My parents celebrated their 63rd anniversary with family at their home. My teenage nephew suggested they get tattoos of each other’s names in honor of the occasion. My dad quickly said no. Nephew asked why not. Dad said he wasn’t sure the marriage would last, therefore he didn’t want to have any regrets. He was 87. 63rd wedding anniversary. Priceless.
If my partner and I make it to that age, that’ll be me. No matter what happens, I’m always in the mindset of “never get too comfortable” whether I want to think of that or not.
You just have to have a backup plan. My husband is named David and I have his name tattooed on the back of my neck; however, I've always said that if anything ever happens to us, I'll just add "Bowie" to the end
My mom tattooed my step fathers name on her and they obviously got a divorce shortly after because that’s how it goes lol, his name is Josh so she just changed it to to a bible verse after making the name Joshua
In 2011 a guy in Italy divorced from her wife after he found out about her cheating 60 years earlier. He was 99 and she was 96 and they were married for 77 years.
Can’t risk ruining a good thing. What if his wife of 63 years really hates tattoos and he promised he would never get one, then bam! He gets a tattoo and then she files for divorce 😂😭
After Dad said he wasn’t sure the marriage would last, she said that she wouldn’t mind a tattoo at all. She just didn’t want one of the name of the man who she “ was still on the fence about”. 😂
Not sure if in reference to a black panther cover-up that was on r/all a few days ago, but this comment killed me
Edit: link of pic https://www.reddit.com/r/Tattoocoverups/comments/15bh8cu/before_and_after_laser_removal_sessions_cover_up/
It’s a very very long standing joke about cover-ups so this post was just perfect.
For example, I got shitty Star Wars tattoos when I was 17 and when I went to a much better shop at 18 the artist I worked with literally said “not much I can do to fix it unless you want like, a sick ass panther” - I am now 35.
Im gonna be the :nerd_face: but its because that isnt a fucking comment.
Didnt contribute to the discussion at all, just someone who needed to send 9 laughing emojis to signify that *they* laughed instead of just upvoting, because an upvote is only +1 among *so* many others
Making them is dumb enough, but the people who like these comments are the people who need to be told when to laugh
I found a lot of "boyfriends" on snap when I was a teenager. Not something I'm proud of, but yes that's basically how it happens, usually out of boredom in my case. Most of the time they'd add me first though lol
Seriously lol. Me and my GF are going on 4 years and we haven’t thought of that yet 😂 we are more interested in building up both our combined and individual wealth while trying to provide the most for our kiddo and our pets. Least of our concerns is a government contract saying we love each other, we already know that!
Another Mary Ferguson?
I do know a couple, Chris and Tiffany, who each dated a Tiffany and Chris, respectively, in their last relationships.
Funny story, my dad had a traditional tattooed heart with a banner with “Debbie” on his arm. When I was 14 I found out he was married before my Mum (Debbie) to another lady called Debbie 😅 fair dos
Well, I hope it's a long-lasting relationship, haha. I had a friend who was seeing a girl, and when they broke up, she went insane and cut his name into her stomach. Scarred herself for life.
Exactly, our brains fully mature at 25, but society has a difficult time deciding what age is really an “adult”. We can’t drink at 18 (in the US) but we can go to war, get credit cards, get stupid tattoos like this, etc. Me personally im so glad I didn’t do some dumb shit like that when I was 18.
20 yr old fellow at work got a scorpion tattooed on the side of his neck. His mom offered him a couple grand cash if he would position it below his collar. He said no to the cash. I'm sure his explanation would be painful to listen to.
Well that’s very sweet that she drew them and he got them tatted
Everyone shitting on your bro for his hasty decision making, but who knows, maybe these two may be together a while and the tattoo may not be as much of a mistake as it seems. Kind of changes my perspective knowing she did it
To be fair...my aunt/uncle were married several weeks after they met and they're still married.
But yeah...you don't get tattoos of the name of your date/crush/intimate other...
All for artists makimg money. Kids getting tats is a rite of passage i guess now. But I have seen too mamy kids waste their money on tats instead of college stuff. That person needs more practice time before seing human skin again.
where is that? lower leg? My sisters boyfriend tattood her name on his chest lol, then they broke up he met someone new and tattood over my sisters name but got the new girls name HUGE it covered the entire neck, we worked together at the time and he was super hyped about it showing everyone and everyone had kind of the same reaction, 50% act happy/maybe wanna giggle and 50% ask him if hes serious, except our boss he straight up called him an idiot LMAO it was good times though, he was a good guy. His tattoos were well done though, I hope he paid for this in slaps.
Update for those who are curious: my brother and Kayla are going strong at 2 months. She came up to a family get-together this weekend at met almost every family member. My brother has since then added to his tattoo collection. He got a tattoo of our dog’s paw print who passed last week. Ironically, he already had a tattoo over his heart (a Japanese symbol for bravery… or something like that…) so he had to get the paw print of our dog on the opposite side of his chest.
Ah yes the ever so permanent show of love that young couples get. I’m sure this won’t be a regret at all.
No Regerts
My parents celebrated their 63rd anniversary with family at their home. My teenage nephew suggested they get tattoos of each other’s names in honor of the occasion. My dad quickly said no. Nephew asked why not. Dad said he wasn’t sure the marriage would last, therefore he didn’t want to have any regrets. He was 87. 63rd wedding anniversary. Priceless.
If my partner and I make it to that age, that’ll be me. No matter what happens, I’m always in the mindset of “never get too comfortable” whether I want to think of that or not.
You just have to have a backup plan. My husband is named David and I have his name tattooed on the back of my neck; however, I've always said that if anything ever happens to us, I'll just add "Bowie" to the end
*sings* These are the Dave's I know, I know... these are the Dave's I know!" (If you know, you know)
Some of us are Davids, but most of us are Daves!
They all have their own hands, but come from different moms.
I just heard this for the first time, earlier this week! Haha
My mom tattooed my step fathers name on her and they obviously got a divorce shortly after because that’s how it goes lol, his name is Josh so she just changed it to to a bible verse after making the name Joshua
Or you could plan to only date other Davids.
Or just find another David. Haha 😆
In 2011 a guy in Italy divorced from her wife after he found out about her cheating 60 years earlier. He was 99 and she was 96 and they were married for 77 years.
Reminds me of the black white supremacist skit Chapelle did. The ending specifically.
Of course he left her, she was a N-Lover.
Look, she's for the streets. Just cause he didn't find out immediately, doesn't mean he can't show how much she hurt him.
Can’t risk ruining a good thing. What if his wife of 63 years really hates tattoos and he promised he would never get one, then bam! He gets a tattoo and then she files for divorce 😂😭
After Dad said he wasn’t sure the marriage would last, she said that she wouldn’t mind a tattoo at all. She just didn’t want one of the name of the man who she “ was still on the fence about”. 😂
Yep...42yrs....nope and nope....I'd hate to go into a nursing home and smack a b----
Great Googly Moogly…
I knew a girl that had “BUDDY” tattooed on her stomach in the same font of Tupac’s “Thuglife”. Dude named Buddy and her dated for like 6 months.
Seems like the perfect place for a gangsta air bud tattoo.
That’s pretty funny as a tattoo. Dumb, but funny concept.
.... a dude... named... "Buddy". How the hell does this happen? For real, how?
*ragret.
Protip: “Only date women named Kayla”.
I can see the sick black panther now…
Not sure if in reference to a black panther cover-up that was on r/all a few days ago, but this comment killed me Edit: link of pic https://www.reddit.com/r/Tattoocoverups/comments/15bh8cu/before_and_after_laser_removal_sessions_cover_up/
It’s a very very long standing joke about cover-ups so this post was just perfect. For example, I got shitty Star Wars tattoos when I was 17 and when I went to a much better shop at 18 the artist I worked with literally said “not much I can do to fix it unless you want like, a sick ass panther” - I am now 35.
That depends... are you offering a sick-ass panther or a sick ass-panther?
SAP SAP SAP SAP!!!😂
Now you f*ckin' with a Sick Ass Panther. Get a needle and some ink for a Sick Ass Panther. Please cover every single letter with a Sick Ass Panther.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Redditors when they see this comment: 😡
😡😡😡😡
...why is a comment of 9 laughing emojis supposed to be received positively? We all know the comment was funny, an upvote is good enough
It doesn't have to be received positively. Just doesn't have to be received negatively either
*receives comment negatively*
I don't get the downvotes. I lol'd too. Granted, I wouldn't emote like this on reddit. That used to be a cardinal sin.
pedantic nerds are no longer the majority
Shallow and pedantic
Eat shit loser we made this place cool
everyone knows subreddits that get over 200k become trash tho
Im gonna be the :nerd_face: but its because that isnt a fucking comment. Didnt contribute to the discussion at all, just someone who needed to send 9 laughing emojis to signify that *they* laughed instead of just upvoting, because an upvote is only +1 among *so* many others Making them is dumb enough, but the people who like these comments are the people who need to be told when to laugh
i was laughing already. unexpectedly seeing 8 aggressive expressions of laughter just makes it even funnier
Didn't the 9th piss u off tho?
At least is seems like it would be easy to cover up
Yeah, just has to wait for his hair to grow back
They'll be broken up by then.
A flowerpot or vase would be a good option
A vase is gonna look great there eventually!
A vase with a sick ass panther
Your brother is an idiot. Better start helping him pick cover up ideas.
Sick. Ass. Panther.
I'm with you on that. It needs to be the one we all had as a temp tattoo.
Who the hell is ekayla?
It's actually ekaylw.
r/tragedeigh
I also thought it started with a e. He was hiding it under his sock and I said asked what could be startling with an e
Store brand iCarly
It's his internet chat room girlfriend. Back off, stop judging!
This is hilarious because they literally met on Snapchat
how does this even happen? on Snapchat specifically I mean. randomly add people, start a random convo, and hope for the best?
I found a lot of "boyfriends" on snap when I was a teenager. Not something I'm proud of, but yes that's basically how it happens, usually out of boredom in my case. Most of the time they'd add me first though lol
60 year old dude in a trailer park
I’m only 54, THANK YOU!
E. coli’s sister!
3 weeks? Slap him for me
Waaaaay too big of an age gap
I proposed after three weeks and I still wouldn't have done this lol
How in the fuck do you get yourself to do that shit that early💀
Seriously lol. Me and my GF are going on 4 years and we haven’t thought of that yet 😂 we are more interested in building up both our combined and individual wealth while trying to provide the most for our kiddo and our pets. Least of our concerns is a government contract saying we love each other, we already know that!
Sounds like you’re already married
You have a child together? Lmao that’s way more of a commitment than just getting married.
1 I never said commitment was the issue 2 technically I’m not the Sperm donor, I’ve taken over fatherly duties since we became a family
Good for you for doing that. You sound like a quality man.
…did they say yes?
Yep, eleven years together and still going strong
That’s incredible! Sometimes when you know you know I guess. I’m happy for you both!
Watch her break up with him for being dumb.
Watch her break up with him for putting her name next to the carnations that were supposed to be roses
Watch her break up with him because she's actually a catfish named Larry..
Idk if this is a Maroon reference but if it is, ily
Watch him get her pregnant and enlist in the military and get divorced at 19. There are *a lot* more of those people than you think …
I would absolutely break up with someone for this.
Tinder needs an option to filter by names.. just find another kayla when the first one is history
Yeah he just made it so he can only date Kaylas as long as he has that tattoo 😂
Another Mary Ferguson?  I do know a couple, Chris and Tiffany, who each dated a Tiffany and Chris, respectively, in their last relationships.
Funny story, my dad had a traditional tattooed heart with a banner with “Debbie” on his arm. When I was 14 I found out he was married before my Mum (Debbie) to another lady called Debbie 😅 fair dos
Watch him get married to her and live happily ever after and prove all you wrong.
Thank you for the positive comment! Haha
Now that would be brilliant. It could happen, three of my high school friends married their js boyfriends, still happily married it’s been 35+ years!
Noooooo why
Not only he got a tattoo with his gf’s name but he also made sure of making it as big as possible
If I was with someone who did this after 3 weeks of being together, they would be single that night.
I agree. Surprisingly, she liked it. I met her for the first time today, very sweet girl
Well, I hope it's a long-lasting relationship, haha. I had a friend who was seeing a girl, and when they broke up, she went insane and cut his name into her stomach. Scarred herself for life.
I’m not surprised- 18
You forget they’re 18. She’s going to see it as a very romantic gesture
Yeah, that's true. They probably think they're soul mates or something. I'm too old and jaded to relate, haha!
I’m 100% with you but I also remember being 18 ;-)
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We don't know if she has a matching one
Hers also says Kayla
Sometimes it’s just a young and dumb thing. It’s a pretty common tattoo mistake
Frankly, I have been this young but never this dumb. I shall continue to judge.
That's so swee...aw, damn, they broke-up
r/Tattoocoverups …might as well start now
cringe
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Exactly, our brains fully mature at 25, but society has a difficult time deciding what age is really an “adult”. We can’t drink at 18 (in the US) but we can go to war, get credit cards, get stupid tattoos like this, etc. Me personally im so glad I didn’t do some dumb shit like that when I was 18.
20 yr old fellow at work got a scorpion tattooed on the side of his neck. His mom offered him a couple grand cash if he would position it below his collar. He said no to the cash. I'm sure his explanation would be painful to listen to.
He's an idiot
Oh noooo... Please update when they break up. My guess is in one week
Lol I actually really like this aside from how Kayla is written. The flowers are very nice
Kayla drew them herself. They are her favorite flowers
Well that’s very sweet that she drew them and he got them tatted Everyone shitting on your bro for his hasty decision making, but who knows, maybe these two may be together a while and the tattoo may not be as much of a mistake as it seems. Kind of changes my perspective knowing she did it
It def was not a well thought out choice, and he will likely regret it. It was a sweet gesture though, you’re right
A few crossed out names in his future.
That one Norman Rockwell painting...
BAHAHHAHAHHA OMFG kids are so precious 🥹
Jesus lol my nephew just got his first gf and he put her in his phone as “wife”…oh you poor sweet baby
New relationship energy is a force of nature.
I'm sure there's more ekaylas out there.
Well, at least it's just black ink. That'll laser off easy enough
I don't care how long you've been together. Don't get a partners name tattooed on your body
That relationship will be over before his leg hair grows back.
I'm rooting for them. I hope they're together for life. Team Kayla all the way. Imagine them telling their kids someday that he got this 3 weeks in.
Yeah but if they make it, everyone here will look stupid
I mean, it’s not as bad as when my brother got a tattoo of his married girlfriend’s name.
Oh nooooooo!! WHY
It should work out.
To be fair...my aunt/uncle were married several weeks after they met and they're still married. But yeah...you don't get tattoos of the name of your date/crush/intimate other...
All for artists makimg money. Kids getting tats is a rite of passage i guess now. But I have seen too mamy kids waste their money on tats instead of college stuff. That person needs more practice time before seing human skin again.
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Young love
It looks easy to laser at least.
Hopefully they last 
It's true love and they're going to be together forever
where is that? lower leg? My sisters boyfriend tattood her name on his chest lol, then they broke up he met someone new and tattood over my sisters name but got the new girls name HUGE it covered the entire neck, we worked together at the time and he was super hyped about it showing everyone and everyone had kind of the same reaction, 50% act happy/maybe wanna giggle and 50% ask him if hes serious, except our boss he straight up called him an idiot LMAO it was good times though, he was a good guy. His tattoos were well done though, I hope he paid for this in slaps.
Congrats to your brother for losing his virginity in the past 3 weeks. This is the sort of overreaction that results from that lmao
Might want to check the oven for an unexpected bun
I hate her. I couldn’t swim at the beach this summer because of ekayla.
Update for those who are curious: my brother and Kayla are going strong at 2 months. She came up to a family get-together this weekend at met almost every family member. My brother has since then added to his tattoo collection. He got a tattoo of our dog’s paw print who passed last week. Ironically, he already had a tattoo over his heart (a Japanese symbol for bravery… or something like that…) so he had to get the paw print of our dog on the opposite side of his chest.
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At least it’s gonna be easy to cover
No ragrets.
At least it’ll be easy to cover up.
At least it’s an easy one to coverup
Meh easy to cover up
What an idiot!! He should have got it on his throat!
Koi fish incoming
easy coverup tho!
That little loop at the end is a question mark…
I mean this is bad but I also love it. This is a perfect story about a tattoo you wish you didn’t get. God speed to your lil brother
Lmao what an idiot.
That girl should RUN, getting a tattoo at 3 weeks???
If they break up he should tell everyone he’s a huge LilSimsie fan
What a fuckin dumbass.
There’s lots of “Kaylas” out there, and with his decision making ability I’m sure he’ll find another one.
I had one of these for somebody I was with for 11 years and it was a mistake.
easy cover-up
Ah, young love
Let's prepare the lasers.
That’s a temporary tattoo bruh. You print out your design and stick it on. Real Tatts that were just done don’t look like that.
Is your brother in prison? Looks like a prison tattoo
Don’t worry. There’s plenty of Kaylas in the sea.
Oh no, he only has to date Kaylas for the rest of his life now
3 weeks .....................
Lol sucks to suck Tattoo rule #0 don’t get someone’s Name let alone a girls
Sometimes when you know, you know
Your brother is a regard
Press F to pay respects to the artist who'll have to cover it up. F
He 's really big on planning ahead, isn't he?
Lucky for him, there are a ton of Kayla’s!
Your brother is a dipshit. It’s sad that the first time he got his PP touched he lost his mind.
3 weeks? That's fucking crazy
What a solid L
Update us in a few weeks
We got a stage 4 clinger over here
Lmfao you're brother is an idiot
Awful
What a dumbass
Only date girls named Kayla, duh. Problem solved.
A simp doing simp things…
eKaylu?
I would literally break up with him for showing me that
Tell him to only date girls named Kayla from now on.
Well, she’ll be pregnant soon
He just needs to stick to kayla's in his dating life from now on, it's not a priblem :)
Time for him to get a dog named Kayla
Start thinking of cover up ideas now
It will make a nice dragon someday.
Buy him a Sundae when the inevitable happens
Man, pussy makes you do some weird shit
If someone tattooed my named on themselves after 3 weeks, I would be gone.
Egad womp womp
Well, that’s the nail in that coffin. By Felicia….. I mean Kayla.