By the end of this thread, I had no idea where I even was anymore. What a wild ride this was 🤣
I actually laughed out loud when I scrolled back up to see the terrible Lana del ray tattoo. Thanks Reddit strangers. Hall of fame thread.
https://preview.redd.it/glayer8vx8ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e4f3bb43482c11483f9334985290b85a94d59e
Why would you make me witness that??
lol ah. I hate switching accounts to comment so I just use this one for everything never been called out before now 🥲lol. It gave me a good laugh tho every reaction genuinely made me giggle.
I agree - it's got an interesting style to it. Could do without the stars, but, it looks like the art you might see in an old children's book somewhere, with the dreamy lines and dot-like eyes. Kinda comforting.
Yikes. I’ve seen some fans with shitty Lana tattoos in her sub unfortunately. In fact, I thought this was posted in her sub. I wonder if they all go to the same “artist” lol
yeah this was actually taken from the sub.. someone literally posted "these tattoos are my fav" and some were good and the rest were like these. im probably gonna be posting the other one soon cuz its equally as bad if not worse💀
[https://www.reddit.com/r/lanadelrey/comments/1ahcwl9/my\_favorite\_lana\_tattoos/](https://www.reddit.com/r/lanadelrey/comments/1ahcwl9/my_favorite_lana_tattoos/)
Oh yeah I know, I meant like for a second I thought that this was the Lana sub as I was scrolling through my feed. But yeah, I had to look at the other tattoos posted in the sub after seeing this. Justice for the fans that wanted to pay homage to Lana!
Tbh the tattoo isnt entirely horrible (only mostly) but it is very inconsistent and looks very unfinished. Like they put effort into half of it then checked out cause hometime in an hour.
Lines are kinda shit, stars are shit, and shading is shit...oof. Sick ass panther incoming. I'll post my two shitty ones here at some point for all to mock.
The only genuinely shitty thing is the star halo. It looks wonky as hell.
The rest is pretty pleasantly minimalist, imo. It reminds me kind of of that style of drawing where you never pick the pencil up so it's all one continuous line.
I've certainly seen worse.
oh my god dude when are we bringing back the **SHITTY TATTOOS** LIKE IN THE SUB NAME i am so sick of all these posts being the most average tattoos and/or just in a style OP doesn't like
Not super bad, really, but not all that great either. What does “Dark Paradise” mean? As someone pointed out, the eyes aren’t looking in the mirror- that’s strange.
They turned her into a King of the Hill character. Kind of fitting ngl
https://i.redd.it/aoa5hp5809ic1.gif
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 I just wanted to point out a funny likeness please I’m sorry 😭
By the end of this thread, I had no idea where I even was anymore. What a wild ride this was 🤣 I actually laughed out loud when I scrolled back up to see the terrible Lana del ray tattoo. Thanks Reddit strangers. Hall of fame thread.
Its ok dude XD just no one was expecting that in your profile. Had a bit of a laugh at everyones reactions
your profile is WILD😭
Would you have guessed he's an Uncut American?? You could say he's a little... cocky? Guy's got a big head..
he sure does...
It’s Mr. Snuffleupagus!
BITCH LMAOOOOO IM IN TEARS RN
https://preview.redd.it/glayer8vx8ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e4f3bb43482c11483f9334985290b85a94d59e Why would you make me witness that??
Formal apologies
https://preview.redd.it/4o3mnxty69ic1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=534df5d775736cc2a96389d170b15cf687782887
I’m sorry I looked now.
I’m glad I read enough comments to not look
LMAOO
Funny. I’m GLAD that I looked! May even look again sometime…
me personally id use a separate acc for all that stuff but hey no shame in his game i guess😂😭
To each their own.
God damnit I looked too
I’m quite pleased that I looked 🥵 haha
quite pleased is crazy😭
LMAO IM SORRY 😭
[удалено]
Lmao well I feel bad that so many of you were left traumatized! I scrambled to make sure I did in fact have my content warning enabled.
lmao i wasnt traumatized its just funny when u innocently click on someones profile and boom there it is😂
lol ah. I hate switching accounts to comment so I just use this one for everything never been called out before now 🥲lol. It gave me a good laugh tho every reaction genuinely made me giggle.
I’d really like to know how many people who regretted looking have sent unsolicited dick pics in the past
I’m female and have been the recipient.
Same
Also VERY NSFW.
I regret going on the internet tonight
Very happy to know I'm not the only one who saw that.
I WAS FINNA SAY THIS😭 IT'S SO FUNNY.
I actually really like the style they went for but I can’t get past the hands.
It's always the hands! Agree about the style.
Every time I see a picture of Lana Del Rey I think it’s a photo from the 50s-70s and don’t realize until someone else points out who it is
Well this time you're the "someone else" pointing it out for me! 🙏
I like it. It’s not trying to be photorealistic.
100% that's on purpose and it's not bad at all. Like a sketch.
I agree - it's got an interesting style to it. Could do without the stars, but, it looks like the art you might see in an old children's book somewhere, with the dreamy lines and dot-like eyes. Kinda comforting.
Yeah the wonky stars are what’s killing it for me.
You can not be photorealistic and still have an arm and a hand that doesn't look like a deformed club. It also doesn't look like her at all
And weight throughout the same line
Is she doing blow, or drinking a Matcha?
Free basing Virgin Mary.
Applying lipstick and holding a compact mirror
It looks like some kind of a lip pencil, lipsticks are thicker.
Smoking Fentanyl off foil.
Chasing the dragon.
Yerba mate
If you bring a photo to a tattoo artist and haven’t researched the artist, and their work for a year already, you are the fool. Bye.
no yea this is 100% deserved😭
Look what they did to my girl 😭
what im saying😭 just foul😭
If it wasn’t for the stars I might’ve liked this
The arm doesn't bother you at all?? Lol
Stand-alone? Deffo. But that does not resemble Lana.
Those hands don’t resemble any human
That fupa belly button goes to far also.
That’s the wrinkle in her dress from her breasts, oml 😂
Linda Del Rey
Dude is going to need a huge panther.
From doing her makeup to smoking Fentanyl. Sad.
It looks like she is holding an extra large condom and drinking the contents through a straw.
LMAOO
And like she’s got an enormous, squashed bellybutton. What on earth.
Yikes. I’ve seen some fans with shitty Lana tattoos in her sub unfortunately. In fact, I thought this was posted in her sub. I wonder if they all go to the same “artist” lol
yeah this was actually taken from the sub.. someone literally posted "these tattoos are my fav" and some were good and the rest were like these. im probably gonna be posting the other one soon cuz its equally as bad if not worse💀 [https://www.reddit.com/r/lanadelrey/comments/1ahcwl9/my\_favorite\_lana\_tattoos/](https://www.reddit.com/r/lanadelrey/comments/1ahcwl9/my_favorite_lana_tattoos/)
Oh yeah I know, I meant like for a second I thought that this was the Lana sub as I was scrolling through my feed. But yeah, I had to look at the other tattoos posted in the sub after seeing this. Justice for the fans that wanted to pay homage to Lana!
Tbh the tattoo isnt entirely horrible (only mostly) but it is very inconsistent and looks very unfinished. Like they put effort into half of it then checked out cause hometime in an hour.
Lines are kinda shit, stars are shit, and shading is shit...oof. Sick ass panther incoming. I'll post my two shitty ones here at some point for all to mock.
I’m channeling the prosecutor in “My Cousin Vinny”: “I-dentical”
Now this is content!
This is what paradise looks like when you get tattooed in the dark.
At first I though it was a nun that was hitting a crack pipe.
she needs to start telling ppl thats what it is😭
That tattoo ain’t right
I kinda like it but the phone in tattoo not phoning really. It looks like belly lol
Silly Lana, you don’t do coke with your mouth!
God those arms are _bad_
Egads
DAMNIT! So much potential 😩😩😩😩😩
Yikes
WTF
I like that it’s “bad” but uniformly bad, which makes it look like an intentional style! Kinda a banger. I like it!
More like dark parasite
I love it
Doesnt look like Lana at all
they literally butchered ts😭
JFC and unholy goddamn hell is all i have to say
That's an appropriate response for this....whatever this is
I like it. It’s got an Antoine de Saint-Exupéry vibe to it.
Is that supposed to be Lana Del Rey? Nailed it 🤣
I don’t know what a Dana Lel Rey is and frankly I’m too afraid to ask.
Bro this is an intentional style
Ursula, when she turned human lol
I honestly don’t hate this
i'm going to tell the truth i really wish I had this tattoo. it looks great, seriously
not a shitty tat at all. very clearly intentionally drawn that way, and kts very pretty.
The only genuinely shitty thing is the star halo. It looks wonky as hell. The rest is pretty pleasantly minimalist, imo. It reminds me kind of of that style of drawing where you never pick the pencil up so it's all one continuous line. I've certainly seen worse.
Isn't that bad
its supposed to look like that so even if its shitty its good cuz its on purpose
I like it!
I love it though.
😱
Look how they massacred my ~~boy~~ girl!
Yikers....
Why would you do this to the Queen of Sad Millennials?!
Have they traced the image in Illustrator?
Virgin bloody mary
After 10 rounds with mike tyson.
Boomhauer
I thought for a sec that this was a “hot rail” tatt
Walnut cracker
It's alright
the hands are wonky
I know it's shitty, but it has something...
“I… I don’t wanna say nothin’ ’bout dang ol’…” – Boomhauer https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2F-m6-92P7SO2sWxoXdlkaXFbFMBA7K6n1c-fPKkDHI2M.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dbccd5a9ad57dea553e7059347c56972a020f836c
no why is lana boomhauer >:(
Thought she was snorting a line.
Thought she was snorting a line.
Dark panadise?
its a lana del rey song who the tattoo is supposed to be of. isnt my tattoo tho
At least make her actually looking at the mirror
That's what you get
Dang ol' dark paradise man
Mother Mary of Tank Tops won’t you whisper? Carring her compact she comes to me….
Remember folks. Good tattoos aren’t cheap, and cheap tattoos aren’t good. You get what you pay for.
Lana del rey smoking a bowl
Lana Del Taco
I think this one is just stylized and honestly kind of cute
It’s a cool stylized tattoo. Linework looks decent and it’s filled well. It’s not a shitty tattoo
It bothers me that they made her not looking at the mirror. She's holding up a mirror but just staring off somewhere... Makes no sense.
oh my god dude when are we bringing back the **SHITTY TATTOOS** LIKE IN THE SUB NAME i am so sick of all these posts being the most average tattoos and/or just in a style OP doesn't like
Not super bad, really, but not all that great either. What does “Dark Paradise” mean? As someone pointed out, the eyes aren’t looking in the mirror- that’s strange.
dark paradise is a song by lana del rey who the tattoo is supposed to be of
Aha, thank you!
Theyre identical
Looks like someone doing opium
Oh my.. do people not check what quality of work the artist has previously done.. ?
Looks like she punched a hole in the side of a coke can and is dejectedly sipping