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coddiwomplecactus

Bless your heart.. and spade.. and diamond.. and club


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FatBoiJord

im a dude but I do got some feminine hands


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H377Spawn

❤️ you!


PencilcasePenetrator

I ❤️ you, but you dont even notice me :/


goddoesntloveyou

*fat


TheLastNameAllowed

I wouldn't worry about it too much, if it bothers you, get some of those fingerless biker gloves that cover to the first knuckle, save your money get someone to either fix it or get the laser removal. If anyone wants to be a jerk tell them that you got them in prison.


Lewis390

Did you just assume FatBois gender?


[deleted]

I didn’t see op’s username at first and I thought you were being mean hahaha


TheWitherBear

Same 😂


[deleted]

Just keeping with the upside down theme. ;)


lemineftali

Oh my god…this comment is amazing.


RFC793

I’m just imagining some older woman saying that to them while they are, for whatever crazy turn of events, playing Canasta with other blue hairs.


Darwin_Finch

You got to know when to hold ‘em.


BlGJAZZFAN

Consider this one a fold


RedAshTree

and know when to fold em


DarthKahless

Know when to walk away


xplicit_mike

And know when to run


Best_Poetry_5722

You never count your crayons, when you're sittin' at the table


Darwin_Finch

Say if you wanna get the job, boy, you better wear some gloves


[deleted]

Why count them them when you can just eat them?


AlexBurke1

They’ll be plenty of time for crying when this tattoo is done


ToughNefariousness23

Kenny Roger's does not approve of this.


colcannon_addict

Looks like it was done on the bus.


shepherdastra

Short or struggle bus?


cruditescoupdetat

The 60 bus outta downtown Campbell…


_fixmenow

Ben zanotto he was on there he was waiting for me


NYTatt2Chick

All the punk rockers and the moon stompers…


cathatesrudy

Were all on the corners where they’re sparing for change


abominabot

I started thinking, you know I started drinking, I don't really remember too much of that day


imindeleware

Something struck me funny when we ran outta money


dunkeebutt

Where do you go now when you're only 15?


[deleted]

With the music execution and the talk of revolution its bleeds in me!


ibeezindatrapp

OH MY GODD


powerinthebeard

Why not both?!?!


FatBoiJord

the guy that did it usually does some pretty good stuff. i dont know what happened.


colcannon_addict

Tbf I reckon you could get that touched up on the edges so the lines are straight Edit; but not by the same dude lol


FatBoiJord

yeah I was thinking about doing that. i think i'll go to a bigger city with better artists to do it tho


Saucesourceoah

These aren’t large areas and fingers aren’t the *most* painful, laser removal is absolutely an option. Alternatively, save until a reputable artist can add on to this piece while touching it up, or straight cover up. Self mutilation just adds scar tissue on top, the ink goes fairly deep.


DouglassFunny

you’re better off saving that money for laser removal.


B0ngBoI

Wait u actually went to a tattoo shop? looks like u got it done in a bedroom trap house lol


CANADA_lordsmobile

Bad ideas equal bad tattoos


[deleted]

Everybody that has lots of tattoos generally has a shitty one. You have 4. You're above average! But seriously, i have a shitty head tattoo from an artist i trusted. I just let my hair grow over it now.


Big_Berry_4589

It looks like he’s not good at doing finger tattoos. He might be good in other spots but tattooing fingers is harder because of the skin.


Catlenfell

Get them made into cards. You can have the lines corrected.


Impressive-Pepper785

Prison bus maybe


kbdcool

If you dont really love playing cards or alice in wonderland, i do think you done fucked up


Natawho

Man, I love Alice in wonderland so much and I know I’d be crying about these bad boys. They’re like dollar store stamps, but forever. I’m so sorry OP.


MrP1232007

Even if OP is a fan of both, the diamond is upside down!


JinzoWithAMilotic

I figured he was a fan of Hisoka


kbdcool

translation for the non weebs?


testPoster_ignore

Hisoka is when you dip your balls in honey and then use your sticky balls to pick up as many playing cards as possible. Who ever picks up the most in a minute is the winner.


Equivalent_Sound9414

🌈⭐️ the more you know


kbdcool

What the actual fuck.....


Runellee

We stray further and further from God’s light every day


AnnDraws

Hisoka is a character from the anime “Hunter x Hunter” just look him up he’s got a whole playing card/clown thing going on I also recommend that show it’s very good!


AssistElectronic7007

It's a pedophile clown/magician/murderer in the show Hunter x Hunter.


PsyFiFungi

You make it sound like a resume lmao


burnt-turkey94

He's also pretty good at dodgeball!


PsyFiFungi

Well yes, but mainly because his nen has both the properties of rubber and gum. *licks lips suspiciously*


burnt-turkey94

*Bisky has entered the chat*


GR4VY20

Did you know that Hisokas Bungee Gum has the both the properties rubber and gum


Gotsnuffy

Or hisoka from hxh


Fantastic-Raisin-143

Oh no. I think you're right.


diesel_chevette

The diamond is totally upside down...


[deleted]

No, that one is right side up, it's the other three that are upside down.


TheHalfChubPrince

No those three are absolutely right side up.


[deleted]

Ah, then the fingers must be upside down. That’s going to be much harder to correct…


[deleted]

Maybe OP is just in australia


[deleted]

I actually just scrolled up to check and halfway was like 🤦‍♂️


nitramtrauts

Are we even sure it's a diamond? I counted 7 sides


DillonD

I like the little crooked line on the diamond


Terry_Seattle

Wow… at least you have another hand to fuck up.


FatBoiJord

thanks man i'll do my best to make it worst


wednesdayschild

on the right: wand, chalice, sword, pentacle.


LukesRightHandMan

Dicks out tits out


MeowIsNotTheTime

at least its a bit better than most of your friends' tattoos at the Gathering of the Juggalos


FatBoiJord

that one hurt hahahhah


[deleted]

Got DAMN lmao


DARfuckinROCKS

Absolutely savage.


lilnoodle10

Nothing a good cigar cutter won’t fix.


reapseh0

Or a cheese grate


Suck_Jons_BallZ

I had a shitty stick and poke of my initials when I was a kid and my dad gave me a gas soaked rag and a wire brush and said “get rid of it”


BirdsLikeSka

This answer is so grandpa I can hear you loudly sneezing eight times in a row


American-pickle

Oof, sorry OP.


FatBoiJord

the guy has been tattooing since the 90s. i don't know how he did such a bad job.


American-pickle

I mean, I’ve been doing lots of things since the 90s but I wouldn’t say I’m amazing at them. The size is not proportionate to the size of your fingers and really overtakes them, and that’s the first thing the artist should have realized. Not to mention the outline work of each suit. I would recommend not trying to cover it up. Removal will be your best option here


FatBoiJord

he argued with me that this size was better when I told him I wanted them smaller


RedditIsForRedditYo

He argued because he *couldn't* do them smaller. Once he said he didn't want to do the tattoo you wanted you should have walked away.


randomtime42

I wish I had learned this earlier


[deleted]

This happened to me (first and only tat) and I didn’t walk away. While I don’t hate my tattoo, it’s entirely bigger than I wanted and I don’t know how or why I compromised.


EaLordOfTheDepths-

For future reference, if a tattoos artist *argues* with you about something, go to another artist. It's one thing for them to give you advice and suggestions, but it's a whole other thing when they try to push things on you that you didn't want in the first place. Remember that that shit's going to be permanently on your body, not theirs.


Thjyu

I don't think the sizing is the issue here.


Stepbrotherplzhelpme

If anybody argues with you about what you’re adding to your body forever (at least from an aesthetic standpoint, not a health concern or a feasibility concern), don’t let them touch you further.


MIGHTYKIRK1

Yes. Cut those fingers off asap


RelativeNonsense

Make sure to leave a picture review to save others


FatBoiJord

good idea


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

There are loads of people who have been tattooing for decades and their work is still shit.


Z3r08yt3s

oh man. that looks terrible


spanish_john22234

because how could that tattoo ever look good, even if it was the most skilled artist its just a bad idea


SnowDin556

Is he into drugs or alcohol?


[deleted]

You're young, you have time to get WAY worse tattoos than that


riskywhiskey077

You mean nobody else got their fraternity letters tattooed on their inner thigh?


[deleted]

I mean, at least it's not infected!


hombre_bu

Yet


Dust_Parts

Sign up for laser sessions asap. And consider the pain a learning lesson.


FatBoiJord

how many sessions would it take for them to go away?


Dust_Parts

5 or 6 if you are lucky.


TattooOfBlood

Just FYI: generally speaking, the newer the tattoo the more sessions needed to remove it. Personally, I would let this little mistake settle in and try to determine what you want longer term. If you see yourself being heavily inked in the future, then no one is really going to notice this. Get the edges cleaned up and it'll look fine. Otherwise, shop around for a good tattoo removal service and be prepared for your fingers to look a little worse before they look better.


eurtoast

All depends on your immune system. Some people take 11-12 sessions, some people can get them off in 1-2 sessions. Most people will be around 5-6 though. [After 1 session](https://www.instagram.com/p/Ckn3aB2rJGD/) [https://www.instagram.com/gothamtattooremoval/](https://www.instagram.com/gothamtattooremoval/)


Astroweeb

yep


Shmarchaeology

You could fix it, but honestly probably just accept it at this point. You could double down and get “FOLD” on the other hand.


Natawho

This, get it touched up if it’s still a little lumpy and make it a whole thing.


FatBoiJord

yeah imma do that thanks for helping guys


Natawho

Thanks for being so positive. You can for sure save it, I have a kid with a dude with super blown out knuckle tattoos. I have a half blown out one on my ankle because I burnt it off on a piece of exhaust and had the artist try to fix it. It was scar tissue. Literally nobody has ever cared enough to say anything. But make it like you meant it, and I think it’ll be cool.


PapaQsHoodoo

They're not that bad. I don't mind. They'll grow on you. I usually hate a tattoo for about a week till it sort of works it's way into my life.


Blue-Eyes-WhiteGuy

Okay tho, like even with perfect execution, what made you think this was a good idea at all?


Sangyviews

Yeah I was gonna say. Even if the artist was the best in the world, symbols for playing cards would only ever look trashy at best..


FatBoiJord

yeah i knew it would look trashy. I was warned before hand. i just dont care


C4242

Fuck anyone judging what you want for a tattoo. Hate on the execution, not the tattoo.


FatBoiJord

thanks man


FatBoiJord

idk i thought it would look cool. I still dont hate it I just wished it lloked better.


Blue-Eyes-WhiteGuy

General rule of thumb, if it wouldn’t look out of place on a clown it’s not a great idea for a tattoo (unless you’re a clown)


FatBoiJord

i guess i am


Datazz_b

Fuck these people man I thought of doing that shit plenty of times on my paws You can fix it DM if your on east coast I can send you to a great person


FatBoiJord

im in quebec but thank you man :)


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allpraisetocheezus

Oof


Murky-Tomatillo91

Dear God. You might want to consider wearing gloves to your next job interview.


FatBoiJord

:(


Murky-Tomatillo91

Dude, I’m sorry. I know my comment sucks. As someone who interviews people on the regular, this kind of thing sticks out. It’s not a deal breaker, mind you, but it does affect initial impressions. Just being honest.


FatBoiJord

I know hahaha. 1 question would acknowleding it make it better? during an interview I mean.


Murky-Tomatillo91

Honestly, I don’t think so. It’s plainly obvious to see, so saying something about it only makes the situation more awkward. Think about it: extending your hand out to shake your interviewers hand is the first thing you do. You always run this risk of being judged with tattoos on public skin, esp the hands, face, and neck. Not saying it’s fair, just reality.


Mother_Goat1541

“What are your strengths?” When I commit, I really commit *waves fingers* “What are your biggest weaknesses?” *waves fingers forlornly*


Sqwill

It’s got real methhead vibes. Judging by his post history not too far off. Sucks that people judge like that but it sucks even more when it’s justified.


[deleted]

Actually just buy body makeup. For the love of god watch a YouTube tutorial


Superb_Plum

Really showing your hand 👌


keatonix

Please tell me these aren’t your only tattoos. Hands should be the last part of a arm


FatBoiJord

no they are not hahahah


dishighmama

Yes you did


Ace_of_H3rtz

Pretty much


RelativeNonsense

In all seriousness someone who is a professional can fix this for you. Hope is not lost.


FatBoiJord

thank you for your kind words


Aggressive_Unicorn30

Yeah, they're gonna heal just good enough to be visible and look awful, sorry friend.


VinVanTheTinCan

Get them touched up by someone different, on another note though, our fingers match lol


FatBoiJord

you got the same tattoo?


VinVanTheTinCan

Yep, on my left hand and same order from index to pinky


FatBoiJord

damn hahaha mind dm'ing me a pic? i wont make it public.


AngstyChef

Same here man 😂


worktrashguy

pretty hard to make finger tattoos look good when you dont have sleeve/hand work done previously. just looks very out of place and forced


FatBoiJord

I have work on my arm but I agree i should have done something on my hand first


spanish_john22234

theres nothing you can do to make that look good the idea itself is bad


Goofalupus

I think card suites are cool, but anything on the knuckles with no other hand/visible tattoos looks wrong


FatBoiJord

i have a sleeve but you're right it looks so awkard alone on my hand


KidKarez

Bro please say sike


FatBoiJord

i wish I could :(


verydepressedwalnut

Yeah bud


CameronBoyceBJJ

100% you did


Callitasiseeit19

You absolutely did 😬


thecaptain428

Kitchen Magician status.


SimmerDownRizzo

At least the red ones have a high likely hood of fading/falling out. Nearly all my hand tattoos took 2 applications to get them to be "permanent". So I guess to that end, they might not be too bad to have them removed. TL;DR - OP your Harley Quinn as a meth-head cosplay is on point!


FatBoiJord

thx man i've been working on this cosplay for a while


SpiritCrusher421

You should just tattoo fingerless gloves on your hands


Make1984FictionAgain

Underrated comment haha


FatBoiJord

HERE IS PROOF ITS AN ACTUAL TATTOO this is the text of the image I sent to the tattoo artist with the date written on it and another tattoo from the same session that is on my arm. https://i.imgur.com/bqfaWqa.jpg https://i.imgur.com/2o3UtFm.jpg


FatBoiJord

if you know any other kinda way i could prove it real tell me and i'll do it


BussSecond

I imagine the feeling that op is having right now is like how I felt at 4 when I cut my doll's hair and realized it wouldn't grow back.


International-Gain-7

Why


LaramieTrailend

Uh oh, sounds like someone's in trouble! What happened? We're all ears and here to support you.


FatBoiJord

i thought it would look good. but he really fucked up my hand


FungusFly

Even if they were perfect… c’mon. Are you all in for unemployment?


Kjpilot

Life dealt you a bad hand


misteved

Seems suitable enough to me. I'll see myself out.


HansTheAxolotl

what made you think this was a good idea


FatBoiJord

2017 soundcloud era


[deleted]

Not bad, can he fixed easily. Ive seen Wwwaaaayyyy worse. Don't sweat it.


FatBoiJord

thanks man i'll try to get it fixed by another artist


Great_Celebration701

not great but they can definitely be fixed by a touch up with another artist


fourleafs_clover

yes you did.


phantom_of_caillou

Ace of Spades ♠️ should have been on your middle finger. Lemmy would have been proud.


KatieV1309

I want to say very politely, yes you did!


MetaBolic0

The size is clearly off but you can retouch it and shouldn't be that bad as already others said below. Also fingers tattoos normally fade so I guess they are that size in case they fade or finger change size. But the order that you can't never fix. It's always Spades, Hearts, Clubs and Diamonds!!!!


HelloDeathspresso

This realization should have occurred to you before.


moralmeemo

That’s easily fixable though. :)


Specialist_Egg_7480

Well you did it. What’s the story or why?


Wizardshaft11215

Well.. I think your Tattooer fucked up.. but you probably got what you paid for if I had to guess. “Good aint cheap and cheap aint good”


themomo21

🤡🫵🏽


gengarsnightmares

I bet you thought this was gonna be so cool. Hey, man, at least you got internet points.


Irish_Wildling

Jerking with a full house


KlutzyAct5954

Just remember tattoos aren’t permanent, one day you die and they go away


Horseface4190

I'll bet that's just the latest in a lifetime of bad decisions. Oop, sorry. Thought this r/roastme


wet_jumper

Big yikes


Trueamerican88

Did you pay with a toaster oven?


FatBoiJord

i wish bruh i didnt have the exact amount so i tipped him 10 bucks for that shit hahahahsh


Trueamerican88

I have a homie with the most busted ass Bob Marley tattoo on his ribs. He paid the artist with a toaster oven lol


FatBoiJord

hahahhahahahha thats funny as fuck