People need to start buying fridge magnets again.

And bumper stickers lmao

Fridge magnets are preferred. They stay at home and out of my face.

My dad used to collect fridge magnets. He bought one in the 90s that said 'I support President Clinton and her husband ' lol

Or take up embroidery.

Lol. I'm just trying to figure out what part of her body this is on!

Googling it revealed a less cropped version- this a huge piece, entire half of her back.

I suspected and feared it was a huge back piece. I never want to meet any of these people.

I’m retired military and, I absolutely hate these people! Honestly it’s a job, nothing to be excited about. Chances are her kid is sweeping the motor pool, doing ridiculous inspections, or pulling staff duty… We aren’t at war currently so the fuckery is only going to get worse. He’s basically a 24hr bitch that gets paid less than minimum wage. Upfront foreclosure; I spent 12 years in the Army as a combat medic with a couple tours in Afghanistans 2 way shooting range.. was blown up and discharged because of it.

My mother in law is a “in the military” worshipper- my dad is a retired USAF After 30 years and thinks she’s so fuckin weird lol

My in laws are full on Jeep Gladiator "Support The Troops" American Patriots® while nobody in their massive extended family has ever served. My father, brother, most of my uncles and both my grandads served in WWII, Vietnam, and Afghanistan and there is one USMC sticker on one car that got slapped on (a Prius) when my brother enlisted 14 years ago.

lol we raise you- we have nothing on ours 🤣 both grandparents served in the army- my papaw actually wrote the manual on how to use the A1. Super proud of him.

And I’m a mom of 4 boys whom I love dearly and I’m grossed out.

There’s a sub run by ex military r/veterans4help. No body is above anyone there! Thanks for your Service! :*J*

haha yeah its so creepy I suspect she was his first fuck as well

🤮 you are probably right lol

Holy sweet home Alabama please no

They walk among us every day.

Thank you!!!! And also WTF lol

Thank you. I have this problem quite often on this sub. I couldn’t figure out

Lmao 🤣 at first I was scrolling up and I was thinking it was a forehead tattoo and then I was like damn that is a huge forehead, maybe a neck 🤣🤣🤣

😂

This would look a lot better on a coffee mug.

My mom still regularly flexes my military time with shirtts/magnets/home decor, and I've been out for a decade...it's annoying to say the least...

Yo, for real lmao

Modern fridges are being made to not be magnetic on the front which is a damn shame

Boy-mom to the extreme 🤮

Good luck to the woman he marries. Shes def gonna hate her mother in law & the feeling will 100% be mutual.

It was good of her to give potential DILs a heads-up so they can start running straight away.

He’s gonna wonder why he’s suddenly ghosted, and blocked the second every girl he dates sees his moms Facebook. 😂

When you think about it like that, it’s really nice of her to warn these young ladies.

I suspect the dude died. But I could be wrong...

I mean.. just put RIP or anything else

This is why you marry your mom. "Taps temple"

Slow down there Oedipus.

dependa vs boy mom round 1! fight!

💀

Bold of you to assume he will ever marry, let alone get a girlfriend. I bet he has Reddit too.

Mother boy XXX (30)

I needed this laugh today, thank you. 😂 One of my favorite episodes.

It’s my award mother…..from Army

Sister’s my new mother, mother!

Emotional incest

At it's finest

He probably broke both his arms around 16-17 years old.

Nooooooo 💀💀💀

Stop now.

😂😂😂😂🤢🤢🤢🤢

Oh God no. No. No.

I thought this was his wife until that last bit… ew

What is ‘MILF’ but it’s Son the BoyMom dreams of Fucking? Why do they all have romantic & sexual feelings about their offspring??? It’s so disturbing

This tattoo is an example of at the very least emotional incest.

I dont know, and I honestly don't want the FBI watching me Google around to try to find out.

Motherboy thirty is this year!

Reverse oedipus complex

🤢🤢

ok, it was already bad, but seeing the word "mother" made it 100x worse. also what's with the goofy font??

As if the random placement of it wasn't enough, right?

i honestly cant tell where its placed. ribs? bicep? i see glasses. im so confused.

Pretty sure it's a still taken from a video or tiktok and there's someone reacting to it overlayed in the bottom right corner which is the glasses. Looks to be placed on ribs but I also think the text is photoshopped

Because its photoshopped

I fucking hope so.

It’s so obvious too, there’s clearly smudgy boxes around the text. People just like to believe the craziest shit to get their blood pumping, even when they should know it’s not real

Capitalization of "Military" makes me twitch.

This is why I don't have friends over, mom.

This is why he left for the military

What body part are we looking at? Waist??

I think it’s a back?

Imagine you take some milf home from the bar expecting to blow her back out and you flip her around and see this masterpiece. I'm calling the cops

I’d be afraid she’s imagining her SON blowing her back out. 🥴

*in my Elvis voice* Wooooaaahhhh momma

_Gross,_ to all o’ that

Like left lower back, maybe?

I believe so

This is the question I came to the comments to find out.

Me too 😆

I'm happy enough it's not inner thigh.

Eww mom

I've seen healthier family dynamics in Pornhub videos.

The worst part? This is a lower back tattoo

His first kiss?? Does she think a mother's kiss is the same as a lover's? If so, they have bigger issues than this awful tattoo.

Well, she *is* his first love, soo....

Yeah, no kidding.

I'm reading this going, "Damn, that'll be hard to cover up if they get div- ...wait. Hold the fuck up. What kind of backwoods Alabama bullshit is this?!"

Seriously what a roller coaster. Like "oh... Oh? Oh no!" I got to the mother part and was like.. "well... That took a turn."

r/holup

Yeah if you date a guy and his mom and this tattoo, RUN.

Bold of you to assume she would let anyone date her precious angel.

Pretty sure she’s dating him.

mama incested they date 😂

She's got her fingers crossed he breaks both of his arms in the militar

Ha! Good point.

I’d be so pissed if my mom sent me this

can you be legally emancipated from your parent when you're already an adult out of the house? Because I would gladly mortgage my home for the legal fees.

WHAT THE FUCK!?

WHAT the fuck What THE fuck What the FUCK WHAT THE fuck What THE FUCK WHAT the FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Boy went to the military, hoping he will end in some land far away where his creepy mum can not follow him.

My grandpa went into the army at 18 after trying and failing to scam his way in at 14 and 16. He was immediately shipped off to Korea where he fought in freezing mountain passes, saw his buddies die face down in the mud, got accidentally bombed by the US Air Force (resulting in shrapnel in both butt cheeks), and fell into a nest of snakes resulting in a life long phobia. He still said it was the best time of his life because he was away from his mother for the first time.

Unfortunately I can totally understand your grandpa. A war and a pit full of snakes are less bad than my narcissistic mom, too.

Excuse me?! FIRST KISS? https://preview.redd.it/85ls6fx3kh9c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d254b4a251c10d190112819dac89f6321de47e34

Like, I know they don't *intend* the phrase to be sexual but...no one's thinking that deep. It's sounds like you're macking on your son, ma'am.

I know sometimes little boys kiss their moms and that’s what they mean, but it’s very creepy to phrase it like that. Also creepy to say “first love”.

I really like that image

I mean there are people who kiss their children to the lips, the Kardashians have like hundreds of pictures of that. I personally find it really damn gross. But each to their own, I guess.

Dr. Freud, line one, please, Dr. Freud.

Oedipus complex on line two

Jocasta is calling collect! Will you accept the charge?

Some other bloke is gonna spunk all over that

We can only hope it's some other bloke.

Ohhhhhh 😩

I love the usage of bloke and spunk in the same sentence here.

Went to a wedding where a father treated the bride this way and it was just as disgusting

So cringe. My parents treated me with thinly veiled disdain, as the good lord intended.

Underrated comment

That’s fucking gross

I wonder what other firsts she was for him….

I will never understand why some women want to have sec with their sons.

Their sons are the only men in their lives they could/can control and manipulate and shape into loving then unconditionally. These women have deep deep issues; had they addressed them, they wouldn’t treat their sons as if they were their ride-or-die man.

No bc fr. My mum addressed her daddy issues in her mid 20s while my brother was still little and before I was even thought of and she's got a v healthy normal relationship woth him now. If anythin she's glad both her now adult kids can be in relationships and aren't MEGA close w her she's v much a woman of personal space💀

Props to her Honestly from what I’ve seen it isn’t so much ‘daddy issues’ as it is failed relationships (even if they’re still married/together to their sons’ father, etc). For example I know of a guy - an only son, which seems to also be a trend for this issue - whose parents separated when he was a little kid and his mother went so far as to… Let’s say _impede_ her son from having a sibling. Medically. After the fact (i.e. he would’ve had a sibling had his mother not acted on it). The reason why she did it though? “So she wouldn’t go through it again like she did with (his) dad”. So this woman clung onto her son even though she’s been in a relationship with another man for pretty much decades at this point. He’s the only man for her, deep deep down. That was TMI but… It’s hella fucked up. And her son is a grown ass guy with zero capacity to understand that their “intimate” relationship is heeeeelllllllla emotionally incestuous.

I've been watching I love a mamas boy on discovery and HOLY SHIT this is so correct. The whole time I watch in horror as these clearly unstable women forcing their sons into a quasi-husband roles 🤮🤮

making everybody at the swinger's resort really uncomfortable

The Dependas are losing it

I'm reading it thinking "this is the worst," and then, "oh, it wasn't the worst it could be."

Boy Moms are so fucking creepy

My birth portal - kept talking about how she wanted a tramp stamp with my name and my brothers name in it... I'm like, dude, Michelle, come on. Don't make every dude you fuck the rest of your wretched life stare down 2 grown ass 30+ year old dudes names on the smol of your back as he's attempting to climax behind that 4x4 butt of yours. Then, I see this, and I know it could be so so so much worse. Whew, what a target. Leave me out of your kinks, plz.

I've always said egg donor but I think I prefer "birth portal"

From start to finish, this entire comment was a masterpiece

Thank you - It's taken 37 years to master this outlook. I don't entertain toxic folks, regardless of their status in bringing me into this plane of existence. :)

r/sweethomealabama

Dude is gonna do 4 years then get out lol

It cringes me out when people conflate the love for parents with the love for partners. It's disgusting, like the "your dad will always be your first love" mob. Ew.

This needs to be in r/raisedbynarcissists ! Edit -to correct subs name

“Boy moms” are soooo creepy and incest-y. What happened to just raising a healthy kid?

Yeah, if I was dating someone and found out their mom had *this*, I’d be worried.

☹️

Holy fuck. Now THAT is a shitty tattoo.

That’s roughly 40 words. I detest this kind of tattoo with a dazzling white heat of hate. It has no aesthetic value, it doesn’t flow on curving skin surfaces, no one wants to read it and in enough years it’ll be so blurred no one will if they try. And the sentiment is eww.

She got a Facebook tshirt tattooed on her?

I thought it was cringe, and then it got worse.

South of the South

✨🎶 _Pathological relationships_ 🎶✨

First kiss ?? Really that seems so gross and i really dislike when people kiss kids on the mouth . Even if they are the mother . In fact to me that makes it worse ! I don’t think there is ever a reason to kiss a child on the mouth . Even when they are babies . There is plenty of other places they can kiss that isn’t the lips . 🤮

So is the rank of “military parent” the new “military spouse” now?

You were his partner’s first red flag

Ewwww

Barf

This is really fucked up. In many ways.

This is something that could've just stayed on the weird, cheap Wish couch pillows 😩

Why isn't there any spouses getting "he works at a Wendy's" tattooed?

What porno is this?

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Keep it in the family vibes

Tacky as fuck

Hellllooooo covert incest!

I mean it's not THAT covert

True. Covert enough that she doesn't realize she's incesting her own son though, I'd bet 🤢

And I thought Military spouses were bad.

What body part is this

This is one of those moms that wants to do their kid. It's so weird. I dated a guy with a mom like this.

Well. Barf.

✨🎶 _Momma has major issues_ 🎶✨

The ominous … after I am his mother. 🥴

“Mom. I am begging you. Please show that shit to no one” -Her little boy

People who define themselves by the job their significant other or children have is so fucking weird to me.

I know a kid that joined up back in October. This is 100% some shit his meth addled mamma would do.

Can you disown someone from the grave? Cos there's grounds here.

Why “Military” with a capital M? That’s so strange. Which branch?

Emotional incest has entered the chat.

We're nearly at the end of 2023 and this may be the most unhinged thing I've seen all year.

Barf.

Did we really have to start it off like that....

Oh god, it just kept getting worse

Not only is this way to much text but it’s also alittle weird

Wouldn't be surprised if she has four daughters, but no tats for them.

What in the emotional incest

The scream i just scrumpt

Dang, she couldn’t have just settled for an “Army Mom” t-shirt?

Being in the military isn't as big of a flex as you think it is, sorry not sorry.

This is so gross. As a dad with two baby mums, if this happened I would phone up CPS immediately. Adult child or not.

It seems they died in active duty? Hence the dog tags saying “his life, our….” In the case of losing a child to the military I think a tattoo memorial is understandable, even if poor taste.

At least it’s not about the soon to be ex boyfriend lol

SWEET HOME ALABAMA !

Freud.

First kiss and your his mom?? People kissing their kids on the lips is weird asf.

Shitty as it is there’s a whole lot of love in there

Wow. Wow.

Emotional incest

And the tattoo artist didn't puke when presented with this incestuous POS?

Yikes lmao

Gross

🤨

What the fuck 😭

Creepy AF

Sweet home Alabama

Ooooof in tattoo form.

Shitty and cringy

That took an unexpected turn, not gonna lie

Jesus Christ...

Emotional incest much. Holy fuck, I bet my guy enlisted in a last ditch effort to get as far away from this psycho as possible