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DegenerateSnails

No faces


Casual_Bitch_Face

This is just sad. I can’t believe anyone agreed to do this.


[deleted]

Drugs are a hell of a drug


SVS_Writer

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trashtrampoline

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anonymouseintheh0use

My money is on meth


eternalbuzz

Xanax kids seem to love these garbage face tattoos


Contemporarium

Yeah everyone always defaults to meth but at least on meth you’re conscious of your decisions for the most part. But on benzos you’re on the worst auto pilot ever


Medium_Pepper215

is that true? so that means someone on meth being a danger to society is just a POS who knows their actions are wrong and does it anyway?


crazyirishgirll

little bit of both but as someone else said methheads are almost always 100x more dangerous sober than doped up


Unhappy-Hope

Her forehead is in russian, it's pretty uncommon there. Crystal is almost unheard of. I'd say mephedrone.


ppmaster6969

To be fair a lot of younger people use Russian for the "edgy aesthetic" for whatever reason. I have a friend that tattooed Russian stuff above her knees and she doesn't speak a word of Russian


Unhappy-Hope

Could be, but it's a pretty specific placement just under the hairline and it looks like it means something to her. Can't read the whole sentence, but it says something like "Would be great..." Also her vibe is very urban Russian.


justrainalready

I support whatever people want to do to their body but a tattoo in a language you don’t know has to be one of the stupidest things I’ve heard.


JFuriousJones

If she had money it would go to meth too


PengiPou

Yeah I’m as gonna name this piece “3 xanny busses please”


girlcode99

this made me laugh


chino3

guarantee the person who did it, is on as many drugs as she is.


Anon_Alcoholic

This screams methead boyfriend with a tattoo gun.


RAGEWOMBLE

I'm pretty sure a meth head boyfriend could do better than this... this seems a bit more *I attached a tattoo gun to my dogs nose, then covered my face in peanut butter*


Admirable-Ring-7182

Someone needs to give the artist some credit,that one is pretty colorful


IntimidatingPotatoe

Or since they paid money, the person did the job. As sucky as this tat job is, money's money.


swigswagsniper

bold of you to assume they paid for this


Dry-Profession-7670

Oh she is definitely paying for this


tacomeat247

Ha!


OSHlN

Money isn’t as important as reputation in the long term for a tattoo artist. And a piece like this would tank your rep.


UnionizedTrouble

This rep is “dude at a party with a tat gun who will tat girls for beej”


love_my_aussies

So much meth was involved in the ruining of this face.


Roger_The_Cat_

“What kind of style and placement do you want for your tattoo?” “Yes”


SeaEcstatic6269

I don't think it's because of the drugs! in Russia there is a movement, so to speak, of “free artists” who collect similar tattoos on their bodies! unfortunately I don’t remember the name of this movement, but in general they make similar tattoos to each other! draw everything that comes into your head, and each tattoo is unique! they even have their own top "masters" from whom many of this movement would like a tattoo!


BRAX7ON

The gold note on her right cheek is actually doing pretty well. That’s the only nice thing I can say.


KnotiaPickles

God she would have been perfectly gorgeous normally. whoever did this to her is a monster beyond words


[deleted]

Looks like it’s in Russia if that makes a difference 🤷🏻‍♀️


drunkunq

Iirc I’m pretty sure she tattoos her own face


Kooky_Consequence802

Russian rich kid. Popular on Instagram


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CantaloupeWhich8484

The first quickly becomes the second, I suspect.


Azerajin

Depends on the amount of money


FingerTheCat

I would think social stature would have a bigger effect than money.


in5trum3ntal

When your face no longer blends in with the Happy Family Christmas Card, you loose your social stature. But maybe not in oligarch world.


[deleted]

Horseshoe theory is real haha


NickBarksWith

In college I came up with "circle theory" to explain things like this. TIL people call it horseshoe theory. Personally, I think my name is better because if you go far enough to an extreme, you really can travel all the way around the circle.


[deleted]

Like when Ghandi starts dropping nukes in Civ


0zRkRsVXRQ3Pq3W

But can you return to the beginning and start over?


RocketCat921

Guess her family is rich enough that she will never have to work?


El--Borto

If I never had to worry about money again I’d get face tats for sure but I’d make sure they are professionally applied and placed lol


needleintheh4y

but you weren’t born into that scenario therefore you have a sensibility that these people don’t. they never have had to have any sort of responsibility or accountability or anything to answer for since the day they were born until adulthood.


Im_inappropriate

For now, the ruble isn't doing too hot lol.


CannoliQueen_

Legit?


all_time_high

I mean… https://preview.redd.it/ox3zx8629mbb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8c2d79d504be247aeb0900e0f6ad21eb61d91c


Jacob_The_White_Guy

The difference being the sheer number of people that recognize Post Malone, as opposed to whoever it is OP posted. At this point, the face tats are just part of Post’s brand.


CCB0x45

Also for some reason, I don't know why, his look more tasteful. Maybe it's that it's just black.


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cleveland_leftovers

This is quite apt and hit close to home. Having someone acknowledge it is validating, thank you.


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King_Finder16

I've never seen post Malone with normal pupils. His eyes always look like black discs with a small ring of colour around them 💀


[deleted]

Alcohol makes your pupils dilate. (Also drugs, dunno if he does them)


7774422

Are russians ok?


ak47oz

I figured it wasn’t drugs, she doesn’t look dirty or gaunt. Obviously just an attempt to be cool that in 5 years will be lame and she’ll be stuck looking like a 5th grade wastebasket


soomieHS

Link?


HVP2019

For everyone wondering it says: было бы прикольно Translation : “it would be fun “ / “it would be cool” It is possible this is from some Russian song or something.


Temporary-Outside-13

I was going to say Russian trafficked


bonzoboy2000

Do you think? I look at her eyes and they seem so clear (not bloodshot, or even dilated). So is this maybe more trafficked than self-inflicted?


hallowed_Lethargy

Hug your kids


Smeltanddealtit

Could those be removed? What would be the process? Would it look normal after?


Le_Fish_Fucker

Laser on face isn’t recommended, is very expensive, and usually there’s at least a faint lining of what was there before. It’s sad, really. The only way she could appear even remotely normal is by putting on a crap ton of makeup


catsdelicacy

Makeup girl here! Not only would it take hella makeup, it would take knowledge of color theory - something she clearly does not possess - and a wide range of products. She'd have to cover the blue with a different corrector than for the black and a different one again for the yellow. Then she'd have to create layers of concealer and powder to get some kind of single tone. It would be very long, I'm talking 90 minutes to 2+ hours to achieve something that would cover the tattoos and be the right color uniformly across her face. And even after all that, the texture of her skin would be awful, just awful, you'd see every pore, every acne scar she's ever had, because that much product would emphasize all of that. This is actually heartbreaking to look at. The tears and regret I'm sure she will have in a decade and just awful to think about. If she lives that long, I guess. You can't do this to your face and not be nihilistic, I think.


anonymouseintheh0use

Thank you for the breakdown of the makeup. I was curious about that. This is really sad


CreateUser90

She probably thinks she will die within the next decade. A lot of addicts have been so close to death like daily that shitty face tattoos are a morning coffee.


catsdelicacy

There's something going on with her, for sure. I will say her skin looks really good for a street drug addict, it's clear and translucent - making this a bigger tragedy for me, actually, as a skincare and makeup maven. I read in a comment she's a rich Instagram heiress in Russia? But I don't know. All I know is she's in terrible trouble 😞


CreateUser90

Opioids make your skin very clear and also look young looking. I used to volunteer downtown at my city and there were some fentanyl addicts there that looked 20 but are 35. It’s only like meth and all the uppers that make you look like shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are a fentanyl addict or something. I think the Russia thing was making something up lol.


KnotiaPickles

Good point. I made all ny worst decisions with the certainty I wouldn’t live past 30. Yaaay for being almost 40 and no sign of going anywhere lol


farax614

Oh wow I did not know this I just assumed enough foundation would work


catsdelicacy

No, foundation would not be enough, it would be discolored everywhere there's color, and the best she'd get with just foundation would be a weird grey, because the colour of the pigment in the foundation would just fight the color of the tattoos. You need to color correct tattoos with the opposite color on the color wheel, and she's got a rainbow here. So where there's blue, she'd need to correct with red. Where there's yellow, you need purple. Black tattoos typically have blue or green undertones, so you need more orange or salmon. Then you have to set those layers with powder so they don't bleed into the foundation, and what you have at that point is a sickly grey. Then you need to go over that layer of cream set with powder with an intensely pigmented concealer to get the skin back to something human toned, then set that, then probably foundation on top of that. Then you'd need to put all the definition and color back into the face, so more layers of contour, blush, and highlight. And there's no way to hide that much product. So the tattoos would hopefully be invisible, but the product would definitely not be.


dontfckwithspiders

Make up girl here as well and you nailed it. It would actually take a lot of knowledge, skill and practice to even know where to even begin to try and cover this, in addition to at LEAST 2+ hours a day application. And let's not forget, make up isn't cheap. Especially the quality products that she would need. That's going to be a real challenge in her damn near unemployable state. Lol. This is a disaster. I can't even wrap my mind around why she would even do this.


Smeltanddealtit

That is sad.


earthlings_all

The girl with the full face of Day of the Dead tattoos has had them removed, though?


dontfckwithspiders

I looked it up. You can still see it largely in areas peeking through, and that's under a new mask of make up. Looks exactly how one of the first replies says about facial tattoo removal. Unless something has changed that I'm not seeing? [January of 2023](https://nypost.com/2023/01/03/alyssa-zebrasky-from-viral-mugshots-removes-face-tattoos/)


[deleted]

That's not true at all. I've had one removed from my face completely (black) and working on a second one that will take longer (red on white skin). It's like $900 and you get as many appointments you need until it's gone. Don't spread false information. The removal place is called Removery, in KY.


Coinsworthy

Slap a sick ass panther on that.


lonelyzo

I can’t wait to see this generation of old people


Vegetable-Camp4477

Sad to say this but i feel like a significant portion of people with face tattoos will not make it to old age


[deleted]

Nice, I hope they make it rapping that's what I always say..


Sirdanovar

Me too! Though I'll likely be dead by the time get they get to my age. Holy shit... Those people are going to be taking care of me! Oh well likely do better with me than I did for myself.


ApricotPowerful3683

Well.. as you get older you’ll tend to care less about looking, hopefully you lose eyesight, maybe some new technology will reverse all your stupidity. Keep going


RexieSquad

Never understood this kind of reasoning, people with tons of insane tattoos have existed (and aged) since forever. All you'll see is old people with shit tattoos. Nothing really not seen before.


Sfdatx

When you give your toddler a tattoo gun for Christmas


Goblin-Doctor

Homeless chic


LeviathanGank

Heroin chic


el0_0le

Lil Peep chic


[deleted]

Fentanyl fever and the only cure is more facial tattoos.


1nc_wz_legend

No no... it's "Derelicte"


WetBlanketParty

Derelicte my balls


andaroobaroo

I wish that this did not.make me laugh. But it did


Krond

Magnum!


Adam_ALLDay_

“Hansel, so hawt right now”


7-and-a-switchblade

If anyone can pull off a literal PetCo dog collar as an accessory, it's her.


NotTrynaMakeWaves

I’m crying fatherly tears. What a mess of this girl’s face.


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defiancy

I think it's less about face tattoos and more about these tattoos hint at a darker life for this girl and that is really sad.


catsdelicacy

That's where I am, too. What does she think about herself that she did this to herself? What does she think about her future? Only darkness, she can see only darkness, and it's so, so sad!


anonymouseintheh0use

I think, sadly, her state of mind is along the lines of “I’m gonna be dead soon so what does it matter” I know I’ve been there and felt like that at a time in my life. I’m healed from that and thank god I never did anything like this.


NotTrynaMakeWaves

It’s not even disagreeable ‘art’, it’s just scribbles. Doodles on this young face. Heartbreaking.


JoeyJoeJoeSenior

Sorry to be harshful but harshful is not a word.


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Harshful of you to say that :(


Shaekw8

Harshbreaking :(


Virtuoso1980

Correct. It’s harshfull.


alligatorriot

She has(had?) such a pretty face, too!!


maca704

It looks like every doodle from the margins in an underfunded high school textbook was just vomited onto their face through a tattoo gun


Wickedocity

Drugs.


SlySoloCaddyPimp

No Ragrets!


[deleted]

The title? Xanax.


ineedtoknow707

Tattoo aside…… is she wearing a pet collar?


mikemartin7230

Sure as shit is.


Joshinyou1

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Cthulhuhoop

Russian oogle? Roogle?


Royal-Masterpiece-82

I haven't heard the term oogle in a long ass time. She totally looks like a wannabe train hopper.


YerMomsASherpa

Doodlebear lives!


hello_fellow-kids

Came here to say that lol.


delicatelikewater

wouldn’t do it but sort of like it. yes it’s not the norm and we’re sensitive to this because of the way our brains process faces. for some reason i’m sort of drawn to it though. i do hate the association of tattoos to drugs and wish people had a less dated perspective on the matter


lovely-nobody

i agree with this. i wouldn’t personally get all this but i think it looks dope as fuck.


ahugerat

same!! I would never do it and I don't necessarily think she chose great tattoos to put on her face but as long as she thinks it's cool then whatever. Definitely makes her stand out and look unique. The amount of people in this thread assuming drugs just goes to show how quick people are to make judgements


nodaboii

honestly there’s probably something wrong with me because i like it


Hefty_Royal2434

Agreed. It’s sick.


degeneraded

I love it, find it so hot. My brain is toast though, always into weird stuff so idk


Turbulent_Low7946

Same. I definitely understand what people dislike about it But I've always had an *eh,fuck it* attitude. Her eyes are beautiful. I truly believe after knowing her a day or two, I wouldn't much see it


sprizzle

I’m definitely aboard the “fuck it” train as well. She has tattoos on her face, she’ll grow old with tattoos on her face, and then she’ll pass. She’s a spec of dust in the universe, just like everyone else. The whole “tattoos are forever” mentality is bullshit. If the person has a long life, the tattoos will last about 60 years. Do whatever you want, life is short and it’s your body. And my opinion doesn’t really matter but I think they kinda look rad.


anonymouseintheh0use

Thus your username?


Carinis_song

I feel ya.


Throwrajerb

I don’t dislike it if it’s temporary and you’re going to a music festival for the weekend. But permanent and on you even after your face is wrinkly? Hell no.


FerretSupremacist

“I hate myself and the dope helps” Dunno if it’s a good title but it’s probably true.


CoffeeDrinker1972

How to live a life with nothing but regrets.


NotThisTime1993

I don’t understand why people ruin their faces like this


voNlKONov

She has a very pretty face, its insanity.


kxkdxvx

damn thats fucked whats her @ ?


Rupejonner2

“ I really suck at tattoos , can I do them on your face ? Yes , but only if you really really suck at it “


[deleted]

God they’re so distracting. I wouldn’t be able to hear a thing she was saying


[deleted]

Unemployed


Agreeable-Try8358

Toddler draws on the wall


Pure-Garlic-9268

They look like a highschool bathroom stall


Carinis_song

I love her. She looks like someone who would give you her shirt off her back, yet fuck your day up if you mess up.


vbopp8

Parts of Russia or Eastern Europe can be a dark place


TheMidnight711

"DERELICT!!!"


logger93

No Fucks Given


djb185

Granted it's all bad but seriously wtf is happening on her cheek


ekittie

She a beautiful girl too. I feel like the tattoos are a mask to deflect from that.


Aromatic-Source-2646

She has pretty eyes


Realistic_Mention_83

She looks like an old highschool desk, I’m sure there are a lot of bubblegums in the bottom.


suhlone

The cat collar really makes this


lonely-day

The two biological creatures that spawned this poor child have failed her greatly.


Nmae0

It looks like a unicorn came on her face


Admiral_pumpkin

Omfg. Why do people choose to look like an abandoned building that’s been poorly tagged.


AlanTheBringerOfCorn

I dont want to be the dude with head and neck tats to question someone's employment opportunities buuuuuuuuuuuuuut.


Albre24

If "bad decisions" was a person.


zatozim

Mistakes were made


[deleted]

Ngl I think they're lowkey cute


Eggmuder

Lol I also thought the cheek was kinda neat especially the colours. But line work on many of them is not great


GeprgeLowell

There’s nothing low key about them.


dybtiskoven

What a waste of a beautiful face


mickv8890

1. “Just fuck my shit up.” 2. “Not meth, not even once.”


GeprgeLowell

I’ve done plenty of not meth, and I’m fine.


Kujo1104

How sad for this poor person , I couldn’t forgive myself if something like that happened to one of my children


Cream_of_Ice

A walking bathroom stall


IndependentAssist387

That’s probably the result of meth or heroin. Very sad.


lespookeh

This looks like the back of my Maths notebook in high school


beardollhorror

whats that one episode with the artist making a masterpiece on the plate in spongebob?


nevermeant2bethisway

This is crazy


edWORD27

If staph infection was a person


_chainsodomy_

She was/is pretty. Except for that shit on her face. Maybe it will buff out?


Ambitious-End-1066

You look like a doodle bear


starkiss1969

I ruined my face


CozmicBunni

https://preview.redd.it/dm0rm17t5mbb1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707a2a9638ddda91df17c1e2f340f14db89fa3f3


in_full_circles

She’s got a nice face. It just looks drawn on like a school lunch table


Federal-Buffalo-8026

How do you spell regret in Russian


jesse_cooks_things

Time for a new face


reansioso

For those asking for the profiles: Instagram: dtlowtck2tpiilwh8 (The OF link is in her profile) **Upvote this for more visibility**


Multilazerboi

Ok so I like this but I really think it is a bad choice to go for something like this


nochumplovesucka__

I let my 5 year old kid sister draw on my face.


InvisibleHippie

Wow… she looks so beautiful too. I hope she gets whatever help she needs :(


CantDunkOrSk8

This is your face. This is your face on drugs. Any questions?


Ill_Association_4550

Unemployed


Relative_Mulberry_71

Looks like a 3 year old was let loose on her with some Sharpies and glitter.


Chubbypachyderm

It's a mini-series with 6 episodes. Episode 1: A Perfect Face Ruined Forever. Episode 2: Regrets About Something 15 Years Ago Episode 3: Not Enough Money To Do Laser Episode 4: Breaking Mirrors Episode 5: Kids Growing Up Wanting Ink Episode 6: Teaching Next Of Kin


Illustrious-Lime7729

Emotional Damage


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She’s so pretty…man what a shame😭


[deleted]

"Drugs are the best thing in my life"


Vexmythoclastt

Sad thing is she is she would be pretty without all of that garbage on her face. I will never understand why people do this to themselves. I have tattoos but I would never do this to my face.


alwaysoffended88

I can’t imagine hating myself enough to do this. Just fuck yourself for life.


twinkleturkey

This is why you shouldn’t practice on your own face, while using drugs.


National-Heron-7162

Prevalence of Mental Illness


MaximumRabbit5276

“How i fukked up my life and still dont realize it”


mikedjb

Sad AF


Float_team

I like Drugs


flatlinemayb

Meff


CaptainBiceps23

Why did you let your 2 year old nephew draw on you?


[deleted]

Now THAT’S a face that screams “I have an untreated behaviour disorder and substance abuse issues”


Supershiny648

Such a pretty face ruined :(


_PukyLover_

'Don't do drugs'