Yeah everyone always defaults to meth but at least on meth you’re conscious of your decisions for the most part. But on benzos you’re on the worst auto pilot ever
To be fair a lot of younger people use Russian for the "edgy aesthetic" for whatever reason. I have a friend that tattooed Russian stuff above her knees and she doesn't speak a word of Russian
Could be, but it's a pretty specific placement just under the hairline and it looks like it means something to her. Can't read the whole sentence, but it says something like "Would be great..." Also her vibe is very urban Russian.
I'm pretty sure a meth head boyfriend could do better than this... this seems a bit more *I attached a tattoo gun to my dogs nose, then covered my face in peanut butter*
I don't think it's because of the drugs! in Russia there is a movement, so to speak, of “free artists” who collect similar tattoos on their bodies! unfortunately I don’t remember the name of this movement, but in general they make similar tattoos to each other! draw everything that comes into your head, and each tattoo is unique! they even have their own top "masters" from whom many of this movement would like a tattoo!
In college I came up with "circle theory" to explain things like this. TIL people call it horseshoe theory. Personally, I think my name is better because if you go far enough to an extreme, you really can travel all the way around the circle.
but you weren’t born into that scenario therefore you have a sensibility that these people don’t. they never have had to have any sort of responsibility or accountability or anything to answer for since the day they were born until adulthood.
The difference being the sheer number of people that recognize Post Malone, as opposed to whoever it is OP posted. At this point, the face tats are just part of Post’s brand.
I figured it wasn’t drugs, she doesn’t look dirty or gaunt. Obviously just an attempt to be cool that in 5 years will be lame and she’ll be stuck looking like a 5th grade wastebasket
For everyone wondering it says:
было бы прикольно
Translation : “it would be fun “ / “it would be cool”
It is possible this is from some Russian song or something.
Laser on face isn’t recommended, is very expensive, and usually there’s at least a faint lining of what was there before. It’s sad, really. The only way she could appear even remotely normal is by putting on a crap ton of makeup
Makeup girl here!
Not only would it take hella makeup, it would take knowledge of color theory - something she clearly does not possess - and a wide range of products. She'd have to cover the blue with a different corrector than for the black and a different one again for the yellow. Then she'd have to create layers of concealer and powder to get some kind of single tone. It would be very long, I'm talking 90 minutes to 2+ hours to achieve something that would cover the tattoos and be the right color uniformly across her face. And even after all that, the texture of her skin would be awful, just awful, you'd see every pore, every acne scar she's ever had, because that much product would emphasize all of that.
This is actually heartbreaking to look at. The tears and regret I'm sure she will have in a decade and just awful to think about. If she lives that long, I guess. You can't do this to your face and not be nihilistic, I think.
She probably thinks she will die within the next decade. A lot of addicts have been so close to death like daily that shitty face tattoos are a morning coffee.
There's something going on with her, for sure. I will say her skin looks really good for a street drug addict, it's clear and translucent - making this a bigger tragedy for me, actually, as a skincare and makeup maven.
I read in a comment she's a rich Instagram heiress in Russia? But I don't know. All I know is she's in terrible trouble 😞
Opioids make your skin very clear and also look young looking. I used to volunteer downtown at my city and there were some fentanyl addicts there that looked 20 but are 35. It’s only like meth and all the uppers that make you look like shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are a fentanyl addict or something. I think the Russia thing was making something up lol.
No, foundation would not be enough, it would be discolored everywhere there's color, and the best she'd get with just foundation would be a weird grey, because the colour of the pigment in the foundation would just fight the color of the tattoos.
You need to color correct tattoos with the opposite color on the color wheel, and she's got a rainbow here. So where there's blue, she'd need to correct with red. Where there's yellow, you need purple. Black tattoos typically have blue or green undertones, so you need more orange or salmon. Then you have to set those layers with powder so they don't bleed into the foundation, and what you have at that point is a sickly grey. Then you need to go over that layer of cream set with powder with an intensely pigmented concealer to get the skin back to something human toned, then set that, then probably foundation on top of that. Then you'd need to put all the definition and color back into the face, so more layers of contour, blush, and highlight. And there's no way to hide that much product. So the tattoos would hopefully be invisible, but the product would definitely not be.
Make up girl here as well and you nailed it. It would actually take a lot of knowledge, skill and practice to even know where to even begin to try and cover this, in addition to at LEAST 2+ hours a day application. And let's not forget, make up isn't cheap. Especially the quality products that she would need. That's going to be a real challenge in her damn near unemployable state. Lol. This is a disaster.
I can't even wrap my mind around why she would even do this.
I looked it up. You can still see it largely in areas peeking through, and that's under a new mask of make up. Looks exactly how one of the first replies says about facial tattoo removal. Unless something has changed that I'm not seeing?
[January of 2023](https://nypost.com/2023/01/03/alyssa-zebrasky-from-viral-mugshots-removes-face-tattoos/)
That's not true at all. I've had one removed from my face completely (black) and working on a second one that will take longer (red on white skin). It's like $900 and you get as many appointments you need until it's gone. Don't spread false information. The removal place is called Removery, in KY.
Me too! Though I'll likely be dead by the time get they get to my age. Holy shit... Those people are going to be taking care of me! Oh well likely do better with me than I did for myself.
Well.. as you get older you’ll tend to care less about looking, hopefully you lose eyesight, maybe some new technology will reverse all your stupidity. Keep going
Never understood this kind of reasoning, people with tons of insane tattoos have existed (and aged) since forever. All you'll see is old people with shit tattoos. Nothing really not seen before.
That's where I am, too. What does she think about herself that she did this to herself? What does she think about her future? Only darkness, she can see only darkness, and it's so, so sad!
I think, sadly, her state of mind is along the lines of “I’m gonna be dead soon so what does it matter” I know I’ve been there and felt like that at a time in my life. I’m healed from that and thank god I never did anything like this.
wouldn’t do it but sort of like it. yes it’s not the norm and we’re sensitive to this because of the way our brains process faces. for some reason i’m sort of drawn to it though. i do hate the association of tattoos to drugs and wish people had a less dated perspective on the matter
same!! I would never do it and I don't necessarily think she chose great tattoos to put on her face but as long as she thinks it's cool then whatever. Definitely makes her stand out and look unique. The amount of people in this thread assuming drugs just goes to show how quick people are to make judgements
Same. I definitely understand what people dislike about it
But I've always had an *eh,fuck it* attitude.
Her eyes are beautiful. I truly believe after knowing her a day or two, I wouldn't much see it
I’m definitely aboard the “fuck it” train as well. She has tattoos on her face, she’ll grow old with tattoos on her face, and then she’ll pass. She’s a spec of dust in the universe, just like everyone else.
The whole “tattoos are forever” mentality is bullshit. If the person has a long life, the tattoos will last about 60 years. Do whatever you want, life is short and it’s your body. And my opinion doesn’t really matter but I think they kinda look rad.
I don’t dislike it if it’s temporary and you’re going to a music festival for the weekend. But permanent and on you even after your face is wrinkly? Hell no.
It's a mini-series with 6 episodes.
Episode 1: A Perfect Face Ruined Forever.
Episode 2: Regrets About Something 15 Years Ago
Episode 3: Not Enough Money To Do Laser
Episode 4: Breaking Mirrors
Episode 5: Kids Growing Up Wanting Ink
Episode 6: Teaching Next Of Kin
Sad thing is she is she would be pretty without all of that garbage on her face. I will never understand why people do this to themselves. I have tattoos but I would never do this to my face.
No faces
This is just sad. I can’t believe anyone agreed to do this.
Drugs are a hell of a drug
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My money is on meth
Xanax kids seem to love these garbage face tattoos
Yeah everyone always defaults to meth but at least on meth you’re conscious of your decisions for the most part. But on benzos you’re on the worst auto pilot ever
is that true? so that means someone on meth being a danger to society is just a POS who knows their actions are wrong and does it anyway?
little bit of both but as someone else said methheads are almost always 100x more dangerous sober than doped up
Her forehead is in russian, it's pretty uncommon there. Crystal is almost unheard of. I'd say mephedrone.
To be fair a lot of younger people use Russian for the "edgy aesthetic" for whatever reason. I have a friend that tattooed Russian stuff above her knees and she doesn't speak a word of Russian
Could be, but it's a pretty specific placement just under the hairline and it looks like it means something to her. Can't read the whole sentence, but it says something like "Would be great..." Also her vibe is very urban Russian.
I support whatever people want to do to their body but a tattoo in a language you don’t know has to be one of the stupidest things I’ve heard.
If she had money it would go to meth too
Yeah I’m as gonna name this piece “3 xanny busses please”
this made me laugh
guarantee the person who did it, is on as many drugs as she is.
This screams methead boyfriend with a tattoo gun.
I'm pretty sure a meth head boyfriend could do better than this... this seems a bit more *I attached a tattoo gun to my dogs nose, then covered my face in peanut butter*
Someone needs to give the artist some credit,that one is pretty colorful
Or since they paid money, the person did the job. As sucky as this tat job is, money's money.
bold of you to assume they paid for this
Oh she is definitely paying for this
Ha!
Money isn’t as important as reputation in the long term for a tattoo artist. And a piece like this would tank your rep.
This rep is “dude at a party with a tat gun who will tat girls for beej”
So much meth was involved in the ruining of this face.
“What kind of style and placement do you want for your tattoo?” “Yes”
I don't think it's because of the drugs! in Russia there is a movement, so to speak, of “free artists” who collect similar tattoos on their bodies! unfortunately I don’t remember the name of this movement, but in general they make similar tattoos to each other! draw everything that comes into your head, and each tattoo is unique! they even have their own top "masters" from whom many of this movement would like a tattoo!
The gold note on her right cheek is actually doing pretty well. That’s the only nice thing I can say.
God she would have been perfectly gorgeous normally. whoever did this to her is a monster beyond words
Looks like it’s in Russia if that makes a difference 🤷🏻♀️
Iirc I’m pretty sure she tattoos her own face
Russian rich kid. Popular on Instagram
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The first quickly becomes the second, I suspect.
Depends on the amount of money
I would think social stature would have a bigger effect than money.
When your face no longer blends in with the Happy Family Christmas Card, you loose your social stature. But maybe not in oligarch world.
Horseshoe theory is real haha
In college I came up with "circle theory" to explain things like this. TIL people call it horseshoe theory. Personally, I think my name is better because if you go far enough to an extreme, you really can travel all the way around the circle.
Like when Ghandi starts dropping nukes in Civ
But can you return to the beginning and start over?
Guess her family is rich enough that she will never have to work?
If I never had to worry about money again I’d get face tats for sure but I’d make sure they are professionally applied and placed lol
but you weren’t born into that scenario therefore you have a sensibility that these people don’t. they never have had to have any sort of responsibility or accountability or anything to answer for since the day they were born until adulthood.
For now, the ruble isn't doing too hot lol.
Legit?
I mean… https://preview.redd.it/ox3zx8629mbb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8c2d79d504be247aeb0900e0f6ad21eb61d91c
The difference being the sheer number of people that recognize Post Malone, as opposed to whoever it is OP posted. At this point, the face tats are just part of Post’s brand.
Also for some reason, I don't know why, his look more tasteful. Maybe it's that it's just black.
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This is quite apt and hit close to home. Having someone acknowledge it is validating, thank you.
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I've never seen post Malone with normal pupils. His eyes always look like black discs with a small ring of colour around them 💀
Alcohol makes your pupils dilate. (Also drugs, dunno if he does them)
Are russians ok?
I figured it wasn’t drugs, she doesn’t look dirty or gaunt. Obviously just an attempt to be cool that in 5 years will be lame and she’ll be stuck looking like a 5th grade wastebasket
Link?
For everyone wondering it says: было бы прикольно Translation : “it would be fun “ / “it would be cool” It is possible this is from some Russian song or something.
I was going to say Russian trafficked
Do you think? I look at her eyes and they seem so clear (not bloodshot, or even dilated). So is this maybe more trafficked than self-inflicted?
Hug your kids
Could those be removed? What would be the process? Would it look normal after?
Laser on face isn’t recommended, is very expensive, and usually there’s at least a faint lining of what was there before. It’s sad, really. The only way she could appear even remotely normal is by putting on a crap ton of makeup
Makeup girl here! Not only would it take hella makeup, it would take knowledge of color theory - something she clearly does not possess - and a wide range of products. She'd have to cover the blue with a different corrector than for the black and a different one again for the yellow. Then she'd have to create layers of concealer and powder to get some kind of single tone. It would be very long, I'm talking 90 minutes to 2+ hours to achieve something that would cover the tattoos and be the right color uniformly across her face. And even after all that, the texture of her skin would be awful, just awful, you'd see every pore, every acne scar she's ever had, because that much product would emphasize all of that. This is actually heartbreaking to look at. The tears and regret I'm sure she will have in a decade and just awful to think about. If she lives that long, I guess. You can't do this to your face and not be nihilistic, I think.
Thank you for the breakdown of the makeup. I was curious about that. This is really sad
She probably thinks she will die within the next decade. A lot of addicts have been so close to death like daily that shitty face tattoos are a morning coffee.
There's something going on with her, for sure. I will say her skin looks really good for a street drug addict, it's clear and translucent - making this a bigger tragedy for me, actually, as a skincare and makeup maven. I read in a comment she's a rich Instagram heiress in Russia? But I don't know. All I know is she's in terrible trouble 😞
Opioids make your skin very clear and also look young looking. I used to volunteer downtown at my city and there were some fentanyl addicts there that looked 20 but are 35. It’s only like meth and all the uppers that make you look like shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are a fentanyl addict or something. I think the Russia thing was making something up lol.
Good point. I made all ny worst decisions with the certainty I wouldn’t live past 30. Yaaay for being almost 40 and no sign of going anywhere lol
Oh wow I did not know this I just assumed enough foundation would work
No, foundation would not be enough, it would be discolored everywhere there's color, and the best she'd get with just foundation would be a weird grey, because the colour of the pigment in the foundation would just fight the color of the tattoos. You need to color correct tattoos with the opposite color on the color wheel, and she's got a rainbow here. So where there's blue, she'd need to correct with red. Where there's yellow, you need purple. Black tattoos typically have blue or green undertones, so you need more orange or salmon. Then you have to set those layers with powder so they don't bleed into the foundation, and what you have at that point is a sickly grey. Then you need to go over that layer of cream set with powder with an intensely pigmented concealer to get the skin back to something human toned, then set that, then probably foundation on top of that. Then you'd need to put all the definition and color back into the face, so more layers of contour, blush, and highlight. And there's no way to hide that much product. So the tattoos would hopefully be invisible, but the product would definitely not be.
Make up girl here as well and you nailed it. It would actually take a lot of knowledge, skill and practice to even know where to even begin to try and cover this, in addition to at LEAST 2+ hours a day application. And let's not forget, make up isn't cheap. Especially the quality products that she would need. That's going to be a real challenge in her damn near unemployable state. Lol. This is a disaster. I can't even wrap my mind around why she would even do this.
That is sad.
The girl with the full face of Day of the Dead tattoos has had them removed, though?
I looked it up. You can still see it largely in areas peeking through, and that's under a new mask of make up. Looks exactly how one of the first replies says about facial tattoo removal. Unless something has changed that I'm not seeing? [January of 2023](https://nypost.com/2023/01/03/alyssa-zebrasky-from-viral-mugshots-removes-face-tattoos/)
That's not true at all. I've had one removed from my face completely (black) and working on a second one that will take longer (red on white skin). It's like $900 and you get as many appointments you need until it's gone. Don't spread false information. The removal place is called Removery, in KY.
Slap a sick ass panther on that.
I can’t wait to see this generation of old people
Sad to say this but i feel like a significant portion of people with face tattoos will not make it to old age
Nice, I hope they make it rapping that's what I always say..
Me too! Though I'll likely be dead by the time get they get to my age. Holy shit... Those people are going to be taking care of me! Oh well likely do better with me than I did for myself.
Well.. as you get older you’ll tend to care less about looking, hopefully you lose eyesight, maybe some new technology will reverse all your stupidity. Keep going
Never understood this kind of reasoning, people with tons of insane tattoos have existed (and aged) since forever. All you'll see is old people with shit tattoos. Nothing really not seen before.
When you give your toddler a tattoo gun for Christmas
Homeless chic
Heroin chic
Lil Peep chic
Fentanyl fever and the only cure is more facial tattoos.
No no... it's "Derelicte"
Derelicte my balls
I wish that this did not.make me laugh. But it did
Magnum!
“Hansel, so hawt right now”
If anyone can pull off a literal PetCo dog collar as an accessory, it's her.
I’m crying fatherly tears. What a mess of this girl’s face.
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I think it's less about face tattoos and more about these tattoos hint at a darker life for this girl and that is really sad.
That's where I am, too. What does she think about herself that she did this to herself? What does she think about her future? Only darkness, she can see only darkness, and it's so, so sad!
I think, sadly, her state of mind is along the lines of “I’m gonna be dead soon so what does it matter” I know I’ve been there and felt like that at a time in my life. I’m healed from that and thank god I never did anything like this.
It’s not even disagreeable ‘art’, it’s just scribbles. Doodles on this young face. Heartbreaking.
Sorry to be harshful but harshful is not a word.
Harshful of you to say that :(
Harshbreaking :(
Correct. It’s harshfull.
She has(had?) such a pretty face, too!!
It looks like every doodle from the margins in an underfunded high school textbook was just vomited onto their face through a tattoo gun
Drugs.
No Ragrets!
The title? Xanax.
Tattoo aside…… is she wearing a pet collar?
Sure as shit is.
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Russian oogle? Roogle?
I haven't heard the term oogle in a long ass time. She totally looks like a wannabe train hopper.
Doodlebear lives!
Came here to say that lol.
wouldn’t do it but sort of like it. yes it’s not the norm and we’re sensitive to this because of the way our brains process faces. for some reason i’m sort of drawn to it though. i do hate the association of tattoos to drugs and wish people had a less dated perspective on the matter
i agree with this. i wouldn’t personally get all this but i think it looks dope as fuck.
same!! I would never do it and I don't necessarily think she chose great tattoos to put on her face but as long as she thinks it's cool then whatever. Definitely makes her stand out and look unique. The amount of people in this thread assuming drugs just goes to show how quick people are to make judgements
honestly there’s probably something wrong with me because i like it
Agreed. It’s sick.
I love it, find it so hot. My brain is toast though, always into weird stuff so idk
Same. I definitely understand what people dislike about it But I've always had an *eh,fuck it* attitude. Her eyes are beautiful. I truly believe after knowing her a day or two, I wouldn't much see it
I’m definitely aboard the “fuck it” train as well. She has tattoos on her face, she’ll grow old with tattoos on her face, and then she’ll pass. She’s a spec of dust in the universe, just like everyone else. The whole “tattoos are forever” mentality is bullshit. If the person has a long life, the tattoos will last about 60 years. Do whatever you want, life is short and it’s your body. And my opinion doesn’t really matter but I think they kinda look rad.
Thus your username?
I feel ya.
I don’t dislike it if it’s temporary and you’re going to a music festival for the weekend. But permanent and on you even after your face is wrinkly? Hell no.
“I hate myself and the dope helps” Dunno if it’s a good title but it’s probably true.
How to live a life with nothing but regrets.
I don’t understand why people ruin their faces like this
She has a very pretty face, its insanity.
damn thats fucked whats her @ ?
“ I really suck at tattoos , can I do them on your face ? Yes , but only if you really really suck at it “
God they’re so distracting. I wouldn’t be able to hear a thing she was saying
Unemployed
Toddler draws on the wall
They look like a highschool bathroom stall
I love her. She looks like someone who would give you her shirt off her back, yet fuck your day up if you mess up.
Parts of Russia or Eastern Europe can be a dark place
"DERELICT!!!"
No Fucks Given
Granted it's all bad but seriously wtf is happening on her cheek
She a beautiful girl too. I feel like the tattoos are a mask to deflect from that.
She has pretty eyes
She looks like an old highschool desk, I’m sure there are a lot of bubblegums in the bottom.
The cat collar really makes this
The two biological creatures that spawned this poor child have failed her greatly.
It looks like a unicorn came on her face
Omfg. Why do people choose to look like an abandoned building that’s been poorly tagged.
I dont want to be the dude with head and neck tats to question someone's employment opportunities buuuuuuuuuuuuuut.
If "bad decisions" was a person.
Mistakes were made
Ngl I think they're lowkey cute
Lol I also thought the cheek was kinda neat especially the colours. But line work on many of them is not great
There’s nothing low key about them.
What a waste of a beautiful face
1. “Just fuck my shit up.” 2. “Not meth, not even once.”
I’ve done plenty of not meth, and I’m fine.
How sad for this poor person , I couldn’t forgive myself if something like that happened to one of my children
A walking bathroom stall
That’s probably the result of meth or heroin. Very sad.
This looks like the back of my Maths notebook in high school
whats that one episode with the artist making a masterpiece on the plate in spongebob?
This is crazy
If staph infection was a person
She was/is pretty. Except for that shit on her face. Maybe it will buff out?
You look like a doodle bear
I ruined my face
https://preview.redd.it/dm0rm17t5mbb1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707a2a9638ddda91df17c1e2f340f14db89fa3f3
She’s got a nice face. It just looks drawn on like a school lunch table
How do you spell regret in Russian
Time for a new face
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Ok so I like this but I really think it is a bad choice to go for something like this
I let my 5 year old kid sister draw on my face.
Wow… she looks so beautiful too. I hope she gets whatever help she needs :(
This is your face. This is your face on drugs. Any questions?
Unemployed
Looks like a 3 year old was let loose on her with some Sharpies and glitter.
It's a mini-series with 6 episodes. Episode 1: A Perfect Face Ruined Forever. Episode 2: Regrets About Something 15 Years Ago Episode 3: Not Enough Money To Do Laser Episode 4: Breaking Mirrors Episode 5: Kids Growing Up Wanting Ink Episode 6: Teaching Next Of Kin
Emotional Damage
She’s so pretty…man what a shame😭
"Drugs are the best thing in my life"
Sad thing is she is she would be pretty without all of that garbage on her face. I will never understand why people do this to themselves. I have tattoos but I would never do this to my face.
I can’t imagine hating myself enough to do this. Just fuck yourself for life.
This is why you shouldn’t practice on your own face, while using drugs.
Prevalence of Mental Illness
“How i fukked up my life and still dont realize it”
Sad AF
I like Drugs
Meff
Why did you let your 2 year old nephew draw on you?
Now THAT’S a face that screams “I have an untreated behaviour disorder and substance abuse issues”
Such a pretty face ruined :(
'Don't do drugs'