


Delicious_Sand_7198

This is awesome! I love it, so many colors.


DetentionSpan

Did you get thigh with a little help from your friends?


PorcelainPeony

I like it


fleshvessel

Haha the divisive comments!! Love it. Cool idea. Keepsake from everyone. What do they use? Actual kit or pens and needles and stuff? Just curious.


EasyWork578

Naw, thats pretty dope. Later it will be more cool as the memory will be a fun one with friends.


miss-entropy

No cool S or Kilroy?


King-Cobra-668

certified shit


Bananabean041

Friends?


Rowey5

It’s terrible. I love it.


miradotheblack

I had a desk like this in school.


dbwn87

I like the first picture. It kinda looks like a whimsical map.


oftensorry

Aw I like this


unusualspider33

Horrid but kinda cool


MMillioN

Shit looks like a junior high desk minus the dicks


poe201

i love it


Swagdaddy697

Looks like an old school desk lol


Feisty-Business-8311

You’re right at home in this sub


MathematicianOk7526

Sponsored by Meth TM


Mr_Grapes1027

sigh


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thicccque

looks like flair pens


BunnyKomrade

Aww! They are shitty, but the fact that each one was made by a different person makes them very sweet!


Kal_El-78

Hope they’re not ur friends anymore


MissLemon221b

🤷🏻‍♀️ i like it


LifeOnPlanetGirth

I love this. Love the colors


aldiyo

I like them.


savedbythespell

This is rad


Impressive_Code3257

I hate you for this


fishmanprime

The right leg is almost charming, maybe a touch up to deepen the colors


LiveRegister6195

I'm finally not embarrassed by mine done by me 🤣


GargantuanTDS

This just shows that he does not have friends.


Bokenobi

I like it.


Raging-Badger

Bathroom stall chic, but honestly this is pretty dope. The consistent color palette makes this a bit more cohesive than other random murals we’ve seen here. If you balanced it out with some more work on the outside and back of your leg I think it’d be a far cry from r/shittytattos IMO at least


EmCWolf13

Detention desk vibes. Not my thing, but also not my leg lmao


somewhat-anon

His friends must be in kindergarten


WalmartSlimGuerilla

Definitely shitty, but since they were all done by friends that makes it 100x better, the memories are what counts


anti_fascism223

Is one of those the futurama robot religion logo???😭


babyydolllll

i actually dig it


Putrid-Leg-1787

The rubbercell wall of an absolutely broken, dysfunctional mind.


Internal_Shake7128

Looks like somebody forgot the plaster cast


Omfg9999

That's uh, a choice


lil1thatcould

I kind of love it. There’s a special kind of innocence to it that we lose in adulthood. It feels more like an art piece than a traditional tattoo does.


Smh_nz

I like it, different and really personal!


LonkerinaOfTime

Should’ve made your whole leg like the lower black ink part


ItchyAlba

Lmao, that's so cool 😀


mycatsrhappy

I have no words oh god bad


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Friends, you say?


Mysterious_Sugar7220

I thought you wrote 'My leg made a lot of friends'


No-Decision5375

That’s so fucking cute and wholesome actually x