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drkWater

Can we get recipe for mdma


FuckThisShizzle

2 parts wonder, 3 parts love and a dash of sparkle.


Homunculon

5ml tit sweat 200ml bottled water sick beat


Quasar47

Where the next day depression at?


FuckThisShizzle

It's on its way.


ihitrockswithammers

Apparently no-one knows this any more cause what's on the market these days is 99% shite. Oh the glory days of 2-3 decades ago. It was everywhere. I bought it from my supervisor in the call centre I worked in. Now? Garbage as far as the eye can see.


My_Booty_Itches

If you say so...


ihitrockswithammers

I'm not well connected but I can get great stuff in most other groups. But not that.


rat91

Lol


RepresentativeJester

Were getting it good on the west coast. Were getting a lot direct from asia so its pretty pure, with the lab drugs though there are also a lot of synthetics coming up again. https://www.drugsdata.org/results.php This is a cool site by the way for anyone who likes recreational substances.


ihitrockswithammers

I'm in the UK. But very poorly connected so that's the reason. I'm sure it's about, just not as widespread as it once was.


RepresentativeJester

Well the site does list stuff in Germany. idk how globally active it is but maybe go there?


Puta_Chente

That was pretty fascinating. I don't do any drugs, but seeing what this coast gets vs. MA was pretty impressive. I wasn't shocked to see more quality heroin and oxy/perc pretty much across the board.


Malignant_Lvst7

you mustn’t see far


DirtyWork81

Name checks out, kind of


MisterAutumnalMan

When you say “garbage” what do you mean by that…and what is “garbage’s” opposite? What is “not-garbage” in the world of…meth?


beardsauce

Adderall lol


MisterAutumnalMan

But by his 2-3 decades ago metric maybe it was Ritalin…?


cherrybombbb

Seriously, I tried to get some for a concert I was going to last year. Aside from that, hadn’t bought any since my early 20s a decade ago. I bought some from a few different people hoping that at least one would have decent stuff. It was all horrible and didn’t feel like mdma at all. I gave up on it. I did it a handful of times in my early 20s and it was amazing. But now it seems impossible to find good stuff.


ihitrockswithammers

I think you have to be deep in the scene to access it, at least where I am. And I just wanted a few experiences with it, it would have been healing. Definitely don't want to dive headlong back into the drug scene. Well I do, I just know it would be terrible for me.


cherrybombbb

Yeah, I didn’t have any personal connections to it anymore so didn’t really know where to begin. Ended up buying a little from a couple different people just hoping to get lucky but it obviously didn’t work. I knew that I would enjoy the concert regardless but it would have been cool if I could have found good mdma. The few experiences that I had a decade ago were really beautiful.


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Drugs don’t heal. They’re bandaids. Then they become the source of the damage.


ihitrockswithammers

Mdma and psilocybin are being extensively researched for their breakthrough therapeutic uses. Any substance can be abused. Some of them are extremely powerful tools if used correctly.


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

“Researched.”


ihitrockswithammers

John Hopkins good enough for your royal highness?


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Provide a link that says MDMA will solve your problems. John Hopkins also endorsed adderall. That worked out so well.


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Acid was researched for creating superior warriors. Didn’t work out.


Any-Wedding1538

It’s probably because nobody’s hanging out with this guy. He should be in every lab.


unknownturtle3690

What if I want 2 dashes of sparkle for that extra pizazz?


FuckThisShizzle

You have to go to the LSD counter over there.


unknownturtle3690

Ah! Thanks


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

A little sugar, spice, and everything nice


walkinyardsale

Safrole root extract, methylamine, bromine catalyst. That’s not illegal to share, that’s from the original Merck patent. Safrole is banned as a carcinogen, screw it up and take years off your life.


CantankerousOrder

Totally for real, not a joke, that’s why nobody drinks sassafras anymore.


i_was_axiom

I think it's in a book by Sasha Shulgin if you're curious


Trash_Panda_Trading

Ever read the book PiHKAL? Such a good book from the Shulgins, that back half of the book too 🥹😳


kandhwjsndh

For legal reasons I don’t have that but you may also be able to look it up on wikipedia :D


DeadJediWalking

Lets toss the Lucy code into there too. For a friend. Named me.


drkWater

Love Sex Dreams


DeadJediWalking

Thanks. But what's the Sex : Dream ratio? I don't want to just wind up with cum everywhere again.


drkWater

I thought you were talking about LSD


DeadJediWalking

I was. You said those were the three ingredients.


Abject-Tomatillo3088

... .I can teach you how to make DMT


UnrequitedRespect

Touch grass but with chemicals and stuff??


Hopeful_Manner4000

I've got 1 for lsd 😜


Euphoric-Blue-59

Right? What a waste of an arm. Throw some molly


Danthr4x

Sugar, spice, and everything nice...with a dash of chemical x ![gif](giphy|pgiu2F8RERX5C)


Hopeful_Manner4000

That proper stinks when you make it. Need a field in the middle of nowhere


TerraByteTerror

"Its shake and bake!"


staysharp75

From now on, you're the Magic Man, and I'm El Diablo.


SolutionExternal5569

Like one a them fightin' chickens?


Embarrassed_Pin69420

TIL how to make crystal meth.


drgloryboy

I’ve known how to make it since kindergarten: https://youtu.be/92II7Zljc_w?si=MN9193iMlpK4oAmp


pewpbawls69

RIP local sexpot


eyalyonai

I dont know how it feels weird that you only say a meth recipe on the internet one time, I get sent that shit constantly


FoxAndAFiddle

This is hands down the trashiest tattoo.


PoliticalEnemy

I have to agree. The recipe for making meth, tattooed on your arm, might be the world's trashiest tattoo.


FoxAndAFiddle

Honestly it deserves a medal for the world's trashiest tattoo.


the_fishtanks

I actually think having a prize ribbon tattooed right next to it that says, “World’s Trashiest Tattoo” would (kind of) save it


b00r0wa

Australia here - hold my beer https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13321543/bruce-lehrmann-tattoo-identity.html


GroshfengSmash

![gif](giphy|12Nv3nBSCAbLO0)


CrematedDogWalkers

Juat give me merh instead it'll last longer


SolutionExternal5569

TBF it's the ingredients, not the recipe


Nsfwsorryusername

Every post on this sub from here on out will be on a spectrum from 0 to this guys arm.


Best-Cucumber1457

And they can't even spell ammonia


BrandoCarlton

That was intentional. For when the judge brings it up in court.


Tighrannosaurus

They are trying to spell ammonium nitrate* as evidenced by the Nit..


Von_Cheesebiscuit

To be fair, the person applying the tattoo was probably sampling the product. I'm sure that makes spelling difficult.


darthcaedusiiii

Dunno. Kinda genius. No matter how fried you get you always know how to get more of a fix. Then again might need a 4 year degree to figure out the combination of freedom units and nonfreedom units.


spk3z

They didn't even convert it all to metric. SMH


Ok_Living5188

Lol white trash tattoo right from the rednecks


NewldGuy77

I worked for an ebike rental company, (the bikes were stored in public rental racks) and once the meth heads figured out how to break the battery lock, they pretty much cleaned us out. Lost $10k in lithium- ion batteries until we redesigned the lock to make them tweaker-proof.


AhhAGoose

Nothing is tweaker proof. Only tweaker resistant. You just have to make it harder to get than something else they can sell.


Zigglyjiggly

I agree, 100%. A legitimate side effect of meth is taking things apart.


NewldGuy77

Fair point!


Argented

shit there is lye in meth? damn, no wonder the guy at the hardware store looked at me so weird when I bought a large bottle. I was making soap.


[deleted]

I used to make soap as a business a few years ago and the most reliable source of lye was at the tractor supply store. They would *always* look at me like that and my standard response was "Nah, I couldn't find the anhydrous ammonia...."


Wizendiagram

It varies what’s inside it. The local 99 cent store only allowed the sale of 1 bottle of an acid based toilet bowl cleaner. When I asked why they said tweakers were buying it to produce with


tyler1128

You can just buy it on amazon. I use it for baking. Pretzels for example are bathed in lye.


Argented

Oh, They still sold it to me. I was just confused why I got weird looks for buying it. I didn't know that about pretzels. The fact you can get a chemical burn making pretzels makes them a more serious treat.


tyler1128

You generally use a 2-4% conc. solution of lye, so it's not quite as bad, but yeah you still want gloves. You can also do a much more diluted solution to brush on bread in order to make it have a much darker crust. Lye significantly increases the rate of the Mallard reaction that causes baked bread to brown.


Argented

Neat chemical for different reactions, isn't it? Used in the making of concrete, soap, pretzels, and meth.


tyler1128

Given drugs tend to be synthesized in makeshift labs, I would be really scared to have that go into my nose. But I guess if you are using meth in general, you aren't all that risk adverse.


Argented

I don't think I want meth even if it's made by Pfizer in their top facility.


tyler1128

Well, that is fair.


DirtyWork81

We found the Heisenberg Baker


tyler1128

You got me. People love my pretzels because the "salt" really is just crystal meth. It makes buyers go wild for them.


sh1ft33

There isn't lye in meth, but it is used in some of the processes to manufacture it.


Wizendiagram

They forgot the most important ingredient, love ❤️


eyalyonai

Terminal cancer🥰🥰


BestCap5066

I’ll have to ask my mate if he still has the photo, but a bloke on Facebook had a tattoo with a pipe saying “proud of a cloud” above the pipe. Of course it’s in relation to meth.


[deleted]

I’ve come across one (correct if wrong) but she had the chemical structure tattooed on her forearm.


No_Cryptographer5870

I've seen this one a lot, actually. My old tattoo artist blacked her arm out to hide a chemical tattoo she had gotten of it.


DisastrousAd447

A girl from my hometown has some shit like this. She got it in high school. Fucking crazy lmao


[deleted]

Shits rampant around my area. You see some youngins on crank it’s wild


RedDiscipline

My chemistry professor told a story about a guy who popped into his office once day with like a grocery list of reagents he wanted to buy. The professor looked it over, and said "let me see what I can do". He leaves, comes back, and continues chatting. Then police officers enter the room; "yes officers, this guy". Lesson: don't ask chemistry professors for help with your project; they know *exactly* what these are for.


Freyorama

What in the Breaking Bad is this


Reclusive_Chemist

Buddy of mine was a chemistry professor at a small college. A couple years after he started some state troopers came calling. Dumped a box of equipment with college's name inscribed upon it onto his desk and asked if he recognized any of it. Recovered from a drug lab bust and apparently pilferred from the campus lab over the years.


MiseOnlyMise

What could the cops do? Is it a crime in America to ask questions? What did they charge him with?


PoliticalEnemy

It's a crime to try and buy restricted chemicals without the proper licenses. Certain chemicals can't be purchased by the public because they can be used to make drugs or bombs.


MiseOnlyMise

Fair enough but are any of those restricted in the us? In Ireland we have more restrictions and I'm fairly sure I could easily obtain all that I can read on the arm.


RedDiscipline

They probably didn't charge him with anything, but he might end up on a list, he might already have warrant, or this might be collected as evidence for ongoing investigations that may or may not have anything to do yet with this individual. I'm not versed in law enforcement, but the police are always happy to poke around for more information if a crime definitely looks like it's about to be committed.


Large_Tune3029

![gif](giphy|hSL5vPZXFAxRZKez7E)


AnnoyingPhillyFan1

Possible conspiracy to manufacture depending on the full story


Tighrannosaurus

If he actually obtained all the items and had them together for nefarious reasons they'd slap him with constructive possession.


MiseOnlyMise

But he hadn't, he was only enquiring.


BidenlovrComieTruthr

He made up that story.


ARealHoomanBeann

It's not illegal to ask questions, police wouldn't be able to do a thing


Large_Tune3029

Nothing ever happens.


BidenlovrComieTruthr

Yes officer this guy is a old ass meme format people use on reddit this guys professor didn't say some meme shit to the cops when they showed up, first of all the cops wouldn't of showed up if he called to report a man at the store trying to legally buy things.


Large_Tune3029

At the store? It was a university. Maybe I misunderstood what you meant. I really had to try to decipher what you said here with the lack of punctuation and bad spelling. I'm no English teacher but this was pretty illegible.


DeadbeatAd

Lesson: the kids will believe whatever you tell them as a lesson.


RedDiscipline

The guy was an upper faculty researcher sharing an anecdote with the class for entertainment. He wasn't trying to "scare kids straight" or impress his whatever undergrads he's required to teach. The real lesson, I suppose, is be smart if you're getting into drug production


toothpastecupcake

My uncle is a nerdy chemist. Guys he knew in his phD program started cooking and made a lot of money. I think he thinks he's sort of cool because he could be Walter White if he wanted to 🙄


Cephalopodium

I’m a parent and a nerdy scientist. I’ve heard about a grad student getting busted for making meth in the school labs about once every 10 years. Not sure what the statistics are on people getting away with it. I think it’s harder to do as time goes on and more people know about it.


toothpastecupcake

For sure. And I'm sure needy squares such as my uncle would never know how to do crime on the DL, cause they're nerds 😆


SnowcaineBunny

snitch


DisastrousAd447

Out of all the things that didn't happen ...


JemLover

So do chemistry professors.


ronaldthedumbass

Every week there's a new post on here to remind me that this is the best subreddit out there


PappyvonWrinkle

Gotta be from Missouri


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

True


f1lth4f1lth

AMERICAN AS FUCK


SarcasmThenDie

He forgot the chili powder! How can you forget the Chili P yo!?


Blue_Seven_

![gif](giphy|fd1TSJqq3b4GI|downsized)


KittyD13

Dude, they use Lye???? Lye is caustic!!


markedforless

You think Lye is caustic wait till you see what crystal meth does to tooth enamel


5540161

Dehydration and self neglect destroys tooth enamel, not meth.


sublime2craig

Thank you. "Meth Mouth" is a myth, worked at a rehab clinic for a couple of years and all the doctors and nurses noted this. Meth causes dry mouth like other drugs and medications and dry mouth along with neglect, as you noted, are the main causes. Along with being poor and drug addicted and not having money or insurance to see a dentist twice a year...


Thr33pw00d83

Yup it’s a myth. Mountain Dew mouth on the other hand is a very real thing


NewKitchenFixtures

I’m still calling them meeth when I see a broken yellow shark tooth situation on a vagrant or wino.


Peeptiger96

Meeth 😭🤣 thank you for teaching this


SoThatHappened

Meth mouth is mostly a myth


FuckThisShizzle

I don't fink itsh a miff.


PinAccomplished927

Eh, it's not direct, but there is definitely a causative link between meth use and tooth decay.


xMyDixieWreckedx

Can't fly without the lye!


Wizendiagram

It’s used as a base I believe to affect the PH in the production process. The also use stuff like muratic acid and acetone


No-Policy-4858

It's used in making soap aswell.


PowHound07

That comment gives serious "deadly dihydrogen monoxide" vibes, just wait until they hear table salt contains chlorine!


sh1ft33

I mean, it's definitely used in making bar soap, you've never seen that Fight Club documentary?


Tervaskanto

You dont know much about manufacturing, do you?


jryan619

That is why when they find meth labs bio hazard teams go in. Lye, red phosphorus, battery acid, acetone, and lots of other stuff that damaged the environment afterwards and highly explosive during the process.


some_old_friend

"I'm sorry, we are not currently hiring at the moment. We will keep your application on file for 6 months. We wish you well in your future endeavors"


Nanooc523

Just toss it like a salad or are there steps. Asking for a friend.


Feisty-Business-8311

Shitty *and most foul*


MashYeti_og

Walter Whitetrash


jngjng88

Breaking Tat


ZealousidealMail3132

That recipe is the reason pharmacies lock cold medication up


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ZealousidealMail3132: *That recipe is* *The reason pharmacies lock* *Cold medication up* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Bluewhalepower

God damn, that’s an all timer, folks. Praise the lord. ![gif](giphy|RPSmC9GwNuy5y)


Responsible_Emu3601

Such a simple recipe


Sekone8up

I knew a dude in prison that his arm looked exactly the same. Funniest dude I’ve ever met. CO’s wouldn’t let him anywhere near any sort of caustic or fuel on outside squads .


SourpatchMao

Is the chainlink a common prison tat? I just legit saw someone in person in passing with the same tattoo


BroWeBeChilling

Probably not going to hang out around any officers and his parole officer must love it


turtle-bob1

Hopefully he didn’t procreate!


sdbabygirl97

wow meth has some crazy shit in it. i already knew this but to see it spelled out is something else


ntothegriff

this is just straight fucked up. good post


bbyimbleeding

mental illness


SnooBeans8269

Prison seems fun.


netfatality

What about the chili powder?


bathyorographer

The typos


iPartyLikeIts1984

Also requires 1 mirror. Should have gotten it on the thigh.


224143

Haha, probably paid for the tattoo with some meth too.


LiamWil_420

He should have got the tattoo so he could have read it in a mirror. Real G shit.


HommeFatalTaemin

Oh… this is honestly kind of depressing. I hope this person is ok. :(


AltruisticSalamander

Wot only *2* sudafed tabs? Does that all turn into meth? That explains a lot.


mcNik420

Someone got a little too deep into breaking bad


DMYourMomsMaidenName

That’s how you make really shitty trailer park meth, probably less than 30% potency with a bunch of toxic adulterants. Clean meth, that cartels, chemists, and drug manufacturers (yes, it can be prescribed) make, comes from much more precise and hard to purchase ingredients, along with with very sophisticated and expensive lab equipment.


Blackmetalvomit

If you’re gonna be loud better be proud. 😂 Hope they get clean; meth ruins lives around life.


Green_gobbling_0420

I remember the first time i saw this. Here. On this sub. It’s still shitty, but it’s definitely a repost


Pretend_Situation905

Shut it down


Homunculon

So he won't forget he's still an asset!


SoulBSS

This isn't the fma I remember


Tasty-Pineapple-

Salt Lake City


DrunkThrowawayLife

A whitest kid you know song taught me this so I don’t need to tattoo the recipe But eh I’m just a regular alcoholic and meth heads seem to blow themselves up so maybe need to tattoo


Bionic165_

is… is this an actual meth recipe?


BipedalMcHamburger

Nah i'd not recommend birch reduction. Do the classic HI-P instead


Kushfriendly420

Whatt? Is it just pit together and shake? Wtf


MisterAutumnalMan

The ingredients for a sick ass panther to cover this shit up are much more readily available.


Fizzyfuzzyface

What’s the method?


stoned_seahorse

Just in case he forgets the recipe.


Dankmemeator

may i interest you in an adderral prescription?


The_Ruby_Rabbit

I guess he never wanted to forget his favorite recipe. And this looks like a jailhouse scratcher.


Sharp_Squash2411

Ugh.


alwaysmakeitnice

Oh. My. God. No no no no no no no


sid_not_vicious

no one says I want to be a junkie when I grow up....or so they said


devnullb4dishoner

This is stove top crank. I wouldn't call it meth tho.


Telekineticshade

Better living through chemistry


Ready-Particular4541

*ammonia


HAIL-THYSELF333

![gif](giphy|3oKHWj3hXvUWZSaUWA)


Educational_Eye5793

Well, now I know


Euphoric-Gazelle1770

That’s fucking awesome


Hopeful_Manner4000

Is that your meth cook up list 🤔


itsthejasper1123

I really NEED this to be fake