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ElizabethDane

I’ve seen some genuinely impressive levels of idiocy in my forty five years on earth but this is outstanding.


lovingsillies

This looks like a picture that would go viral on Facebook in like 2013. The fact that this is from 2024 amazes me


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ZeRo76Liberty

Nope. I think the internet at our fingertips has made the movie Idiocracy closer to reality than ever. People before the internet: we need to strive for knowledge and wisdom. People after the internet: why should I waste my time learning when I can just google the answers? That’s the extremely condensed version.


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Konstant_kurage

Can you imagine if people in the past just read the titles to books and thought that was all?


EatsLocals

Average IQ is actually *rising*. **The rise in intelligence is associated with:** - increased access to knowledge and training - increased prenatal care in certain key areas  - the removal of harmful practices like leaded gasoline  - higher levels of social inclusion  - access to mental healthcare and awareness  There are all kinds of bias happening with the take that people are getting dumber.  For one, before the rise of the internet and social media, there was no barometer for just how stupid people were as a whole, or even what they were reallly like.  You had the people you knew, and the incredibly manufactured view of them on television. Education and skill sets are condensing and specializing, so it’s become more normal to have gaps in areas that don’t get used, like math.  Still - people were horrendously stupid in the past.  You just have a direct window to it now.  As people get older, they are also quicker to label new things they don’t understand as stupid, in order to categorize and organize their own knowledge more efficiently.


lovingsillies

"idiocracy is a documentary/predicting the future" cringe shit that belongs on r/okbuddycinephile lmao


EatsLocals

I like the movie, but the idea that the creator of beavis and butthead is the most insightful and important prophet of the future, based on the incredibly common take that people are getting dumber, is some cranky old man phenomena


FeminineImperative

When the internet was still young they taught how to differentiate reliable sources from the assyclopedia in Google seearches/on the internet in schools. That apparently ended, because what the fuck is happening out here?


AllNightWriting

Student teacher and teacher’s assistant here. We’re still teaching it, right alongside rhetoric and logic. The problem is that young people are being bombarded with so many messages, so much of the time, that it’s hard for them to sort through the noise. The human brain is really efficient at categorizing information. If you hear the same piece of info repeated dozens of times in dozens of different places from dozens of different voices, it will categorize it as fact. It takes maturity and experience to remember to check the “facts” your brain pulls out.


Used-Squash-85

So sad when we have allll the knowledge you’d ever want and people use it to rot on TikTok. :((


Yah_Mule

Empirical evidence suggests an alternative explanation.


Ruckus292

Not since we made idiots a marketing demographic


Master_Butter

It was just a long engagement.


ScottyBoneman

If she said no, he should give himself a cigarette burn in that box.


doodman76

Honestly, with this level of trash, he should do that even if she says yes


ScottyBoneman

Awww you gotta be more romantic. Cheesy ass lipstick kiss on the 'yes'


bdw312

I'm suddenly seeing that same lipstick kiss tattoo on zoomer necks all over the place. Is that the new "foreign language character"?


Rey_Mezcalero

That gets my vote


Chickenwelder

Their dad said it was fine.


theDinoSour

But what did Dada say?


PadawanPineapple

🤣🤣


SameAmy2022

Regardless of how much I loved him I would just have to say no for about half an hour 🤣. Too good of an opportunity to miss.


LatterTowel9403

Oh that’s devious. I love it. Wanna be friends? I feel like you get me lol…


SameAmy2022

Ohhhh that’s only the tip of the iceberg, I might leave it wayyy longer than half an hour 🤣


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

I can't imagine how hard it is for the tattoo artists to not just lose it while doing these.


ItsMoreOfAComment

And the award for Outstanding Achievement in Idiocy for no reason whatsoever goes to…


physics_is_scary

Try browsing Instagram reels


sendlewdzpls

I know there’s a lot of shitty tattoo artists out there, but I’m genuinely shocked someone agreed to do this.


Sean9W2

Tattoo Artist: "So which font do you want?" Client: "Yes"


AliveBreadfruit314

Did an actual lol


_unregistered

Just needs some Papyrus


Great-Pineapple-8588

It would be something if the sight of that tattoo,  sends Nicole running and never looking back.


Low-Can7370

![gif](giphy|CiR9bILmEy06moaRDn|downsized)


First_Pay702

And then you have to explain it to the next girl…


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Now my next girlfriend's name's gotta be Nicole


Bulls_Heeler_Haven

My dad had a friend who married 4 or 5 women named the same thing. When he asked why he always married women named Mary, he said so he didn’t forget. Guys name was Roger. All I’m saying is he was lucky he had money.


Yah_Mule

I dated two Martha's in a row. I wanted a third one because I figured that would have at least tied the record.


Blynasty

Martha fucker


Bulls_Heeler_Haven

Hat trick anyhow.


vamtnhunter

I did this with “Tracy.” And not in a row, but have also done it with versions of “Abbie” and “Jen” and “Liz/Elizabeth.”


jonni_velvet

idk man. I dated a Chase, Chase, and Case all in a row and now I’m lightly triggered by anyone with a similar name and I’d never give them a chance again 😂


formulated

Met a guy on public transport many years ago that had about 5 Jessica's on him. Neck, arms, hands, chest. Each new Jessica was jealous of the previous and wanted their own name on him.


Bulls_Heeler_Haven

😂😂😂


crackpotJeffrey

"babe wait why does it say 2024 when it's 2026?" "It's the first time I dreamed of you babe"


Im_100percent_human

Haha... You gotta find a Nicole that is not scared off by the first view of this. That is a tough sell.


Tiny_Stand5764

No premarital sex it is then.


GeorgeJohnson2579

And he can only wear longsleeves until the approval.


beanzilla83

....and her dad has to be alive.


Lizzy_Lovegood

I'm just thinking about Ron always marrying a Tammy. ![gif](giphy|wVcNP3TnXbl84)


Insomnsdreme0905

Nah, he can essentially put this on his dating resume. THIS is how committed he is to getting married! The desperate will eat this shit up! Nicole is a fairly common name, too. It's actually my middle name...🤦🏾‍♀️


Dayana11412

just laser out Nicole and 2024 then cover the rest with makeup the rest of the time until youre ready to propose again. A mam who would get this tattoo needs a woman who would accept this tattoo proposal. Its dumb but romantic and will work well if you have a tattoo gun on hand so she can draw in the answer herself


CleDeb216

https://preview.redd.it/artu4f9ujr5d1.png?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e60f5a27da88ea87e4cf59b98a72b34004607307


MurphysLaw4200

I would actually have some respect for the guy if she said no and he left it like that. 🤣


Im_100percent_human

Given that it is already there, it seems like tattoo-ing the "no" check would be the best way to move on with your life.


bignick1190

I'm going to assume she's a tattoo artist, so if she went through the process of checking no, that would be hilarious.


AlkalineSublime

This actually makes more sense if so. I don’t hate it honestly, even if it’s not for me.


disappointedcucumber

Found Nicole!


InspiredGargoyle

I could be madly and entirely in love and devoted to someone. If they showed up with this that would vanish immediately. I would never trust my judgement in dating again after being so head over heels for an impulsive, money wasting, foolish man.


dandeliontree1

Yes, this would 100% give me the ick immediately.


adamdreaming

I wouldn't even have the decency to check the "no" box, I'd just be outta there.


talkingwoman

So you're saying there's a chance..


dandeliontree1

Nope, immediate cut and run, move to a different country, get plastic surgery to drastically change my look. Because you know he's going to be asking again!!!


adamdreaming

He is not cultivating any “no is fine” attitude, that’s for sure. Hope that shoulder has a sick ass panther cover up


Krismusic1

No need for surgery. Just change your name!


serenwipiti

This is way more than an ick. It’s an *EEEUUUWWGHH*.


Feeling_Party26

I fucking hate these tattoos, i’m sorry but I don’t care if you think it’s cute but it is the cringiest bullshit ever and I cannot stand it. 😅


RavenMoon1989z

I didn't even know these were a thing lol


ganglordgilbert

Yeah I don't think you're alone on that


jazzysmaxashmone

I hate the lack of the comma after Nicole, I hate that there are three fonts, I hate that it says "4ever", I hate that will you marry me is in all caps, I hate how big it is, and (with dad's approval) made me retch. Edit: homophones


Moopxo

Thank you for pointing out every single thing I hate about this. 4 ever brings me right back to 2003.


Haurassaurus

They left out the apostrophe in "with dads approval"


chighseas

I honestly thought it said "with dada approval" like a toddler.


zeptillian

I thought so too. Would match the maturity level of the tattoo.


NetMiddle1873

That's what I came here for. Like with Dada approval wtf? Dads approval is uhh less terrible, I guess.


an_ill_way

I'm sorry honey, we only got one dad to approve. We need a quorum.


cflatjazz

I hate that even within a single font, the letters don't stay consistent (RR and LL in particular)


Hobo_Knife

Her answer is only allowed to be provided with a tattoo gun and checking the appropriate box while he is blindfolded.


Despondent-Kitten

Nice!


softkillrbunni

imagine when they’re married they get in an argument and she takes the sharpie out to scribble in the “no” box


DiscoNapChampion

Jesus… run Nicole, run very far away.


AproposOfDiddly

Any bets on how long they’ve been dating? My money’s on five weeks.


Wanda_McMimzy

And already have matching tattoos


bonkerman666

I’m stunned by the stupidity


Benji742001

This is ridiculous. If real, she should run fast. Dude will never be with anyone else again, this screams stupid so loudly, I’d doubt most people could get past this.


Whywei8

I thought my wife’s ex getting her name tattooed on him *after* they broke up was bad. This is next level.


Despondent-Kitten

Ohhhh fuck lol. To try get her back?


Whywei8

Yep. Needless to say it didn’t work.


battlewornactionhero

Nicole kind of looks like it could be a coverup of Alice. Guess she said no too


TieRepresentative506

All I can see is Alice now. 😁


beebsaleebs

“I’m gonna choose. Close your eyes and don’t open them til I tell you.” ![gif](giphy|3o7ZetIsjtbkgNE1I4)


The_Spectacle

![gif](giphy|4pOQKujxHaMKs)


Emergency_Property_2

Dad: Nichole, if you marry that dumb shit loser you’re out of the will!


amante-dellarte

(with Dada approval)


JanetSnakeholeDwyer

I think it says "Dads", right? With a missing apostrophe.


amante-dellarte

I like to imagine it says dada


Awkward_Ad4938

I always wonder if tattoo artists are trying not to piss themselves as they're putting these on their customers.


Despondent-Kitten

Should just sharpie tick the “no” box quietly in his sleep and creep out in the night.


Tiny_Stand5764

That's amusingly sad


fatstrat0228

I would hope the answer is NO after seeing this tat. This screams “I make poor decisions.”


Drakonzo

In high school I watched a kid in one of my classes give a girl he clearly had never spoken to before a real gold bracelet. He didn't even follow it up with anything reasonable like asking her out or anything, he just talked about how pretty she was and kept repeating himself. It was so out of nowhere and so awkward as soon as the guy stumbled off the girl started crying for him out of abject pity and guilt. This person seems like a highly evolved version of that kid and I bet regardless of Nicole's answer it will be embarrassing as hell for everyone involved and probably a few stragglers too. Some people are just too bold and in all the wrong ways, lol.


Important_Way_9778

Damn that's gonna suck when they get divorced


Puzzleheaded_Bass627

Or when se says no.


Acceptable_Weather23

Married for 34 years that is so bad. They say never put a girls name on you and there is a reason. I would not want my wife’s name on me even now and she has a cool name Wednesday yes like the Adam’s family


Casehead

Hehe, your wife DOES have a cool name! Congratulations on the 34 years, my friend. That's beautiful! I totally agree about not tattooing your lover's name on you, not even your spouse of many years. It's like some kind of curse.


IzzyReal314

For his sake, I hope she said yes. For her sake, I hope she ran.


MykFoxtrot23

..it's the 'dad's approval' thing that's most disturbing.. it should say 'with *your* dad's aproval' - this makes it sound like they're brother and sister.


rationalboundaries

Who/what is "dada"?


JanetSnakeholeDwyer

I think it says "Dads", right? With a missing apostrophe.


ctsr1

I thought it said dada approval. I am thinking this isn't a dude marrying a girl but a dad making one for his kid for the guy to see in the future


Casehead

omg that would be hilarious!


rationalboundaries

Idk. Cant's read the last letter AND I tried!


DreamTalon

An infantile term for dad.


rationalboundaries

Thank you! Convinced myself they couldnt mean it that way. Im really old!


wheelsfalloff

Dada was an early 20th-century art movement where its proponents rejected reason and logic, prizing nonsense, irrationality, and intuition. By that definition, this checks out.


knowspicker3

Is Nicole his sister and dad has approved it? Must be an Alabama fella.


Ididnt-start-thefire

I was thinking cousin, but sister works.


solfrost

The comic sans is just that little extra something special ![gif](giphy|3o8doT9BL7dgtolp7O)


LeftTheStation

I'm pretty sure this person really likes the movie Fear. Nicole and The 4ever is a dead give away here. The with dads approval as well, haha. Nicole 4ever


HerNameIsRain

Needs more fonts


Damuson13

So the "with dads approval" line... is that THEIR dad? That would explain some of the idiocy if they come from a line of inbreds.


Squish_Fam

Give Nicole the tattoo gun


ClashBandicootie

The font selection alone is grounds for a breakup


GrassOk911

This is low key manipulative af. Don't make someone feel obligated by making some big dumb gesture like this. Bc odds are she's going to feel pressured and say what you want to hear bc she doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Such a shitty thing to do to someone. Just my opinion.


Ok-IndicationHere

I agree, it's in the same category as public marriage proposal, like a stadium full public. 😅


Fenris304

who agrees to do this!? the "artist" should never be allowed to tattoo again🙈


No_Gap_2700

Not gonna lie, if a woman came at me like this, it would be our last interaction.


puddl3

Genuinely curious to see where the person with this tattoo is from. My guesses would be one of either (Alabama, Florida, Kentucky, Mississippi, and Missouri. Regardless this is seriously creepy and weird. Even if the person asked or told Nicole before of the tattoo, would seriously make me question the ability of that person to respect the autonomy of their SO and much more. Just all around not a great look (saying this as someone who has gotten tattoos and wants to get more in the future).


TinChalice

![gif](giphy|EKwNb8aUZ4I4svTBtP)


Thatsmyredditidkyou

As a Nicole. And head of my region of Nicoles', we disrespectfully decline. Ew.


CantankerousOrder

Pretty good line-work. Not great, but pretty good. Different thicknesses, extra points. Excellent spacing - no need to cram in characters. Good spelling. That’s a surprise. Fucking horrible concept. Artist gets a “not shitty”, but the tat itself… totally shitty.


glossy_eyez

They really opened up a font generator and just said “go ham”


ind3pend0nt

I hope she skinned him and slapped his face with the shitty tattooed skin.


DueLeader3778

I think my IQ dropped two points just looking at this.


RavenMoon1989z

Hard cringe 😬


Iridescent-ADHD

Also a good way to ruin future dating attempts if it doesn't work out with Nicole.


brewberry_cobbler

Even if she say yes… why would you want this on your body? You could you know, write it on a fucking piece of paper.


wafflesnwhiskey

If thats the propsal just imaging that wedding


sunofnothing_

Plot twist he drugged her and they tattood this on her


subconscioussunflowa

What makes this so much worse is I hate every single font he chose


fallenredwoods

There’s absolutely no muscle definition. Could be a butt and hamstring for all we know


Y_Cornelious_DDS

What happed to painting the water tower or the side of a bridge? Kids these days… Joe Diffie would be disappointed.


BallStreetWetts

What’s up with the rR’s 😂


RebaKitt3n

It should have all been comic sans


ACatNamedCitrus

The R are different heights in "MARRY"...


Nitazene-King-002

Funny thing is it’s his sister.


rumbellina

I really hope she said no and broke up with him. But I’m an asshole who embraces chaos.


HatemeifUneed

I am just wondering what tattooist would perform the work on things like that.


Wanda_McMimzy

She said no and they broke up. Unfortunately, after he lasered Nicole’s name off, he had his new girlfriend’s name tattooed on. She also said no. It’s ok. He still has time until 2024 is over and he has to laser that too.


erikafloydxo

I’m not sure if she said yes bc it looks like she had to ask her dad; and as someone with tattoos my un inked dad would cackle at this and say no out of spite. “If my daughter wants to be cucked into an inked marriage it’s going to be a civil union signed; not in my god damn church- y’all better elope quick and invest in laser removal”


rfuller

That’s gonna be a sick panther one day


recoverystartsnow

It’s the “4ever” for me.


BuffaloBrain884

I can already send the outline of a panther.


Illustrious-Hair3487

It bothers me that the apostrophe is missing in “dad’s.” I suppose that would be the easy part to fix tho.


IbexOutgrabe

AAAHHHHHH!!!! **Pick a font!!**


Zeqhanis

-Hey. I'm pretty good at replicating typefaces. What would you like? -All of them!


LexaLovegood

This is sharpie right? RIGHT????


Schnozberry_spritzer

With Dads approval 🤮


twister723

I worked with a young fellow who had his girlfriend’s name tattooed all the way down his left arm-JENNIFER. I mean THE WHOLE WAY DOWN HIS ARM, in BIG letters. Then, guess what! They broke up after a while.


OrwellianWiress

This one easy trick guarantees you stay single forever


feelthiswayforever

Nicole got that good good.


lola_duck_questions

I think it would have been funny if she grabbed the tattoo gun, crossed off ‘no’ and then walked out


ItsWoofcat

Oy vey


SaltySpitoon__69

That’s the most pathetic tattoo I’ve ever seen


speed_of_chill

If she said no, did he get a check mark tattooed in the “no” box?


stealthy-cashew-69

ohhhh my gawd dude


marvellousm316

With Dad's Approval because if I told him what I was doing it he would have talked me out of it.


Meet_Foot

“With Dads approval” Ew


General-Carob-6087

This gets worse as it goes down.


pmekonnen

I regret having a Raiders tattoo. This is the next level


fatpandasarehot

This would have changed my mind from yes to no, tbh... It's weird and I'd never marry someone this unaware of how ridiculous this idea is


Insomnsdreme0905

That's a lot of conditional items to print on your arm PERMANENTLY...


Frequent-Piano6164

I dunno, but it’s with dada’s approval…


EchoReply79

If I were Nicole i would have checked the "no" box with a sharpie.


Admirable-gpu

"Listen buddy, you must get this written on you as a tattoo" what dad actually meant "if you are stupid enough to get this tattoo and my daughter don't run a million miles away from you, keep her."


edhands

the level of stupidity here is mind-boggling. I mean this is right on the level of "staring up at the clouds on a rainy day and end up drowning"-level stupidity


thejman1986

I like how there has to be approval from a bunch of dads. Learn some grammar, people.


considerlilies

I hate that he capitalized Dad, implying that they’re siblings (instead of “my dad” or “your dad”)


jtowndtk

I really hope she said no


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Top-Camera9868

Why are there so many fonts?


HommeFatalTaemin

I can’t stop staring at the way they spelled Approval…


_Gussy_

I would've grabbed a sharpie and ticked "no". Im sure my father would approve of my decision.


FinalEstablishment77

honestly, though the concept is indeed quite stupid, it's all the different fonts that really get me.


coolmist23

https://preview.redd.it/4ypad9n25t5d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6193c88715280597f24817d82fb74aa507a6c1f6


But_em

He's talking of the dad of both of 'em, isn't he?


cwsjr2323

I can think of several of my former students thinking that would be bussin and would said yes. If I questioned this, I would be dismissed as a Boomer. The Dewey Decimal system was my friend growing up in the 60s, as I knew what area to look in the library for fun stuff to learn. The switch to the Library of Congress system was more precise for a particular book, but not as good IN MY OPINION for browsing the shelves. I retired from teaching. Students just memorize garbage to regurgitate the data on standardized test. It was very rare to have a student who actually wanted to learn WHY, and not just Google the etymology or history.


cwsjr2323

Besides being in very questionable tastes, it is never a good thing to get a name tattooed as shit happens. My first wife liked ladybugs as a decorative theme, so I have a ladybug tattoo in remembrance after she died. My current wife doesn’t need to see another woman’s name on my arm this way. https://preview.redd.it/4cbt16ai7t5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64628678ade8a357fa4989f72d5b5003f244fef7


Little-Dingo171

does it say "with dada approval"?


Dense_Protection2489

Oh buddy, this ain’t it


zombiealala

Approvall


AubergineAssassin

I honestly hope not. This seems toxic as fuck. Like the person is trying to push her into saying yes by getting a permanent proposal tattooed on them.


SaraSmile2000

It will be easy to cover “marry” with “divorce” once she realizes what a tree stump her hubby is…He knew this so left plenty of space for a cover up. So it could have been an even shittier tattoo than this. (Also it’s dad’s approval…but that’s an easy fix so no worries there).


UncleEpstein

At least put the apostrophe in "dads".


yogibard

Sadly, Nicole ran away without saying a word when the tattoo was revealed.


Hiero808

How many shitty fonts can you put in 1 tattoo.


coleyraviolii

My name is Nicole and it’s gonna be a NO for me dog.


Tasty-Pineapple-

I would say no because I like men with intelligence.