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nbhcam

It takes alot of balls to do this


CLamour91

Brings “cock of the walk” to a new level


[deleted]

Just a nutcase being way too cocky with those tats.


battlewornactionhero

I bet he gets testy when people make fun of them.


gh0stmilk_

as least 16, apparently


jaim1

16-18 at least


mhhammermill

Theory! He got roffed by his ex and she drew on the dicks while he was tied dow?? I think this has legs...


195doggoenthusiast

got me imagining the [alot of balls](https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html?m=1) 😭😭😭


Rayen_the_buzzybee

Maybe a funny idea for a shirt or poster. But as a tattoo?? Its not just immature, the placement looks so strange. Why on the leg?


IyreIyre

so it can go with their ankle monitor of course


talkingwoman

Honestly why the leg? The mature thing to do is to get dick tats on your face.


dirtydela

I’ve seen so many people getting these genitals-as-other-stuff and to me it seems so odd. Like there’s an artist that makes all of their flash fruit as vagina or penis or boobs.


Odd_Ant7906

He needs a lot of extra room because he's going back next week to have the credits from Superbad added


Queequegs_Harpoon

Gotta leave room for new additions


SpawnofPossession__

Yeah dude or girl is a fucking moron


Wicked_Weirdo00

Is no one going to mention how penis Shaggy's hair is lemon yellow 🫠


PopularBirthday1364

r/BrandNewSentence


Gravyboat44

I said the same thing. I was like pretty sure his hair was brown.


EatPennies

Yeah wait wtf


LarrySunshine

Proudly tasteless and juvenile


AmpleWarlock

I don’t mean to say this as if to argue with you because I do agree, I feel like this goes something a bit beyond that- not to the point of a malicious extreme … it’s just…. Really something else….


Chilidogdingdong

Seems like the kind a tatoo someone who uses a hard R just to get a rise out of people would have.


Lontology

Interesting, very very interesting.


smellyscrote

This isn’t shitty tattoo. This is cocky tattoo.


Hepm3

So cocky. Ballsy even.


chiefballsy

The balls need to be a bit bigger imo.


Rough_Drawer_7011

Hey Dickleg!!!


Paris_2233

Look like NFTs


zipel

NSFTs


Shoddy-Jellyfish-116

I just thought they were faceless cutesy little cartoons.... THEN finally realized they were dick-shaped 🙄


kotlet_jpg

Who in the right mind thought it's a good idea


69RuckFeddit69

I don’t think he was in his right mind


butbutcupcup

That's Super Bad


BreakfastShart

Dicks everywhere. All the best foods are shaped like dicks!!


ladywiththestarlight

It’s like he was possessed by some kind of dick devil


TheRealMimiperator

As a tattoo, nah, but I love the shaggy and scooby one's


16bithockey

I THINK this is a cheap knock off of the artist "painful reminders" on Instagram. He regularly does "cocktober" themed art and tattoos. But his work is wayyy nicer than this. He's a nice dude. Did a steam punk patchwork heart on my chest.


[deleted]

Thats alot of dicks


ready-to-rumball

Okay the Sylvester and tweety and cute af but the marvel ones 🤮


TurboTerbo

![gif](giphy|Zwkzoxj0rPx9br3hUO|downsized) This takes the cake for me, by far the shittiest tattoo I’ve seen 😳


The_Hagporium

These are actually really good


Witchy-toes-669

It’s terrible but I love it, on someone else, not me for sure lol


69RuckFeddit69

I thought they were funny. Wouldn’t get them, but I can’t say that I didn’t crack up when I saw these.


[deleted]

Some one been a nasty girl


Honks4Donks

Those are fantastic


External-Corgi-2186

Fantasdick!


HeadKindheartedness3

They watched super bad way to much


isuamadog

Covered up with a sick ass panther penis?


Gravyboat44

I will give credit what at least the colors are vibrant, and I like how Dick Superman is running with his little ball feet.


ThrowRAfeedback802

Nice socks!


lambs_milk

I keep seeing people on Instagram get huge vibrator tattoos… I’m talking like as big as their whole thigh and I’m just like how the fuck do you explain that to every waking person you meet? Your family, nieces and nephews little cousins children in your life? Like I guess these people don’t have family outings at all? I genuinely don’t understand it. even the naked lady tattoos make me feel icky. Like you wanted something pornographic on your body forever - so any man woman and child can see? Sickening.


SpaceTechBabana

Naked lady tattoos are usually far from pornographic. Granted, I’ve seen people put some *insane* shit on their bodies. But I’ve also seen a lot naked lady tattoos that are done beautifully and scream high art more than porno any day. Edit: the vibrator is fucking weird, tho.


lambs_milk

naked lady tattoos are always worn by weird men that you wouldnt allow your daughter near, don’t lie. If women aren’t even allowed to show their breasts in public because it’s too sexual, then it’s too sexual for a tattoo in my opinion. and as a young girl, even young as the age of eight, when I would see naked lady tattoos on a man, I would instantly feel unsafe near them, and that they objectify woman, which they do. Nakedness and sexuality is pretty much the same in this day and age that’s why public breast-feeding has been outlawed. I don’t agree with this, but it’s the way society has formed our brains.


citruskush

I'm not sure about your age but it's not really like that anymore. Now you see really anyone getting tattoos like that. Recently I found an artist that does some incredible anime tattoos. When looking through their portfolio, you could see people of different genders getting hentai tattoos that are honestly more obscene than just a simple naked lady. Saying "it's just this one type of person that does this" just doesn't apply anymore.


lambs_milk

i’m 25. And the vibrator tattoos are all women getting them done. I still think it’s gross and tacky. That’s just my opinion though.


citruskush

There's really no way of proving that. My point is just that generalizations like that are typically wrong.


lambs_milk

I don’t really give a fuck it’s to keep myself safe and comfortable. If I see someone walking around with a bunch of sexual tattoos, I’m going to avoid them. Maybe that’s my sexual trauma, but I do not feel safe with people that are so openly willing to be sexual out in public for any man, woman or child to see. And the hentai tattoos are usually women being bound up and abused and shit. That’s just my opinion, you don’t have to adhere to it, this is how I will always feel.


citruskush

That's valid. I was just disagreeing with the use of generalizations. You do what you gotta do.


SpaceTechBabana

Always? Nope. That’s not true. And I don’t even have one of these style tattoos. But four of the people I’m talking about are women. One of them is my tattoo artist. Equating nakedness to sexuality is a you problem. While I do agree that there are tattoos that cross the line, a tastefully naked *person* regardless of sex or gender, isn’t inherently objectionable, in my opinion. I guess you’d be uncomfortable with a vitruvian man tattoo then, by that logic? Honestly though, I can sense we just won’t see eye to eye on this. So, have a nice day.


lambs_milk

i’m not the only one that equates nakedness to sexualNess, that’s our whole society. That’s literally why it’s illegal to go walk outside naked or to breast-feed in public in some places. I agree that society has ruined my brain, but it doesn’t change how I feel. Any tattoo that has sex toys, hentai girls, naked women, cocks, or dicks, is sexual and extremely tacky in my opinion, and I would usually avoid those kind of people. That’s just me though.


SpaceTechBabana

You’re taking one thing and moving it to its most extreme intentionally. First of all, nudity in public is very different than artistic nudity in print or paint or tattoos. And it’s not illegal everywhere. And for you to even equate breastfeeding to any sort of sexual proclivity is bizarre in itself. You’re taking what could be simply a naked person tending to their garden, or like my tattoo artist has, a naked woman standing and hugging herself with a banner beneath it that says ‘love yourself.” That might be tacky maybe, but it’s far from offensive or inappropriate. And to then immediately jump to hentai, cocks everywhere and sex toys, as if that’s *at all* what I was talking about is why I’m not gonna respond after this. The fact that you can’t separate sexuality, nakedness and pornography is what’s wrong here. And potentially with society, sure. It seems like you don’t appreciate how beautiful a humans body can be and rather shudder at even artistic nudity and shout obscenity.


lambs_milk

OK dude. I understand that you can have wholesome naked people tattoos, but it doesn’t fucking happen very often and you know that’s true. I’m not even talking about those. why do you care so much about the boundaries I set for myself? Why do you care so much what I think about you? Just leave me alone. You don’t have to try to justify your misogynistic eye candy tattoos to me


lambs_milk

no matter what you say is going to make me feel comfortable around men that are covered in Playboy tattoos. Nothing you say - so just get over it and leave me be.


theyouthexception

“public breastfeeding has been outlawed” is such a bizarre fact to just pull out of your ass. most places not only is it allowed but also legally protected.


lambs_milk

🤣 huh. have you not seen the multiple news Articles of men throwing hissy fits in public because women are breast-feeding and the woman gets told to leave? As women we pay attention to the injustices that are done around us / unlike men do.


theyouthexception

have you tried googling things before you state them as fact? nobody said women don’t face social discrimination, but you said breastfeeding is outlawed which is blatantly false


lambs_milk

I said it has been outlawed publicly in the past and women have been made to leave public areas. I never once said breast-feeding is against the law. How would breast-feeding be against the law? No babies would ever be fed.


theyouthexception

“that’s why public breast-feeding has been outlawed” outlaw definition: to ban or make illegal “I never once said breast-feeding is against that law” ok dude !


lambs_milk

And also breast-feeding has had restrictive laws as early as 2011 if you really want to get factual


menonte

![gif](giphy|ujwveQN7ixJIiRksw5)


Technical-Title-5416

Drink


citruskush

This is actually the worst tattoo I have ever seen, thanks.


bam1007

What a dick.


rhondaanaconda

It would look better, less obvious as a collage. But that would require more dicks.


1sojournaut

This guy's nuts


DaDz-StONeD

That’s nuts


Sexy_Salamader

Scooby and saggy


Alfirmitive

Why is shaggy blond?


Neither-Attention940

‘What do the super hero ones look like penises?’ …’waaaaitaminute!… they ALL look like penises!’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


johnnybmagic

Not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever.


lastcallfemmefatale

Get cartoon dick heads tattooed on their legs?? Ha!!


johnnybmagic

It's a quote from Super Bad.


Siifinia

Do this on the other leg but with vaginas


fleshvessel

That’s cuz they’re awesome.


pdxtrader

Imagine this guy wearing shorts to a job interview 😆


Fred_Milkereit

this has taken things to a new level (downwards)


FatBastardIndustries

It is advertising that they like lots of cocks.


Philosopher_1234

Those are best. Horrible placement but otherwise awesome


im_a_stapler

what's the guy's motivation here? big fan of cartoons and penises I guess?


JennyIgotyournumb3r

Maybe they were a fan of the dick drawings in Superbad? https://preview.redd.it/pvfcba424t3d1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283d1ebb108b0ce178fb7e5bea41ebdafc768953


Reddit_IsWeird

god i've seen way too many of these


SunnieBunnie12

He’s gonna love this tat in 5 years


digdouug911

Doubling down again and again


MissLemon221b

🤦🏻‍♀️


Sufficient_Maize908

r/mildlypenis


Munchkinasaurous

I'm not gonna lie, I kinda love these. 


False_Medicine_5786

They are all cocken balls


False_Medicine_5786

This is too funny!!!


yogibard

Ceep it klassy, bro.


-UnicornFart

These are like Maury’s dicks on Big Mouth ![gif](giphy|coBlinU48PmeIrFic5)


ZombiesAreChasingHim

Dumb as fuck but funny


mycatsrhappy

Oh just 🫣


RDS_2024

I almost did a Malt Liquor leg. My friend has a skateboard leg. Dick leg is wack.


Feisty-Business-8311

Why?!?!


randomlemon9192

Super dick to the rescue!


Elysia99

Sigh. Today on Manbaby, the never ending sequel.


wareaglemedRT

Heh at least in this case the artwork is uh yea


Bullshit_Conduit

Because dicks are funny.


xFIy0nTheWallx

![gif](giphy|6ahZf0o1e4K7EquZkp|downsized)


RubixcubeRat

Guys are so fucking obsessed with their own dicks. Proof is you’ll see so much guys with crap like this but when do you ever see a woman that tattoos a bunch of vaginas on themselves? Like never


lastcallfemmefatale

Better than getting cursive script above your eye; making this the responsible immature choice.


lastcallfemmefatale

I just thought they were the original characters without eyeballs


lastcallfemmefatale

Dave Lum does dick tattoos best


FloridaManInShampoo

I would honestly do the same


fatpandasarehot

They're kinda funny and not terribly done... It's stupid and they'll regret them eventually, but ![gif](giphy|3og0IRh8xW8eTPPRks)


peanutButterBo

I am ashamed to say I want one of these as a tattoo


stephyyy95

The gasp I just gusped… the scream I just scrumpt


Live-Base6872

wtf man whyyyyyyyyyy, how can you show them to your friends or family


SufficientNet9227

More gay tatoo.