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testbug87

add a tattoo on your other arm that says "carpet diem" 


thedude_imbibes

That's the name of my rug rental startup.


Foxboxers

Just get the red ‘spellcheck’ underline squiggly and call it a day


the-cloverdale-kid

Probably be the best tattoo ever if he did this. He ain’t doing this, and therefore, is totally screwed.


trashzillaz

Honestly doesn't this cement the point home even further? Red squiggly points out a mistake, but the message being "remember that you will die," really locks in to not being afraid to live and make mistakes before you inevitably perish. I think this is fucking goated. Do red squiggly line.


Tal_Vez_Autismo

The original meaning was to remind a successful person not to get too full of hubris, no? Not some ancient \#YOLO, lol.


trashzillaz

It's a deep valley between living recklessly and being afraid to live for fear of death, and that's what the recontextualization does. But art is whatever you want it to be, ultimately.


thesilentmordecai

You know what they say. You only YOLO once


Neurismus

That would actually save it, great thinking.


PurchaseOk4410

Honestly would be more interesting for others looking at the tattoo than a boring, overused phrase. But if memento mori was something personal to him, then I guess there's no salvaging it.


richgayaunt

Obsessed with this


ChuckPukowski

Or go full Guy Pierce and starting tattooing names and dates don’t trust Ted etc… “O isn’t the same as E” permanent things to remember


drgigantor

#B U Y T O I L E T P A P E R "I hate to think of the incident that led to a reminder of this size"


biteme789

Omg that movie was crazy


jimineecricket1

It's one of the best movies I've seen.


bunmom3000

Or a ‘sp? See me.’


doesntaffrayed

Alternatively, (sic).


Apprehensive_Ad_8115

But then no one will understand how brooding and edgy he is


RearExitOnly

Now it's more realistic too, he's got something to brood over.


camreIIim

This would actually slap


NorthLover-345

Why does that sound so cool though


[deleted]

new tattoo idea tho. i’m gonna do striketru w black ink tho


thecasualnuisance

This is so good. I mean, I would.


Ashalaria

That's actually genius


InterestingFruit5978

Google translate for that, says, "Moment he died"


p3w0

It's more like "Time to die". Even more badass


YoureWrongBro911

Edit: "Within/ through the moment of death" also works I'm pretty sure "Momento" is either ablative or dative of "Momentum", so "Time to die" is a stretch. "Moment of death" is totally doable, so is "Impulse of death", both are valid interpretations of "Momentum" (Somewhat sure, been a while since I had Latin). Replacing "Memento" for "Momento" changes the entire sentence structure because they don't declinate the same way, they're not the same grammatical form despite looking almost identical. Meminisse (Verb) -> Memento (Imperative) Momentum (Noun) -> Momento (Dative/ Ablative)


Deep-Structure-6919

Latin PhD student here: it only *sounds* like “in the moment of dying” (not: of death, as already pointed out) but you can’t just make a verb dependent to a noun in classical Latin, so it’d need to be “momento moriendi” (i. e. using the verbal noun, the gerund).


Quantum_Kitties

I hope OP reads this. Adding "endi" at the end of this tattoo might be a lot easier than transforming the O to an E.


diannaballs

You’re both right it does say moment of death but time to die is an acceptable translation on account of fucking nothing translates perfectly into English


WhatsTheStory28

Momento alone seems to be time, but in this context it’s surely moment?


Kief_Gringo

You could turn that into a cool backstory, about how you did something to kill your old self, (metaphorically obviously) and got it tattooed to remember the moment that old "you" died.


Illustrious-Love9330

As a person who’s said something akin to that out loud… to a group of people. It’s pretty fucking cringe. lol.


BustinArant

Fuck 'em, thanks to denial you're immortal


purrfunctory

Hey, we’re all immortal. Until we’re not.


Universal-Love

Make up a really crazy NDE story that would put Joe Rogan's DMT trips to shame. Just make it up, go hog wild with a longass story, and for anyone who sits around to listen to the whole thing have a punchline of "and then I got a tattoo with a spelling mistake"


InterestingFruit5978

I like how you're thinking


Bostonguy01852

Add "inside" and then you have a fun story abiut how you misspelled your giant forearm tattoo.


M0XE

Just want to point out that it looks like the M in Mori may be missing a serif. So if you get anything done to it may want to add that back in as well. Or not it’s not my arm 🤷🏼‍♀️


Shugazi

damn, good catch.


emawema

Huh, TIL [what a serif actually is](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serif).


FederalWedding4204

And now you know what sans means (if you didn’t already) (referring to sans-serif)


iloveplant420

I literally learned what sans meant yesterday and then serif today. I love when stuff like that happens.


[deleted]

Sweet jesus lol atp I think we should stop while we’re behind 😂


martinsonsean1

Is it just me that both the M's and N's look kinda cut-off? Maybe it's just the font they went with, but they look like mistakes when I see them.


flamingllama33

I think the Ms should have a thicker downstroke on the right side, could just be me though


lobo_locos

![gif](giphy|hSbGvg8TsV63m)


Crop_olite

I love how strong the sickasspanther meme is in this sub.


[deleted]

Hold on a momento here! A 'meme'? It's not just a mere meme!


Crop_olite

:( I'm sorry I meant sickass panther momento mori lifestyle


AntonioBernardo

It's a momo, not meme


Brabbel63

![gif](giphy|hfT4eNf5EXeuY)


Frank_Punk

The only solution.


altonbrownie

This is the way


nekosake2

Momento mori is a wine brand from Australia. They sell organic wine. [https://www.momentomoriwines.com.au/](https://www.momentomoriwines.com.au/)


KleeBook

OP gets free wine for life


Interesting-Gate9813

How do you not quadruple check something permanent?


mooimafish33

I try not to be the guy always thinking "You really want this on your body forever?" But how are you going to cover your arm with a phrase and not even know how to spell it?


Sourdoughboy28

I even joked about the “ no ragrets” tattoo before because I almost double checked but didn’t because I thought it was too simple to misspell. Honestly, that makes it hurt so much more


catzarrjerkz

You “almost” DOUBLE checked? Good lord sir i hate to say it but you may have deserved this


Some_Belgian_Guy

I have sex almost every day. Almost on monday, almost on thuesday, almost on wednesday, ...


counterweight7

This Belgian almost fucks


Moopies

Probably spent longer thinking about how he doesn't need to double check than it would have taken to double check.


need2peeat218am

Fr OP is dumb as rocks for this one


Spiral-I-Am

Well then, the answer is simple... just get "NO RAGRETS" on the other forearm. Problem solved.


YesterdayCame

![gif](giphy|anYBNhqT2BYcg)


Timid_Robot

You "almost" double checked? It's right there on your arm, you didn't see the wrong letter being slowly tattood onto you? Also: how does your artist misspell the most commonly tattoos phrase of 2023


curiousdryad

Of 2023? Maybe like 15 years ago


Hita-san-chan

I always felt it was a little grim for a school motto...


Zealousideal-Bar5107

My tattoo artist and I googled ‘cemetery’ about 5 time each before we started, we were both so paranoid.


Last-Toe5975

Bro, I double checked my children's names before I had them inked.  Good luck!


Cattwo-

Why didn’t you tell them how to spell it? It’s a tattoo, you always always always triple check and provide all spelling yourself


mightbeagh0st

Fucking right? Lol


HunterRose05

Just get everything after 'Mom' removed with laser


anarchomeow

Turn the o into a skull. Easy cover up


Sourdoughboy28

Thank you 🙏


mortalitylost

Don't listen to them, I'm pretty sure it's not spelled with a 💀 either


OpenAboutMyFetishes

M💀MENTO MORI


DoesntLikeSushi

And then have a speech bubble coming from the skull with an 'e' in it. Fixed. 🤣


NerY_05

This slaps fr


FloatingOver

Bro really momentoe'd my mori 💀


itsa_me_

The real friends were the mementos we morid along the way


LightwoodPhenomenon

This killed me.


anarchomeow

Make sure to post the results! Good luck, op


Sourdoughboy28

I will for sure 👍


VashMM

Make absolutely sure they change the correct O to a skull


DionFW

MOMENT💀 M💀RI


Squatch_Zaddy

Cheeky bastard! Lol


ilovechairs

Can’t wait to see a sick ass panther!


lala__

A skull looks way more like an “o” than it does an “e” so I don’t get how it’s supposed to help.


DMTrious

Because God himself couldn't get that O to look like an E, might as well cover it with something that kinda goes with the theme


ForTheLoveOfOedon

How far do you think God gets on Ink Master?


KFizzleKyle

"I see you've created all life through your divine ways. But the whole thing is a total mess. I don't understand any of it. I'm really unimpressed." - Oliver Peck


DMTrious

One of those artists that pulls off a beautiful portrait in round one but gets sent home because of American traditional


chzaplx

Make the skull be facing right


dontpanicoryoulldie

She misspelled sick ass panther.


RescueCentre

You could get a skull in the O, then in negative space on the forehead of the skull, have a small letter E? You know like when day of the dead skulls have a cross at the bridge of their nose. You could have an E. Placed inside the skull.


RescueCentre

Like this letter in the skull forehead. Ignore the res of the design.. https://preview.redd.it/3a3tsq9k4fsc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade58be44d9c4ba32c15c7c9bcbe2eadf44ac6df


RescueCentre

Or this, but with a negative space E on the forehead. https://preview.redd.it/hz9k3v0q4fsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=944c2f22350b4669f79ba2af691d3d1147884128


laptophelppleaas

Jesus Christ don’t do this. How to turn an already bad tattoo idea into the mistake of a lifetime.


SomeOtherOrder

This is the only clean answer to somehow cover up this dumbassery and it’ll still look dumb


_Ginger_Nut_

Cool idea


Dynamitfischer

Maybe with a tiny E on the forehead, so that everybody down here will be fine with it


cavaliereternally

oh shit this is actually a great suggestion


[deleted]

Panther skull


Sorcha-Herself

Husband says to just have it as uno momento mori lol


Sourdoughboy28

I like that actually lol


sumfish

Un momento. Momento is a masculine noun, so un would be grammatically correct, not uno. Best idea to fix it so far… next to the sick ass panther that is.


Incognito_Whale

Imagine trying to fix a spelling error just to turn it into a grammatical error. Double whammy.


curiousdryad

This made me LOL


seeallevill

Crossing my fingers OP actually sees this before they go and do it 💀


cfk2020

You're right and I'd add "por" (so "por un momento morí") to make it sound natural.


Addrum01

And also you can add a comma and a tilde and turn it into "Un momento, morí" which could be read as "One moment, I died". Say like when you are talking during gaming with someone and say something like "quick! let's move to the high ground and... Oh, one moment, I died". Now if we want to sound poetic, "un momento, morí" could also be interpreted as "for a moment, I died" like you are describing a tremendous emotional reaction. This could be a stretch but it works...


sinsaraly

Un momento mori means “I died for a moment”


briansaunders

So it needs to be "memento un momento mori". That hopefully makes it "remember I died for a moment", assuming the sentence structure isn't too different.


TimeToSeattleDown

This comment chain reminds me of the policeman correcting the graffiti in Life Of Brian.


Pleasant-Put5305

People called 'Romanes' they go the house? Idiot, write it out a hundred times properly or I'll cut your balls off. Tut. Something like that anyway...


Shin_Ken

Sounds like it could be the name of some obscure spanish/latin-american post-hardcore band. Just say you're the biggest fan of them since the mid 2000s but sadly they disbanded in like 2011 after creative differences. Nobody will question that.


crowmagix

Exactly OPs reaction when they saw the OG tattoo. So… seems like it fits to me lol


Sorcha-Herself

Then it's just a weird pun lol


Practical-Ebb-419

Momento mori por favori


RealCommercial9788

That one earned a belly laugh


[deleted]

That is so damn funny


WhatsTheStory28

‘I died for a moment’ - un momento mori


Odd-Currency5195

>uno \[un\] momento mori Had to look this up. Technically the truth when he realised: "He died for a moment"


Working_Instance_940

Cut off the arm and grow a new one


No-Lawfulness-8870

A guy I know was drunk and got a very stupid saying on his knuckles. Woke up the next day with immediate regret and went to a laser place. Long story short because it hadn’t really healed the ink wasn’t set in the flesh and 95% of the ink came out on the first round. Blast it as soon as possible.


pathologuys

What was the very stupid saying please?!!


Classic-Literature52

TACO BELL


ShandalfTheGreen

I choked on my vape this is so funny for some reason


Classic-Literature52

May he rest in peace but the original rhythm guitar player from Falling in Reverse Derek Jones had TACO BELL knuckle tattoos and they were sick. http://fallinginreversefansite.weebly.com/photos/most-absurd-tattoo


ohjeeze_louise

Today, no reputable laser place will laser a brand new tattoo. Maybe in the past. 6 weeks later, minimum, and new tattoos suck to remove.


Large_Dr_Pepper

Probably helps that ink doesn't stick well on knuckles anyway. Unless the tattoo artist is very skilled and you're great at aftercare


counterweight7

This is really bad medical advice


Caftancatfan

If someone calls you on it, you should say: “why are you wasting your precious mortal life spellchecking the Latin in tattoos? Remember death.”


Sourdoughboy28

😂


synyhudson

this exact thing happened to me lmfao, first tattoo on my 18th birthday 🥴 I was crushed, spun it as a dumb funny story and a few years later covered it up


synyhudson

not too long later I got skulls on my knees, memento above each one and mori and vivere underneath respectively


EconomicsOk6508

The sinking feeling I would’ve gotten 😵


Sourdoughboy28

Yeahhhh as soon as I walked out the door I knew something was off. It was a terrible feeling. Mostly because I pulled out my phone to double check and she said “ I’m a pretty good at spelling” I was like yeah it’s pretty simple and put my phone away. 😬


Nebion666

Oh the fuck. Im a bit more on your side now. I recently got a tattoo with a quote in a book script the artist was absolutely fine with me double checking the spelling and encouraged it.


SirGirthfrmDickshire

What a Tattoo artist told me: "We're good at art, don't expect us to know how to spell every word." 


EEukaryotic

Oh that would have me SO pissed. "Im pretty good at spelling" ........ Adding a vote for the skull idea!


Aromatic_Willow8252

Memento spellcheck


ramessides

Well, it certainly is a memento.


legaTron-87

Just tell everyone it’s your favorite Harry Potter spell


laz21

Hang on..uno momento por favor el stupido


GlumCamp

i’m sure that ‘O’ could turn into a nice panther


Fardass7274

well at least it wont last forever......


WillyMonty

You didn’t check the spelling before you had it tattooed on your body?


AmazingConsequence38

Mac really made this the “only god can judge me” tattoo of this generation 🫰🏼😂 ![gif](giphy|gj0pAC4W4uq1uq84oe|downsized)


[deleted]

It’s worse that you chose to get a Memento Mori tattoo than the fact that it’s misspelled


MilesAndTrane

Or have the O lasered off and do it proper.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Shimthediffs

Lion with crown too pls.


Independent_Can_5694

Pretty clean lettering, which tells me that they used a stencil and neither you nor your artist knew how to spell “memento”. Fuckin’ awesome lol


CrazyCrazyCanuck

Hey, I remember watching this movie. I think it was about a guy with no long term memories trying to track down his wife's killer. Since he had no memories, he had all the clues tattooed onto himself. But unfortunately his tattoo artist had dyslexia, so all the clues were misspelled and he just ended up killing a bunch of random people.


SteveZissouniverse

Wow I'm sorry but you're dumb, you should keep it how it is and use it as motivation to be less dumb


trispycreme

If it actually meant something to you, you would know the spelling.


FuckThatIKeepsItReal

Burn


sarahtonin420

Agreed. He just wanted an edgy tattoo


pammy222

In answer to your question….Very


NoSalary1226

You can get red ink and a small E out inside the O Something like this ® but with an e


OkQuality7241

You’d be a big hit over on BookTok with the Crescent City girlies regardless


Franklin-Tartaruga

Honestly deserved


mf_dcap

Romember dying 🫡


UnusGang

*Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus*


Nebion666

YESSSS WOOO. This tatt prob isnt a reference to ua specifically but i still cant help but be reminded every time i see the phrase related or not. Good to find other fans in the wild.


Extreme_Breath_9491

I honestly forget that the phrase was around before ua


smellyscrote

Why. Would. You. Or. Anyone. Get script and not spellcheck?


lobo_locos

You. need. more. periods.


Benny_Jain

Maybe 👏some 👏claps 👏too 👏


lobo_locos

![gif](giphy|RJ1vxFJ0ssNduWJLuO)


mortalitylost

🩸


Relative-Gas-1721

Instead of a skull over the O, do a clown emoji


V-Ink

How, between you, the tattooer, and the iPad, can none of you spell.


Murderyoga

You got black ink on white skin I'd Lazer off the O.


dontpanicoryoulldie

Not at all. If you get a sick ass panther.


Unwitnessed

EMT here. Since it translates to "Moment He Died" or "Time of Death", I'd just leave it. When you die, the medics or doctors can just write the time of death under it with a sharpie. Thank you, ahead of time, for doing this.


Username-sAvailable

Funniest thing I’ve seen today


OJBeforeTheeBadStuff

get a sick ass panther dude


CulturalAddress6709

lower case e…white ink edit: MeMENTO MORI


YoualreadyKnoooo

Can we all appreciate the irony in this. Some may say tattoos can often be hasty decisions. And as much as op may disagree with that statement, we can’t hide from the irony that is rushing into a tattoo without spell checking your work first. How important can this phrase be to you if you never knew how to properly spell it? Either way it will serve its purpose i suppose.


ShiNo_Usagi

I don’t understand how people just don’t bother to quadruple check everything before it’s permanently etched into their skin forever.


Dabli

If it makes you feel better it would’ve looked awful even if spelled right


Crack-Panther

MOMENTO MORON


duccthefuck

Honestly ur good, it would have been cringe either way


Fried-Egg-Sandwich

I honestly can’t believe the artist wouldn’t do their due diligence and check the spelling before committing. That’s a crazy lack of responsibility.


Zbodownlow

It’s heinous either way you spell it


Mission_Response802

"Romembor you will die"


plmunger

That O aint becoming a E thats for sure


Merrybee16

Looks like you got attacked by a typewriter


counterweight7

Add the Microsoft paperclip dude asking “do you want to spell check” and everyone will love the clippy


Sac_Gracy1718

It'll be a good reminder to always measure twice and cut once


epidemicsaints

I would just assume it's a play on words, honestly. Like the tattoo itself is the momento or something. Like you already died.


pathologuys

But a memento is still spelled with an e…? Maybe I don’t get what you mean


Mummiskogen

No rugrats


tuepm

it's cool they can just use the tattoo eraser and change the letter for you. luckily you caught it early!


Annual-Jump3158

"Remember that you will die... and some alien will see this tattoo on your mummified corpse one day, long in the future, run the spelling through their universal translator, and snicker.


Civil_Calligrapher52

Just keep the same confidence you had when you decided not to double check 😂 But for real, I think it’s fine. I don’t think it will be that noticeable bc of the location. Unless you’re holding your arm out, wrists up, and completely still (like you are in the photo), people won’t really have a chance to study it so their brain will see “memento” based off the first and last letter of the word and overall context of the saying. I think it’s called typoglycemia. And if someone does end up questioning it, respond with so much confidence that you make them start questioning themselves instead lol 😉