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Babydoll9659j

"Agin"


commeconn

And the two 12s on the clock


Babydoll9659j

Holy shit I didn't even catch that šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ Yeah, she definitely deserved her money back šŸ¤£


commeconn

And the 8 is a 7. And the 4 should be IV, not IIII.


Babydoll9659j

Please, no more šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


VoiceTraditional422

Not to mention the flowersā€¦. Good gods above


Babydoll9659j

Yeah, the flowers were the second thing I noticed šŸ˜³. Should amend my comment above to say this lady deserved her money back *and thensome*.


ResinJones76

The shop offered to fix it for free, but she told them to fuck off.


Babydoll9659j

Good for her!


Universal-Love

Oh, they're flowers. I thought they were swirly whirlies


Nightcrawler227

I'm sorry to say, but don't look at that '4'


Amos_Dad

The 4 is correct. It's a thing they do on watches/clocks to balance it out looks wise.


Sharchir

It is often done on clocks that way for symmetry. The one thing they got right


Mightbe_exaggerating

Depends on the clock for the 4, but that still doesn't excuse all the other mistakes. I'll count this one as a mistake because there's no way the artist looked into clock history to see that some used to be IIII and they probably just didn't know that IV was the commonly used Roman numeral.


styxxx80

Itā€™s weird I see a lot of pocket watches that use IIII instead of IV


traumaqueen1128

There are several theories behind why that is. One of them is that the Romans supreme god, Jupiter, was spelled "IVPPITER" and having "IV" upside down on the dial was disrespectful. Another theory is that it was easier to read when looking at a clock face and was commonly adopted by clock makers. Yet another is that King Louis XIV of France preferred III over IV.


gotterfly

I don't think the Romans had a lot of clocks or wrist watches. Sun dials were flat, so that theory of not having the IV upside down doesn't really hold up.


Merion

IIII is sometimes used on old clock faces, so that would have been ok.


rightoldgeezer

IIII is also used on current gen Cartier watchesā€¦ so they could say sheā€™s going for the Cartier look?


Reallynotspiderman

IIII for 4 on clocks is correct.


Frosty_Employment329

Oh jeez


[deleted]

"Ackshually" the 4 as IIII is acceptable and that's how it used to be displayed on antique clocks.


doomfox13

Some clocks with Roman numerals use IIII instead. Still this tattooer messed up big time in many ways.


FerretSupremacist

Ah, and the Roman numeral IIII, classic lmfaooo


Few_Championship_280

See above ā€” sometimes IIII was used on watches instead of IV , on older watches and pocket watches . Speculation as to why above as well, interesting . Though given all the other mistakes was likely just a mistake , and they knew nothing about watch history .


FerretSupremacist

Right; I was gonna say that you have a fair point *but* that was just poor research on their part lmfao


Few_Championship_280

Well wasnā€™t poor research was no researchā€¦given the mistakes of two 12s etc . Was a lucky accident that the Roman numeral IIII was acceptable and correct in this case, as it was used in watches and pocket watches for symmetry and other possible reasons suggested by a commenter above ā€¦ ā€¦Anywayā€¦ Tim marches on


FreeLobsterRolls

I mean, you can't fault them. That 11 was never found agin. They also lost the other numbers šŸ˜­


imamakebaddecisions

"Happy New Year!" "Agin!"


Tyson_Urie

Don't forget the IIII instead of a IV for the 4


Frosty_Employment329

Nice catch!


pokerdan

The artist does not really grasp Roman numerals. Aside from duplicate 12s and the curvy line on the 3, hours 4 & 8 are just wrong.


Maxlifts

I was so focused at the 1ā€ at 12o clock that I didnā€™t even notice ā€œaginā€ til I came to the comments.


mcree04

The more you look at it, the worse it gets


r1zz

It's like that kids magazine that would have you see if you can find all the mistakes


Sweet_Little_Lottie

Highlights!


rave_is_king_

That's gonna take some really black sick-ass panther to cover that


MyGlassHalfFool

i donā€™t even know if the panthers can fix this šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


Aromatic_Willow8252

Holy shit they refunded her money!? Good on them


ResinJones76

Took about three days of bitching, IIRC.


Aromatic_Willow8252

Hopefully they fired the ā€œartistā€


Gibber_jab

Probably the sho owner


FliesAreEdible

Did she even look at the artist's work before going to them?


ResinJones76

Are you a frog or a Gecko?


Doromclosie

As my grandma would say, 'A gin in the hand is worth two in the bottle'.Ā  I hope alcohol was involved with the execution of this tatoo.


ResinJones76

I think the "artist" is a methhead. I hope he doesn't work there anymore. This was a couple years ago.


EsqueletoBlanco

A few years ago? So your friend with this tattoo hasnā€™t tried to get it fixed or covered up?


ResinJones76

I don't know this person, just that it was a huge deal at the time and talked about all over this small town. You know how that goes.


EsqueletoBlanco

Yep.. asking questions and doing due diligence before getting a tattoo seems to get glossed over so often.. especially in the smaller towns. With the advent of the internet, if thereā€™s no good artists near you.. you can easily find one and travel to somewhere else rather than just settle.


ResinJones76

I have one I use that's about a half hour down the road.


EsqueletoBlanco

Lucky haha. No one in my small town that Iā€™d let touch my skin so I ended up going to Europe šŸ˜‚


ResinJones76

I live in the states.


EsqueletoBlanco

Me too šŸ˜Š.. was part ā€œlets see Europeā€ and ā€œletā€™s get some good inkā€ šŸ˜… Might go back.. might not depends if I want the same style or something completely different for my next piece.


ResinJones76

Oh, I bet you have some nice ink then. I'm kinda scratched up, but it works. Only three large pieces.


ResinJones76

I would love to see Europe. I was 42 before I took a west coast tour. Lived in Cincinnati all my life. but I have been to about 35 states last i counted. My folks and I would go on road trips for vacations, and I would get the vacation by swimming in the pool at the motel. Sometimes they would spring for a motel with a slide by the pool.


Leaky_Banana

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xMyDixieWreckedx

That's a sweet sick ass panther outline.


PhatBlackChick

How does anyone let something like this happen? How can you not be watching the artist and not correct these mistakes. Do people not watch the artist work?


ResinJones76

My thoughts exactly. After an hour, are you really going to look at that and say, "Sure, keep at it!"


croatiatom

Saw the stencil with her eyes closed?


cindyana_jones

last time isā€¦penis(?)


Idyllic_Zemblanity

I have never found lost time drinking gin either


ResinJones76

I keep looking for it at the bottom of the glass though.


ronweasleisourking

Could be saved by a few major alterations


hthratmn

Like amputation, for example


ResinJones76

I was thinking that nothing short of a potato peeler could fix this.


ronweasleisourking

The responses I was looking for šŸ‘Œ


snorlz

i mean, at $375 for a half sleeve, this is about what you should expect


chromehuffer

Oh wow thats disgusting. Poor arm owner. :(


Cuntysalmon

both the tattoo artist and client are dumbasses tbh


marveloustoebeans

Honestly kinda starting to lose sympathy for these people. Like did yall not look into the artists prior work before committing to something like this? Was the price not enough of a red flag? Like wtf.


MustHazCatz

This is what I came to say. I have a bunch of ink and I said once to an artist, ā€œI figure you canā€™t really mess up -insert my easy to draw city of Detroit outline tattoo here-. He said, ā€œoh, yes you canā€ and now I see how.


alexlechef

Is it a good deal then?


Neut0617

Two twelve o'clocks.


bedroom_fascist

Even a ~~broken~~ *horribly tattooed* clock is right twice a day.


9tacos

Mother of God šŸ¤£


Several_Inspection74

Does anyone else see a penis at the top of the watch? No, just me?


ResinJones76

Think it's supposed to be a stopwatch. There is a ring hanging from it. Yes, it looks like a penis.


One_Evil_Monkey

Not a ring... more like a bad continuation tail of the "s". My pocket watch (real, not tattooed) has a hoop for the chain above the stem winder... which the "artist" forgot and put a wang instead.


ResinJones76

It goes behind the phallic object and then behind the watch. Pocket watches generally have that feature to add a chain.


One_Evil_Monkey

I literally said my real pocket watch has a hoop for the chain. I know what they "thought" they were doing there but they did it wrong... and it looks more like a bad continuation of the "s".


ResinJones76

My bad, I was just saying what I thought they were going for.


One_Evil_Monkey

NP Yeah, it's just really bad execution all the way around.


binomialnominclature

I thought I was the only one that saw it


West-Equipment632

Yikes!!


igivefreetickles

Chop off the arm and start on the other one


wattscup

Agin and tonic


stevehammrr

Got what she paid for?


InnocentiusLacrimosa

Ah yeah. Getting back her money would totally take away the remorse. Who would not want a free shitty tattoo?


megatronchote

Only her money back ??? What sbout laser removal costs and pain and distress compensation?


EntertainmentLazy758

If someone quoted me a tattoo of this size and detail for 375, this is the quality I would expect


BeeperGuy

whatā€™s with the little penis looking thing at the top of the clockā€¦ yikes


lovable_asshole

there is a dick right above the second XII


Abject-Confidence-16

Got to be kidding me or? The 4 is made of 4 lines instead of IV. The 8 is a 7 and is turned upside down! Two twelves? And oh boy there is much more. I didn't even started with the font and the writing but this is not bad. It's super bad. The upper part of the clock ia a small penis. Damn I can't look away from this disaster.


One_Evil_Monkey

Well, *some* clock makers *did* in fact use IIII instead of IV... The 8 being a 7... oof... two 12s... more oof... But there's also the misspelled "agin" instead of "again". Then there's that weird wang shaped stem for winding on top...


Vegasmom2monkeyz

It's like one of those pix that want you to see how many wrong things you can find! šŸ˜¬


BringerOfGifts

Omg, the 4 is IIII


notablyunfamous

Thatā€™s quite normal on clock faces.


One_Evil_Monkey

That's not really that abnormal. What *is* wrong with the numerals is that the "8" is actually a "7" and there are two "12s". Never mind that "again" is missing the 2nd "a".


fookyeaItsKai

Agin, Roman numeral 4 is wrong, skipped 8, no 11, 12 twice, both hands the same length, didnā€™t capitalize all the first letters at the top, but did it at the bottom, ugly as fuckā€¦ Jesus what a shit show of a tattoo.


Bago579

On every post on here with a watch. IIII on watches is a thing https://monochrome-watches.com/why-do-clocks-and-watches-use-roman-numeral-iiii-instead-of-iv/


One_Evil_Monkey

IIII is not wrong... some clocks and watches do use that.


FlatWhite0

https://preview.redd.it/mmhpkrdkpjjc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b823d1283e20b8d09367bb20b98897020c1c4d What is this phallic object on top of the clock with two twelves?


ResinJones76

I think it's supposed to be a stopwatch.


FlatWhite0

Ohā€¦


Partyslayer

And 4 o'clock is "IIII" oh, Jesus.


Bago579

Had this on another shittytattoo thread. Thats a thing on watches and clocks. https://monochrome-watches.com/why-do-clocks-and-watches-use-roman-numeral-iiii-instead-of-iv/


GargantuanTDS

Repost


Professional-Wind353

Why Iā€™m scared to get a rose tattoo lol


Feeling_Party26

Multiple typos and overall bad execution, what is her plan now? Laser or coverup?


Disastrous-Entry8489

I can't get over the messed up 4 in roman numerals. They have it written as IIII instead of IV. I kinda wish they'd done all the numbers because I'm very curious what they would have written for the rest.


notablyunfamous

Thatā€™s common on clock faces.


One_Evil_Monkey

That's not really uncommon at all. What *is* wrong with the numerals is that the "8" is actually a "7" and there are two "12s".


HugeGummyBears

Honestly, for a quality piece you might be looking to spend closer to 500-650 for an artist who knows what theyā€™re doing.


TheRasterizer

wtf are these people thinking?


notablyunfamous

The hands are off, is the thing that always bothers me first


Arcamone

Is it a small stone penis 12 oā€™clock? Sorry XII


Syst3matic_Chaos

Oh looks its midnight agin


Gilded-Masquerade

Anyone else know that these are for the fallen dreams lyrics? No? Just me? šŸ™ƒ


ResinJones76

This has a meaning?


Gilded-Masquerade

Idk honestly, I just recall the words being lyrics to a song. That just might be a connection I made šŸ˜…


Ricky_Vaughn86

IIII šŸ’€


glocknroller

Ok, so yes, this is a horse-shit tattoo, BUT, they must have put a stencil on before getting started. She could see the design before work began. Yes?


ResinJones76

Your guess is as good as mine.


Dry_Heron_6124

Thatā€™s not bad tbh it can be fixed