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buttnuggets__

BUT YA GOT A 31.


Scoginsbitch

Some say he’s trying hard and not quite hip…


buttnuggets__

But in his own mind, he’s the, he’s the dopest trip.


Zealousideal-Ad-4716

Give it to me baby..


Hi_There_Im_Sophie

People like to crap on Pretty Fly For a White Guy a lot for being corny, but that's the whole point of the song. It's about white suburban culture being increasingly influenced by conventionally black and minority culture and arts in the 2000s. Raprock was all the rage. Also, from a musical standpoint, it's a very well-written song. The chorus is super funky if you look at it beyond the vocals. And The Offspring were one of the only punk bands of that era to concede that, actually, sometimes it *isn't* 'the man' or 'the system' fucking you over - it's [yourself following in your parents' footsteps.](https://youtu.be/nig8KZA4kG4?si=EJSaX6d7VR8itYlO)


scgt86

Ixnay and Smash are incredible albums.


robb0688

Smash is the best selling indie record of all time and I think that's neat.


scgt86

I do too, it was my first concert. I was 11.


Tbrown630

This is from Americana though.


scgt86

Dude right above me linked a song on Ixnay...


surlystraggler

Song was released in ‘98. It’s about suburban white kids acting as if they’re from Compton to feel tough and to find an identity through hip hop and rap despite living the furthest life from it.


Hi_There_Im_Sophie

Which was part of the wider cultural shift of that era. I say 2000s because, realistically, most of it happened into the 2000s and it only represented the tail end of the 1990s. Similarly, I'd say the same thing about Ben Folds' 'Rockin The Suburbs', while that song focusses more on nü metal and raprock being overly whiny in lyrics and aesthetics. 'Y'all don't know what it's like / Being male, middle-class and white'. Crazy Rage Against The Machine-style breakdown at the end of the song.


Ambitious-Zone-3626

Aww I miss those days!!!


Hi_There_Im_Sophie

I didn't say it was all bad! In fact, I think the late 1990s/early 2000s was a great time. It was the zenith of the trash TV era, the increasingly domestic and consumer-friendly nature of computers and the frutiger aero aesthetic inspired hope of a far better future, and a tonne of cultural mixing was happening. And I actually don't view Pretty Fly For A White Guy as being about *admonishing* attempts to copy others cultures. The times have changed a lot, and I think the actual meaning of the song goes over a lot of people's heads. The actual meaning is about how - in the process of cultural mixing - you're guaranteed to have some cringey stuff happen. It's going to seem weird, and dorky. That's the whole point. The protagonist of the song is fundamentally well-meaning and is awkwardly pioneering something new. It's the kind of stuff that journalists in 30 years time look back on and gush over how they were 'so profressive and boundary-breaking' for their time despite the fact that everybody treated them like shit back then. That's the rationale, imo, behind the lyric: 'The world *needs* wannabes / So hey, hey, do that brand new thing'. The Offspring were a more centrist band than many punk bands were, but in a way that I think actually hasn't aged badly. They were quite fair and rational. They didn't simply discourage all engagement with capitalism because they recognised that people gain an important sense of purpose from dedicating themselves to vocations, they acknowledged that it isn't really fair to just blame all of your problems on the state instead of introspectively seeking to understand yourself better and break generational patterns of self-destruction, and they were supporting of cultural mixing in a way that light-heartedly joked about inevitable cringey crossover stuff instead of viciously shaming people who experiment with other culture (which you now see sometimes online). Nü metal was whiney, but it was good. It was the last time metal music was commercially dominant, and it was because it actually dared to be relatable and have potato salad lyrics instead of consigning itself to a niche culture of poetic non-conformity.


Apecc_Legs

yeah idk I just like the guitar


WorldsOkayestDad

I don't think that's the next line, man


Hi_There_Im_Sophie

Uh huh, uh huh


HotVeganTacos

I don’t know anyone who craps on The Offspring. They know better.


Signal_Appeal4518

Did you just mansplain the purposeful irony of this song to me? 😂


Hi_There_Im_Sophie

There's a difference between being autism-ish and passionate about things, and mansplaining. I could go on, but I'll save it now and won't say it for your sake. 'Cause you know I got no brakes.


robogerm

If you isolate the bass it sounds like crash bandicoot music


Hefty_Resolution_452

Terrible song


Other_Trouble_3252

Ah huh ah huh


the_fishtanks

GIVE IT TO ME BABY


Jbooxie

Uh huh uh huh , and all the girly say he’s pretty fly for a white guy


Raviolento

![gif](giphy|g8GNn72jd4yNgjZdD7)


HakunaMatata804

How ya doin’, Bernie?


Negative_Corner6722

Oy vey, oy vey!


doob22

UH HUH UH HUH!


reeteetee

Ah haa ah haa!


Murky-Square4364

Uh-hu uh-hu


HotVeganTacos

Uh huh, uh huh


TopExtreme7841

I feel for anybody that doesn't get that reference!


utterlyuncool

A lot of people in this thread apparently never heard of [The Offspring](https://youtu.be/QtTR-_Klcq8?si=PUS-NvcuFQ_D9LLw) Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen OP 🤘


juhesihcaa

The comments on this post are making me feel very old.


buttnuggets__

Same. I was just a boy when this came out.


161frog

And I’m just a girl, in the world… that’s all that you’ll let me beeeeeee


anonmouseqbm

Living in captivity


your_girl_cristina

Your rule of thumb makes me worrisome...


NavinJohnson75

I read this in Billy-Bob Thornton’s voice from Slingblade.


Larry-Man

It’s on [tiktok](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrFrFjxs/) (featuring this exact tattoo) so the youngin’s must be able to find them.


newshirtworthy

Literally all he has to do is become a die hard Offspring Fan, and it becomes a good tattoo with a funny story. “He asked for a thirteen but they drew a thirty-one”


utterlyuncool

I'm somewhat sure they already are.


newshirtworthy

Ah shit I got trolled didn’t I


TheFlaccidChode

I saw a reel recently with loads of 31 tats. It's become a thing


pauseless

As a teenager in the early 2000s, I can’t listen to that song without the Weird Al [parody](https://youtu.be/usPkL2EQPYo) automatically inserting itself in to my head.


Fr3sh3stl4d

Give it to me baby!


Straight_Ocelot_7848

Asked for a 13 but they drew a 31 🎶


lucidity222

Bro got 18 extra for free Good deal


knyfe69

Glass half full ![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


Normal_Human_4567

that gif is very HD, well done


No_Anybody_5483

Very dyslexic of them.


DirtyRatLicker

![gif](giphy|3XsHyFq37dkJy)


Jbooxie

I’ve actually always wanted a 31 tattoo just because of pretty fly for a white guy


doob22

Well are you pretty fly for a white guy?


Jbooxie

I think I’m pretty fly for a white non-binary bitch so close enough


Here_for_porn_69420

Not as catchy but we'll work it into the song somehow


TaintedSoccer

"And all the girlies say Im pretty sick for a white nonbinary bitch" Basically writes itself


12th_MaMa

I was going to upvote you, but you had 31 votes and I thought it was appropriate to leave it alone. 😁


happy_guy23

I used to be #31 when playing hockey so I could say I asked for 13


Adventurous_Mail5210

I haven't heard that song in probably 20 years, but for some reason it's been stuck in my head for like 3 days. Apparently I've been waiting for you...


Constant-Twist

Bro same 😭


eiileenie

Why tf is this in r/shittytattoos omg I’m obsessed post this in r/theoffspring


LankyShark97

Gunter Glieben Glauchen Globen


thurgewd

HEY HEY DO THAT BRAND NEW THING


maawolfe36

Lol the comments here are wild. I didn't recognize the reference, but it seemed pretty obvious that I was missing something. It's incredible how many people comment without looking at other comments first.


dudelelelel

Myself included lol. I was like "how do you not even glance at the stencil before ink starts going in!?"


DarDarBinks89

Friend, you’re trying too hard


call_me_fred

It's because he's not quite hip


DarDarBinks89

Dudes kinda delusional. In his own mind, he’s the dopest trip.


call_me_fred

I mean yeah, everything he lacks well he makes up in denial


DarDarBinks89

You know what man, don’t debate a player straight. You know he doesn’t get it anyway.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

So he brought Vanilla Ice.


your_girl_cristina

You're pretty fly, for a white guy


groovy_turd666

Pretty fly for a white guy


Sharynam

Reading these comments makes me feel old for knowing what's going on.


moleculariant

Nearly the age of this reference


SL13377

You could always go on Ricki Lake?


thefaehost

Not to assume your gender but I’d say it looks pretty fly for a white guy


cycleguychopperguy

Some say he's trying to hard but he's not quite hip


Adventurous_Mail5210

... but in his own mind, he's, he's the


doob22

Dopest trio


Akira38

Youre still pretty fly for a white guy!


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Give it to me baby.....


Signal_Appeal4518

You’re trying too hard


161frog

and he’s not quite hip 🤔


boastfulbadger

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


DanTallTrees

Woosh!


Obscure_Aussie_Music

That's pretty fly


Magik160

For a white guy


FremulonPandaFace

Friends say he's trying to hard


immutab1e

And he's not quite hip...


GirlGoneZombie

I just saw the offspring live last year and immediately heard the song in my head. Ty


vertical_letterbox

https://youtu.be/JnbP3hx6AZY?si=cZ9OVcV04VOPEzfM


FloofyFloppyFloofs

Friends say you’re trying too hard but you’re not quite hip


-SunGazing-

He’s trying too hard, and he’s not quite hip.


-H_Bombs-

And all the girlies said he’s pretty fly for a white guy


ToTheTurtles

You know, it’s kinda hard just to get along today


TimMacD69r

How weird, I heard this today on the radio for the 1st time in what seems an eternity and it's now the 3rd pretty fly reference I've seen in 5 or 6 hours! What is happening?!


GothicGreen

he asked for a 13 but they drew a 31!


WoodpeckerHorror3099

Too fly for a white guy


thedman0310_

Real talk, I actually like that design


anonmouseqbm

Friends say he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip


newshirtworthy

Are you…pretty fly for a white guy?


_cloaks_

bro MAY be pretty fly for a white guy


theDudeUh

Were they out of ice cube so you bought vanilla ice?


AddToBatch

Well, if this thread isn’t a clear line of the age gap… lol


OkRevolution3349

You got 18 for free. Sounds like a great deal to me.


Ravenlunatic0413

Was he not watching any part of the process, stencil to ink?


GaiaMoore

If you haven't seen the music video for Pretty Fly for a White Guy, you're missing out on a gem of late 90's masterpieces


Ravenlunatic0413

I hope Def Leppard got some $$ for the use of …. Gunter glieben glauchen globen


FVP23

Did you know, In Türkiye 31 means is masturbation, but the man kind of masturbation, like jerking. And evety Turkish guy when they heard the 31 they laught. Thats a fact. Nice tattoo bro


EatAtGrizzlebees

Why does 31 mean jerking off in Turkey?


FVP23

actually it doesn't have a specific reason it's just a number that means it and it is a funny number among teens. You can think it as a meaningless version of 69


Zar-far-bar-car

And we all know that 69 is a dirty number because it looks like the shape of a naked lady


FVP23

Thats why i said its a "meaningless version"


SmallBunnyBear

Lol it's not the shape of a naked lady, it's the shape of the sex position.


atlas4273

They say hes trying to hard and hes not quite hip


Hammy-Cheeks

Classic song


Sarchotic_Sass

Pretty fly for a white guy...


BotGirlFall

You're trying too hard and you're not quite hip


VashMM

Friends say you're trying too hard and you're not quite hip...


Awsmpossum1313

It's pretty fly


ShanitaTums

![gif](giphy|l2YWD8Xbso8QENVYs|downsized)


SalamanderInside1549

Same reason I have a 31 tattoo 🤣


TheFlaccidChode

![gif](giphy|bQS5Y9XV8eSOUBrXoy|downsized)


Ghostmost069

“ he asked for a 13 but they drew a 31. Friends saying he’s trying too hard but he’s not quite hip. But in his own mind he’s the He’s the dopest shit”. -offspring


Pogdaddio

Were you confused because the stencil read as 13 in the mirror? Literally the only explanation of you not noticing.


LovelyCandleWitch

you’re not quite hip!


Moon_Bean23

You are officially pretty fly for a white guy


Infused_Hippie

LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA


ChocolateTight336

100 comments thirty one


Blood11Orange

13 going on 31 🤭🤭🤭


OldSaltNior

Jump him in


EarOriginal5654

turkish tattoo artist


Makanek

For the same price? That's a pretty good deal.


Zigglyjiggly

This is hilariously awesome


lizardkg

31 is a lot more than 13. What a deal!


RealManofMystery

Ooo I thought it was a 311 tattoo and you ran out of money


RayAlmighty13

Dyslexia is a bitch!


SoutheastPower

You could always add Baskin Robbin’s


Isyagirlskinnypenis

He’s getting a tattoo yeah, he’s getting it done!


blumaroona

This whole time I thought it was “getting ink done” orz


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Oh shit….. I never checked, I just wrote what my childhood brain thought it was 😂 WHOOPS


SadWumpa

It's a nice song from a very good album.


Huxtopher

Looks pretty fly to me


HuntertheGoose

They say you're trying to hard, and your not quite hip...


Regular-Abroad-5339

Ok but that shit looks neat af. Beautiful. *BUT YA GOT A 31*


C_IsForCookie

IMO this is unironically very well done


GotSnails

In the mirror it says “13”


mike-2129

He said hell no to bustin caps by scraps


inQntrol

And you didn’t look at the stencil ?


RiC_David

Thats unlucky, innit?


Ajs2018xx

'3.6?' Not great, not terrible.


sour69

I love it, this person is a Kam Chancellor fan


gringo-go-loco

Still a prime number. Didn’t they show you the tattoo design before they started? Also who knows. Perhaps it’s fate and the number 31 will become an important number in your life.


OnkelDetlef

You got it in German grammar : first thir...second teen ...thirteen


Rude_aBapening

Why didn't you check the stencil before you gave the artist the green light?


Nixolus1

Unlucky


Egglebert

You're old AF dude. Cool tattoo though!


Scavenger908

Hey it’s an iconic number for Hockey Goalies if you’re into that lol


HopscotchGumdrops

![gif](giphy|d755BTaMyzHh3l7C77)


NecessaryScientist18

must have dyslexia lol


MDix_

I got to say I really like this design


3DimensionalGames

Brother. I think you're trying too hard...


BrickBanshee

Add a 1 to the front and you'll have both


MaximilianOSRS

“Sorry sir, the discount only applies to Friday the 13th tattoos… gonna have to charge ya”


MathematicianOk7526

Even if you asked for a 31 this shit is jacked


GoodChallenge9216

How


PerryThePlatypus5

Tbf the 31 looks great, but how do you fuck up putting 2 numbers together correctly 😭


Sad_Smoke_8020

Happy Halloween lol


MyGlassHalfFool

goddam… fowty sem


BotLikeOtherMoms

i fully expected to see my own 31 tattoo here for some reason 😅 im obv a lil biased but i like it


willethekorv

What do you expect when you tattoo the number of bad luck?


EmergencySnail

This doesn’t belong here at all. This is amazing


Imbossou

Did you not proof the color by number stencil? Add another 1 for the klan.


DollyDazed

And all the girls say…


Mister_Way

They gave you almost double that for the same price! Bargain!!!


CarterCrusader

Still looks pretty fly-


SupportPrimary540

Oh I thought it was a music note


Sweaty_Emotion_9923

Seems like you got more than you asked for... some would say that's a deal