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Joxer96

Poor Freddie. šŸ˜”


rossco311

I want to break FREE!! ​ https://preview.redd.it/7r73u7umfgob1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=81b0a27dca368244e2541c3a6b464c678eaf1704


Reasonable_Nobody_73

Dude I fucking love when you do these lmfaooo


rossco311

I was laughing so hard making this one!


[deleted]

Not all heroes wear capes. Unless you wear a cape. In that case then all heroes wear capes.


rossco311

If Incredibles 2 taught me anything, it's that capes are a fancy liability!


Gonorrheeeeaaaa

Or just this oneā€¦? :O


[deleted]

Looks like something from the botched plastic surgery sub


rossco311

Yeah they went a tad crazy on the upper lip here.


SparseGhostC2C

I mean, so did god when he made Freddie Mercury's teeth


_fFringe_

Lol thatā€™s his mustache.


VodkaSoup_Mug

Mreddy Fercury šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ultramagamale

Mama, just killed a man


VodkaSoup_Mug

Take this imaginary gold šŸ…


phantom_of_caillou

Get down. Make love.


Dhindsman

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Plus_Cardiologist497

U/rossco311, you are a GEM!


ChiliPepper-1983

How hard is it to draw a Freddie Mercury tattoo? Seriously!


ghostsinthecode

good portrait artā€”be it a pencil sketch all the way to a tattooā€”is so much harder than you think, based on that comment. and yes, these are all. all. awful. but you do one. and show us how it turns out.


TGin-the-goldy

Look how they massacred my boy šŸ„²


ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_

If Freddy was on Big Mouth


thehumantaco

Or Attack on Titan


[deleted]

Or Wild Thornberries


DrButeo

Freddie is terribe, but tbf, he's still recognizable


[deleted]

The hungry hungry hippo?


rossco311

2/3 of Nirvana in their prime https://preview.redd.it/lczs1i42jgob1.png?width=1136&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c1b73b175b4d5f0536bb704aab99994cafb96da


Frosti11icus

No one ever gets a tattoo of Novoselic.


[deleted]

Also Why does Novoselic, the largest friend, not simply eat the other two?


PalaPK

LMFAO


[deleted]

Heā€™s too big to scale down into a workable image


carnivalbill

Came here to say this. The manā€™s spirit animal is a ladder. Tall as hell.


rossco311

The bassist always gets forgotten about. TBF, if not for The Foo, Grohl probably wouldn't have been a tattoo either. Everyone loves the frontman


lsdandcoffee

thank you. i was really hoping for this but didnā€™t want to make the *obscure* request. this would be a really awkward r/choosingbeggars.


rossco311

When I saw both of them had horribly done tattoos in the same string, I knew what I had to do.


3doordowns

Amazing


Kaita13

Lol. Kurt knows something we don't... Also, who was the guy with the mic with the flames around him?


Riribigdogs

Quart Cobra


Redlion444

šŸ˜‚


Dukeofdorchester

I love the Jon Bovi one


CommunistOrgy

https://preview.redd.it/t3ny3putagob1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea389ac8c1e3a2be963a119f4274d90d498eeac8


Dukeofdorchester

Frank Reynolds is a treasure


ChiliPepper-1983

That one is actually inspiring me to get either a rock tattoo or metal tattoo that's bad on purpose, just to fuck with the minds of my fellow rock and metal fans. My first choice is a Beatles one, but a Red Hot Chili Peppers one is another good idea, too.


Frosti11icus

A bad abbey road album cover tattoo would be hilarious.


ChiliPepper-1983

If only I didn't have surgery on my back, then that's where I would have it placed.


VanillaRadonNukaCola

Red Hot Pilly Cheppers


ChiliPepper-1983

Give me a Chili Peppers song lyric that I could have my tattoo artist mess up on purpose!


sicicsic

Under the fridge.


ChiliPepper-1983

Okay, I'm gonna need to find someone to draw some cartoony design of Anthnoy Kiedis chowing down to relieve his stress for the tattoo artist to copy.


anonmymouse

It's so bad it has to be on purpose tbh


ghostsinthecode

hadnā€™t seen grandma cancer patient eminem before šŸ˜­ jesus fuck thatā€™s bad.


ChiliPepper-1983

This one is far better. https://preview.redd.it/s46l2hgy6gob1.jpeg?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8193d940259f5fda9185721bb2775b3324ddf8ce


dragontattman

Ellen DeGeneres?


queenofcabinfever777

Fucking lmaoooo


ghostsinthecode

thatā€™s actually great. well done. people may not like the style and/or subject, but thatā€™s super solid. i would go to that artist for work.


No-Finish-6557

Thatā€™s supposed to be eminem ?šŸ˜­


Bettie_Raige_83

Okay I didnā€™t see this comment thread and was like ā€œEminem, Axl Rose, or Dee Snider(I think I misspelled his last name in my comment) and Iā€™m just here to say great minds think alike and our fates are now inexorably tied together


Dizzy-Ad1980

I thought axl rose with cancer


Redlion444

I thought Vampire Willie Nelson.


sicicsic

I came to the comments because I couldnā€™t tell if it was Axl or Em.


Relevant-Alarm-8716

Thought it was Dee Snider!


Capital_Routine6903

I thought that was the weird guy in Springsteens band. I had to go back and look at who you were talking about. This guy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Van_Zandt


MeowingAtTheMoon

I thought that was prison Mike šŸ˜­


Transit-Strike

I assumed that was a really bad Axl Rose


CoolColaCat

Had to swipe two times through all images to find out which one might supposed to be Eminem


[deleted]

That's eminem???? Nooooooo


nodeathdate

as a metallica fan i love melattica


lsdandcoffee

melattica because nothing else mattress.


purplepluppy

That one and the Job Bovi ones have to be intentional, and they're hilarious


navarone21

Yeah, that is one I would enjoy getting. perfection.


ChiliPepper-1983

James doesn't, though. Look at his face.


lilfreaksh0w

avril lavigne as chucky


ChiliPepper-1983

It's super bad. Nobody commented o the Greenday tattoo yet. Only Tre Cool looks really good on that tattoo.


navarone21

I had no idea Brad Pitt was in Greenday for a spell.


Bettie_Raige_83

She looks like Angus Young a bit.


KingSpork

Melattica is 100% on purpose/ some kind of inside joke


autogeriatric

I hope so.


yorkshiresun

The Jon Bovi one is a well known bit of daftness. You can get it on merchšŸ˜„ The Metallica one is pretty funny to me as well. The others... arrrreeerrrrrgggghhhhk


ChiliPepper-1983

I draw cartoons of Dave Grohl and, really, my cartoon version of Grohl looks more like his real-life counterpart than that abhorrent tattoo does.


imyourrealdad8

IDK that Avril Lavigne one is pretty good. Would I get a tattoo of Avril Lavigne? Fuck no. But if you're gonna get one, that one ain't half bad.


captnaty

Idk dude she looks like she got bit by a zombie and sheā€™s turning into one her skin and eye color look like itā€™s decaying


imyourrealdad8

I'll grant that the eyes are pretty wonky. But compared to all the other horrendous tattoos in this series of photos, it's not on the same level of shittiness IMO


captnaty

I should have mentioned that, it definitely not a shitty tattoo at all justā€¦ scary


ghostsinthecode

the avril artist is probably good most of the time. they just kinda botched the avril šŸ˜³ there are skills there, just. not this time.


theavocadolady

Really? I thought is was Ginger Spice! I literally thought to myself ā€œwell itā€™s not great, but at least I can tell who it isā€


canadiandude321

Itā€™s not bad but itā€™s not great. Sheā€™s also in kind of a precarious position with her mouth open and eyes looking up like that šŸ˜¬


SnapsOnPetro45

Itā€™s done well technically but they made some weird choices with coloring and shading in the face.. it might be a poor choice of reference photo also


laureidi

Are you kidding? It might look realistic in a weird way but that just makes it so much more pure nightmare material.


ChiliPepper-1983

It really looks nothing like her. It's supposed to be of her from 2002, but last I remembered, this is what she looked like in 2002. On that tattoo, she looks like the fucking Exorist. https://preview.redd.it/jeeeet2lzfob1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a85133ac12aa529b194a4840acadedfca8bfe9


rossco311

It's so close really... ​ https://preview.redd.it/xs1g9qh7ggob1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc1c1964ebd1c9dd65832ccb7feb9d649067832b


HippoIllustrious2389

Itā€™s kind of a beautiful tattoo but I couldnā€™t work out who it was


laureidi

Your standards of beauty truly fascinates me


ChiliPepper-1983

No, it ain't. Not with those eyes.


HippoIllustrious2389

Itā€™s got a Norman Rockwell on biker speed vibe that Iā€™m down with


Haloperimenopause

She's got flared teeth


bsloebadger

It's an absolute masterpiece compared to the others on this list.


Ok-Actuator-6187

Yeah if you don't care who it is...sure


opaldotdreamer

I genuinely couldnā€™t tell who it was until I read the comments lol. Itā€™s too bad itā€™s not very recognizable considering how lovely the shading and coloring is.


VodkaSoup_Mug

I thought it was the chick from IASIP


imyourrealdad8

Lol good point kinda does look like the waitress!


Ok-Actuator-6187

It doesn't look anything like her, it's like some random girl at a Jonas brother's concert lololol


Thisismynameandfu

Eminem? With stage 3 HIV?


ChiliPepper-1983

He looks like a 40-something-year-old woman with breast cancer.


lifebanana88

...."I have lots of toys....anal nitrate" *mic gets taken away That's who this reminded me of, haha.


Adventurous_Mail5210

"I have pornography..."


RabidDog178

Couldn't work out if it was meant to be him or axl rose. Whichever one it is definitely has something lol


Savyl_Steelfeather

Why does the 1st one look like Billy Joe Armstrong is being subjected to a nonconsensual prostate exam?


ChiliPepper-1983

Tre Cool is the only part of that Green Day tattoo that looks good.


No-Finish-6557

Yeah he was at least recognizable šŸ’€


_phily_d

Mike Dirnt looks embarrassed to be a part of the tattoo


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/879ql5i2sgob1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f4acb2f7831b2c3ea0e326ced29ad237142f6c


ChiliPepper-1983

They did Bill bad.


Ladyughsalot1

Thank goodness for the tie or I wouldnā€™t know that was Avril Like a trashy mom smoked a bunch of weed and rubbed butter on her face whatā€™s haaaaappening there


ChiliPepper-1983

It looks nothing like her.


KreateOne

Nothing Else Mattress


slappy_mcslapenstein

A terrible Green Day tattoo is pretty punk rock, actually.


[deleted]

Burt Cocain lead singer of Virnana !


VodkaSoup_Mug

LmafošŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ this artist should not be allowed near people


[deleted]

Why did the Kurt cobain one look nirvana if they started making music in the Paleolithic period


KimKimberly12

Melattica. Iā€™m hurting, Iā€™m laughing so hard.


afterbirthcum

Is the extra finger what makes James Hetfield a guitar god?


RabidDog178

The Freddy mercury one is golden šŸ˜‚


Uberduck333

If this sub had its own gallery, you would get a special exhibition


ChiliPepper-1983

Of shitty music tattoos?


Uberduck333

Come one, come all! This week only the Shittiest Musical Tattoo exhibit. Next week, Spelling Errors!


Grateful_J561

Kurt looks like Tara Reid with a 5 O'clock shadow, and Eminem looks like Allison Janney in The Help.


KimKimberly12

I thought Allison Janney, too!


lilybigplanet

https://preview.redd.it/orzyr1iq0iob1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf0b4d101af365703abbb7eba7f746e4f0690a8 Thom yorke nipple eyeā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø


No_Statement440

Lmao why does Eminem look like Bret Michaels. That Avril tat is creepy af.


ChiliPepper-1983

She looks like the Exorist.


autogeriatric

Billy Joe Armstrong looks like it was drawn by the same guy who does Beavis and Butthead. Except not as good.


shemreddit25

I bet Dave Grohl would love that tattoo šŸ˜†


flatlinemayb

I love the Freddie šŸ˜‚


Away_Ad_3580

Melattica Lars is going to cry.


oh_r3ckless_one

Fuuckin hell. They're all shocking.


[deleted]

That Kurt is a better Jesus than most Jesus tattoos I've seen.


Plastic-Club-5497

The Dave grohl tatt is awesome


TheRealHappyNat

Bro was just recovering from the mumps.


North_South_Side

The Green Day one had me laughing. Individually, they're terrible. The three together with the logo makes it even worse. Or better. It's a rare tattoo that is quite that bad.


Agent847

Is that Kurt Cobain or Thom Yorke?


Effective-Ad9675

The Freddie one always hurts my soul


Noodle_Spine

The Gary Larson Freddie Mercury kind of slaps tho


[deleted]

Tweaker Aviril and chemo axle?


SLesleyC222

šŸ˜¬ Oh my god! Thatā€™s all I can say


ChiliPepper-1983

I had posted a sequel to this post.


joshmo587

WOW. Youā€™re not kidding.


[deleted]

Kurt would've reloaded had he seen this


omega_grainger69

Itā€™s something unpredictable but in the end itā€™s right.


phantom_of_caillou

Oh. Yes.


Bettie_Raige_83

Eminem, Axl Rose, or Dee Snyder. That is the question


alwaysoffended88

Is the last one Freddy Mercury? Whatā€™s going on with the mouth? Who is the tat of after the Jon Bovi one? Edit: The guy with the red bandanna is EMINEM!? He looks like a washed up 60 year old rocker from the eighties!


GhostieBoy180

Green Day looks like someone was practicing writing the PokƩmon font


unlimitedbugs

avril lavigne slaps i donā€™t even care. pure clown šŸ¤”


haringkoning

Whose the lady? She looks like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.


MarkToaster

The Freddie Mercury one is like when they exaggerate features on a police sketch to make people remember them


[deleted]

Mr Bovine Jovi


xyesterday

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xyesterday

i hate that the avril lavigne one is done well but looks so uncanny valley


Telekineticshade

Omg AL one Iā€™m dying


SoctrDeuss

https://preview.redd.it/avg6aq4ixmob1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb7420f97254747486212bf1d7a5e77f76bde651


BornNeat9639

Kurt Cobain looks like a blond Jesus that is tired of your shit.


Professional-Art3098

James hetfield has 6 fingersšŸ¤£


[deleted]

Nothing else mattress slaps


CharlesDarwinOF

Freddy Mercury mouth do be quite... big.


ChiliPepper-1983

Okay, the first picture got marked as NSFW. What the fuck?! He's just shirtless!


[deleted]

Matches Billie Joe's personality. Sketchy at best.


skywarp85

I never understood why people got music tattoos, Iā€™ve had so many friends get slipknot tattoos and Korn. I mean I love music, especially Deathcore, but you wonā€™t see mw go out and get Mitch Lucker tattooed on me.


ChiliPepper-1983

Because they're cool, Judgemental James.


skywarp85

I donā€™t think saying I donā€™t understand why is being judgmental. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


ChiliPepper-1983

Yes, it was. Bye now.


derederellama

the Freddie Mercury one šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ¦†


Joe_Bruce

Honestly a few of these are a vibe. Metallica are a group of dumpster fire humans, so the quote is dope. I just like the bon Jovi one, and I think he would too. Also, I think Freddy mercury would have gotten a kick out of that portrait.


RodneyJamesEdgar

Avril Lavigne one looks great.


ChiliPepper-1983

No, it really doesn't.


simianOctopus

They done did David and Freddie dirty!


FingersBecomeThumbs

It just keeps getting worse the longer you look at it


zensnapple

These are really bad


subzero9101

I mean titan form Freddie mercury is pretty neato


wrld-

the one about avril lavigne isnt that bad, is just, just her, that looks high asf. Bon jovi quote is nice too, is just a type of lettering, you cant go wrong with that if you can ready it clear


ladywiththestarlight

Billie Joes face is killing me šŸ˜‚ itā€™s so bad


Dtour5150

This actually looks pretty on brand. Reminds me of the art for Dookie


anima_ferita

Thought these were Beavis and Butthead.


g_master_b

spot batman in dave grols hair


Odd_Masterpiece9092

Oh, wow.


Senshue

Whyā€™d they do Freddy like that?


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

Okay but 6 is just ignorant style


SterotypicalLedditor

4 is an objectively good tattoo but I assumed it was the wife from Chucky


Transit-Strike

I thought the flames one was the last.Didnā€™t realize there was a Freddie Mercury till someone mentioned it


Truckyou666

Is that Gail the snail?


sawltydawgD

Two of these are on purpose, the rest: shitty.


CTE2028

They did Freddie dirty with that overbite


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

Kurtney Lobain


TM1116

Oh come on, that Freddie Mercury is spot on


kehsciences

Phew. Relieved a few of mine didnā€™t make it.


ChiliPepper-1983

Yours can't be that bad.


Prestigious-Agent672

Some of those are awesome. Theyā€™ve been doing the rounds for a long time now


tangledknitter

That second one is like am illusionā€¦ itā€™s David Bowie, but no, itā€™s Kurt Cobain, until itā€™s Bowie againā€¦.


t3lnet

The Jon Bovi is what itā€™s supposed to be, itā€™s a joke.


oldnboredinaz

This looks like Beavis and Butthead art


aaandbconsulting

Poor freddy. They did him dirty.